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Now Onto The Story...!

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"Hey you guys, c'mon, we gotta go now! RON! GET UP!!!" Hermione yelled at the garbage disposer, also known as Ronald Weasley.



"Coming, coming; don't get your knickers in a twist!" Ron fought back, he liked fighting with his oh so lovely girlfriend, Hermione Granger.



"Yeah, don't get your knickers in a twist, because it would be harder for Ron to get in," Harry said with an I-know-you-guys-shagged-in-the-broomcloset-and-got-caught-by-an-aroused-Snape look.

The trio were walking to their potions class which was in the dreary ol' dungeons. What fun. The door was locked, most students believed they had died and gone to heaven, but oh no, Hermione had to ruin it by unlocking it with Alohamora. But the didn't know what was in store for their not so innocent eyes....



There was their potions master, transfiguration professor, and headmaster singing to the song Time Warp from Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Snape:

It's astounding

Time is fleeting

Madness takes its toll

But listen closely

Severus was singing while doing some....naughty moves that gave both Proffesors in the room get the hibbie-jibbies.

Minerva:

Not for very much longer

Minerva's hair was out (wildly I must say) and bumping and grinding with Severus, while Dumbledore was on Snape's desk stripping.

Snape:

I've got to keep control

I remember doing the time warp

Drinking those moments when

The blackness would hit me

Both:

And the void would be calling

All (Dumbledore Mcgonagal Snape):

Let's do the time warp again

Let's do the time warp again

(the three oldies were doing the dance moves below)

Dumbledore:

It's just a jump to the left

All:

And then a step to the right

Dumbledore:

Put your hands on you hips

All:

You bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane

Let's do the time warp again

Let's do the time warp again

Minerva:

It's so dreamy

Oh fantasy free me

So you can't see me, no not at all

In another dimension

With voyeuristic intention

Well secluded

I see all

Snape:

With a bit of a mind flip

Minerva:

You're into the time slip

Snape:

And nothing can ever be the same

Minerva:

You've spaced out of sensation

Snape:

Like you're under sedation.

All:

Let's do the time warp again

Let's do the time warp again



Then Hermione joined in from watching and got an incrediblely...high voice.

Hermione:

Well I was walking down the street just having a think

When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink

He shook-a me up, He took me by surprise

He had a pick up truck and the devil's eyes

He stared at me and I felt a change

Time meant nothing, never would again

All:

Let's do the time warp again

Let's do the time warp again

Dumbledore:

It's just a jump to the left

All:

And then a step to the right

Dumbledore:

Put your hands on your hips

All:

You bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insane

Let's do the time warp again

Let's do the time warp again

Then the 3 teachers passed out on the floor, while Hermione was utterly embarrassed and ran out of the dungeon.

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