46.
Hedged Uncertainties
With her dreams and Branwen's thoughts still on her mind, Jade dressed and slid
from her tent, happy to hear the snores of Kagain, Xzar, Montaron, and Edwina
(whose now wafted in a distinct alto); she was eager for idly practice with her
new scimitar, Icingdeath. No sooner had she gone past the first trees from
their campsite, though, than she came upon Kivan; already out of reverie. He
stood within a comfortable gap of the trees and underbrush, and he now
practiced with Drizzt's other scimitar, Defender, the morally aligned weapon
that, Jade recalled with an internal wash of anger and guilt both, had weighed
a ton in her grasp. Free of his hooded and cloaked and down to a sleeveless
doublet, the elven ranger now twirled it in a two-handed grip, muscles rippling
in the arms and finessed twisting in the hands; the sword's motions flowing
crescents that glinted the bright dawn light of a welcome cloudless day after
the overcast rain of the previous.
He betrayed no notice of her for several minutes, continuing and completion a
long, obviously long-practiced form. Jade stood content to watch avidly, and at
the end he finally met her gaze, and then looked to her scimitar. She smiled,
brushed back a scarlet bang, and stepped form within the ring of trees. He
faced half-away from her, taking a guard stance and extending Defender in one
arm, laying the flat of the blade over the other forearm extended forth. Jade
mimiced his stance with Icingdeath, noting with a bright smirk that the male
elf's figure was little different from her own. He looked to her as he slowly
moved into the first technique of the form, drawing back his arm and the
forward leg and sweeping through the air with Defender, taking the second hand
in grip and arcing the blade in a backslash, then about again in a third slash.
Jade followed each of his movements, as he continued on through the form, a
painstaking but gentle ballet of posture and parry and attack that moved them
in a star pattern opposite one another within the trees. The sun rose on,
glinting brighter and brighter off their exquisite blades, the air grew warmer
but Jade's body remained calm and cool and her face crisp and alert.
She exhaled in satisfaction as she swirled her scimitar through the final
eight-point technique of the form, but her pride was cut short as a deep,
womanly yell came back from the camp.
"You might have informed me last night that you wanted to keep your
cursed form, before I memorized Remove Curse!" The yell was
Branwen's, and none too amused.
"Oh, you're just jealous because I make a far comelier woman,"
Edwina's sharp but syrupy voice snapped back. "Don't be so put out. It
encouraged you to ask your silly warrior's-god for the third tier of spells and
now they've been granted; not that it's much use compared to the arcane power
simmering from my fingernails." Within the circle of tents, she stood
opposite the dead fire from the cleric, fanning her fingers to inspect her gold-painted
nails.
"The Lord of Battles does not grant power idly!" Branwen's face
reddened, but Edwina ignored her in favor of the study of her manicure.
"It is disgraceful enough we delayed hunt of Tranzig to pursue your
illegitmiate would-be assassination, now you must disdain me outright? You made
a mockery of a man, and as a woman you only pander to the chauvanist
superstitions of my tribe."
"Because I've heard of a 'comb'?" Edwina giggled and tossed back her
long raven tresses. "You'd come in dead last in a beauty pageant of
she-orcs. Even we...the men of Thay have more fashion sense than you."
"Tempus grant me patience!" Branwen threw up her arms, and turned to
pack in her tent.
--
Three hours later, Jade was examining the rectilinear shapes of Beregost
piercing the gentle treeline on the horizon; at her side Kivan inspeted them in
great detail and looked continually about for wild monsters
"Do you think your brother will have reached here?" Branwen asked.
Jade smirked. "We beat him to Nashkel by several days. I doubt anything
has changed."
"Not on your afterlife, mommy," Xzar smiled, "Harpers and
paladins take forever to travel overland, you know. Have to rescue every little
girl's cat from out of a tree or under a waterfall. If we Zhents didn't waste
equal reserves of time going out of our way to burn and pillage and steal, I
doubt they'd ever foil us. I swear upon the Sock Puppet King. But you try
getting Manshoon's ear on these matters. The one thing truly evil about the
Zhentarim is all the red tape."
Montaron grunted in agreement, and Edwina raised a carefully plucked eyebrow.
"Just what is wrong with red tape? I have half a mind to design an outfit
from nothing but, the better to show off my new curves." She peeled apart
the throat of her robes to the base of her amulet nestled in the breasts she
now possessed for a second day, and Montaron winced, grateful he wasn't tall
enough to see anything. The conjuress looked sidelong to Jade, "I should
have gotten more tattoos done back home. I don't suppose they do them in this
little backwater?"
Jade rolled her eyes. "I doubt it, 'wina. Forgive me if I'm less than
sympathetic."
Branwen snickered, and turned her attention to the approaching town, under her
breath praying for this day to bring vengeance at last. The party grew
increasingly alert as they entered its environs, wary for any more assassins
like the godsawful bard who had greeted them in Nashkel. They marched without
incident into the grimy cobblestone streets, and a pleasant lute tune wafted
into their ears as they came upon Feldepost's, the largest and most upscale of
the town's inns. "Money down the latrine, this place," Kagain grunted
as they came up the steps.
"A poor excuse for luxury," Edwina sighed, "I do miss the comforts
of Thay. Fine spices and foods, rabble-free streets, plush bedchambers,
servants at one's every beck and call..."
Montaron snickered. "I not be wonderin' which type ye took into those
plush bedchambers."
"That," Edwina stamped her foot down at the top of the stairs,
"A Red Wizard...-ess...does not discuss with grimy pint-sized
thugs."
"Ye say that like ye be insultin' me," Montaron grinned, greasing
back his mohawk and spitting. "One might think ye be a man trapped in a
woman's body, but I shouldn't wonder if it elseways around."
"Enough," Jade glowered, and turned back to the party before opening
the front doors. "Within is Branwen's vengeance, and the next link in the
chain of our quest. We find our man, we get our information, and we deal with
him."
Branwen nodded solemnly and the party's bloodthirstier members murmured in
approval and glee.
Within, the tavern was calm enough, at lunch were a number of the town's
better-off (they could scarcely be called nobles, as Edwina was quick to point
out), and no belligerent drunkards were to be had at this midday hour. Jade was
prepared to bribe the pot-bellied propritier as to the whereabouts of a guest
named Tranzig, but Edwin pushed ahead of her, sitting at the bar and sprawling
her cleavage out over its surface as she made the inquiry. This proved
sufficient to fish an answer, and they made for the stairs to the upper floor.
Edwina caught herself approving of the luxuriant inches-think carpeting and
ostentatious tapestries upon the well-laid wood of the walls, but Jade's hand
signaled kept the party hushed as they used the carpet's dampening to walk
quietly up around the door.
Kivan nodded, able to made out the scribblings of a quill. "At
last..." Branwen whispered, summoned a spiritual hammer, and bashed in the
door with one swipe.
Within at a desk was the pale, thin, and rat-faced sort of mage, even Edwina
sneered in disdain. Tranzig started at the break-in, blotching his ink, and
jerked up from his desk to look at the scarlet-haired woman in the doorway; an
aze-toting dwarf standing just in front of her body; others behind them.
"Dull Gray-Black?" Xzar giggled, peeking over Kivan's shoulder to
look down the same drawn arrow as the elf and inspect the man's robes.
"What kind of a Favorite Color is that?"
Branwen moved into full view, and Tranzig squeaked, lips quivering for a moment
before he commenced the gestures and chanting for some spell.
Jade and Kagain held back, letting Branwen move in. "Tempus's vengeance
take thee!" she cried, her hammer flew up and caught Tranzig's chin hard
on the upswing, shattering his jaw and ending his chanting or any further
chance. He started to collapse even then, but Branwen caught up on the
downswing. Blood spurted out his ears and eyes as the glowing hammer caved his
skull in, and he fell almost bonelessly limp to the floor, blood pooling in a
neat circle from his head.
"I thought we be wantin' information," Montaron squeaked.
Jade winced. Oops. "Search him." The halfling didn't need to
be told.
Branwen dismissed her hammer, folded her hands, closed her eyes, and whispered
to herself. Jade clapped a hand over her shoulder, and smiled. "It is
done."
Branwen opened her eyes, and looked over the others. "Thank you." Her
gaze returned to Jade, and she clapped her hand over Jade's forearm.
"Until all of this is done, my arm is yours."
Jade nodded. "And it will come to an end."
Little concerned for solemnity, Montaron was already busy looting the body,
while Xzar collected up the eyeballs that had already popped neatly from the
head, and juggled them a moment before depositing them into one of the many
spell component pouches lining his acid-green robes. Montaron attempted to
furtively pocket a magical ring, but Jade glared at him and snapped her fingers
impatiently. With a groan the halfling flicked it like a coin into the air.
"Protection," he mumbled, and Jade palmed it out of the air, and
handed it to Branwen. The cleric slipped it on her left ring finger, opposite
Mulahey's ring, and took a deep breath, her faroff features softening as Jade
had not seen them since her first softening from stone.
"The next link in the chain, indeed," Montaron grinned, unfurling a
letter and holding it up like some court page for his taller companions to
read.
Tranzig,
I am perplexed as to why Mulahey has not communicated with us in some wile. You
are to go to the mines and ifnd out the condition of his operation. You are
also to collect any iron that may have been stolen by the kobolds. Your next
raid will most likely take place at Peldvale, or Larswood, so visit either of
those areas and track us back to our camp.
TAZOK
Kivan grumbled from within his mouth, and looked severely at Branwen.
"Your revenge is had, my friend. Now we look to mine."
--
Back in the wilderness, Viconia hissed, and the humans, who could just barely
make out the shape of the High Hedge, looked inquisitively at her.
"The doors are torn asunder," she informed.
"Heavy doors they were," Onyx mused grimly, drawing his longbow; Khalid
and Minsc did likewise.
"Warded and magically strong," Garrick added, lifting the crossbow
from his belt.
They advanced with caution. Onyx could sense no evil beings, but a carrion
stench became palpable, and then almost overpowering. Slain gnolls lay near the
Hedge, less than fresh bodies slashed apart in clean lines, but not looted.
"K-k-k-k-killed by m-men and not m-m-m-monsters," Khalid chattered,
glancing again to the foreboding hole of the Hedge's open doorway. As they
passed and ascended the stone steps, the odor of rottish flesh burnt the tongue
and constricted the throat. Onyx balked when he saw the true cause -
Thalantyr's flesh golems had been destroyed in the anteroom, and the magics
that had kept their bodies animated were now gone, leaving the meat to rot, and
they seemed to be making up for lost time. They were rancid will beyond the
bodies of the gnolls which lay in the hot sun.
The others pretended not to notice as Viconia fell back, her rich ebony skin
gone pale, waiting until the others entered to vomit off the side of the steps.
She conjured water for herself with a clerical orison, cleaning herself more
neatly than a cat might until she regained her imperious standard of
appearance.
The others were growing as disgusted and amazed as they were wary. The great
dais in Thanaltyr's central chamber was now dead of glowing, lively magics. The
runes did not shimmer, electricity did not coil about, and the great crystal
had gone dark and appeared cracked. Onyx cursed the name of every demon or evil
god that he knew when he circled about the dais and found the inevitable - the
body of Thanaltyr. Imoen gave a cry when she recognized - barely - poor hapless
Melicamp. The bodies, like the gnolls', had been cut as by sword, yet these
also looked to have been fed upon, much of the flesh devoured. "The
bitemarks look human..." Onyx half-gagged.
"Elven," Viconia corrected their thoughts as she came up. "These
are the bites of an elf."
Jaheira looked darkly at the drow. "Methinks you've seen, indeed caused
enough such bitemarks in your time, that I will not argue with you."
"That will be a first," Viconia retorted.
"Bitemarks?" Safana shrugged. "Who hasn't?"
Dynaheir sighed, shook her head, and walked among the desecration. "And a
tragedy if this Thanaltyr was a mage of great knowledge and power as you say.
It would seem they are few in this rustic westerland, and I had very much hoped
to meet him."
Viconia sneered at her and glanced to Onyx in the instinctual hope he too would
be sneering at the witch for this slight to his homeland; she took herself back
after a moment, remembering her own opinions of this roofless world were quite
the same. "You have," she grinned at the Wychalarn, and gestured to
the wizard's body. "I present Thanaltyr."
"Basest savagery," Dynaheir turned up her nose at the macabre drow,
"It is not only evil, but should sicken any who are good at heart."
She glaned at Onyx, and while he nodded and murmured a prayer, she cast her
magic divination again, and found the dais was indeed dead of magic, though as
with the gnolls it seemed the place had not been robbed; she detected dozens of
magical auras of other objects about the place, if the place itself was dead.
Safana looked pointedly at her, and without any amusement on her face she
gestured. Imoen followed giddily as the senior thief followed the Wychalarn's
finger to the same segment of the wall where the wizard had vended his wares
the other day. Imoen pointed it out herself but Safana was already digging a
dagger into one of the stones.
"I'd'a thought it'd take some magic to get into a wizard's stuff?"
she asked, peering around the pirate lady's shoulder as she worked.
Safana giggled huskily, happy to humor the teenager. "Watch and learn,
little girl. The wizard would have thought it would, but his cantrips won't do
so much good if we just pry around them. Now, be a dear and step back in case I
do set off a poisoned dart or two."
Imoen squeaked and fled a half-dozen paces until her curiosity got the best of her
again, and she turned to continue watching. Safana banged her other fist on the
pommel to hammer in the dagger each time, breaking into the mortar on all four
sides of each of four bricks in a large rectangle on the wall.
"Lover?" she called over her shoulder. "Be a darling and put the
dark elf's little mallet to some use, would you?"
Blushing while she snickered disdainfully at him, Onyx borrowed Viconia's
winnings from Bassilus, and joined Safana. She stepped aside and he pounded
each of the four stones in turn with the magically hard hits of the hammer.
Each shattered like no more then chalk after a single blow, and upon the fourth
a snapping sound eachoed from in the wall, and Onyx jumped aside just before
the rectangle of the wall within fell out, cracking with a terrible echo as it
hit the floor of the chamber.
Safana gestured with provocative theatrics, gliding her hands across herself
and to the opened recess. "Door number one. That's a jackpot, thanks for
playing the wheel of fortune." She swept an arm along the surface of the
dais as it putting it into a spin.
Garrick ran up, face bright with excitement. "I noted everything Thal said
about his wares..." his eyes glistened as she reached into the hidden
storage compartment, "I suppose I should really save the most amazing
stuff for la-"
"Let's have the loot, bard," Safana grimaced.
"Er, without further ado..." he blushed, and pulled forth a folded
bundle of fabric, and held it up to let fall out into a stunningly intricate
red, gold, and green wizard's robe. "...A Robe of the Good Archmagi!"
he flipped it folded again with one swift prestidigation, and held it out to
Dyanheir as if there were a silver platter beneath.
Minsc scratches his bald head. "Minsc's witch is very much shaped like a
lady, and those appear to be for a man. Boo likes the bright colors, but they
are much too large for him, and too small for Minsc."
"You big silly!" Imoen stuck out her tongue and swatted the ranger on
the bicep that hung even with her face, "Didn't I tellya bout the Favorite
Color Rule?"
"Only twenty times," Viconia informed. "Since this
morning."
Imoen rolled her eyes with a huff. "It goes for size, too. It'd fit a
busty hobbitess mage as well as a gaunt old fusty wizard." She stoppd for
a second, and turned to Onyx. "Hey Ony, kinda like the first codger we met
on the road."
Dynahier, gratefully accepting the gift from Garrick with a reverent face,
started at once and glanced at the auburn-haired girl. "Pray tell, what
didst he look like?"
"Oh, y'know, baggy red robes, beard older than I am, big pointy
hat..."
Dynaheir stood up straight, and inhaled slowly. "And how did thy parlay
go?"
"Well, Jadey kinda told him to shove his long wooden stick up his dry
dusty a- ..."
"Imoen!" the Wychalarn gasped. "I believe thou were speaking to
Elminster of Shadowdale?"
"Oh..." the girl went a little pale, and held her hand over her
mouth. She looked frightened for a moment, but then giggled. "Hey wait,
isn't that the one who did the wertle-woo-woo with Mystra?"
"Imoen!" Jaheira joined Dyanheir.
"Jumpin' junebugs, you'd think he'd'a been a little less high-strung with
a notch like that on his staff.."
"Imoen!" Viconia unisoned.
"Okay!" she rolled her eyes, and quieted down.
In Thalantyr's stash they found too a Neutral Archmagi Robe, many magical
arrows and potions, scrolls for Dynaheir and Garrick to use or scribe, and much
other loot. Onyx and Minsc, less than enthusiastic about the pilfering even if
it had no other rightful owner, meanwhile undertook the odious task of carrying
outside the mutilated bodies of Thanaltyr and Melicamp (and the head of
Charleston Nib, wom they did not recognize), and burying the bodies under a
copse of trees that grew flush against the side of the Hedge, where they seemed
least likely to be disturbed. With bowed heads they asked Mielikki for a
graceful return to the earth and Lathander for swift ascent to the heavens, and
feeling more at peace, if still unsettled over the mystery of the murderer,
turned away. The rest of the party spent no more time in that ominous place,
and with heavier backpacks and spirits, they continued northeast, to Beregost.
--
Montaron and Kagain unabashedly picked their teeth with the ends of their pipes
as the strolled out of Feldepost's, patting satisfied stomachs after a
celebratory lunch. It had been pricey enough, but Montaron had seen to it that
their meal be subsidized by the purses of the other patrons. Licking his lips
with the satisfaction of a profitable, quest-furthering murder, a nice filling
meal, and a productive pickpocketing spree, Montaron took a long drag from his
pipe and blew out a ring of smoke.
"Ho there wanderer!"
Jade groaned and went pale as she came down the steps after her short
companions. "Not again…"
"Yes, again," Xzar groaned, nodding toward the pointy had and robe with the
walking stick ambling up the street their way. "I'd recognize Pinkish Red
anywhere."
"A disgrace to Red everywhere," Edwina harrumpted, daintily fishing a bit of
chicken from her teeth with a fingernail.
Jade braced herself at the front of the party as the bearded man approached,
but then her jaw dropped as she saw a familiar face rounding Feldepost's and
another behind. "Onyx! Imoen!"
Her brother and friend appeared to have noticed the same old man they'd met
outside Candlekeep, and looked at her with bright smiles and waves of greeting
as they approached alongside a the party. Jade counted a new ninth among their
number, a leather-clad woman on her brother's other side, and raised a
skeptical eyebrow. Her Zhentish and Thayvian allies were groaning at the
reappearance of the Harpers and Rashemani, but Jade ignored it as she had her
brother closed the distance and hugged.
The old man coughed pointedly, and she turned to him with unmasked irritation.
"What now?"
"Sis…" Onyx winced, looking to the old man.
"Well now…" he chuckled, lifting his wide-brimmed hat slightly to give a spray
gleam of his eyes, "Our paths cross once more."
Jade snickered. "Yes, funny that. Quite the small world, 'E'."
Her brother winced again, smiling politely at the old man, who merely
continued, planting his staff firmly against the cobblestones. "I suppose
proper introductions are in order, as we will no doubt meet again. My name is
Elminster."
Jaheira and Khalid exchanged glances; it wasn't lost on Onyx as he looked
sidelong at them.
The wizard looked between him and Jade as he went on. "I've heard nothing but
tales of thy exploints in the time we have been apart. It would seem that thou
art destined to have quite the impact on the Sword Coast. Quite the burden for
one so young."
Edwina snickered, "When you're 2,000 years old, young is a bit of a tautology."
Elminster whistled dismissively through his teeth at the Red Wizard.
"I was not aware that my actions were common knowledge," Jade put her hands on
her hands.
"Perhaps not common knowledge," Elminster tipped his hat, "But everything is
plain for those who know where to look."
"Cut the crypto-babble and get to the point," Jade demanded. Onyx sighed.
"At it is," the sage wizard went on, "I am aware of thine efforts and
accomplishments. Thou art each quite adept, as Gorion predicted. All that
remains is to determine motive."
"Maybe mine aren't yours to determine," Jade sneered, but Onyx took a half-step
before her, and smiled and Elminster. "Gorion? Pray tell you knew him? But you
said nothing before." His voice was polite but skeptical too.
"'Twas neither the place nor the time for such things," Elminster shrugged. "As
painful as the circumstances may have been, 'twas time for thee to forge thine
on paths. One of the most valuable lessons that life has taught me, is…"
"…sleeping with goddesses is career-boosting and fun besides?" Edwina asked
innocently.
"…when not to go sticking my pipe in other people's affairs. Such is the
case now, as well."
Imoen winced and shifted her weight, and looked up at Safana, whispering, "I
don't like the thought of him sticking his 'pipe' in our affairs!" The elder
thief snickered in agreement, and stepped up to drape her arm Onyx and tilt her
head skeptically at Elminster.
The paladin felt more assertive and leveled his gaze under the wizard's wide
hat. "Tales I know speak well of you as a force of good. You could tell me so
much, about Gorion and myself alike. Surely your wisdom could only set us on a
better path."
Jade rolled her eyes, and Elminster's face remained unreadable under his bushy
beard. "I fear I cannot. Self discovery is best left to the self, and all thy
questions will be answered in time.
"That's a rhetorical statement," Jade folded her arms over her chest and looked
pointedly at Elminster.
He lifted his hat a bit to reveal and raise a bushy eyebrow, then leaned
forward to bow faux-politely over his staff. "Then it would seem I have no more
words of use for you, and with this, I shall take my leave." Indeed, he then
vanished in the proverbial puff of smoke.
Onyx leaned on Safana and rubbed his face, looking to Jaheira. "A guide or a
game? May I attribute this to Harper balance?"
Jaheira folded her arms and looked no more amused than Jade had. "What was said
was what he believed you needed to hear. We have our leads from the Surgeon as
you seemed so sure this morning, guidance will be given when needed. You are a
warrior of faith, so have faith."
Jade strode defensively before her brother and glared at her. "We grew up just
fine without a mother, thank you, and we won't be needing one now."
Dynaheir moved up alongside Jaheira, and then Branwen opposite her alongside
Jade. Kivan appraised the drow for the first time with a glare as dark as her
hue, and Kagain grunted, hefting his axe pointedly as he appraised the elf.
Khalid straightened his posture alongside his wife and Xzar tiptoed forth to
leer ghoulishly at the skittish half-elf. Dynaheir stepped forth to fold her
arms and look down her nose at the unbalanced wizard, her face fell in surprise
when Edwina courtsied sarcastically; Minsc scratched his head but looked
vaguely unsettled. Montaron nearly bent backwards to snarl up at the hulking
berserker.
"Hooboy…" Imoen groaned, and shared a grimace with Garrick. "Nothin' like one
bein' big happy party again."
