Forte: (Throwing up in a bowl.) URGH!!!!!
Damien: Thanks for finishing things up Kaizer, but couldn't you have waited until AFTER he digested the food?
Blues: Forget it, at least Forte isn't eating so much now.
Forte: Actually, I'm kinda hungry again.
Damien & Blues: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Forte: I just threw up everything I had to eat, give me a break. (Devours a whole raw steak.)
Blues: I thought he fixed his hungry thing.
Damien: Anthros of all type tend to eat more than most people. Unless they're...oh...say..... A midget.
Blues: So where'd Forte go?
Damien: .....{PING!} The spell on his armor was only supposed to last until his scales hardened!
Forte V/O: GEEZ!!!!!!!!!!! COME OFF, BLASTED BOOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chapter five: Guests arrive........
Alucard then sent the invitations via magic, and then gathered all his servants.
"Now listen, there are rules to keep in mind for the party. Rule one, do NOT injure, maim, rape, decapitate, or otherwise physically hurt or abuse any of the guests. Two, be as polite as possible. The guests might be on guard if you act rudely. Third....."
Then Alucard uses his magic to form formal attire for all of them, each outfit specially designed for the demon/monster/undead/etc. wearing it.
"Keep your clothes clean and tidy until after everyone leaves. This shall help relax the tensions of the guests. Four, rule number one also means no physically harming of abusing each other. That's just as bad. Rule five, obey all the rules. Dismissed."
Then all the demons start walking in different directions. A couple skeletons and Slogra (Slogras, Slogri?) go to the gates. Minotaurs and Gaibons are acting as bodyguards for restricted areas of the castle, and other skeletons go to the ballroom.
"I just hope this goes well......"
The group had been walking for a while, when suddenly, and letter appeared in thin air, and dropped in the leader's hands.
"What's it say Ash?"
Ash opened it.
"It says, 'you and your friends are invited to a ball at Castlevania. Please mind your manners. Formal wear is not required, although preferred. Attendance is wished as soon as possible.' .....Odd invitation, eh Pikachu?"
"PIKA!"
One of the invitations had made its way to the Pokemon universe.
"It couldn't hurt.....there might be girls there."
Then Misty slapped Brock.
"OW!"
"So how do we get there?"
Ash looked through the letter.
"All it says is that we have to go along the forest path. WHAT FOREST!?!?!?!?! We're...."
Then they notice they're in front of a forest, with a giant castle in the distance.
"In......Vermillion.....city?"
"That's just creepy."
Then they go down the path, unaware that Team Rocket somehow got dragged with them when they were teleported.
"Where are we Jessie?"
"BE QUIET!!!!!!!!! Those brats and the Pikachu are heading towards that castle!"
James looked at the castle. Then his face went death white.
"THAT CASTLE!?!?!?!?!?!?! IT'S SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then Jessie slapped him, and started dragging him, while Meowth followed......
A letter appeared out of thin air, and it fell into the hands of a boy with wild brown hair.
"Whoa! All the times I've been in the Digital World, THAT never happened."
Tai read the letter, while the others looked on, and they too, ended up outside the Forest of Silence.
"That's freaky, dude." Davis commented.
"Ken, will to be my escort to the ball?" Yolei asked.
"I...Ah....."
"I don't know....this could be a trap." Cody noted.
"Even if it were a trap, why would they bring all of us here?" Joe asked.
By either luck or Fate, all the Digidestined were together that day, with their Digimon. They walked down the path, feeling somewhat frightened.
"Honestly Cloud, I don't think you need to train THAT much." Tifa told him.
"I'm not going to let Sephiroth destroy the planet."
Then the letter appeared.
"WHAT THE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
As Cloud and the others read the letter, Sephiroth received a similar letter.
"Hmm.... 'You and your friends are invited to a ball at Castlevania. Please mind your manners. Formal wear is not required, although preferred. Attendance is wished as soon as possible.' Why not? I've nothing to do until Cloud decides to drop in and try to stop me. 'To get to the castle, follow the forest path.' I'm in the center of the planet, what forest?"
Then Sephiroth looked up, and was surprised. He saw equally surprised foes of his.
"SEPHIROTH!!!!!!! IT WAS A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Cloud drew his sword, and Sephiroth held up his letter.
"I was invited to this gathering too. I think we have time for a few hours of fun."
Sephiroth then started down the trail through the forest, ignoring Cloud had his sword drawn, and Cloud muttered some obscenities before he put his sword away, and led the others to the castle........
Elisa waited for sunset, and it soon past. Then her friends, the gargoyles, awaken from their stone sleep. As soon as they all were alert, a letter appeared.
"What's this?"
Goliath carefully opened the letter, and read it.
".....It sounds like we've been invited to a party, but the directions are rather vague."
"Uh...Goliath?"
"What is it Brooklyn?"
Then Goliath noticed they had all been warped in front of a forest.
"What kind of magic is this?" Hudson asked.
"I don't know....."
Then more partygoers appeared, they being robots. One with fins on his helmets looked up, and went wide-eyed.
"WHAT THE HELL?????????????"
Then the blue robot behind him spoke.
"BASS????????? WHAT'S GOING ON??????????? WHERE ARE WE???????????"
'Bass' went over to the blue robot, and snatched a letter from his hands, and compared it with one he already had.
"Well Mega Man, it looks like we've been asked to a party, and I intend to enjoy it. By the way, my name is Forte, you dork."
Then Forte fired a blast at Mega Man's feet, and turned to walk, when he spotted the gargoyles.
"The hell? I wasn't told it's a costume party!"
Then even more partygoers appeared, one being a giant turtle thing.
"So why would anyone invite me to a party?"
Then that turtle thing looked around.
"Let me guess.... you all got letters too."
"BOWSER!?!?!?!?!?! MAMA-MIA!!!!!!!!!!"
"Look Mustache, I'd love to use you as a nail, but I'd rather enjoy this. I could use some entertainment."
Then Bowser noticed a princess.
"Peach, I....ah...."
"Bowser, since you and Mario aren't at each others throats, May I ask WHY you kidnap me all the time?"
"You see....."
"Peach, I-ah think we'd better hurry or-ah we'll be late."
"I suppose you're right Mario."
Then Peach and Mario started down the path.
"Damn! Every time I'm about to tell Peach I love her, Mario does that."
Forte blinked.
".....Yeah, okay Bowser, but you still have a chance."
"Really?"
Forte then sighed, and stared at Bowser with his red eyes.
"Look, let me ask something. Have you every tried notes?"
"She thought it was a joke."
"I mean BEFORE the kidnapping bit."
"I couldn't get into the kingdom then. I had to start off by getting her away from there so I could tell her, and I think you know the rest."
Forte wiped a tear from his purple streaks.
"That's......rather pathetic. Can't you just get to her and tell her, you idiot!"
Bowser got angry.
"Uh-oh!"
Then Forte ran screaming down the forest path.
"HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"YOUR BUTT'S GOING TO FRY FOR THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Bowser started breathing fire while running. Mega Man, Roll, Blues, Elisa, Brooklyn, Hudson, Lexington, Broadway, Goliath, Angela, Macbeth, Xanatos, and Demona sighed. Then despite their hate for each other, they decided to enjoy just one night together.....
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Blues: Self-insertion, Forte?
Forte: Codehunter did say that we're just perfect doubles of the real us, so I thought why not write about the real versions of us getting invited.
Damien: You know Demona and Macbeth wouldn't get along THAT well, even under the Weird Sisters control.
Forte: Hey, come on, let them have fun. They can go back to hating each other after they go home......
Blues: See? I told you that you'd enjoy that show.
Forte: ....Shut-up.
Blues: (Starts laughing.) HECK! THE WAY YOU LOOK NOW, YOU SHOULD BE IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA- HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Forte uses his tail to choke Blues.)
Forte: Yet another reason I like being an anthro dragon. I can use my new tail to do that, and leave my hands free for other things.
Damien: Thanks for finishing things up Kaizer, but couldn't you have waited until AFTER he digested the food?
Blues: Forget it, at least Forte isn't eating so much now.
Forte: Actually, I'm kinda hungry again.
Damien & Blues: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Forte: I just threw up everything I had to eat, give me a break. (Devours a whole raw steak.)
Blues: I thought he fixed his hungry thing.
Damien: Anthros of all type tend to eat more than most people. Unless they're...oh...say..... A midget.
Blues: So where'd Forte go?
Damien: .....{PING!} The spell on his armor was only supposed to last until his scales hardened!
Forte V/O: GEEZ!!!!!!!!!!! COME OFF, BLASTED BOOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chapter five: Guests arrive........
Alucard then sent the invitations via magic, and then gathered all his servants.
"Now listen, there are rules to keep in mind for the party. Rule one, do NOT injure, maim, rape, decapitate, or otherwise physically hurt or abuse any of the guests. Two, be as polite as possible. The guests might be on guard if you act rudely. Third....."
Then Alucard uses his magic to form formal attire for all of them, each outfit specially designed for the demon/monster/undead/etc. wearing it.
"Keep your clothes clean and tidy until after everyone leaves. This shall help relax the tensions of the guests. Four, rule number one also means no physically harming of abusing each other. That's just as bad. Rule five, obey all the rules. Dismissed."
Then all the demons start walking in different directions. A couple skeletons and Slogra (Slogras, Slogri?) go to the gates. Minotaurs and Gaibons are acting as bodyguards for restricted areas of the castle, and other skeletons go to the ballroom.
"I just hope this goes well......"
The group had been walking for a while, when suddenly, and letter appeared in thin air, and dropped in the leader's hands.
"What's it say Ash?"
Ash opened it.
"It says, 'you and your friends are invited to a ball at Castlevania. Please mind your manners. Formal wear is not required, although preferred. Attendance is wished as soon as possible.' .....Odd invitation, eh Pikachu?"
"PIKA!"
One of the invitations had made its way to the Pokemon universe.
"It couldn't hurt.....there might be girls there."
Then Misty slapped Brock.
"OW!"
"So how do we get there?"
Ash looked through the letter.
"All it says is that we have to go along the forest path. WHAT FOREST!?!?!?!?! We're...."
Then they notice they're in front of a forest, with a giant castle in the distance.
"In......Vermillion.....city?"
"That's just creepy."
Then they go down the path, unaware that Team Rocket somehow got dragged with them when they were teleported.
"Where are we Jessie?"
"BE QUIET!!!!!!!!! Those brats and the Pikachu are heading towards that castle!"
James looked at the castle. Then his face went death white.
"THAT CASTLE!?!?!?!?!?!?! IT'S SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then Jessie slapped him, and started dragging him, while Meowth followed......
A letter appeared out of thin air, and it fell into the hands of a boy with wild brown hair.
"Whoa! All the times I've been in the Digital World, THAT never happened."
Tai read the letter, while the others looked on, and they too, ended up outside the Forest of Silence.
"That's freaky, dude." Davis commented.
"Ken, will to be my escort to the ball?" Yolei asked.
"I...Ah....."
"I don't know....this could be a trap." Cody noted.
"Even if it were a trap, why would they bring all of us here?" Joe asked.
By either luck or Fate, all the Digidestined were together that day, with their Digimon. They walked down the path, feeling somewhat frightened.
"Honestly Cloud, I don't think you need to train THAT much." Tifa told him.
"I'm not going to let Sephiroth destroy the planet."
Then the letter appeared.
"WHAT THE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
As Cloud and the others read the letter, Sephiroth received a similar letter.
"Hmm.... 'You and your friends are invited to a ball at Castlevania. Please mind your manners. Formal wear is not required, although preferred. Attendance is wished as soon as possible.' Why not? I've nothing to do until Cloud decides to drop in and try to stop me. 'To get to the castle, follow the forest path.' I'm in the center of the planet, what forest?"
Then Sephiroth looked up, and was surprised. He saw equally surprised foes of his.
"SEPHIROTH!!!!!!! IT WAS A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Cloud drew his sword, and Sephiroth held up his letter.
"I was invited to this gathering too. I think we have time for a few hours of fun."
Sephiroth then started down the trail through the forest, ignoring Cloud had his sword drawn, and Cloud muttered some obscenities before he put his sword away, and led the others to the castle........
Elisa waited for sunset, and it soon past. Then her friends, the gargoyles, awaken from their stone sleep. As soon as they all were alert, a letter appeared.
"What's this?"
Goliath carefully opened the letter, and read it.
".....It sounds like we've been invited to a party, but the directions are rather vague."
"Uh...Goliath?"
"What is it Brooklyn?"
Then Goliath noticed they had all been warped in front of a forest.
"What kind of magic is this?" Hudson asked.
"I don't know....."
Then more partygoers appeared, they being robots. One with fins on his helmets looked up, and went wide-eyed.
"WHAT THE HELL?????????????"
Then the blue robot behind him spoke.
"BASS????????? WHAT'S GOING ON??????????? WHERE ARE WE???????????"
'Bass' went over to the blue robot, and snatched a letter from his hands, and compared it with one he already had.
"Well Mega Man, it looks like we've been asked to a party, and I intend to enjoy it. By the way, my name is Forte, you dork."
Then Forte fired a blast at Mega Man's feet, and turned to walk, when he spotted the gargoyles.
"The hell? I wasn't told it's a costume party!"
Then even more partygoers appeared, one being a giant turtle thing.
"So why would anyone invite me to a party?"
Then that turtle thing looked around.
"Let me guess.... you all got letters too."
"BOWSER!?!?!?!?!?! MAMA-MIA!!!!!!!!!!"
"Look Mustache, I'd love to use you as a nail, but I'd rather enjoy this. I could use some entertainment."
Then Bowser noticed a princess.
"Peach, I....ah...."
"Bowser, since you and Mario aren't at each others throats, May I ask WHY you kidnap me all the time?"
"You see....."
"Peach, I-ah think we'd better hurry or-ah we'll be late."
"I suppose you're right Mario."
Then Peach and Mario started down the path.
"Damn! Every time I'm about to tell Peach I love her, Mario does that."
Forte blinked.
".....Yeah, okay Bowser, but you still have a chance."
"Really?"
Forte then sighed, and stared at Bowser with his red eyes.
"Look, let me ask something. Have you every tried notes?"
"She thought it was a joke."
"I mean BEFORE the kidnapping bit."
"I couldn't get into the kingdom then. I had to start off by getting her away from there so I could tell her, and I think you know the rest."
Forte wiped a tear from his purple streaks.
"That's......rather pathetic. Can't you just get to her and tell her, you idiot!"
Bowser got angry.
"Uh-oh!"
Then Forte ran screaming down the forest path.
"HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"YOUR BUTT'S GOING TO FRY FOR THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Bowser started breathing fire while running. Mega Man, Roll, Blues, Elisa, Brooklyn, Hudson, Lexington, Broadway, Goliath, Angela, Macbeth, Xanatos, and Demona sighed. Then despite their hate for each other, they decided to enjoy just one night together.....
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Blues: Self-insertion, Forte?
Forte: Codehunter did say that we're just perfect doubles of the real us, so I thought why not write about the real versions of us getting invited.
Damien: You know Demona and Macbeth wouldn't get along THAT well, even under the Weird Sisters control.
Forte: Hey, come on, let them have fun. They can go back to hating each other after they go home......
Blues: See? I told you that you'd enjoy that show.
Forte: ....Shut-up.
Blues: (Starts laughing.) HECK! THE WAY YOU LOOK NOW, YOU SHOULD BE IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA- HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Forte uses his tail to choke Blues.)
Forte: Yet another reason I like being an anthro dragon. I can use my new tail to do that, and leave my hands free for other things.