Uber-sorry guys. I have put off updating this WAYYYYYY too long. I'm back
on this though, and raring to go.
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The Nightmare Squad and Team Rocket were still running, when they skidded to a stop.
"Wait, aren't we far enough now?" Jessie asked.
"I think we are.......where's De Rais?"
Then he walked up, out of the stocks, and a much darker feeling about him.
"You know what, I believe I should be the......"
De Rais sweatdropped as he was ignored.
"......simpletons."
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Alucard, meanwhile, was busy sorting the throne room out.
"Maybe, just maybe with a little work, we can be accepted in the world of mortals."
"SIRE!!!!!" A skeleton shouted as it ran in.
"What is it?"
"THE LYCANTHROPE STUCK HIS HEAD INTO A SUIT OF ARMOR AND GOT STUCK!!!!!!!!"
"......again.......he's been acting odd since the water incident."
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When Alucard arrived, the lycanthrope was banging around with it's head caught in a suit of armor. A Slogra and a Bloody Zombie were trying to grab him so they could remove the armor.
"HOLD STILL DANG IT!!!!!!"
The two then dove at the trapped werewolf, who stepped to the side in it's struggle so they hit each other head on. Alucard sighed.
"Why me?"
"I have NO idea........" the skeleton replied.
"It seems everything's going crazy today."
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"Can I say I should be leader?"
De Rais sweatdropped as the others were bickering.
"I'm a lot more intelligent now......"
Still no response.
"Guys........"
"I say we should try to swipe that loot again!" Meowth suggested.
"Guys!"
"No-no-no, we should make Alucard's life utter hell." Death informed them.
"GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WHAT!!!!!!!" The others shouted at De Rais.
"I think I should take charge here."
The others all stood silent, then all burst out laughing. De Rais then clenched his fists tightly, and growled in anger.
"I MEANT IT!!!!!!"
No sooner then he said that, he was clobbered over the head by the others, producing multiple large lumps on his head.
"My brilliance is wasted on these fools........."
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On a balmy beach, somewhere in Hawaii possibly, with the volcano in the back-ground, we find a tanned man with black hair and a grayish beard lying back in a lawn chair, watching the waves. The beach was mostly deserted, and seeing this man's entourage, we understand why as a Venus Weed springs up next to the man.
"......"
The monster looks up.
"MASTER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?! IT'S DAYLIGHT!!!!!"
Then he holds up a bottle of strong sun block.
"This stuff really works! I can FINALLY get a good tan!"
Then he grinned, showing distinct canine teeth. Yes, this was Dracula. The same man allegedly dead that forgot to revise his will. The Venus Weed sweatdropped.
"Master, we have a problem."
Dracula sat up.
"This had better be important. I wanted to ENJOY my vacation from causing evil."
"Everyone thinks you're dead."
"I should have left a memo saying I woke on my own."
"I also said you shouldn't have put another coffin in your grave."
"As I said, I wanted to enjoy this."
"They put your will into effect."
"So?" Dracula asked as he sipped on a pineapple fruit cocktail.
"Alucard owns the castle."
Dracula coughed and sputtered on his drink.
"HE WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!"
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De Rais stomped up to the castle gates.
"I'll PROVE I'm truly worthy as master of that castle!"
De Rais was about to knock, when.......
"DAMN YOU FOOLS, OPEN THE GATES FOR YOUR MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!"
De Rais and all the demons at the gates sweatdropped.
"EEEEKKK!!!!!"
They rushed to do as he said, De Rais losing the evil look in his eyes, and helping open the gates as the oddly dressed Master of Castlevania headed to the throne room, as did his escort, carrying numerous suitcases and luggage with Hawaii stickers on them......
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Alucard was double checking information with a skeleton.
"No, we used up all of our food stock at the party, we will have to send for more."
"PARTY!?!?!?!?! WHAT PARTY!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Alucard and the skeleton saw the odd group come in and drop the bags. Alucard looked over the person that said that. He was dressed in typical tourist clothes with dark sunglasses and a hat on his head.
"Do I know you?"
"I'M YOUR FATHER YOU STUPID CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dracula shouted as he tore off the sunglasses.
Alucard blinked.
"I thought you were dead........and you're awfully well tanned for a vampire........"
Dracula sweatdropped.
"CAN'T I MERIT A VACATION ONCE IN AWHILE!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Alucard sighed.
"Well, it's your own fault this whole mess happened........I myself am glad you're back, YOU can get this mess while I can go back to my eternal sleep."
"What mess?"
"You tell him." Alucard told the skeleton as he left.
"Er-hem! We've run out of food, the poisoned rivers of the castle have been replaced with holy water, there's some repairs needing to be done, and.............."
"ADRIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Alucard smirked as his full-vampire father realized the whole of what happened.
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Actrise, Shaft, Death, and Camilla sweatdropped.
"Uh, our true master's calling. BYE!!!!"
The four took off like a bullet.
".....HEY! WAIT!!!! WE'RE LOST OUT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
End.
The Nightmare Squad and Team Rocket were still running, when they skidded to a stop.
"Wait, aren't we far enough now?" Jessie asked.
"I think we are.......where's De Rais?"
Then he walked up, out of the stocks, and a much darker feeling about him.
"You know what, I believe I should be the......"
De Rais sweatdropped as he was ignored.
"......simpletons."
///////////////////////////////////////
Alucard, meanwhile, was busy sorting the throne room out.
"Maybe, just maybe with a little work, we can be accepted in the world of mortals."
"SIRE!!!!!" A skeleton shouted as it ran in.
"What is it?"
"THE LYCANTHROPE STUCK HIS HEAD INTO A SUIT OF ARMOR AND GOT STUCK!!!!!!!!"
"......again.......he's been acting odd since the water incident."
//////////////////////////////////////////
When Alucard arrived, the lycanthrope was banging around with it's head caught in a suit of armor. A Slogra and a Bloody Zombie were trying to grab him so they could remove the armor.
"HOLD STILL DANG IT!!!!!!"
The two then dove at the trapped werewolf, who stepped to the side in it's struggle so they hit each other head on. Alucard sighed.
"Why me?"
"I have NO idea........" the skeleton replied.
"It seems everything's going crazy today."
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"Can I say I should be leader?"
De Rais sweatdropped as the others were bickering.
"I'm a lot more intelligent now......"
Still no response.
"Guys........"
"I say we should try to swipe that loot again!" Meowth suggested.
"Guys!"
"No-no-no, we should make Alucard's life utter hell." Death informed them.
"GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WHAT!!!!!!!" The others shouted at De Rais.
"I think I should take charge here."
The others all stood silent, then all burst out laughing. De Rais then clenched his fists tightly, and growled in anger.
"I MEANT IT!!!!!!"
No sooner then he said that, he was clobbered over the head by the others, producing multiple large lumps on his head.
"My brilliance is wasted on these fools........."
////////////////////////////////////////////////////
On a balmy beach, somewhere in Hawaii possibly, with the volcano in the back-ground, we find a tanned man with black hair and a grayish beard lying back in a lawn chair, watching the waves. The beach was mostly deserted, and seeing this man's entourage, we understand why as a Venus Weed springs up next to the man.
"......"
The monster looks up.
"MASTER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?! IT'S DAYLIGHT!!!!!"
Then he holds up a bottle of strong sun block.
"This stuff really works! I can FINALLY get a good tan!"
Then he grinned, showing distinct canine teeth. Yes, this was Dracula. The same man allegedly dead that forgot to revise his will. The Venus Weed sweatdropped.
"Master, we have a problem."
Dracula sat up.
"This had better be important. I wanted to ENJOY my vacation from causing evil."
"Everyone thinks you're dead."
"I should have left a memo saying I woke on my own."
"I also said you shouldn't have put another coffin in your grave."
"As I said, I wanted to enjoy this."
"They put your will into effect."
"So?" Dracula asked as he sipped on a pineapple fruit cocktail.
"Alucard owns the castle."
Dracula coughed and sputtered on his drink.
"HE WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!"
////////////////////////////////////////////////
De Rais stomped up to the castle gates.
"I'll PROVE I'm truly worthy as master of that castle!"
De Rais was about to knock, when.......
"DAMN YOU FOOLS, OPEN THE GATES FOR YOUR MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!"
De Rais and all the demons at the gates sweatdropped.
"EEEEKKK!!!!!"
They rushed to do as he said, De Rais losing the evil look in his eyes, and helping open the gates as the oddly dressed Master of Castlevania headed to the throne room, as did his escort, carrying numerous suitcases and luggage with Hawaii stickers on them......
//////////////////////////////////
Alucard was double checking information with a skeleton.
"No, we used up all of our food stock at the party, we will have to send for more."
"PARTY!?!?!?!?! WHAT PARTY!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Alucard and the skeleton saw the odd group come in and drop the bags. Alucard looked over the person that said that. He was dressed in typical tourist clothes with dark sunglasses and a hat on his head.
"Do I know you?"
"I'M YOUR FATHER YOU STUPID CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dracula shouted as he tore off the sunglasses.
Alucard blinked.
"I thought you were dead........and you're awfully well tanned for a vampire........"
Dracula sweatdropped.
"CAN'T I MERIT A VACATION ONCE IN AWHILE!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Alucard sighed.
"Well, it's your own fault this whole mess happened........I myself am glad you're back, YOU can get this mess while I can go back to my eternal sleep."
"What mess?"
"You tell him." Alucard told the skeleton as he left.
"Er-hem! We've run out of food, the poisoned rivers of the castle have been replaced with holy water, there's some repairs needing to be done, and.............."
"ADRIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Alucard smirked as his full-vampire father realized the whole of what happened.
///////////////////////////////////////////
Actrise, Shaft, Death, and Camilla sweatdropped.
"Uh, our true master's calling. BYE!!!!"
The four took off like a bullet.
".....HEY! WAIT!!!! WE'RE LOST OUT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
End.