Disclaimer: Guess what? I still don't own Lord of the Rings
Precious
So bright,
So beautiful,
My shining golden Precious;
Our birthday present it was,
But tricksy Hobbit stole it from us,
And we wants it,
We needs it,
My shining golden Precious;
We found the Hobbitses, we did,
But they were protected by others,
But not anymore, no,
Now the Hobbitses are all alone,
And we can take the Precious back,
My shining golden Precious;
They stole it from us,
Filthy, sneaky little Hobbitses,
Curse them,
We hates them,
It's ours it is,
And we wants it back,
Our shining golden Precious!