Guilty Gear Specials
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I do not own the Guilty Gear series, nor do I own the Simpsons or their Halloween episodes.
You can't sue me, because I already own this fic! NYAH!
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(This isn't really an episode; this is just an outcome of what might appear in the upcoming chapters! And this isn't really humorous… And I hope my opinions don't affect any other FanFiction.net authors.)
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May (worried and panicking): Oh no! DON'T LET JOHNNY START THE MAYSHIP!!
(The May Ship explodes, and only a sea of flames occur)
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(Storming background; two combatants are about to do battle in the rain)
Testament: If you want Dizzy, (Summons his blood scythe) you will have to fight me for her!
Bridget (Sounding intimidating and actually sounding like a guy): Anything for her. Let's go! (Draws Yo-yo out)
(End with the two about to charge at each other)
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(Millia's body is drenched in blood, with Venom holding her body, tears flowing down)
Venom (Tears): Millia… my best friend, Millia… you were the only one who understood me… who did this to you!?
Millia: It was… Z… Zato… (Dies)
Venom: MIIIIIIIILLLLIIIIIIIAA!!
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(Ky and Potemkin, in suits, start firing lightning projectiles and bullets at this one guy who is making a break for it)
Potemkin: NO ONE GETS AWAY WITH THIS!!
Ky: SACRED EDGE!
Potemkin: GIGANTOR!!
(Two strong attacks make the nearby building about to collapse on them!)
Potemkin and Ky: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
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(Sol and Axl are on a speeding boat; a bullet hits the tank)
Axl: Chief! This looks bad! WE MIGHT NOT MAKE IT!
Sol: Wrong again, partner! Jump!
(Axl and Sol make a perfectly timed jump, avoiding certain death)
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(In a laboratory)
Kliff (shocked): Oh my God.
Robo-Ky: What is it, sir?
Kliff: I've never seen a virus reproduce itself so fast. The human race will be doomed.
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(In a dark castle, Johnny is dressed in full vampire-slayer ware, pulling out his katana, coming face to face with Slayer)
Johnny: Now you die, vampire scum!!
Slayer: We'll see about that!
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(In an abandoned warehouse)
Chipp (Over an AV link): Cut the red wire? HOLY ZEN! THEY'RE ALL RED!
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(Zappa is being interrogated)
Zappa: But I didn't kidnap Mina Tchaikovsky! Why won't anyone believe me?
Ky: Because I AM THE LAW!!
Zappa: Well, screw the law!
(Zappa jumps and starts to attack Ky)
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Cop: You're under arrest for the murder of Frederick Mercury. You have the right to remain silent!
I-No: I don't regret anything that I've done! I can rest now knowing that he's dead!
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(A car explodes from three different angles; after explosions, a hat that says "Blackheart ZERO" is the only thing that remains)
Eddie: Rest in peace, Blackheart ZERO! KEEHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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(Gears come out of the water)
Baiken (drawing sword): I lost my left eye, my right arm, and my family BECAUSE OF YOU FREAKS!! (runs after the Gears)
Anji (portrayed as a little boy; yelling): ONEI-SAN! COME BACK!
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(A blazing fire covers a once-luxurious restaurant)
Jam (in tears): WHY!? KY!! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME!!??
Sol: You never loved that bastard. You wanted his vast wealth!
Jam: I KNOW!! IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO END LIKE THIS!!
Sol: No. It wasn't! BUT NOW, YOU'LL JOIN HIM!
(A blood-hurtling scream echoes into the sky)
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(In the ER)
Fanny (Yeah, I never knew this character existed. Apparently, she's this one assistant to Faust before he went crazy, and she only appeared on Guilty Gear Petit for the Wonder Swan or something like that; Oops, sorry): Doctor! Why can't you accept it!? He's never waking up!
(Faust slaps Fanny, denying the fact that he let another person die)
Faust: This time, I will save you!
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(After an excruciatingly long battle)
Justice: Dizzy, I am your father. (Dies)
Dizzy (with a loyal Bridget sidekick): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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(On a helicopter)
Anji: Damn it! We're trapped!
Chipp: No way out!
Anji: Unless…
Baiken: We're not running!
Anji: We've no choice! (clasps fans) KAZE NO NIWATORI!!
(Anji, Chipp, and Baiken disappear)
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Justice: My God… He's writing more HALLOWEEN CHAPTERS!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--(Gets squished by Monty Python foot)
Justice: Ouch…
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Okay… experiment failed… let's stick to what's best: HUMOR!!
May: YAY!
Justice: Sweet!
Bridget: Good enough.
Expect another one some other time!