Guilty Gear Specials

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I do not own the Guilty Gear series, nor do I own the Simpsons or their Halloween episodes.

You can't sue me, because I already own this fic! NYAH!

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(Here's chapter 12, boy-o! In the bustling Mayship, everyone is pulling their fair share of work in order for the ship to properly function. That means that all the girls, including May, Dizzy, April, etc. [With the exceptions of Bridget and Testament] are busy as bees. But where's that king bee, Johnny?)

Johnny (in the captain's room): Ah, there's nothing like relaxing. I wonder what's on the old TV. (Johnny turns on the old TV)

Potemkin (as a news reporter): And, that little kitten, played with that fluffy ball of yarn, well into the night. In other news, the northern suburb of Dusseldoffen, close to Romania, was destroyed in terms of all the townspeople losing their blood.

Johnny: … WHAT!?

Faust (to Potemkin): I have done some research, seeing that I am not only a doctor, but was once also a serial killer; I can see into their vile minds. I have diagnostically found out who is behind the attacks, and that would be… Lone Wolf SIX.

Lone Wolf SIX (who just happens to be in the vicinity): WHAT!?

Potemkin: I'll get him! GIGANTOR!

Faust: SCALPEL ATTACK!

(Potemkin and Faust chase said author)

Johnny: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(This is heard throughout the ship)

Bridget: What's his problem?

Testament: Maybe he ran out of hot water.

Johnny (running past people he sees): The villain that sucks the plasma out of the living are the living dead! Rotting flesh! Bat-transformations! The robbing of the souls!

(May, Dizzy, Bridget, Testament, and April look at him funny)

Johnny: … VAMPIRES!

May: But Johnny, you told us yourself that vampires were make-believe, like goblins, elves, and Japanese people.

Johnny (fingers on his temple): May, you're Japanese.

May: WHAT!? Wow! I'm a legend!

Testament: May, because of that statement, I am ashamed of humans once again.

Johnny: I'll turn on the big TV. (Johnny turns on the big TV)

Potemkin: And in other news, the rich Romanian by the name of Slayer has just bought the local blood bank for charity.

Slayer: Well, I do believe that the proceeds I have spent will reward the people who need--What do you mean I have something on my lips? Oh yes. (Licks off some fluid) Precious blood.

Dizzy: Sounds tempting.

(Everyone looks at Dizzy)

Dizzy: What?

(A door-bell rings)

Bridget: Huh? I thought we were flying!

Johnny: I thought so too… I'll get it.


(Johnny sees outside; suddenly, a bat flies into Johnny's face)

Johnny: AAAAHHH!! AAAAHHH!!! CODE BLUE! CODE BLUE!!

April: A flying creature in your hair?

Johnny (starts crying like a sissy girl): YES!!!

May: It's just a cute little bat.

Bat: Yeah, and your mama didn't love you!

May: I'LL KILL YOU!!

Bat: Wait! I only bring an invitation! (Drops it from a magical nether-region)

Testament: What kind of invitation?

Bat: An invitation to Slayer's mansion in the heart of Romania: Transylvania!

Bridget: I'm hungry.

Johnny: Me too.

(Some time later)

Johnny: Ahh… that was some good bat.

(Oops! I mean: Some time later; The Mayship docks, and here, our friends walk up to the door of a lavishly built castle)

Testament (whistling in awe): Sweet.

April: I'll ring the bell! (Examining the door) But… there's no bell. We can't get in!

Johnny: Brains, April. Use that big brain with that sexy waist of yours! If there's no bell, knock on the door.

May (hearts in her eyes): Johnny's so smart!

(Johnny knocks on the door; a door opens and a shadow demon whose arms seem to be dangling on with little effort pops up in front of them)

Dizzy (scared): AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! (Jumps into Bridget's arms; Yes, this was done for my purposes)

Johnny (screaming): AAAAAUUUGGGHHH!!! (Leap's into Testament's arms)

Testament: Get off me. (Drops Johnny) You sissy.

Eddie: Please, come right on in… Walk this way… (he eerily floats in towards the hallway)

Dizzy: Okay! (Mimics Eddie's floating)

Testament: He didn't mean literally, Dizzy.

Bridget: Aw, let her have her fun, Testament.

Testament (eying Bridget): You're only saying that because you want to 'get some' with my precious Dizzy.

Bridget (fully aware that he might get killed by Testament and/or Lone Wolf SIX's spirit): I already have.

Testament (blood red eyes): You son of a--

Johnny: Guys! C'mon!!

(In the dining room)

Slayer: Welcome!

April: You already said that!

Slayer (realizes blunder): Oops. My bad. Anyway, I am so glad to have you all here. I wish to discuss some vital topics. But first, help yourself to a drink.

Bridget (smells the liquid in the glass): Augh! Johnny, this is blood!

Johnny: Correction; free blood! (Drinks some) Yum! Copper-ish!

Bridget (tipping his glass so that it spilt on his dress): Oops! If you don't mind, we shall return after we clean ourselves off.

May: But I don't have blood on me.

Dizzy: Neither do I--

(Bridget uses some unseen Yo-yos to knock the glasses onto May and Dizzy, and dragging them away)

May: Ewww… I got blood all over me…

Bridget: Don't you guys think that something's up?

Dizzy: But, that man seems so hospitable.

Bridget: Dizzy, just because someone acts hospitable, it doesn't mean that their intentions are good. He could be plotting something evil.

May: Aw! You always think someone is plotting something evil!

(The three notice a sign saying 'corpse room')

May: That's just a coincidence.

Bridget: Well I'm checking it out! (Walks down some steps)

Dizzy: Wait up! (Follows after)

May (shrugs shoulders): Might as well.

(The three walk down a spiraling stair case; when they stop, they see coffins… a LOT of coffins)

Dizzy: I'm scared!

May: Shh! You'll wake the undead…

(Dizzy, panicked, starts screaming loudly)

May: Way to go, Dizzy.

(The undead starts to climb out of their coffins/tombs/ovens/etc., all of them desiring flesh, brains, and something yummy in their tummies.)

Dizzy: Let's beat it!! (They run)

May (looking at a switch as Bridget and Dizzy leave): Super Happy Fun Slide? Well, you only live once.

(May activates the switch; the stairs turn into a slide, making May act like a little girl)

May: WHEEEEEEEE!! This is fun!! WHEEEEE--(sees zombies) AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! (hits ground) Ow…

Slayer (appearing from the darkness): Oh goody. I always wanted to try Japanese food! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--

May: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

(Back with the other two)

Dizzy: Johnny! Testament!

Bridget: He's a vampire!

Johnny: Huh? Where's May?

Dizzy (she looks back; scared): Where is May!?

Slayer (with blood on some teeth): Why, over here.

May (zombie-tone): Hello Johnny. Hello pirate companions. I have missed you during my untimely absence.

Johnny (oblivious): Good to hear. C'mon guys, let's go!

(Back on the Mayship)

Johnny: Oh god, I'm so hungry… I need to eat something… (walks past May's empty [?] room) May? May?

(In Dizzy's room; she hears a tap on her window)

Dizzy: Huh? That doesn't seem right… (opens curtains; sees a vampire May) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

May: Hey Dizzy! You should be a vampire! It's so cool! You get to stay out all night, drinking blood!

Blackheart ZERO (also a vampire now): And, you could easily pick up a boyfriend by turning him into a vampire! And I mean a real boy, not that girly man Bridget.

Dizzy: No! NOOOOOOOO!! I WILL NOT!

May: Dizzy, it's not like you have a choice here!

(May breaks through the window, grabbing Dizzy, and extending now-revealed fangs to get a good bite out of the Half-Gear)

Johnny (bursts in): HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU GIRLS; WHEN IT'S LIGHTS OUT, I MEAN LIGHTS OUT! (realizes) Oh my God! You really are a vampire!!

Testament: You must die once and for all! HAHAHAHA!

(Testament charges, with scythe in hand, at… Blackheart ZERO, cutting his head off, dropping corpse and all)

Blackheart ZERO: AAAAAAAHHHHI'LLGETMYREVENGE!! (Splat)

(May laughs evilly, turns into a bat, and flies away)

Bridget (walks in): What's wrong?

Dizzy (runs into Bridget): It was terrible! May… she tried to kill me!

Johnny: I guess that means only one thing… We have to kill whatever foul fiend turned her into a vampire!

(Testament, Bridget, and Dizzy look at him as if he said something stupid; wait, he did)

April: I think it was Slayer.

Johnny (feels stupid): I was… oh hell, I can't cover that up. Let's go!

(Back at Slayer's castle; Testament, Johnny, and April walked towards where the 'corpse room' was labeled; But where's the other two?)

April: Probably doing each other…

Johnny: OOH! Super Happy Fun Slide!

Testament: No, Johnny!

Johnny: Aww…

(The scythe Gear and the pirate girl make it all the way down)

April: Where's Johnny?

(The stairs turn into a slide; Johnny slides down, screaming like his GGX2 death scream)

Johnny: That was awesome!

Testament (vein in neck): WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?

April: Look! (Points to a coffin that looks the scariest out of all of the other coffins; she opens it to see Slayer sleeping soundly with his wife Sharon) The vampire lord!

Johnny (unsheathes katana): It's time to die, undead lord of the night! JOHNNY SPECIAL! (Johnny performs a Johnny Special)

Testament (sickened): Um, Johnny, that's his crotch.

Johnny (embarrassed): Oops! My bad! (Places katana right above his heart) JOHNNY SPECIAL!!

Slayer (dying): AUGH! ECH!! OHH!! AAAAAHHH… (Disintegrates)

Johnny: I wonder if we get an award for this…

Slayer (comes back): No reward!! (Disintegrates)

Johnny: Dammit! Then it wasn't worth killing the undead master of the night!

(A small scream is heard, then May crashes through the roof)

April: You okay?

May: WAY TO TURN ME BACK IN THE MIDDLE OF FLYING!!

Johnny (picking his ear): Sorry.

(The next day at the table)

Dizzy: Ah. I'm glad everything's back to normal now.

Kliff (flying in, wearing a traditional vampire outfit): I'm a vampire! I vant to suck your blood! (Didn't watch where he was flying; hits a wall) Ow… I can't feel my side!

Dizzy: What!? Mr. Kliff's a vampire!?

May: We're all vampires, Dizzy!

(As if on cue, May, Johnny, April, and Testament helping his father Kliff up start floating eerily)

Dizzy: But, you killed Slayer!

Johnny: Yeah, but we killed him so that we could regain dominance! You must kill the real vampire lord!

Testament: Which is me! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Dizzy: TESTAMENT!?

Testament: Well, I do have a life outside of caring about you.

(The vampires lunge at Dizzy, but a Yo-yo snags all of them)

Johnny: OW!

May: This wire's chaffing me!

April: I'm CLAUSTROPHOBIC RIGHT NOW!!

Testament: WHAT SMELLS LIKE CHEESE?

Bridget: Hey Dizzy.

Dizzy (fuming): PERVERT! (Slaps him)

(Wait a minute…)

Sheo Darren: WHAHAHAHA!! Now, I will further manipulate this story so that the precious half-Gear will never speak to that British chap again!

TRUE Unknown: Not if I can say anything about it! Begone, vile fiend! (Bitch-slaps Sheo Darren)

Sheo Darren: OWIE! (Boom!)

TRUE Unknown: Now… To fix what he has altered…

(Back)

Bridget: What was that for?

Dizzy: I… I don't know what came over me… (Hugs him)

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Sol: And that is a wrap!