The
hasty stroke goes oft astray.
- Aragorn
11. Smite Makes Right
The young paladin marched south along the great road.
Never betray your trust.
These were dangerous days, he knew. Evil might be anywhere, with any guise.
Be vigilant. Stand, wait, and watch carefully.
He had to be ready, he knew. Not to hesitate, not to be tempted by a false
face.
Be fair and diligent in the conduct of your orders.
Master Firecam had stressed both zeal and temperence. Surely vigilance would
reveal propler path between.
Protect the weak, poor, injured, and young, and do not sacrifice them for
others or yourself.
Who appeared the villain, might be the victim.
Anticipate attacks and be ready. Know your foes.
Who appeared the victim, might be the villain.
Care for your weapons so they may perform their duties when called upon.
Armor polish was about more than vanity. It was an excellent rustproofer.
Careful planning always defeats rushed actions in the end.
Fortune favors the bold. Look before you leap. He who hesitates is lost. The
hasty stroke goes oft astray.
Always obey orders, providing those orders follow the dictates of Helm.
Who would be so presumptuous as to take the law or their dictates into their
own hands, to place their own judgments above that of so many colleagues, or
the Watcher himself?
Demonstrate excellence and purity of loyalty in your role as a guardian and
protector.
Yes, the innocent had to be protected from evil, wherever it might lurk.
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"G-guys?" Khalid asked his companions. "I think we've gone far
enough from the Arm. I mean, we're in ankheg c-country now!" He looked
pointedly at the husk of the ankheg they had just killed as Onyx dumped it in
his backpack and strapped it on again, taking a few effortless hops and smiling
while Imoen giggled and Jaheira sighed at the showoffish display.
Though with Onyx and Imoen still pondering their strange dreams, and Khalid and
Jaheira savoring the last moments of perhaps their most comfortable lodgings
for awhile to come, they had risen bright and early, and set off from the
Friendly Arm. This had proved bad news for a gang of hobgoblin bandits who had
chosen to tarry outside its walls, for the party's morning activites had been
motivated by the request of the Arm's proprieter, Bentley (hobgoblins apparently
are bad for business), its groundskeeper, Joia (from whom they had somehow
managed to steal a ring of flamedance stone), and the gangs' bodies still
tarried outside the walls, but their little hobgoblin souls had now departed.
And just now they'd even come across an ankheg! The day was bright and warm,
and Onyx was happy, for he was starting to feel more like an adventurer.
Shrugging off the nightmares, he thought forward, to the wide world, which now
stretched out before him.
When he sent his arrows or longsword through, these hobgoblin bandits, or the
man-eating anhkeg, he tried to think about the other innocent people he was
averting the deaths or robberies of. Because one thing that years of practice
on dummies and targets hadn't taught him - but two summers of kobold-hunting
had - was he didn't really like the killing, his intended profession though it
was. Except for that one moment, right when he made that killing shot or blow,
and the blood filled his nostrils. It gave him a rush. The energy helped him
finish off his foe, but at a higher, more human level, after he calmed down
again, it disturbed him. But with each kill, he thought upon it less and less.
And that fact, if he had realized it, would have disturbed him most of all.
"Right you are," Onyx nodded to Khalid, "Let's get headed back
to the Friendly..."
"Halt, be you friend or foe!" a loud, crisp voice interrupted him.
They spun around. Onyx, Imoen, Jaheira, and Khalid could all clearly see the
man. He was dressed head to toe in armor, and his breastplate proudly bore the
unmistakable gauntlet emblem of the god Helm. His helm fully revealed his face,
which was that of a a young man with puffy, almost baby-fattish cheeks, smooth
but for a few battle or acne scars, and he looked about the same age as Onyx or
Imoen, who wrinkled her nose.
"When was the last time someone answered foe, tin-head?" Jaheira
griped as the man clanked forward. "Why don't you tell us who the hell you
are?"
"I have not come across such rude travelers in a long time; off with
you!" the man gasped indignantly, a youth's voice, almost cracking.
"Sorry we upset you Mr. Garbage Can," Jaheira faux-apoligized, the
sarcasm so dripping it should have required a bib. "We just want to ask
you, is that your natural stench we smell, or did you make a mess in your armor
because our weapons scared you?"
"I will not take these insults to my honor, draw steel!" the armored
man cried and reached for his sword.
"Whoa whoa whoa!" Onyx stepped in between his party and the man, holding
up gauntleted but empty hands towards him and Jaheira. He gave the druid a
scowl, then stared down the man and politely said, "I thought great
knights only attacked evil, not weary travelers such as us." His open
right palm then lowered and twisted, but faced the man still, for a handshake.
The knight stammered and mumbled, his fattish cheeks growing red. He looked at
the ground and sighed. "You...are correct. I apologize for my misbehavior.
Goodbye and good riddance."
"Actually," Onyx almost chuckled. "We still don't know who you
are!"
The man turned again, and looked quite eager at the prospect of introducing
himself. He noticed Onyx's right hand, and extended his own, and shook it
heartily. "I am Ajantis, squire paladin to Lord Helm. I have come down
from the city of Waterdeep to fight against the brigands that make these roads
unsafe to travel. What of you?"
Onyx nodded. "Well met. We too want to put an end to the bandit raids. I
too, actually, am a paladin."
He expected this Ajantis fellow to light up at this news, but instead the
Helmite gasped, "But...where is your tabard? Why do you hide your faith?
'Tis not knightly!"
Onyx sighed. "There's a bounty on my head. I've already been attacked
twice, and I must assume these assassins know my profession, for they know much
else. While I'm hardly the only paladin in these parts, there are far fewer of
us than ordinary swordsmen, particularly Lathanderian paladins, and I'm
not about to narrow their search. I might as well wear a 'Kick Me' sign."
"B-but..." Ajantis stammered. "That's...isn't there a
rule?"
"Yeah," Onyx chuckled. "Don't die."
"'Tis better to die in honor than live in shame," Ajantis recited.
"It's not shame," Onyx shrugged, "Just seems like common sense.
Besides, my god is honored by life, not death."
Ajantis bit his lip and stuck up his nose. "Well, I can't say I
appro-"
"By Silvanous, you ignoramus!" Jaheira shouted and threw up her hands
with maternal exhaustion. It was bad enough she had a months-out-of-his-teens paladin
to look after. Here was another even more naive, and less aware of it!
"Are you completely devoid of manners and sense!?"
"Jaheira, please," Onyx's eyes were friendly upon her, and his voice
neither pleading nor commanding.
Ajantis sighed, and his nose jerked from the sky to the ground. "M'lady, I
must apologize again. You're right. Master Firecam would not approve, I'm
sure."
The druid folded her arms over her leathered chest and shook her head, looking
at Onyx and Ajantis and Imoen. She merely exhaled forecully and groaned.
"Tell me," Onyx smiled, and Ajantis smiled back as to a schoolmate,
"Of you and this Firecam? I am from Candlekeep, and know too little of the
knightly organizations of the region."
"Ah," Ajantis inhaled eagerly, straightened his posture, and lifted
his nose, "I am of the noble Ilvastarr family of Waterdeep. My father has
seemed content to pass off his holdings to my elder brother, but has patronized
my knighthood; and saw to it I was schooled in swordplay under the best, such
as Myrmith Splendon - " Onyx shrugged and Ajantis continued, "Earning
the notice of Sir Keldorn Firecam of the Most Noble Order of the Radiant Heart,
under whom I now squire. I have come to the beplagued Sword Coast seeking to
curtail this illicit activity - or at least play some part, I mean - and prove
myself worthy of full knighthood. And what of you? For whom did or do you
squire?"
Onyx shrugged, "No one really. I was...divinely ordained sorta by
accident," Imoen shuddered and rubbed her temple, "and I learned
fencing and archery from Jondalar - nah, you wouldn't know him - at the Keep.
Immy here did too. We're headed south, to investigate the myhsterious plague of
the Nashkel mines."
Ajantis lit up like a schoolboy, "In that case, why do we not join forces
against whatever contemptible law-breakers must be behind it!"
Onyx sighed. Is this what all my colleagues are going to be like? He
politely answered, "Sounds good to us, we're always on the lookout for
another sword arm. I am Onyx, this is Imoen," he put an arm around his
friend, "And they are Jaheira and Khalid." Khalid wave-nodded happily
and Jaheira gave a disdainful but thinly polite nod.
"Together we shall smite the evildoers and outlaws that plague this
land!" Ajantis waved a mailed finger in the air.
"Better add monsters to that list, Sir Ajantis, and fast," Onyx
whipped an arrow out of his quiver and pointed it strung to a mound of moving
dirt, "Ankheg on your six!"
Onyx took a level-torso sidestep to get in a shot, and flanking him, Khalid and
Imoen drew their bows. Jaheira twirled her sling, and the four got off shots
around Ajantis as the knight turned to find the enormous green-shelled
anthropod chomping its pincers with a desire to pierce the artificial
exoskeleton of its intended meal. The mammal drew its metal mandible and
attacked back, standing oh so close.
"Back up," Onyx hollered as he strung a second arrow, "You're
endangered, and blocking our shots!"
"For Helm!" Ajantis called in a high tenor and stabbed at the beast's
eye. It reeled back, more segments popping from the ground, and the knight's
thrust fell short. The ankheg spread its mandibles and spat a green glob of
steaming acid into the round face of Ajantis, and the paladin reeled back,
screaming, dropping his sword and clutching his face.
Ironically, this proved the beast's undoing, for Khalid and Onyx now had clear
shots, and sent two arrows into the yellowish flesh within its mouth. The force
behind Onyx's composite bow sent the tip of his arrow portruding through the
back of the creature's head, and the five above-ground segments of the beast
slumped onto the churned dirt.
Jaheira rushed to Ajantis's side with her hands opened to heal, but the squire
removed his own to show an undamaged face. "The providence of Helm,"
he smiled weakly.
Jaheira snarled, but backed up and said nothing. "Glad you're fine,"
Onyx clapped Ajantis on his shoulder-plate, "But stick to your bow next
time."
"It's much safer than having to get c-c-close," Khalid nodded with raised
eyebrows.
"I use no bow !" Ajantis protested.
"What?" Onyx's jaw hung open.
"I am classically trained in honorable combat! Splendon Classical! Aren't
you?"
"What?" Onyx's jaw hung open. "No, I learned Galvaron Tactical.
Engage in melee only when an opponent's ranged superiority outweights your own
to a sufficient degree to warrant the lost time spent advancing! Let the other
godsdamn fool advance while you shoot!"
Ajantis shuffled on his feet. "Well, dueling is the highest form of
combat."
"I like archery!" Imoen offered brightly. "Magic is really cool
too, like I saw this one spell where..." she quickly trailed off under
Jaheira's scowl.
Onyx looked down at his fingers, and curled and uncurled them several times,
then wiggled them. "No bow? I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't
shoot."
"Enough," Jaheira sighed, "Let us not stand around! We are quite
far enough from the Arm, as my husband noticed long enough ago now!"
Onyx nodded, and he and Khalid set about husking the fresh ankheg carcass.
Ajantis took the husk upon his back, and the five headed on.
