Duke, this is a HUMOR fic. Plus it's MY FIC, SO SHUT UP!!!!!!!! Besides,
I don't know a thing about those two things you mentioned. And frankly,
this can be pretty damn funny my way, so keep derogative opinions to
yourself. I don't need my fic going down in flames because one narrow-
minded $#*^#@&% can't see how a DBZ/Castlevania mix can be funny. Besides,
DBZ isn't the only crossover. Oh, and for those that didn't guess, I
specialize in crossovers..........
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Chapter four: Alucard's idea......
Alucard, Succubus (Who Alucard threatened to execute if she tried to invade anyone's dreams again.), and Gaibon (Who Alucard used his magic to mature.) had just finished putting the last of the DBZ gang into bed, still being stuck in that pose.
"I have to admit, that was a rather large amount of people for a picnic."
Gaibon threw in his two cents, and proving he wasn't much more mature.......
"THERE'S ENOUGH FOLKS HERE FOR A PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Alucard was about to suggest he not yell, when his words stuck a chord in Alucard's mind.
"A party? THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!! If I throw a castle warming party, the people will realize that there is no longer a threat from Castlevania. It'll be a great way to prove to people I'm unlike my father."
Succubus and Gaibon sweatdropped.
"Master, I really don't think it's such a good idea......." Succubus told him.
"Why not?"
"Besides the fact they'd all turn tail and run upon seeing your servants, we are ill prepared for any kind of festivity."
"Both problems are simple to solve....... And I'm aware you know that. Trying to discourage my plans as revenge?"
"NO!! ........ But I have to admit, I really miss going into men's dreams."
Alucard sighed, and remembering something, he decided on a compromise.
"You can go into their dreams...... But if you do, you'll be thrown out of the castle."
"That's not so bad."
"Death and the others still harbor a grudge against me."
"I don't see...."
"And they'll think you're out on an errand...."
Succubus screeched in fright.
"I PROMISE I WON'T GO INTO ANOTHER DREAM AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then Alucard took out a tape recorder.
"What's that?"
"Something called a tape recorder. It records sounds, and can play them back. Perfect for reminding you of that promise......."
Then Alucard played back the tape, and they heard Succubus' shouted promise. Alucard smirked as he went off to arrange the party.
"ALUCARD YOU SNEAKY, UNDERHANDED, TRICKSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Now where's that recipe for shrimp cocktail?"
In the kitchens of Castlevania, which have rarely walked in, were now bustling with several servants trying to think of good food ideas for the party, and taking inventory, also checking to see if any of the ingredients had spoiled. Alucard knew that, despite the little use of the kitchen, it didn't stop those assigned work in there from being excellent cooks. He also learned that there were several of EVERY variety of monster and demon. A Gaibon was one of the head chefs. If it weren't for the metal gauntlets the immature Gaibon started wearing, and the chef's wardrobe this one was wearing, they'd be almost indistinguishable..... And if the chef Gaibon went on a severe diet, THEN they'd be exact look-alikes. This Gaibon was much larger then the other Gaibons, and it was only because he was very pudgy. Downright fat to be precise....
"Ah! Master Alucard! What brings you to the kitchens?"
"I thought these cookbooks from the library might help inspire you."
Alucard placed the cookbooks on an empty counter, and the chef waddled over, and skimmed through them.
"These shall help greatly. Thank you."
"You're welcome."
Alucard then went to check on the ballroom preparations.......
Unlike the kitchens, the ballroom had been walked through more often, but then, it was being defended to keep Simon Belmont from proceeding through the castle. Alucard was pleased with the progress being made. All the dancing specters had stopped dancing to an unheard song to help, and the once old and abandoned ballroom had looked vibrant with color. Paula Aghoul and Fred Ascare were even helping. They were selecting ballroom songs to be played by the band. The band, including mostly skeletons, was eager to play again, not having played since they died.
"C'mon Alucard, I have an idea for a band!"
"No Gaibon. The Master librarian warned me of what you plan. This is not a party that's commonly found in the years around the dawn of the 21st century."
Gaibon sighed.
"Dang Librarian. How'd he find out?"
"When our guests arrived, all the books and texts available in their universe appeared here. One interesting thing that puzzles me is how you'd know of those parties. You're illiterate."
Then the Master Librarian handed Alucard a book he just found. Alucard skimmed through it, and blinked.
"........So demons can move through time if needed. That explains a lot."
Gaibon was curious.
"Huh?"
Alucard closed the book, and returned it to the librarian.
"Thank you."
"Quite welcome, young master."
Alucard thought of a way to thank him. But first, he needed to get the invitations mailed out....... As he left, he failed to notice a shadowy figure watching him.......
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Now let's see you gripe Duke. I'm bringing in a boatload of guest stars! HA!
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Chapter four: Alucard's idea......
Alucard, Succubus (Who Alucard threatened to execute if she tried to invade anyone's dreams again.), and Gaibon (Who Alucard used his magic to mature.) had just finished putting the last of the DBZ gang into bed, still being stuck in that pose.
"I have to admit, that was a rather large amount of people for a picnic."
Gaibon threw in his two cents, and proving he wasn't much more mature.......
"THERE'S ENOUGH FOLKS HERE FOR A PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Alucard was about to suggest he not yell, when his words stuck a chord in Alucard's mind.
"A party? THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!! If I throw a castle warming party, the people will realize that there is no longer a threat from Castlevania. It'll be a great way to prove to people I'm unlike my father."
Succubus and Gaibon sweatdropped.
"Master, I really don't think it's such a good idea......." Succubus told him.
"Why not?"
"Besides the fact they'd all turn tail and run upon seeing your servants, we are ill prepared for any kind of festivity."
"Both problems are simple to solve....... And I'm aware you know that. Trying to discourage my plans as revenge?"
"NO!! ........ But I have to admit, I really miss going into men's dreams."
Alucard sighed, and remembering something, he decided on a compromise.
"You can go into their dreams...... But if you do, you'll be thrown out of the castle."
"That's not so bad."
"Death and the others still harbor a grudge against me."
"I don't see...."
"And they'll think you're out on an errand...."
Succubus screeched in fright.
"I PROMISE I WON'T GO INTO ANOTHER DREAM AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then Alucard took out a tape recorder.
"What's that?"
"Something called a tape recorder. It records sounds, and can play them back. Perfect for reminding you of that promise......."
Then Alucard played back the tape, and they heard Succubus' shouted promise. Alucard smirked as he went off to arrange the party.
"ALUCARD YOU SNEAKY, UNDERHANDED, TRICKSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Now where's that recipe for shrimp cocktail?"
In the kitchens of Castlevania, which have rarely walked in, were now bustling with several servants trying to think of good food ideas for the party, and taking inventory, also checking to see if any of the ingredients had spoiled. Alucard knew that, despite the little use of the kitchen, it didn't stop those assigned work in there from being excellent cooks. He also learned that there were several of EVERY variety of monster and demon. A Gaibon was one of the head chefs. If it weren't for the metal gauntlets the immature Gaibon started wearing, and the chef's wardrobe this one was wearing, they'd be almost indistinguishable..... And if the chef Gaibon went on a severe diet, THEN they'd be exact look-alikes. This Gaibon was much larger then the other Gaibons, and it was only because he was very pudgy. Downright fat to be precise....
"Ah! Master Alucard! What brings you to the kitchens?"
"I thought these cookbooks from the library might help inspire you."
Alucard placed the cookbooks on an empty counter, and the chef waddled over, and skimmed through them.
"These shall help greatly. Thank you."
"You're welcome."
Alucard then went to check on the ballroom preparations.......
Unlike the kitchens, the ballroom had been walked through more often, but then, it was being defended to keep Simon Belmont from proceeding through the castle. Alucard was pleased with the progress being made. All the dancing specters had stopped dancing to an unheard song to help, and the once old and abandoned ballroom had looked vibrant with color. Paula Aghoul and Fred Ascare were even helping. They were selecting ballroom songs to be played by the band. The band, including mostly skeletons, was eager to play again, not having played since they died.
"C'mon Alucard, I have an idea for a band!"
"No Gaibon. The Master librarian warned me of what you plan. This is not a party that's commonly found in the years around the dawn of the 21st century."
Gaibon sighed.
"Dang Librarian. How'd he find out?"
"When our guests arrived, all the books and texts available in their universe appeared here. One interesting thing that puzzles me is how you'd know of those parties. You're illiterate."
Then the Master Librarian handed Alucard a book he just found. Alucard skimmed through it, and blinked.
"........So demons can move through time if needed. That explains a lot."
Gaibon was curious.
"Huh?"
Alucard closed the book, and returned it to the librarian.
"Thank you."
"Quite welcome, young master."
Alucard thought of a way to thank him. But first, he needed to get the invitations mailed out....... As he left, he failed to notice a shadowy figure watching him.......
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Now let's see you gripe Duke. I'm bringing in a boatload of guest stars! HA!