Quidditch in Bed: TextualSphinx's challenge
The following story is based on 'Why Slytherins are Sexier' a one-shot piece by Textual Sphinx (http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=339569), which came out of the sorting hat song by morrigan.
Most of this is innuendo, and not particularly explicit. However those of delicate sensibilities should be careful of where they direct their eyes. For this reason it is rated R. It is inherently sexist.
Details of the challenge:
It must have certain chapter titles and quotations from WSAS.
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Without further ado, May I introduce:
Quidditch in Bed
by Wideshee Hyde and Gohen Seeker
Chapter titles:
Chapter 1 ~ The playing field
Chapter 2 ~ Choosing your equipment
Chapter 3 ~ Sizing up the opposition
Chapter 4 ~ Setting up a match
Chapter 5 ~ Employing a referee
Chapter 6 ~ Standard Manoeuvres: Chasing
Chapter 7 ~ Advanced Manoeuvres: Chasing - beating the keeper
Chapter 8 ~ Standard Manoeuvres: Keeper - when you need to fend them off
Chapter 9 ~ How to be a good sport
Chapter 10 ~ Seeker diversions
Chapter 11 ~ Seeker tactics
Chapter 12 ~ Polishing your broom
Chapter 13 ~ Equal Scoring*
Chapter 14 ~ Your Witch and the Snitch*
"It isn't enough to find the Golden Snitch, grab it and think you've won the game. This is where your expert tactics are just beginning."
Chapter 15 ~ After the game - etiquette
Chapter 16 ~ Unforeseen consequences - why you should know your rules
Chapter 17 ~ Setting up a return match.
Chapter 18 ~ Playing away
Chapter 19 ~ Coping with injuries
Chapter 20 ~ Taking care of your mates
*required elements.
The following story is based on 'Why Slytherins are Sexier' a one-shot piece by Textual Sphinx (http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=339569), which came out of the sorting hat song by morrigan.
Most of this is innuendo, and not particularly explicit. However those of delicate sensibilities should be careful of where they direct their eyes. For this reason it is rated R. It is inherently sexist.
Details of the challenge:
It must have certain chapter titles and quotations from WSAS.
-------------
Without further ado, May I introduce:
Quidditch in Bed
by Wideshee Hyde and Gohen Seeker
Chapter titles:
Chapter 1 ~ The playing field
Chapter 2 ~ Choosing your equipment
Chapter 3 ~ Sizing up the opposition
Chapter 4 ~ Setting up a match
Chapter 5 ~ Employing a referee
Chapter 6 ~ Standard Manoeuvres: Chasing
Chapter 7 ~ Advanced Manoeuvres: Chasing - beating the keeper
Chapter 8 ~ Standard Manoeuvres: Keeper - when you need to fend them off
Chapter 9 ~ How to be a good sport
Chapter 10 ~ Seeker diversions
Chapter 11 ~ Seeker tactics
Chapter 12 ~ Polishing your broom
Chapter 13 ~ Equal Scoring*
Chapter 14 ~ Your Witch and the Snitch*
"It isn't enough to find the Golden Snitch, grab it and think you've won the game. This is where your expert tactics are just beginning."
Chapter 15 ~ After the game - etiquette
Chapter 16 ~ Unforeseen consequences - why you should know your rules
Chapter 17 ~ Setting up a return match.
Chapter 18 ~ Playing away
Chapter 19 ~ Coping with injuries
Chapter 20 ~ Taking care of your mates
*required elements.