(Damien is again in his training room, this time fighting a simulation of
Dark Raptor, with the two thousand times gravity only affecting himself.)
Dark Raptor (Sim.): OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!!!!!!!! (Turns into Chaos Raptor form.)
Damien: (Smirks.) Heh.
(The sim charges Damien, and Damien quickly slashes her face, and while she's distracted, he thrusts the katana through her chest, and completes the simulation.)
Damien: That's your fatal weakness Dark Raptor. You become too aggressive in battle. I think Katie's idea should help with that. Computer, start the last exercise again, but this time, I want to change a couple options.
Computer: Which are?
Damien: Activate ability restrictions for myself, and I want to fight in a full detailed Earth scenario.
Computer: Restrictions?
Damien: The abilities of going Super Sayjin, and of using Piccolo's clone technique.
Computer: Set date for full detailed scenario.
Damien: November 16, 2002.
Computer: Time?
Damien: 2:00 p.m.
Computer: Searching....... Probabilities patterning suggests she's in the city, under Katie's request. You'll find the simulation there. Gravity has been readjusted to normal. People, and events prepared. Ready to begin.......Warning!
Damien: What?
Computer: You have ten minutes to get to the Park.
Damien: I was going to meet with one of my undercover spies watching the world. ....... Hey wait a minute. Ten minutes is...
Computer: Ten minutes in THIS time.
Damien: Oh.....right. The training room works like the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. (Puts two fingers on forehead, and vanishes.)
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Chapter eight: All hell breaks loose........
"So what have you too been up to? HIC!"
Ash, suffering from the spiked punch, had mistaken a Medusa and a skeleton for Misty and Brock. Both monsters thought he was weird.......
"ATTENTION! The tainted punch has been replaced with two different punches. Please do not use the punch on the red table. Thank you."
Alucard then returned to other matters. Sephiroth was ready to see the results of Infinity's punch, and Bowser and Peach, much to Mario's surprise, were dancing together, Bowser being careful while dancing. Mario sighed, and got some 'untainted' punch. He drank it, and soon fire was erupting from his mouth.
"WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sephiroth looked at Infinity.
"Infinity, you made two different batches, didn't you?"
"Yup."
Mario then ran for the other punch, and soon his eyes glazed over, and he was in one of history's worst sugar highs. Pretty soon, almost everyone was either breathing fire, or zipping around. Alucard, Bowser, Peach, Infinity, Goliath, Elisa, Sephiroth, Macbeth, and Vincent weren't affected, either because they didn't drink any, or in Vincent's case, his non-human genetics gave him immunity.
"Infinity, nice try, but I'm not laughing."
"Darn!"
"But it was a good try. I'll give you an autograph."
"You'll really give me your 'John Hancock'?"
"Why not?"
Infinity took out a piece of paper, and Sephiroth signed it. Then Infinity walked off, and checked the contract.
"HEY!!!!!!!!! SEPHIROTH, YOU SNEAKY JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sephiroth had jokingly, and cautiously, signed 'John Hancock', even changing his handwriting when signing. Sephiroth smirked, but only until a sugar loaded Lexington zip by him, throwing him in the air. Before he could land, Lexington returned, and gave him a monster wedgie.
"INFINITY!!!!!!!!!! I DEMAND THAT PORTABLE HOLE NOW JUST SO I CAN THROW THAT BASTARD INTO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Bowser and Peach, in the meantime, had gone back to the balcony to avoid the mayhem. Goliath was trying to stop the caffeine filled gargoyles, which included Demona, and Elisa was getting water to the flame spouting victims, which included Hudson. Alucard then marched up to Infinity.
"Infinity, you're thrown out of the party."
"But...."
"No buts. I heard you planning the whole thing. I only let it happen because I didn't think THIS would come of it. OUT!!!!!!!"
Death and the others had snuck into the party, and all sweatdropped at the scene.
"I didn't think a little beer in the punch would do THIS!" Actrise said.
"It wasn't our punch. Alucard had two more punch bowls brought out, and someone had messed with the punch recipes." De Rais noted.
Then Team Rocket stumbled toward them, running down their sugar high.
"That....was....weird....."
Then Ash, finally sober, assumed Team Rocket was up to something, and in the end, Team Rocket and the conspirators were blasted out of the castle.
"IT LOOKS LIKE TEAM EVIL'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Team rocket heard Death, and SOMEHOW was stomping him while still flying.
"HOW DARE YOU MAKE A MOCKERY OF US!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Jessie demanded.
"YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET IT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" James threw in.
"THIS'LL TEACH YA', YA' WISE GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Meowth added.
By now, if he could, Death would be covered in bruises.
"THEN YOU SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Team Rocket then flew a little farther away from Death.
"It looks like..." Jessie started.
"....Team Rocket's...." James continued.
"..Blasting off...." Meowth then said.
"AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" All three finished.
Then Team Rocket, and 'Team Evil', disappeared into the horizon......
"WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PIKACHU, WE......Pikachu?"
Pikachu was holding his stomach.
"Pika!?!?!"
Pikachu had also had some punch, and got sick.
"PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Garurumon was chasing a large group of skeletons, with a punch drunk Matt riding him.......
Demona, now in the full grasp of the sugar, was playing patty cake with Lilymon.
"Patty cake, Patty cake, baker's pan, bake me a cake as fast as you can."
Goliath just sweatdropped, wondering if Demona also had the liquor spiked punch..........
Agumon's run with the liquor didn't make him drunk, but he got a severe case of 'munchies'. Tai was trying to roll Agumon away from the food table, while Agumon, now weighing in at over a ton, kept eating.........
Alucard sweatdropped at the insanity occurring because of some bad punch.......
"I should've thrown Infinity out sooner......."
Gomamon was swimming in one of the punch bowls, and Joe couldn't stop laughing at it.......
Mimi, Sora, Kari, and Yolei were in old time outfits, and singing 'Barbershop quartet'.........
Hudson was chugging down water as fast as he could due to the hot sauce, and it was starting to show, with a waterlogged belly growing fast.........
Forte, not having any punch since having his head dunked in some, was still trying to fix his legs, which had returned to a splits pose........
"I'M KING OF THE OOMPALOOMPAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Goku was well known for sugar rush frenzies, but this was a little much......
"NOW LOOK AT THE THIRD CLASS SAYJIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Vegeta was unaffected by punch, but the way Goku was acting was enough to get him rolling on the floor in laughter. Bulma was a least glad Vegeta laughed at SOMETHING other then hurting people........
Piccolo was know having a staring contest with a statue.
"You have to blink sometime........"
Ken was acting like John Travolta from that one disco movie.......
T.K. was fishing in one of the punch bowls, with fly baits in his hat, and Patamon pretending to be a pillow........
"GRAVY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ed was goofing off even worse than usual. Then Alucard noticed something.
"How'd that boy get here? I KNOW I didn't send an invitation to....."
Then the boy disappeared.
"That clinches it, I've started to hallucinate. I guess I had more of the spiked punch than I thought......."
Now Demona and Lilymon were doing each other's hair, and Demona was pouring a whole bottle of conditioner on Lilymon's hair, which was actually plant vines.......
"How'd you're hair get so bad?" Demona asked.
"I don't know. It's always been like that......"
Sephiroth was struggling to get off of a coat hook, which his undies were hanging him on it........
Davis, Izzy, and a VERY fat Veemon were acting like wrestlers. Specifically, Scotty 2 Hotty, Grandmaster Sexay, and Rikishi Phatu. No one knew where the music was coming from, but they were doing the three's old victory dance they did when together........
Cody, Brooklyn, Brock, and Misty had seen the previous group, and thought they were wrestlers. They were fighting like it was a four way hardcore match.
"GET BACK HERE CHYNA!!!!!!!!!!!!" Brooklyn shouted.
"YOU WISH TRIPLE H!!!!!!!!!" Misty shouted back, and lowblowwed Brock.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Brock whined.
"YOU HURT MY BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M COMING MANKIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"LOOKS LIKE 'THE ROCK AND SOCK' CONNECTION ARE GOING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Krillin was acting as the ref, and enjoying the fight. Then Brooklyn gave Cody the Pedigree, and Brock had a sock on his hand, and was giving Misty the Mandible Claw.........
Dark Raptor (Sim.): OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!!!!!!!! (Turns into Chaos Raptor form.)
Damien: (Smirks.) Heh.
(The sim charges Damien, and Damien quickly slashes her face, and while she's distracted, he thrusts the katana through her chest, and completes the simulation.)
Damien: That's your fatal weakness Dark Raptor. You become too aggressive in battle. I think Katie's idea should help with that. Computer, start the last exercise again, but this time, I want to change a couple options.
Computer: Which are?
Damien: Activate ability restrictions for myself, and I want to fight in a full detailed Earth scenario.
Computer: Restrictions?
Damien: The abilities of going Super Sayjin, and of using Piccolo's clone technique.
Computer: Set date for full detailed scenario.
Damien: November 16, 2002.
Computer: Time?
Damien: 2:00 p.m.
Computer: Searching....... Probabilities patterning suggests she's in the city, under Katie's request. You'll find the simulation there. Gravity has been readjusted to normal. People, and events prepared. Ready to begin.......Warning!
Damien: What?
Computer: You have ten minutes to get to the Park.
Damien: I was going to meet with one of my undercover spies watching the world. ....... Hey wait a minute. Ten minutes is...
Computer: Ten minutes in THIS time.
Damien: Oh.....right. The training room works like the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. (Puts two fingers on forehead, and vanishes.)
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Chapter eight: All hell breaks loose........
"So what have you too been up to? HIC!"
Ash, suffering from the spiked punch, had mistaken a Medusa and a skeleton for Misty and Brock. Both monsters thought he was weird.......
"ATTENTION! The tainted punch has been replaced with two different punches. Please do not use the punch on the red table. Thank you."
Alucard then returned to other matters. Sephiroth was ready to see the results of Infinity's punch, and Bowser and Peach, much to Mario's surprise, were dancing together, Bowser being careful while dancing. Mario sighed, and got some 'untainted' punch. He drank it, and soon fire was erupting from his mouth.
"WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sephiroth looked at Infinity.
"Infinity, you made two different batches, didn't you?"
"Yup."
Mario then ran for the other punch, and soon his eyes glazed over, and he was in one of history's worst sugar highs. Pretty soon, almost everyone was either breathing fire, or zipping around. Alucard, Bowser, Peach, Infinity, Goliath, Elisa, Sephiroth, Macbeth, and Vincent weren't affected, either because they didn't drink any, or in Vincent's case, his non-human genetics gave him immunity.
"Infinity, nice try, but I'm not laughing."
"Darn!"
"But it was a good try. I'll give you an autograph."
"You'll really give me your 'John Hancock'?"
"Why not?"
Infinity took out a piece of paper, and Sephiroth signed it. Then Infinity walked off, and checked the contract.
"HEY!!!!!!!!! SEPHIROTH, YOU SNEAKY JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sephiroth had jokingly, and cautiously, signed 'John Hancock', even changing his handwriting when signing. Sephiroth smirked, but only until a sugar loaded Lexington zip by him, throwing him in the air. Before he could land, Lexington returned, and gave him a monster wedgie.
"INFINITY!!!!!!!!!! I DEMAND THAT PORTABLE HOLE NOW JUST SO I CAN THROW THAT BASTARD INTO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Bowser and Peach, in the meantime, had gone back to the balcony to avoid the mayhem. Goliath was trying to stop the caffeine filled gargoyles, which included Demona, and Elisa was getting water to the flame spouting victims, which included Hudson. Alucard then marched up to Infinity.
"Infinity, you're thrown out of the party."
"But...."
"No buts. I heard you planning the whole thing. I only let it happen because I didn't think THIS would come of it. OUT!!!!!!!"
Death and the others had snuck into the party, and all sweatdropped at the scene.
"I didn't think a little beer in the punch would do THIS!" Actrise said.
"It wasn't our punch. Alucard had two more punch bowls brought out, and someone had messed with the punch recipes." De Rais noted.
Then Team Rocket stumbled toward them, running down their sugar high.
"That....was....weird....."
Then Ash, finally sober, assumed Team Rocket was up to something, and in the end, Team Rocket and the conspirators were blasted out of the castle.
"IT LOOKS LIKE TEAM EVIL'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Team rocket heard Death, and SOMEHOW was stomping him while still flying.
"HOW DARE YOU MAKE A MOCKERY OF US!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Jessie demanded.
"YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET IT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" James threw in.
"THIS'LL TEACH YA', YA' WISE GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Meowth added.
By now, if he could, Death would be covered in bruises.
"THEN YOU SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Team Rocket then flew a little farther away from Death.
"It looks like..." Jessie started.
"....Team Rocket's...." James continued.
"..Blasting off...." Meowth then said.
"AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" All three finished.
Then Team Rocket, and 'Team Evil', disappeared into the horizon......
"WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PIKACHU, WE......Pikachu?"
Pikachu was holding his stomach.
"Pika!?!?!"
Pikachu had also had some punch, and got sick.
"PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Garurumon was chasing a large group of skeletons, with a punch drunk Matt riding him.......
Demona, now in the full grasp of the sugar, was playing patty cake with Lilymon.
"Patty cake, Patty cake, baker's pan, bake me a cake as fast as you can."
Goliath just sweatdropped, wondering if Demona also had the liquor spiked punch..........
Agumon's run with the liquor didn't make him drunk, but he got a severe case of 'munchies'. Tai was trying to roll Agumon away from the food table, while Agumon, now weighing in at over a ton, kept eating.........
Alucard sweatdropped at the insanity occurring because of some bad punch.......
"I should've thrown Infinity out sooner......."
Gomamon was swimming in one of the punch bowls, and Joe couldn't stop laughing at it.......
Mimi, Sora, Kari, and Yolei were in old time outfits, and singing 'Barbershop quartet'.........
Hudson was chugging down water as fast as he could due to the hot sauce, and it was starting to show, with a waterlogged belly growing fast.........
Forte, not having any punch since having his head dunked in some, was still trying to fix his legs, which had returned to a splits pose........
"I'M KING OF THE OOMPALOOMPAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Goku was well known for sugar rush frenzies, but this was a little much......
"NOW LOOK AT THE THIRD CLASS SAYJIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Vegeta was unaffected by punch, but the way Goku was acting was enough to get him rolling on the floor in laughter. Bulma was a least glad Vegeta laughed at SOMETHING other then hurting people........
Piccolo was know having a staring contest with a statue.
"You have to blink sometime........"
Ken was acting like John Travolta from that one disco movie.......
T.K. was fishing in one of the punch bowls, with fly baits in his hat, and Patamon pretending to be a pillow........
"GRAVY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ed was goofing off even worse than usual. Then Alucard noticed something.
"How'd that boy get here? I KNOW I didn't send an invitation to....."
Then the boy disappeared.
"That clinches it, I've started to hallucinate. I guess I had more of the spiked punch than I thought......."
Now Demona and Lilymon were doing each other's hair, and Demona was pouring a whole bottle of conditioner on Lilymon's hair, which was actually plant vines.......
"How'd you're hair get so bad?" Demona asked.
"I don't know. It's always been like that......"
Sephiroth was struggling to get off of a coat hook, which his undies were hanging him on it........
Davis, Izzy, and a VERY fat Veemon were acting like wrestlers. Specifically, Scotty 2 Hotty, Grandmaster Sexay, and Rikishi Phatu. No one knew where the music was coming from, but they were doing the three's old victory dance they did when together........
Cody, Brooklyn, Brock, and Misty had seen the previous group, and thought they were wrestlers. They were fighting like it was a four way hardcore match.
"GET BACK HERE CHYNA!!!!!!!!!!!!" Brooklyn shouted.
"YOU WISH TRIPLE H!!!!!!!!!" Misty shouted back, and lowblowwed Brock.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Brock whined.
"YOU HURT MY BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M COMING MANKIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"LOOKS LIKE 'THE ROCK AND SOCK' CONNECTION ARE GOING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Krillin was acting as the ref, and enjoying the fight. Then Brooklyn gave Cody the Pedigree, and Brock had a sock on his hand, and was giving Misty the Mandible Claw.........