Damien: ......Infinity, your dark side is a weakling. (Hands Infinity a
cube with the dark side in it.) I took the cube back out of the dimensional
void just so you can deal with him. By the way, that cube was adjusted
specifically for dark clones of people. Now get rid of him, and keep in
mind I already had my body and soul back before you started messing around.
You only caused some conflicts about who the real me is. (Kills the fake
Damien that appeared.) Try that again, for ANY reason, and not even
distorting time and space to it's limit can save you. (Eyes narrow.) Am I
clear?
Infinity: (Feeling an aura of intense evil and hatred around Damien now, and it scares him for no reason.) CRYSTAL!!!!!!!!
Damien: Good. I also adjusted the sims of me at full power so they don't hold back anymore. Pull another stunt like that, and I'll hand you over to them.
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Chapter nine: The aftermath........
Alucard groans at the sight. Almost all the guests are lying on the floor, moaning, unconscious, suffering from hangovers, or in pain. Alucard brings back Infinity.
"Why do you want me?"
"You forced the party to end, so I figure that the punishment should fit the crime."
Then several demons tie Infinity to a chair, keeping him from removing his bracelet, drag him to the kitchens, and then bring over the three punch bowls.
"Ready?"
"Ready."
Then one demon holds Infinity's jaw open, and puts a funnel in his mouth. Then the others pour the three 15 gallon batches of tainted punch down his throat, and the party food to make sure they get rid of all the tainted treats. They also pour 20 gallons of water down his throat to make up for the numerous water chugging victims.
"GGGGGUGUUGUGGUGGUGUGUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Finish up, while I check on the guests."
Then Alucard leaves the kitchen, and a very painfully regretful Infinity.....
"Owwwww...... My head hurts." Cody noted.
"EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! I HAVE SOCK FUZZ IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!!!!" Misty shouted.
"My groin hurts." Brock said in a high-pitched voice.
"My neck hurts....." Brooklyn added.
"GET ME OFF OF THIS COAT HOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sephiroth shouted.
Agumon and Veemon were in a corner, taking their problem in stride, and telling fat jokes.........
Demona, despite what happened, didn't react as expected.
"Hmmmmm..... Why didn't I think of trying a ponytail?" She asked while looking in a mirror.
"HEY! My hair's not so prickly now!" Lilymon yelped in glee.
Elisa blinked.
"At least you two got something good out of the whole thing......"
"I feel kind of like someone sat on me." Patamon complained.
"Where'd this fish come from?" T.K. asked.
T.K. had some of Gomamon's fish from his attack on a fish keeping line. He also had Gomamon on the same line.......
"Why am I in this get-up?" Ken asked as he was removing the shiny white coat.
"......You still have to blink sometime." Piccolo told the statue, with bloodshot eyes......
Goku had his pants on his head, and forgivingly was wearing boxers. He didn't know this, and was looking for the said pants. Vegeta was still laughing his head off.
"Finally fixed my legs."
As soon as Forte said that, they slumped back apart.
"Damn!"
Hudson was feeling 'seasick', and while trying to get to a seat, his belly continued to slosh......
"EEEEEEECCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!! WE GREW MOUSTACHES!!!!!!!!!!" Yolei screamed.
Then Kari removed the taped on fake, and took off her straw hat.
Several skeletons were cursing at Gabumon, since he buried the bones he got.......
Ash was cleaning of a discolored stain on his vest that Pikachu made from vomiting.
Mario's head was black with soot.
Then Alucard sighed, and Bowser and Peach came in.
"........So what happened?" Bowser asked.
Then everyone minus Bowser and Peach sweatdropped.
"Let's just say....." Vincent started.
Then Cloud stumbled in, wearing a lampshade for a hat.
"SSSSSSHHHHHHWWWWIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then everyone sweatdropped again. Then Cid started messing around, using his Venus Gospel like a guitar.....
"Oh great, an aftershock....."
Meanwhile, in the forest.......
"I have to admit though, the punch was great......" James told the others.
When the others looked at him, they sweatdropped.
"James? You have a bear trap on your groin." Death told him.
James looked down, and then the pain hit him.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !"
"Okay, as far as I know, that's the craziest party EVER!" said Actrise.
"......Jessie, since when did you have your hair styled into twin ponytails?" De Rais asked.
"......It must have happened when I went over to Demona and Lilymon...... Since when did you take to being a nudist?"
De Rais looked down, covered his privates, and turn deep red.
"I'm not even going to TRY to figure out when it happened..." he said as he went behind a tree.
Back at the castle........
"Sheesh. Whoever spiked the punches better pay for this." Demona said, rather angry.
"Oh he is." Alucard assured her.......
"My stomach......UGH!!!!!!!!!"
"We're not done yet!"
"OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then the demons continued stuffing Infinity like a piñata, with his belly already touching the ground........
"Well, maybe we'll try again sometime, only this time, without Infinity around. Good bye."
"Bye."
"See ya"
"Aloha!"
"Ciao!"
"Bye-bye!"
"Later!"
"Good bye!"
"Adios!"
"We'll be seeing you."
Then all the guests except Infinity left, and Alucard then supervised the cleanup of the ballroom........
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Damien: (Filing nails.) Three, two, one.
(Then Infinity warps in, still massive.)
Infinity: I KNOW you had something to do with that.
Damien: (Still filing nails.) I'm hurt. Why do you blame me?
Infinity: Because I feel different now.
Damien: (Still filing nails.) That would be the potion I tried to use on Jenny that one time. I poured it into the hot sauce punch to dilute the hot sauce.
Infinity: I'M GOING TO BE A FAT TUB OF LARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damien: (Still filing nails.) Worse then that. The dose should keep the potion in effect until..... (Starts thinking.) Hmmm. My guess is past Christmas. And it also affects your body in other ways. Prepare to pack on over a couple tons JUST on Thanksgiving.......I added a few chemicals to amplify how much weight you put on. Good luck trying to get some girlfriends.......Though in the dimension I got the potion from, it's not uncommon for girls to love rather fat guys. And since folks in this universe dreamed up that universe, I guess I might be mistaken about the difficulty of the job.
Infinity: (Tries to blast Damien, but the blast is weakened.) HUH?
Damien: (Stops filing nails.) Think. You're using more and more strength just to move your body. I thought of almost all the angles.
Infinity: Almost?
Damien: There's the small detail of weather you'll enjoy that or not, but that's almost guaranteed.
Infinity: YOU'RE EVIL, BUSTER! EVIL!!!!!!!
Damien: (Starts brushing hair.) Flattery won't get you anywhere; I'm still not fixing it. However, I'm not fixing it for your own sake.
Infinity: Huh?
Damien: The only way I can undo it is the same way Jenny undid it for Guilmon. Painfully converting it into muscle, and that extra muscle will deteriorate quickly. It's easier to get rid of it after the potion wears off.....which reminds me...... JENNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Jenny appears.)
Jenny: Ye.......WHO'S THE FAT GUY!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Infinity: I hate you Damien.
Damien: Jenny, you did remember to destroy the potion in Guilmon, right?
Jenny: Of course!
Damien: Just checking.
Infinity: SOMEONE UNDO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jenny: (Evil smirk.) Okay.
(Damien stops her.)
Damien: This is the punishment for when he tried to take my powers. Leave him.
Jenny: ......No.
Damien: Unless you have a better idea, you're leaving him like that.
Jenny: As a matter of fact, I do.
Damien: (Evil smirk.) Really?
Jenny: (whispers into Damien's ear.)
Damien: (His smirk grows bigger.) He-he-he-he-he-he-he...... That'd be fitting. And definitely more my style. The only reason I didn't do that instead of this was because I thought Meta would just undo it, but if you'll help......
Infinity: WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING????????????
Damien: You'll see...... Jenny has a date though, so we'll get back to you, 'pudgy'.
Infinity: (Feeling an aura of intense evil and hatred around Damien now, and it scares him for no reason.) CRYSTAL!!!!!!!!
Damien: Good. I also adjusted the sims of me at full power so they don't hold back anymore. Pull another stunt like that, and I'll hand you over to them.
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Chapter nine: The aftermath........
Alucard groans at the sight. Almost all the guests are lying on the floor, moaning, unconscious, suffering from hangovers, or in pain. Alucard brings back Infinity.
"Why do you want me?"
"You forced the party to end, so I figure that the punishment should fit the crime."
Then several demons tie Infinity to a chair, keeping him from removing his bracelet, drag him to the kitchens, and then bring over the three punch bowls.
"Ready?"
"Ready."
Then one demon holds Infinity's jaw open, and puts a funnel in his mouth. Then the others pour the three 15 gallon batches of tainted punch down his throat, and the party food to make sure they get rid of all the tainted treats. They also pour 20 gallons of water down his throat to make up for the numerous water chugging victims.
"GGGGGUGUUGUGGUGGUGUGUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Finish up, while I check on the guests."
Then Alucard leaves the kitchen, and a very painfully regretful Infinity.....
"Owwwww...... My head hurts." Cody noted.
"EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! I HAVE SOCK FUZZ IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!!!!" Misty shouted.
"My groin hurts." Brock said in a high-pitched voice.
"My neck hurts....." Brooklyn added.
"GET ME OFF OF THIS COAT HOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sephiroth shouted.
Agumon and Veemon were in a corner, taking their problem in stride, and telling fat jokes.........
Demona, despite what happened, didn't react as expected.
"Hmmmmm..... Why didn't I think of trying a ponytail?" She asked while looking in a mirror.
"HEY! My hair's not so prickly now!" Lilymon yelped in glee.
Elisa blinked.
"At least you two got something good out of the whole thing......"
"I feel kind of like someone sat on me." Patamon complained.
"Where'd this fish come from?" T.K. asked.
T.K. had some of Gomamon's fish from his attack on a fish keeping line. He also had Gomamon on the same line.......
"Why am I in this get-up?" Ken asked as he was removing the shiny white coat.
"......You still have to blink sometime." Piccolo told the statue, with bloodshot eyes......
Goku had his pants on his head, and forgivingly was wearing boxers. He didn't know this, and was looking for the said pants. Vegeta was still laughing his head off.
"Finally fixed my legs."
As soon as Forte said that, they slumped back apart.
"Damn!"
Hudson was feeling 'seasick', and while trying to get to a seat, his belly continued to slosh......
"EEEEEEECCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!! WE GREW MOUSTACHES!!!!!!!!!!" Yolei screamed.
Then Kari removed the taped on fake, and took off her straw hat.
Several skeletons were cursing at Gabumon, since he buried the bones he got.......
Ash was cleaning of a discolored stain on his vest that Pikachu made from vomiting.
Mario's head was black with soot.
Then Alucard sighed, and Bowser and Peach came in.
"........So what happened?" Bowser asked.
Then everyone minus Bowser and Peach sweatdropped.
"Let's just say....." Vincent started.
Then Cloud stumbled in, wearing a lampshade for a hat.
"SSSSSSHHHHHHWWWWIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then everyone sweatdropped again. Then Cid started messing around, using his Venus Gospel like a guitar.....
"Oh great, an aftershock....."
Meanwhile, in the forest.......
"I have to admit though, the punch was great......" James told the others.
When the others looked at him, they sweatdropped.
"James? You have a bear trap on your groin." Death told him.
James looked down, and then the pain hit him.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !"
"Okay, as far as I know, that's the craziest party EVER!" said Actrise.
"......Jessie, since when did you have your hair styled into twin ponytails?" De Rais asked.
"......It must have happened when I went over to Demona and Lilymon...... Since when did you take to being a nudist?"
De Rais looked down, covered his privates, and turn deep red.
"I'm not even going to TRY to figure out when it happened..." he said as he went behind a tree.
Back at the castle........
"Sheesh. Whoever spiked the punches better pay for this." Demona said, rather angry.
"Oh he is." Alucard assured her.......
"My stomach......UGH!!!!!!!!!"
"We're not done yet!"
"OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then the demons continued stuffing Infinity like a piñata, with his belly already touching the ground........
"Well, maybe we'll try again sometime, only this time, without Infinity around. Good bye."
"Bye."
"See ya"
"Aloha!"
"Ciao!"
"Bye-bye!"
"Later!"
"Good bye!"
"Adios!"
"We'll be seeing you."
Then all the guests except Infinity left, and Alucard then supervised the cleanup of the ballroom........
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Damien: (Filing nails.) Three, two, one.
(Then Infinity warps in, still massive.)
Infinity: I KNOW you had something to do with that.
Damien: (Still filing nails.) I'm hurt. Why do you blame me?
Infinity: Because I feel different now.
Damien: (Still filing nails.) That would be the potion I tried to use on Jenny that one time. I poured it into the hot sauce punch to dilute the hot sauce.
Infinity: I'M GOING TO BE A FAT TUB OF LARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damien: (Still filing nails.) Worse then that. The dose should keep the potion in effect until..... (Starts thinking.) Hmmm. My guess is past Christmas. And it also affects your body in other ways. Prepare to pack on over a couple tons JUST on Thanksgiving.......I added a few chemicals to amplify how much weight you put on. Good luck trying to get some girlfriends.......Though in the dimension I got the potion from, it's not uncommon for girls to love rather fat guys. And since folks in this universe dreamed up that universe, I guess I might be mistaken about the difficulty of the job.
Infinity: (Tries to blast Damien, but the blast is weakened.) HUH?
Damien: (Stops filing nails.) Think. You're using more and more strength just to move your body. I thought of almost all the angles.
Infinity: Almost?
Damien: There's the small detail of weather you'll enjoy that or not, but that's almost guaranteed.
Infinity: YOU'RE EVIL, BUSTER! EVIL!!!!!!!
Damien: (Starts brushing hair.) Flattery won't get you anywhere; I'm still not fixing it. However, I'm not fixing it for your own sake.
Infinity: Huh?
Damien: The only way I can undo it is the same way Jenny undid it for Guilmon. Painfully converting it into muscle, and that extra muscle will deteriorate quickly. It's easier to get rid of it after the potion wears off.....which reminds me...... JENNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Jenny appears.)
Jenny: Ye.......WHO'S THE FAT GUY!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Infinity: I hate you Damien.
Damien: Jenny, you did remember to destroy the potion in Guilmon, right?
Jenny: Of course!
Damien: Just checking.
Infinity: SOMEONE UNDO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jenny: (Evil smirk.) Okay.
(Damien stops her.)
Damien: This is the punishment for when he tried to take my powers. Leave him.
Jenny: ......No.
Damien: Unless you have a better idea, you're leaving him like that.
Jenny: As a matter of fact, I do.
Damien: (Evil smirk.) Really?
Jenny: (whispers into Damien's ear.)
Damien: (His smirk grows bigger.) He-he-he-he-he-he-he...... That'd be fitting. And definitely more my style. The only reason I didn't do that instead of this was because I thought Meta would just undo it, but if you'll help......
Infinity: WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING????????????
Damien: You'll see...... Jenny has a date though, so we'll get back to you, 'pudgy'.