Hollow Blade: Chapter 3 -- Ansem, It's Up to You!

Author's Note: As I promised in chapter 2, I said that I would try to make this story better. Okay, readers, don't expect anything great. This chapter is somewhat pointless. Think of this chapter as a mere LINK for what is soon to come. This chapter is not greatly important, and does not any value to it what so ever, besides the shard-sized notion that it is a link from chapter 2, to chapter 4.

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And Remember: If Michael Jackson tries to molest your soul, just run around screaming you have a fax machine in your pants, and you're *NOT* afraid to use it. ^_^;


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Ansem stopped dancing around to the Brittany Spears music, and looked around.

The rocks above his head started moving and crumbling. "EEEEEEK!" Ansem, the Prince of Darkness, screamed, as the boulders began to collapse from the ceiling in the Secret Spot.

"Not AGAIN!" he cried, then ran towards the exit tunnel. The Secret Spot collapsed into a large pile of rubble, as Ansem ran frantically through the tunnel, screaming at the top of his lungs, waving his arms like a mad man [not that he wasn't one...].

Almost reaching the end of the exit tunnel, he stopped and caught his breath. Blood pumped and throbbed through his head, as he thought of all the stuff that might have been destroyed back there. A lump began to rise in his throat.

Oh no! His Barbie Dolls, his Invader Zim DVD series, his Totally Spies action figure collection, Brittany Spears posters, and anything else a young girl [or boy] could want. They were all gone! He rubbed a soft tear that streamed down his cheek with his rough, dry hands.

Sighing, he stepped forwards from the edge of the tunnel, and moved away the vines and leaves that enclosed the exit.

The young prince stopped dead in his tracks. He couldn't believe what he was seeing. Was he dreaming? Or was this reality? There, before Ansem's eyes, lay an enormous crater that dented the very island. The center of the deep, hot crater was in smoke and flames. He grabbed hold of a rock, to keep himself from falling after he went limp from the sight. He looked around. All of the lush, green leaves and tropical trees were burnt to a crisp of ash. The shack had been blown into splinters of wood. The ocean's waves had decreased at least six feet. All he could see with his scary yellow eyes were rubble, ash, burning embers, and smoke. Destiny Islands had been converted into a wasteland.

SOMEWHERE IN ANOTHER WORLD

Some Idiot Reading This Story: "What the--? This story sucks major fat monkey-astroturf! I thought this was supposed to be a humorous fic, not some stupid action thing!

Author: Look at the genre, child. It says Humor and Action/Adventure. MEANING, that not everything up in hurr is gonna be funny!

Some Idiot Reading This Story: Pfft! Yeah, well... Umm.. 'Maiselph' is better, so nyah! ::sticks out tongue::

Author: ::cuts it off with a sledge hammer.. yes, a sledge hammer:: You wanted to read this story, SO READ IT! Or let Martha Stewart DEVOUR YOUR SOOOOOOOUUUUUL!!!

BACK TO DESTINY WASTELAND

After hours upon hours of crying and whining, Ansem finally got control of himself. Yes, Destiny Islands was destroyed. Yes, he was going to die eventually. Yes, multicolored squirrels were gnawing at his legs. But did he care? NO! He was Ansem, Prince of Darkness! Lord of the Dark Forces of Evil! He was not going to give up so easily. He was pre-destined to rule the world and all of its inhabitants. Was he going to let some pathetic meteor -- that, might I add, killed off every one of his friends, burnt his island, destroyed all of the paradise's inhabitants, and crushed his Diva Stars doll collections -- going to stop him from his journey? I THINK NOT!!

That's when Ansem tripped over a piece of burnt Selphie bone, and fell down inside of the crater that was in front of him. "EEEEEEEK!" he screamed, falling into the large dent in the island. Everything blurred quickly around him. He was spinning and spinning, out of control. He landed on his head, did a flip, hit his elbow, scraped his knee, and continued rolling down the hill until he finally fell face-first at the bottom of the large crater. He was covered with dirt and ash, bleeding from various parts of his body, and had most likely broken a good amount of bones.

...Oooookay, so maybe it was going to stop him from his journey.


INSIDE OF A BEAUTIFUL, CRUMBLED CASTLE KNOWN HAS HOLLOW BASTION...

An old old lady that was green (because she had a skin infection) laughed at Ansem, while she watched his every move through a freaky little hologram thing-a-muh-jig that appeared on her stone table. She had a scary little black hood thing, that had two horn thing-a-muh-whatevers sticking out of her head, making her look like Hillary Duff whenever she gets angry. She carried a magical little staff around, just in case some idiot ever tried to harm her. She would simply wave the staff around, and the baka would combust into flames on the spot. YAY!

"Poor Ansem," she began, making that Cher-like superior look on he face. "When will he ever learn that he will never succeed in taking over all of the Worlds?"

AT DESTINY WASTELANDS, INSIDE THE CRATER

Brushing away the blood and dirt from his face, Ansem got up. He looked around and saw nothing but smoke and ground inside the crater. That's when he suddenly shouted out "I'M GONNA TAKE OVER DA WORLD!!!11 LOLZZ?/"

BACK AT HOLLOW BASTION

"A meaningless effort," the scary lizard lady chuckled. "Soon, his heart will be consumed by darkness, and he will have no where to run. Mwahaha..." she said, eating a cheeseburger she got from McDonaldDuck's.


DESTINY WASTELANDS..

Ansem suddenly shouted. "GEE, I'M WAY TOO STRONG TO EVER GIVE IN TO DARKNESS! [giggle, giggle]! HEHE" he screamed randomly, for no reason at all. Um. Yay?

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Playing Tic Tac Toe, her opponent being a stain glass window (because she was a very lonely, insane woman), Maleficent simply turned off the hologram and walked out of the Chapel. Making her way towards the Lift Stop, she tripped over a Heartless, and fell off of the edge of a balcony, into the the depths of the scary, foggy, misty underwater Rising Falls.... thing.... (^_^ Heartless are silly! w00t!)

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Ansem got up, and began climbing out of the crater. He looked over to his left, and noticed something strange. It looked like fingers sticking out of the tilted gravel and dirt from the impact.

"What the shoe?!" questioned Ansem, rubbing his eyes. Yes! They were fingers!

"LUNCH TIME!" Ansem screamed, about to gnaw on the fingers. But then he had this insane, crazy idea of who the fingers belong to. Hurridly (because he was hungry), he gripped the hand and fingers into his palms, braced his legs, and pulled.

Emerging from the gravel, inch by inch, the body began to fall out. Eventually, all of the dead, burnt body had been pulled out of the slanted ground inside of the crater. All except for the head.

"Come on!" Ansem shouted, sobbing. "The head is the yummiest part!" He pulled super-extra-ultra-mega (o.O;;) hard, until finally, an oversized round thing emerged from the gravel. The body fell to the ground.

The head was HUGE! "Mmm! This is enough to last me for a week!" Ansem said, drooling over the plump head. But that's when it dawned on his pretty little self. This body, with an oversized head, had red hair, and a provocative purple miniskirt, with shoes the size of a house.

...KAIRI?!


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o_O; Okay, I broke my promise. This chapter SUCKED. I have a plan, though. Don't worry! But anyways, I HATE Kairi. She is like the little brat that came from Hell itself! If I could jab a dagger (I mean.. uh.. plush toy!) through any non-existent person, IT WOULD BE KAIRI. She is so annoying, and big-headed! ! KAIRI HATERS UNITE!

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