Disclaimer: I don't own LOTR. If I did though I would use the profits from it to pay Orlando Bloom to dress up as Legolas for 3 hours every week *Lorac evil snickers*
(A/N)
Thank you to… wanneby elf, elrohir lover, OrliRoxMySocs (Thank you for the tip on the spelling of namarrie), fragment pieces, Brunette at Door, and scorpiochick103 for reviewing. You people inspire me to do my best work.
(note- no pink bunnies were harmed in the making of this chapter)
And with that… On with the story
Chapter 3: Fluffy Pink Bunnies
'I can not believe that I forgot the color of my clothes' I thought while mentally hitting myself over the head with my AP English folder. (This folder is very large and very heavy)
"You, laugh hiccup.... look ,choke....like a middle earth hippie" Jake commented while simultaneously wiping tears out of his eyes and rolling on the ground.
"Sure, tease the girl that just breached the time space continuum, transformed into an elf, and most importantly decides whether you are going to be a pink bunny or not," I casually said this while scanning the horizon trying to decide exactly where we were in Rohan. I ignored the fact that Jake's face had just gone from hysterical laughing to dead serious fear.
"You couldn't do that!" Jake exclaimed. It sounded like he was tiring to convince himself more than he was convincing me.
"Dude, I just traveled through space and time and you don't think that I can change a human hologram into a pink bunny hologram?" I stated in a "no duh" tone.
"How could you do it?" he asked. I swear that he loves to ask those questions that take a long time to explain right while I am doing something important, like figuring out where we are so we can start heading towards some civilization and not die of starvation.
"It is actually very simple," I began," First of all I created a program while I was planning that could change my companion's hologram appearance into a cougar or a bear, for protections sake. You see I figured that if some bad people came along and saw me alone...well...it wouldn't be fun for me. Now, if I had a big dangerous looking animal around that I wouldn't have to worry about that happening too many times. The thing is that one night while I was working on the program I was on a sugar high, because Andrea had given me three bars of Swiss chocolate, and decided to write a program in for a pink bunny. The next day I didn't want to bother with deleting it so it is still there." I explained. "So be nice or you will feel like you were channeling Salem the cat from Sabrina." I had finished my threat, finally.
Jake at the moment not has that now very familiar mixed looks of astonishment, and being freaked out. I didn't really care at the moment and was mumbling incoherent things to myself about our location,
" River....mumble...East more than south.... ten miles mumble...Snowbourn mumble."
"So you would really change me into a pink bunny just for the heck of it?" He asked in an unbelieving voice.
"No, not for the heck of it, so I can tease you back when you are pushing the tie dye issue." I replied as I set off at a run towards the east.
"Hey, where are you going?!" Jake hollered as he caught up to me.
"Two miles in that direction," I pointed towards the south , "is the Snowbourn River, if we follow it upstream we will end up at Edoras. I can buy some food and proper clothes there."
"How do you know?" he asked.
"I memorized the map before we left because I didn't want to have to write a program for it to materialize," I replied.
"What are you going to buy things with?" Jake asked. I am going to have to stop this soon or it is going to turn into "Twenty Questions".
"Let me explain a few things before you ask any more questions because I forgot to brief you before" I slowed down to a walk so that it would be easier for a conversation to take place. "The time that we are in is 200 years before Biblo found the ring and since you have only seen the movies you should let me navigate. I am able to have money because I wrote it into my "clothing" program that I would have pieces of gold just in case. That is also the reason why I have a compass, Lembas, knives...etc, because I wrote it into the program. I know that you are just dying to know how my necklace works too."
Jake shook his head in agreement.
"Well, I took moonstone beads and used them for the hologram inducers because they reflect the rainbow and could create a light hologram. After I was done creating hologram moonstones I created light absorbing moonstones that would act almost as solar plates that could store energy...par chance it was cloudy. Then I routed a computer chip into one of them so I could give it demands, a good example would be changing you into a pink bunny," At the mention of the words 'pink bunny' Jakes face paled," by tapping the bead a certain way a certain amount of times." I was finished, "Any Questions?" I asked and I seriously wanted him to ask them then now and get it over with.
"Only one, where are we going to live?" Jake questioned with concern.
"The plan is that we would travel from the Rohan to The Forest of Lorien. They don't usually accept outsiders but I might have a few tricks up my sleeve," I replied with a playful tone.
Jake seemed to be satisfied with my explanations for everything so we picked our way over and between the rocks and boulders of the plains of Rohan. I found it easier not to klutz out as an elf. It must be that whole natural grace thing. Jake had taken a liking to the fact that he didn't consist of matter and after I explained to him that he could float for that reason he had happily floated six inches off the ground from then on.
The scenery had begun to change as we continued for in the distance you could make out a long mountain range. I could faintly make out the Golden hall at the highest point of Edoras. This is a good sign because then I knew that I was at least going in the right direction.
I was just going over the middle earth map in my head again when the thought struck me. I didn't know how my program to rearrange my body went because I didn't have a mirror. 'I want to know what I look like' I whined in my head.
"Jake, we need to stop for a second," I stated. He stopped drifting forward and touched back to the ground.
"What is it?" he questioned.
"I need to you to explain how I look since I don't have a mirror," I asked. At the moment I felt a tad embarrassed because I didn't like being stared at. He was studied me for a few seconds before he began.
"Your hair is a few shades darker than your usual golden brown and about six inches longer. Your skin is extremely pale and it doesn't look like you even have pores. The bone structure of your face is relatively the same except it looks more refined in a way. Your eyes are the same shape and blue color. I think that you grew 3 inches and lost 10 pounds. There are those ears too, they are definitely pointed." he stifled a laugh at that," All around though you really look like you did before we left Earth, there are just a few minor changes." He stated like he was stuck between a rock and a hard place. I bet that he thought that I was going to pull the "do you think that I look fat" thing, I should have just to watch him squirm Muhahahahaha.
"It is ok Jake," I could seriously sense his nervousness," thanks.... We better keep moving and get to Edoras before it gets dark or we will have to camp out, and I don't know about you but to do that I like to have a sleeping bag." I stated as I began to walk. Jake began to float ahead of me again and we continued in silence.
I was very happy with my described appearance. It sounded like everything went exactly to plan.
I don't know about him but I was enjoying the view of the mountain range and the clean fresh air untouched by pollution. And there was Edoras, with the Golden hall gleaming in the afternoon sun. And even though there were mountains and Plains back on Earth, it just felt different here. Like everything was moving slowly to grant those enjoying it the extra time to absorb and appreciate it.
We continued on for another hour or so until Jake spoke.
"Your ears really do look funny, and with that outfit...."He began to say but I cut him off. He just had to ruin the silence.
"Three Words: Fluffy.Pink.Bunny." I calmly stated. He shut up and increased his floating speed.
I am Kellyn a tie dyed elf with a soon to be fluffy pink bunny for a friend.
(A/N)
Well it's three in the morning and thanks to sugar I was able to stay awake to write this. GO SUGAR AND CAFEENE WOOT!
I promise that the next chapter will have a lot more action and adventure, this one was sort of bland because Kellyn was mostly explaining things the whole time. As for the Romance, that won't seriously begin to happen until Legolas comes onto the scene and that probably won't happen until around chapter 15. Don't worry, it won't get bland, but I want Kellyn to have some adventures by herself before she starts obsessing over feelings for a certain blonde elf. Kellyn is an independent woman…person…teen genius, so she can make her own fun.
Please Review =)
Namarrie,
Lorac
(A/N)
Thank you to… wanneby elf, elrohir lover, OrliRoxMySocs (Thank you for the tip on the spelling of namarrie), fragment pieces, Brunette at Door, and scorpiochick103 for reviewing. You people inspire me to do my best work.
(note- no pink bunnies were harmed in the making of this chapter)
And with that… On with the story
Chapter 3: Fluffy Pink Bunnies
'I can not believe that I forgot the color of my clothes' I thought while mentally hitting myself over the head with my AP English folder. (This folder is very large and very heavy)
"You, laugh hiccup.... look ,choke....like a middle earth hippie" Jake commented while simultaneously wiping tears out of his eyes and rolling on the ground.
"Sure, tease the girl that just breached the time space continuum, transformed into an elf, and most importantly decides whether you are going to be a pink bunny or not," I casually said this while scanning the horizon trying to decide exactly where we were in Rohan. I ignored the fact that Jake's face had just gone from hysterical laughing to dead serious fear.
"You couldn't do that!" Jake exclaimed. It sounded like he was tiring to convince himself more than he was convincing me.
"Dude, I just traveled through space and time and you don't think that I can change a human hologram into a pink bunny hologram?" I stated in a "no duh" tone.
"How could you do it?" he asked. I swear that he loves to ask those questions that take a long time to explain right while I am doing something important, like figuring out where we are so we can start heading towards some civilization and not die of starvation.
"It is actually very simple," I began," First of all I created a program while I was planning that could change my companion's hologram appearance into a cougar or a bear, for protections sake. You see I figured that if some bad people came along and saw me alone...well...it wouldn't be fun for me. Now, if I had a big dangerous looking animal around that I wouldn't have to worry about that happening too many times. The thing is that one night while I was working on the program I was on a sugar high, because Andrea had given me three bars of Swiss chocolate, and decided to write a program in for a pink bunny. The next day I didn't want to bother with deleting it so it is still there." I explained. "So be nice or you will feel like you were channeling Salem the cat from Sabrina." I had finished my threat, finally.
Jake at the moment not has that now very familiar mixed looks of astonishment, and being freaked out. I didn't really care at the moment and was mumbling incoherent things to myself about our location,
" River....mumble...East more than south.... ten miles mumble...Snowbourn mumble."
"So you would really change me into a pink bunny just for the heck of it?" He asked in an unbelieving voice.
"No, not for the heck of it, so I can tease you back when you are pushing the tie dye issue." I replied as I set off at a run towards the east.
"Hey, where are you going?!" Jake hollered as he caught up to me.
"Two miles in that direction," I pointed towards the south , "is the Snowbourn River, if we follow it upstream we will end up at Edoras. I can buy some food and proper clothes there."
"How do you know?" he asked.
"I memorized the map before we left because I didn't want to have to write a program for it to materialize," I replied.
"What are you going to buy things with?" Jake asked. I am going to have to stop this soon or it is going to turn into "Twenty Questions".
"Let me explain a few things before you ask any more questions because I forgot to brief you before" I slowed down to a walk so that it would be easier for a conversation to take place. "The time that we are in is 200 years before Biblo found the ring and since you have only seen the movies you should let me navigate. I am able to have money because I wrote it into my "clothing" program that I would have pieces of gold just in case. That is also the reason why I have a compass, Lembas, knives...etc, because I wrote it into the program. I know that you are just dying to know how my necklace works too."
Jake shook his head in agreement.
"Well, I took moonstone beads and used them for the hologram inducers because they reflect the rainbow and could create a light hologram. After I was done creating hologram moonstones I created light absorbing moonstones that would act almost as solar plates that could store energy...par chance it was cloudy. Then I routed a computer chip into one of them so I could give it demands, a good example would be changing you into a pink bunny," At the mention of the words 'pink bunny' Jakes face paled," by tapping the bead a certain way a certain amount of times." I was finished, "Any Questions?" I asked and I seriously wanted him to ask them then now and get it over with.
"Only one, where are we going to live?" Jake questioned with concern.
"The plan is that we would travel from the Rohan to The Forest of Lorien. They don't usually accept outsiders but I might have a few tricks up my sleeve," I replied with a playful tone.
Jake seemed to be satisfied with my explanations for everything so we picked our way over and between the rocks and boulders of the plains of Rohan. I found it easier not to klutz out as an elf. It must be that whole natural grace thing. Jake had taken a liking to the fact that he didn't consist of matter and after I explained to him that he could float for that reason he had happily floated six inches off the ground from then on.
The scenery had begun to change as we continued for in the distance you could make out a long mountain range. I could faintly make out the Golden hall at the highest point of Edoras. This is a good sign because then I knew that I was at least going in the right direction.
I was just going over the middle earth map in my head again when the thought struck me. I didn't know how my program to rearrange my body went because I didn't have a mirror. 'I want to know what I look like' I whined in my head.
"Jake, we need to stop for a second," I stated. He stopped drifting forward and touched back to the ground.
"What is it?" he questioned.
"I need to you to explain how I look since I don't have a mirror," I asked. At the moment I felt a tad embarrassed because I didn't like being stared at. He was studied me for a few seconds before he began.
"Your hair is a few shades darker than your usual golden brown and about six inches longer. Your skin is extremely pale and it doesn't look like you even have pores. The bone structure of your face is relatively the same except it looks more refined in a way. Your eyes are the same shape and blue color. I think that you grew 3 inches and lost 10 pounds. There are those ears too, they are definitely pointed." he stifled a laugh at that," All around though you really look like you did before we left Earth, there are just a few minor changes." He stated like he was stuck between a rock and a hard place. I bet that he thought that I was going to pull the "do you think that I look fat" thing, I should have just to watch him squirm Muhahahahaha.
"It is ok Jake," I could seriously sense his nervousness," thanks.... We better keep moving and get to Edoras before it gets dark or we will have to camp out, and I don't know about you but to do that I like to have a sleeping bag." I stated as I began to walk. Jake began to float ahead of me again and we continued in silence.
I was very happy with my described appearance. It sounded like everything went exactly to plan.
I don't know about him but I was enjoying the view of the mountain range and the clean fresh air untouched by pollution. And there was Edoras, with the Golden hall gleaming in the afternoon sun. And even though there were mountains and Plains back on Earth, it just felt different here. Like everything was moving slowly to grant those enjoying it the extra time to absorb and appreciate it.
We continued on for another hour or so until Jake spoke.
"Your ears really do look funny, and with that outfit...."He began to say but I cut him off. He just had to ruin the silence.
"Three Words: Fluffy.Pink.Bunny." I calmly stated. He shut up and increased his floating speed.
I am Kellyn a tie dyed elf with a soon to be fluffy pink bunny for a friend.
(A/N)
Well it's three in the morning and thanks to sugar I was able to stay awake to write this. GO SUGAR AND CAFEENE WOOT!
I promise that the next chapter will have a lot more action and adventure, this one was sort of bland because Kellyn was mostly explaining things the whole time. As for the Romance, that won't seriously begin to happen until Legolas comes onto the scene and that probably won't happen until around chapter 15. Don't worry, it won't get bland, but I want Kellyn to have some adventures by herself before she starts obsessing over feelings for a certain blonde elf. Kellyn is an independent woman…person…teen genius, so she can make her own fun.
Please Review =)
Namarrie,
Lorac