Forte: Well, It was about time I updated this fic......I've been kind of busy though..........

Teen Vegeta: (Lying on ground of training room) This hurts.........

Damien: Tell me about it.

Teen Goku: WOW! The gravity sure is strong.

Forte: Look, it was your decision to train with Infinity's gravity program......WHO THE HELL IS THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THE IR'S PICKING UP A GUEST, AND HE'S PERFECTLY FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

?????? : He-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he.

Damien: You sound like....me........

Damien: That's because I'M the real one. You're the only renegade clone. However, I think I'll let this little charade play out.......but to leave no doubts about who the real Damien is........ (Slices another scar onto the other Damien's face.) There. I admit an x-scar isn't exactly beautiful, but it's easier to get to than Infinity's way of marking clones. I can't believe I didn't notice you for THIS long. Worse still, YOU TOOK _ MY _ BODY AND SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Forte: (Thinking.) If he said his power was cut to one millionth, and he's acting like there's no increased gravity.......(Out loud.) Uh-oh.

(The second Damien takes the body and soul from the 'clone', and then the first Damien is crushed by the gravity.)

Damien: So only MY power was saving you're worthless hide. I thought so. At least you kept the pretense of being like me........but you still shot down my reputation. These recent entities take me for a weak, pathetic, ignorant fool! (leaves.)

Forte: Uh......(Turns of gravity.) While I sort this out, read the new chapter below..........

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Chapter eleven: Prepare for trouble.........







Alucard woke up with a sigh. It was a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time since he slept in a bed. It was pretty comfortable. He got changed, and went to see what needed his attention today.........







"Well this is a fine mess!"

"Oh come on Jessie, at least we had some great punch at the party........" James tried to comfort her.

Team Rocket had decided to stick around, and 'Team Evil'.........

"THAT'S DEATH'S NAME FOR OUR GROUP, NOT AN OFFICIAL NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! QUIT CALLING US THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jessie and James blinked.

"Did you hear something?" They asked each other, "Never mind."

"Hold it! If there's a castle, there's gotta be treasure or something to pay for it inside!" Meowth spoke up.

Jessie and James looked at him.

"MEOWTH YOU'RE A GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"OW!!!!!!!!!!!! LET GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"







Alucard had checked in with the Master Librarian. He wanted to borrow a few books. He was currently reading them. They were about the other worlds where his guests from the party were from. He didn't want to miss out on any important details. Then suddenly, an explosion rocked the throne room, and smoke started pouring in.

"Prepare for trouble."

"And make it double."

"To protect the world from devastation."

"To unite all peoples within our nation."

"To denounce the....."

Alucard had enough of their goofing off, and used a Hellfire spell to blast them away.

"HUMPH! COULDN'T HE AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL WE WERE DONE WITH OUR INTRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"WHAT NERVE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"FORGET IT!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S LOOKS LIKE WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Then Alucard sighed, and started wondering who was trying to break into the castle.

"Maybe I should have let them finish........ On second thought, they were rather annoying......."

Then Alucard returned to the books.........







Team Rocket landed a few feet away from 'Team Evil'.......

"I swear, if I hear that name one more time, I'll......"

....Uh, yes, well, Team Rocket stood up, and wobbled over to sit on some of the rocks around the bonfire.

"Sheesh, he didn't even let us finish our intro......."

Then Death stood up.

"IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S TEAM EVIL'S TURN!!!!!!!!!"

Then Actrise snapped.

"I'M SICK AND DAMNED TIRED OF THAN SHITTING NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Then she kicked part of Death's robe into the fire. Death ran screaming into the forest trying to put it out. Then Actrise calmed down, and noticed everyone was staring at her.

"........What? It IS a terrible name."

Everyone agreed.

"How about votes on a new name?"

Again, everyone agreed. They sent ballots containing the new name suggestions, and Actrise read them.

"One suggestion for 'Gruesome Twosome'?......THE SUGGESTIONS ARE FOR 'OUR' TEAM, NOT TEAM ROCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Then all but Jessie and Meowth threw their ballots into the fire.

"JAMES, HOW DARE YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

Then James received a painful slap to his face........







Alucard finished the last book and sighed.

"Well then, now I'll be better prepared the next time I hold a party here......."







"Let's see.......One idea for 'Nightmare squad'. One for 'The Boogies'? Sheesh!"

Actrise throws the suggestion of 'The Boogies' into the fire.

"One for.......forget it Death!"

Then she throws a suggestion for 'Team Evil' into the fire.

"One for 'Dracula's servants', one for 'Evil's minions', and one for......"

Then Actrise sweatdropped.

"FOR GIVING UP THIS VENDETTA AND STARTING A PIZZA PLACE IN THE VILLAGE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHO THE HELL THOUGHT OF THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

Then Camilla blushed.

"Can I help it if I can't carry a grudge?"

"No, BUT WHY THIS!?!?!?!?!?!"

"I'm hungry."

Then everyone realized they were ALL hungry.

"Um, well, maybe we should get something to eat before we continue......."

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Well, here's your chance. Suggest a group name, or vote on one...... trust me, participation will make the story funnier. Count on it.