"Frodo the Blue-eyed Hobbit," sung to "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Frodo the blue-eyed hobbit
Had a very shiny ring
And if you ever saw it
You'd say it was a pretty thing.

All of the other hobbits
Used to call him insane
They never let poor Frodo
Join them with Isildur's Bane

Then one pleasant April eve
Gandalf came to say
Frodo with your ring so bright
To Rivendell must be your flight!

Then all the Ringwraiths stalked him
And they cried out one last "scree"
Frodo the blue-eyed hobbit
Destroyed the Ring successfully!