Elrond danced down the hallways of rivendell, into his daughter's room. Arwen was smoking Marijuana. Again...

"Do you like my Sequined Leotards, dear daughter?"

"Did you order them out of your penthouse magazine during the christmas trading hours?"

Elrond smirked before bashing arwen over the head with a cushion. "You fool! I am not eating pork ribs!!"

Arwen look confused "That was random."

Elrond smiled "Yes, and funky too! ^_^"

Frodo ran in the room, with a kangaroo stuck up his nose.

Elrond groaned "Don't be such an imp, you imp! Go get a paintbrush to fix that thing... My, my..."

The hobbit nodded before jumping out the window. He flew away over the pine trees, by the means of some kind of enchantment.

"Where's that punk music coming from?" Arwen spoke. Then, all of a sudden a loud, moaning moo filled the air...

Legolas walked past the room, randomly commenting:

"Yes, I did like the Sushi at the Archer's meeting, affair thingy. Thankyou."

Elrond and Arwen exchanged worried looks. At that moment, Pippin, Merry, Galadriel and Aragorn bounced into the room.

"Guess what?" Aragorn screamed..."WE WON FREE TICKETS TO VISIT THE MERMAIDS IN WESTERN AUSTRALIA!"

And off they went..

The End.