How did it come to this?
Author: Pseudo-lux-serpens
Sorath: Jin!
Jin: What?
Sorath: you have to get a haircut. Either you pay a professional.
Jin: I don't have any money?
Sorath: or I cut it.
Chuu: not much of a choice.
Jin: I don't want you to be happy if it involves me!
Sorath: but-?
Sorath does puppy dog eyes. Jin just stares angrily.
Sorath: please it'll really make me happy.
Jin: NO! Let's just go guys.
Jin turns to the other guys and they all look really sad to him.
Jin: NOT YOU TOO! NO!
Sorath: see they all want you to do it. I promise I'll do my best.
Jin: NO!
(A/N: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts! In theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-- ---------- TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI ROOM! IN THE TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI ROOM!!! Whoops, not the best of times.)
Jin walks briskly off back to their house and the others follow him, including Sorath. Jin storms upstairs and lies down in his bed. Covering his head up with a pillow. The rest of them don't bother him the rest of the day and go about their normal business. Sorath is extremely quiet. A while later it's dark outside and Jin has fallen asleep. He's sleeping in the same dead-like manner as before. It gets late and everyone falls asleep. Sorath quietly sneaks into Jin's room and walks up to his bedside. She unsheathes a nice shiny pair of scissors.
*~*~*~*~*~*The next morning*~*~*~*~*~*
A sudden scream awakens everyone in the household. Sorath just sits downstairs on a couch and smiles while swinging scissors in her hand. Touya, Chuu, and Rinku all rush into Jin's room to see him with a pillowcase over his head and red hair littering his bed and floor.
Chuu: what happened?
Rinku: and what's on your head?
Jin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! SHE'S GONNA DIE!!!
Touya: what happened Jin!
Jin pulls the pillowcase off his head and glares at everyone. They suddenly start laughing and fall over. Jin just stands there in rage. His hair is cut in a buzz cut. You know the kind they have in the navy with the flat top. He just puts his hands to his head and rushes downstairs to find Sorath smiling proudly on the couch. She just laughs as he rushes over.
Jin: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!
Sorath: problem? What problem? I don't have a problem, I solved it.
Jin: I TOLD YOU I WAS NOT GOING TO CUT MY HAIR!
Sorath: but that wasn't one of the choices. So it didn't count.
Jin: WHY?!?!?!
Sorath: because I don't like being mad at people.
Jin: BUT NOW I'M MAD AT YOU!!!
Sorath: that's okay, you'll get over it. It's just too much work for me to be angry with someone else.
Jin stands there over her shoulder breathing heavily enraged.
Sorath: want cake?
Jin: WHY WOULD I WANT CAKE FROM YOU!
Sorath: I dunno. It always makes me feel better.
Sorath holds up piece of cake and Jin ignores it and keeps being enraged. A few moments later Sorath looks to him again.
Sorath: want wig?
Jin: NO I WANT TO KILL YOU!
Sorath: well that wouldn't be very nice now would it?
Jin: JUST GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON NOT TO KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!
Sorath: because I want to live!
Sorath give beggy pleady eyes and Jin just stalks off angrily.
Jin walked out the door was Sorath watched him go. After a minute the other three came downstairs still giggling.
Rinku: you did it didn't you?
Sorath: *smiling evilly* yup.
Chuu: but he told you not to?
Sorath: it's like a chronic disorder for me. I just can't stand certain people's hair. And if they don't let me then. well I do it anyway. I've done it to other people.
Touya: like who?
Sorath: at one point a long time ago I did Shishi Wakamaru's hair. *starts laughing* it was so funny!
Rinku: wouldn't he have like, killed you?
Sorath: if I hadn't been a chicken and run away, yes he would have. But I made it away. I haven't seen him since in fact? I think I gave him a real bad phobia of cutting his hair though.
Rinku: that's for sure.
Sorath: oh! I just remembered something!
Chuu: what?
Sorath: *grins* it's somebody's birthday . . .
A/N: although short I think it's good. R&R people I didn't get enough reviews last time and I want more!
Author: Pseudo-lux-serpens
Sorath: Jin!
Jin: What?
Sorath: you have to get a haircut. Either you pay a professional.
Jin: I don't have any money?
Sorath: or I cut it.
Chuu: not much of a choice.
Jin: I don't want you to be happy if it involves me!
Sorath: but-?
Sorath does puppy dog eyes. Jin just stares angrily.
Sorath: please it'll really make me happy.
Jin: NO! Let's just go guys.
Jin turns to the other guys and they all look really sad to him.
Jin: NOT YOU TOO! NO!
Sorath: see they all want you to do it. I promise I'll do my best.
Jin: NO!
(A/N: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts! In theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-- ---------- TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI ROOM! IN THE TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI ROOM!!! Whoops, not the best of times.)
Jin walks briskly off back to their house and the others follow him, including Sorath. Jin storms upstairs and lies down in his bed. Covering his head up with a pillow. The rest of them don't bother him the rest of the day and go about their normal business. Sorath is extremely quiet. A while later it's dark outside and Jin has fallen asleep. He's sleeping in the same dead-like manner as before. It gets late and everyone falls asleep. Sorath quietly sneaks into Jin's room and walks up to his bedside. She unsheathes a nice shiny pair of scissors.
*~*~*~*~*~*The next morning*~*~*~*~*~*
A sudden scream awakens everyone in the household. Sorath just sits downstairs on a couch and smiles while swinging scissors in her hand. Touya, Chuu, and Rinku all rush into Jin's room to see him with a pillowcase over his head and red hair littering his bed and floor.
Chuu: what happened?
Rinku: and what's on your head?
Jin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! SHE'S GONNA DIE!!!
Touya: what happened Jin!
Jin pulls the pillowcase off his head and glares at everyone. They suddenly start laughing and fall over. Jin just stands there in rage. His hair is cut in a buzz cut. You know the kind they have in the navy with the flat top. He just puts his hands to his head and rushes downstairs to find Sorath smiling proudly on the couch. She just laughs as he rushes over.
Jin: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!
Sorath: problem? What problem? I don't have a problem, I solved it.
Jin: I TOLD YOU I WAS NOT GOING TO CUT MY HAIR!
Sorath: but that wasn't one of the choices. So it didn't count.
Jin: WHY?!?!?!
Sorath: because I don't like being mad at people.
Jin: BUT NOW I'M MAD AT YOU!!!
Sorath: that's okay, you'll get over it. It's just too much work for me to be angry with someone else.
Jin stands there over her shoulder breathing heavily enraged.
Sorath: want cake?
Jin: WHY WOULD I WANT CAKE FROM YOU!
Sorath: I dunno. It always makes me feel better.
Sorath holds up piece of cake and Jin ignores it and keeps being enraged. A few moments later Sorath looks to him again.
Sorath: want wig?
Jin: NO I WANT TO KILL YOU!
Sorath: well that wouldn't be very nice now would it?
Jin: JUST GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON NOT TO KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!
Sorath: because I want to live!
Sorath give beggy pleady eyes and Jin just stalks off angrily.
Jin walked out the door was Sorath watched him go. After a minute the other three came downstairs still giggling.
Rinku: you did it didn't you?
Sorath: *smiling evilly* yup.
Chuu: but he told you not to?
Sorath: it's like a chronic disorder for me. I just can't stand certain people's hair. And if they don't let me then. well I do it anyway. I've done it to other people.
Touya: like who?
Sorath: at one point a long time ago I did Shishi Wakamaru's hair. *starts laughing* it was so funny!
Rinku: wouldn't he have like, killed you?
Sorath: if I hadn't been a chicken and run away, yes he would have. But I made it away. I haven't seen him since in fact? I think I gave him a real bad phobia of cutting his hair though.
Rinku: that's for sure.
Sorath: oh! I just remembered something!
Chuu: what?
Sorath: *grins* it's somebody's birthday . . .
A/N: although short I think it's good. R&R people I didn't get enough reviews last time and I want more!