Corollarium: Bouquet spell - more likely to be mispronouced than orchideous.
Hobbipod: Hairy feet - both of these can be dealt with using Mitige! You are advised to this a little at a time, or you may find yourself going bald.
Insanificate - The basic madness curse. Results in disorientation, and disordered thought. An unpleasant curse, but wears off quite rapidly. Similar in nature to a Confundus class charms. If you suspect someone has been hit by this curse,
Mulceopudendis: Soft Shaft. Do not counter this with a viagra charm - it can lead to severe complications, including engorgement of the whole area which can be far more difficult to deal with. There is also the possibility that this is not caused by a hex.
OrCaecos: Golden Blindness. the counter charm is Caste visum. Where not used to counter Golden Blindness, the puresight charm will show you the world with more clarity than usual. It is not permanent, and cannot be used to correct standard visual faults. If used excessively, this may lose its effectiveness.
Orchideous: Flower Spell - may be misheard as "you're hideous".
Pilomanus: Hairy hands. Also may be treated using Mitige.
Priapus - also known as the fourth unforgiveable. This can only be lifted by consensual sexual activity between two people. This is not a joke curse, and should not be treated as such. Although it is not technically an unforgiveable, its use against the will of the participants is subject to a sentence in Azkaban of varying duration, dependent on intent. The results of casting, if not lifted are as follows
Saeta Equina - covers the body with horsehair. Somewhat different from the other hair charms, and not nearly so simple to get rid of. You are advised to consult a medi-witch as soon as possible
torulus: increases muscle tone, temporarily. Will not create what isn't there already.
valetudinus: Performs a basic health-check. Purple indicates pregnancy when used in women (valetudina is the incantation). Pink is general good health, green requires a health-check. Blue indicates something that can be treated easily at home.
vesicarius: will protect your golden snitches.
Viagra Spells: These are a class of spells that will help improve the way your broomstick handles. They should only be used under advice from a mediwitch. They come in various forms, usually a charm or potion which is applied topically as required. There are some unfortunate wizards who have tried to kid a witch that they have a Firebolt, when it's actually a shooting star, by using an engorgement charm, or an elongation charm, or any one of a variety of spells from the Standard Book twisted to suit their purpose. Firmite is a useful, mild viagra-class spell, that can be used in emergencies. The results may not be dramatic, but they should save you from embarrassment.
Curtosis - In wizarding terms this means the actual loss of height, which can result in the the topical or general application of a charm, hex, cloak or potion. There is a need to prove the loss in height before any rectifications are made, as the solutions available will not deal with simple genetics, and may have some horrific results.
Hobbitosis - hairy feet, with or without curtosis. You may well be turning into a hobbit. This is a normal state for some, but is not always seen as being desirable. If it is a hex, it will wear off without intervention within a maximum of a week. If it's not, deal with it. If there is no apparent reason for this permanent state, please take your family tree for the previous 10 generations with you - this will conclusively prove that you are in fact a hobbit.
A/N - Priapus belongs to Abby in her fic "the fourth unforgiveable" available at