Hiya all! Well, neither Emmie or I (the PoF) own anything in the world of
Inuyasha. Although, like everyone else out there, we wish could all own
somebody in that world. especially if they happened to have dog ears..
*cough* Getting off track! Neither do we own Ryoga, who just-so-happens to
make a surprise entrance! *giggles* Although one day I WILL find a black
pig so I can have a P-Chan!
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Chapter 3!
"W-Wait! Hold on! Inuyasha!" Kagome yelled startled as her hand closed automatically around the hilt of the sword. "I have killed before and helped you sure! But I've never wielde-" Kagome fell forward, the tip of the sword digging into the ground, Kagome grasped the hilt with both hands and let out a loud groan when she staggered back barely holding the sword up equal to her body. "How do you carry this?!" Kagome demanded never realizing just how heavy it was in its transformed form. Turning her amber eyes at Inuyasha, she made a face, oddly enough in his body looking all too much like one of his mocking grins. "Can you even shoot a bow and arrow?"
Inuyasha humphed indignantly. He had the oddest desire to stick is tongue out at her, though he didn't understand why. He flipped dark bangs out his eyes. "I can shoot a bow and arrow better than you can." To demonstrate, he aimed at a tree... and missed it by three feet. Inuyasha cursed and dres another arrow. He gave Kagome a pointed look. "I'm just getting warmed up."
Kagome smiled softly then tried to wave the sword forward like that look more menacing. However, the oddest thing happened as the swing of Tesusaiga sliced through the air, the grand demon sword shrunk down in size becoming once again a flimsy, light, rusted, not very sharp sword that looked like a bulldozer had run over it. Staring at it dumbly, Kagome could almost imagine a giant question mark popping up over her head, or rather her- Inuyasha's puppy ears. Looking worriedly at Inuyasha, or rather herself, Kagome tried her best to put on her best smile, which naturally came out extremely sheepish. {Oh no... I broke Tetsusaiga... I broke his sword... I broke his sword. I broke his sword. I broke hi- I'm going to get 'sat' I know it... I know it i know it i know it...} Kagome thought and gulped. "heh.. Feh?" She tried to imitate his nonchalance in such situations.
He stared at her dumbly for a few seconds. "Ahhhhh!" he screamed, reaching out and grabbing his precious Tesusaiga back from her... his... claws. He held it like it was a teddy bear, rocking the wounded sword back and forth. "My precious sword! What did you do to my precious Tetsusaiga? Do you remember what I had to go through to get this thing!?" But Kagome didn't have a chance to answer because suddenly the demon she had smelt burst into their campsite. Kagome bit her lower lip again, again drawing blood. She was about to answer him, when the sound of something crashing so loudly into their presence startled her enough to jump. However, her usual jump which would've been a step or two back turned into something a lot bigger when she found herself hovering on the tree branch above. Blinking away confusion, Kagome looked down... And her body arched an eyebrow. "Eh?"
Staring in shock, Inuyasha suddenly laughed, though it sounded no different than Kagome's dry chuckle. He bent down on one knee, holding his hand out for the pig to smell. The black pig with the yellow, black-pocka dotted bandana was too drunk to hold it, so he leaned on it and took another drink from his bottle of sake. "Hey," he said to Kagome's body, not seeing Inuyasha's annoyed -and dangerous- expression. "What's a place like you doing in a girl like this?" The pig was too intoxicated to notice the irony of his slip.
Kagome swallowed and jumped down from the tree, oddly enough landing firmly on her feet as though the body wanted to stay in one piece and not let her break it. She could hardly restrain her giggle however when the pig hit on her or rather, on Inuyasha. Coming forward with a warm smile, Kagome got down on her knees and smiled softly, her hands idly lying on her lap. "Are you feeling alright, sir?" She asked not noticing her ears twitched cutely.
Pulling the drunk demon pig off of him, Inuyasha went back to sitting on his knees and let Kagome deal with the demon pig. He tried to ignore of how comfortable it felt. It wasn't that the body found it painful or anything, it's that his mind just didn't want him to sit that way. It kept telling Kagome's body to sit and it acted accordingly.
The pig glanced at Inuyasha's old body and latched on to the waist of the female body. "You're with a wolf demon, honey? Why don't you come with me instead?"
Inuyasha struck the demon on his head, and bellowed, "Cut that out, you! Quit molestin' my new body!"
Kagome's head swiped around. "It's not your new body!" She yelled itching to yell at him to sit, but restraining herself. "It's mine!" She said then pulled the demon pig away, offering him shelter. "Don't hit him! Can't you see that he's-" Kagome stopped mid-sentence when she caught a whiff of the Sake and with her now advanced sense of smell... Her eyes began spinning and she wanted to ball over.
"Drunk?" he finished for her. "He's beyond drunk. I know that type of demon. His. . . . ." The pig demon stared up at Inuyasha's face and saw a woman looking through them. He blinked again and the haze of his mind cleared a bit more. "Inuyasha! If it isn't you!" The real Inuyasha leapt up, and grabbed the demon back from Kagome. "I'm the real Inuyasha!" He pointed at the dark pig. "This guy's name is Ryoga. He's got no sense of direction, a heavy drinker, and acts like Miroku around women. Only much worse! All he does his party." He gave the demon a little shake. "So what you are you doing out here in the middle of nowhere?"
Kagome sat back watching the whole scene, trying not to laugh too much. "I'm not sure I know what you mean..." Kagome joked then smiled softly at the confused looking Pig-Demon. "H-Hey! Oy!" Kagome yelled and smacked the pig's hand away from her rump.
"Ah... Inuyasha.. *hiccup* You tease! I know it's really you! Your butt feels nothing like a woman's! Hers on the other hand..." Said the pig sticking his hoofed hand under Kagome's skirt. "OH! Now that is what I call soft skin! And so smooth..." The pig leaned forward to stick his snout under the short skirt.
"INUYASHA!" A startled Kagome screamed.
Chills raced up his spine and he let out a yelp in surprise. He bashed down the demon again. "Stay out of there and answer the damn question!"
Kagome moved over to Inuyasha's side and hid behind her old shoulder. "Don't let him to touch my body." Kagome asked softly, then blinked for a moment ignoring the pig's odd sing-songs in the background. "Why was he able to touch skin? Weren." Kagome stopped and glared at her face over her raven black hair, narrowing her now amber eyes at her old face, seeing through into Inuyasha. "You ARE wearing underwear, right?"
[In the background] "Oh there once was a pig who oinked..."
He scratched the top of his head, right where his ears would have been. "I dunno. Are they things that were kind of triangular shaped, with three holes?"
[In the background] "And he drank as much as he could."
Kagome blinked. He didn't know about underwear? Then what in the- Kagome -Inuyasha's- eyes widened beyond belief growing big and huge and round. "Do you mean to tell me you," She asked gulping her voice, though deep like Inuyasha's sounding somewhat squeaky. "Don't um, wear any?" She asked nervously.
[In the background] "With an oink! And a doink! The wonderful master of the world demon piiiiiiiiggggggggg.."
"It's feudal Japan!" he answered. "What I wear.... down there on my body does not look like that and is certainly not baby blue! What is this underwear in your world? A fashion statement? Is that why your skirt is so short? So that you can show everybody what colour underwear you're wearing?" His cheeks were an embarrassed shade of red. "And why are you thinking about what I'm wearing down there anyway?"
He spotted the pig crawling his way and stamped on the demon's head, flattening him into the dirt. Seeing as how that did nothing and gave the demon a view Kagome would never let him live down, he smashed the bottle of rice wine and the pig erupted into tears.
"My skirt is not short! It's the fashion! Besides I've never heard you complain before! And what are you doing even LOOKING at my underwear?!" Kagome stood back and sighed. Boys, even in women's bodies, will always be boys. "Hey, um, Inuyasha? Where is the fly on these pants?" Kagome asked trying her best not to blush, although not managing quite as well on the whole 'wanting-to-be-6 feet under-feel'.
The pig oinked and cried. Sniffed, and oinked. Oinked and sniffed. "My wine!!!!" He screamed and plunged into another ragged sob of sorrow. "All that sake... Gone!"
"Huh?" He pushed the demon back down again when he began to crawl toward Inuyasha's feet. "Why would I have insects on my clothes? Can't we just leave the topic of underwear and stuff out of this conversation so we can go back to figuring out how to get us back in our old bodies?"
Ryoga suddenly stopped crying. He dried his cheeks with his yellow bandanna, only to have them get wet again when he began to laugh so hard he cried.
Inuyasha's lips pouted as Kagome stared down at the pig in disbelief. "How did we say I use your claws again?" Kagome asked then began dancing around from foot to foot. It was a very nice feel her bare feet squashing the leaves on the ground, but the other feel causing her to dance along wasn't as endearing. "A fly isn't an insect," Kagome explained rubbing at the nape of her, his, head nervously. Her ears twitched around a little too much. "Of course! We need to get back! Of course, but, uh Inuyasha, do you have any strings to loosen your pants?"
Inuyasha picked up the pig-demon, who still laughed, and pointed off to the bushes. "Good thing I'm not as finicky about my body as you are." If she noticed the redness of his cheeks, he could just say it was from the sake on Ryoga's breath. Or something! He pressed Ryoga's into Kagome's clawed hands. "Hold him," he commanded. He then began to undue his fire-rat robes, which was actually a lot less complicated than one would assume, before taking back the little demon. "Does her majesty need anything else?"
Kagome glared at him. "I. Don't. Like. You." She said spreading out each word menacingly and holding the pants up, the fabric fisted in her hand. Kagome actually did need more help she wasn't a boy! How was she suppose to know how a boy goes to the bushes?! And she remembered her mother always yelling at grandpa about his aim... Was she suppose to aim at something? But Kagome wasn't going to ask that. Instead, knowing it would hurt her later but needed this pain for him now... Kagome smacked him.
And then her body accidentally went flying into a tree. Inuyasha saw stars, but he didn't have long to dwell on it before he got pissed off. "Damn it, Kagome! Remember that I'm not a demon anymore, and you are!" Carrying the pig and his nose high, he marched back out of the bushes, holding the pig demon by his bandana. "Okay, Ryoga. What's so funny?"
"Oh... nothing..." Ryoga began. Even without his strength, Kagome's body was still strong enough to choke the demon. "Okay! Okay! I give! I'm laughing because you fell into the cursed hot spring! You! You traded bodies with a pathetic little girl! Though a hot one at that!" Inuyasha smacked him again.
Kagome treaded into the bushes and smacked the pig as well. Still holding her pants up with one hand. "I am not pathetic!" Kagome yelled then leaned close. "Inuyasha, didn't you say you would show me how to use your claws?" Kagome asked checking out her nails/claws in front of the pig's crossed eyes. She still really needed to pee... Why couldn't Inuyasha have peed before falling into the pool? "How do we switch back?" Kagome asked abruptly, very out of character for her, but Inuyasha's bladder was beginning to hurt.
The pig chuckled, and began to chant, repeating the same thing over and over. "When two victims of the spring doth meet, changing back can be quite a feat! They each must find some common ground, truth be told, or one would drown! But honesty for honesty's sake, that alone, the spell can break." And then the intoxicated pig team promptly past out.
Kagome blinked down at the snoring big. "What do you think that means? Eh, Inuyasha?" Kagome asked looking at him.
"Unfortunately, that's thing about riddles. You can never figure them out until it's too late." He paused. "I fucking hate riddles." He then took Kagome's hand. "Come on. Let's get my.. your... our bladder empty before you ruin my clothes."
Chapter 3!
"W-Wait! Hold on! Inuyasha!" Kagome yelled startled as her hand closed automatically around the hilt of the sword. "I have killed before and helped you sure! But I've never wielde-" Kagome fell forward, the tip of the sword digging into the ground, Kagome grasped the hilt with both hands and let out a loud groan when she staggered back barely holding the sword up equal to her body. "How do you carry this?!" Kagome demanded never realizing just how heavy it was in its transformed form. Turning her amber eyes at Inuyasha, she made a face, oddly enough in his body looking all too much like one of his mocking grins. "Can you even shoot a bow and arrow?"
Inuyasha humphed indignantly. He had the oddest desire to stick is tongue out at her, though he didn't understand why. He flipped dark bangs out his eyes. "I can shoot a bow and arrow better than you can." To demonstrate, he aimed at a tree... and missed it by three feet. Inuyasha cursed and dres another arrow. He gave Kagome a pointed look. "I'm just getting warmed up."
Kagome smiled softly then tried to wave the sword forward like that look more menacing. However, the oddest thing happened as the swing of Tesusaiga sliced through the air, the grand demon sword shrunk down in size becoming once again a flimsy, light, rusted, not very sharp sword that looked like a bulldozer had run over it. Staring at it dumbly, Kagome could almost imagine a giant question mark popping up over her head, or rather her- Inuyasha's puppy ears. Looking worriedly at Inuyasha, or rather herself, Kagome tried her best to put on her best smile, which naturally came out extremely sheepish. {Oh no... I broke Tetsusaiga... I broke his sword... I broke his sword. I broke his sword. I broke hi- I'm going to get 'sat' I know it... I know it i know it i know it...} Kagome thought and gulped. "heh.. Feh?" She tried to imitate his nonchalance in such situations.
He stared at her dumbly for a few seconds. "Ahhhhh!" he screamed, reaching out and grabbing his precious Tesusaiga back from her... his... claws. He held it like it was a teddy bear, rocking the wounded sword back and forth. "My precious sword! What did you do to my precious Tetsusaiga? Do you remember what I had to go through to get this thing!?" But Kagome didn't have a chance to answer because suddenly the demon she had smelt burst into their campsite. Kagome bit her lower lip again, again drawing blood. She was about to answer him, when the sound of something crashing so loudly into their presence startled her enough to jump. However, her usual jump which would've been a step or two back turned into something a lot bigger when she found herself hovering on the tree branch above. Blinking away confusion, Kagome looked down... And her body arched an eyebrow. "Eh?"
Staring in shock, Inuyasha suddenly laughed, though it sounded no different than Kagome's dry chuckle. He bent down on one knee, holding his hand out for the pig to smell. The black pig with the yellow, black-pocka dotted bandana was too drunk to hold it, so he leaned on it and took another drink from his bottle of sake. "Hey," he said to Kagome's body, not seeing Inuyasha's annoyed -and dangerous- expression. "What's a place like you doing in a girl like this?" The pig was too intoxicated to notice the irony of his slip.
Kagome swallowed and jumped down from the tree, oddly enough landing firmly on her feet as though the body wanted to stay in one piece and not let her break it. She could hardly restrain her giggle however when the pig hit on her or rather, on Inuyasha. Coming forward with a warm smile, Kagome got down on her knees and smiled softly, her hands idly lying on her lap. "Are you feeling alright, sir?" She asked not noticing her ears twitched cutely.
Pulling the drunk demon pig off of him, Inuyasha went back to sitting on his knees and let Kagome deal with the demon pig. He tried to ignore of how comfortable it felt. It wasn't that the body found it painful or anything, it's that his mind just didn't want him to sit that way. It kept telling Kagome's body to sit and it acted accordingly.
The pig glanced at Inuyasha's old body and latched on to the waist of the female body. "You're with a wolf demon, honey? Why don't you come with me instead?"
Inuyasha struck the demon on his head, and bellowed, "Cut that out, you! Quit molestin' my new body!"
Kagome's head swiped around. "It's not your new body!" She yelled itching to yell at him to sit, but restraining herself. "It's mine!" She said then pulled the demon pig away, offering him shelter. "Don't hit him! Can't you see that he's-" Kagome stopped mid-sentence when she caught a whiff of the Sake and with her now advanced sense of smell... Her eyes began spinning and she wanted to ball over.
"Drunk?" he finished for her. "He's beyond drunk. I know that type of demon. His. . . . ." The pig demon stared up at Inuyasha's face and saw a woman looking through them. He blinked again and the haze of his mind cleared a bit more. "Inuyasha! If it isn't you!" The real Inuyasha leapt up, and grabbed the demon back from Kagome. "I'm the real Inuyasha!" He pointed at the dark pig. "This guy's name is Ryoga. He's got no sense of direction, a heavy drinker, and acts like Miroku around women. Only much worse! All he does his party." He gave the demon a little shake. "So what you are you doing out here in the middle of nowhere?"
Kagome sat back watching the whole scene, trying not to laugh too much. "I'm not sure I know what you mean..." Kagome joked then smiled softly at the confused looking Pig-Demon. "H-Hey! Oy!" Kagome yelled and smacked the pig's hand away from her rump.
"Ah... Inuyasha.. *hiccup* You tease! I know it's really you! Your butt feels nothing like a woman's! Hers on the other hand..." Said the pig sticking his hoofed hand under Kagome's skirt. "OH! Now that is what I call soft skin! And so smooth..." The pig leaned forward to stick his snout under the short skirt.
"INUYASHA!" A startled Kagome screamed.
Chills raced up his spine and he let out a yelp in surprise. He bashed down the demon again. "Stay out of there and answer the damn question!"
Kagome moved over to Inuyasha's side and hid behind her old shoulder. "Don't let him to touch my body." Kagome asked softly, then blinked for a moment ignoring the pig's odd sing-songs in the background. "Why was he able to touch skin? Weren." Kagome stopped and glared at her face over her raven black hair, narrowing her now amber eyes at her old face, seeing through into Inuyasha. "You ARE wearing underwear, right?"
[In the background] "Oh there once was a pig who oinked..."
He scratched the top of his head, right where his ears would have been. "I dunno. Are they things that were kind of triangular shaped, with three holes?"
[In the background] "And he drank as much as he could."
Kagome blinked. He didn't know about underwear? Then what in the- Kagome -Inuyasha's- eyes widened beyond belief growing big and huge and round. "Do you mean to tell me you," She asked gulping her voice, though deep like Inuyasha's sounding somewhat squeaky. "Don't um, wear any?" She asked nervously.
[In the background] "With an oink! And a doink! The wonderful master of the world demon piiiiiiiiggggggggg.."
"It's feudal Japan!" he answered. "What I wear.... down there on my body does not look like that and is certainly not baby blue! What is this underwear in your world? A fashion statement? Is that why your skirt is so short? So that you can show everybody what colour underwear you're wearing?" His cheeks were an embarrassed shade of red. "And why are you thinking about what I'm wearing down there anyway?"
He spotted the pig crawling his way and stamped on the demon's head, flattening him into the dirt. Seeing as how that did nothing and gave the demon a view Kagome would never let him live down, he smashed the bottle of rice wine and the pig erupted into tears.
"My skirt is not short! It's the fashion! Besides I've never heard you complain before! And what are you doing even LOOKING at my underwear?!" Kagome stood back and sighed. Boys, even in women's bodies, will always be boys. "Hey, um, Inuyasha? Where is the fly on these pants?" Kagome asked trying her best not to blush, although not managing quite as well on the whole 'wanting-to-be-6 feet under-feel'.
The pig oinked and cried. Sniffed, and oinked. Oinked and sniffed. "My wine!!!!" He screamed and plunged into another ragged sob of sorrow. "All that sake... Gone!"
"Huh?" He pushed the demon back down again when he began to crawl toward Inuyasha's feet. "Why would I have insects on my clothes? Can't we just leave the topic of underwear and stuff out of this conversation so we can go back to figuring out how to get us back in our old bodies?"
Ryoga suddenly stopped crying. He dried his cheeks with his yellow bandanna, only to have them get wet again when he began to laugh so hard he cried.
Inuyasha's lips pouted as Kagome stared down at the pig in disbelief. "How did we say I use your claws again?" Kagome asked then began dancing around from foot to foot. It was a very nice feel her bare feet squashing the leaves on the ground, but the other feel causing her to dance along wasn't as endearing. "A fly isn't an insect," Kagome explained rubbing at the nape of her, his, head nervously. Her ears twitched around a little too much. "Of course! We need to get back! Of course, but, uh Inuyasha, do you have any strings to loosen your pants?"
Inuyasha picked up the pig-demon, who still laughed, and pointed off to the bushes. "Good thing I'm not as finicky about my body as you are." If she noticed the redness of his cheeks, he could just say it was from the sake on Ryoga's breath. Or something! He pressed Ryoga's into Kagome's clawed hands. "Hold him," he commanded. He then began to undue his fire-rat robes, which was actually a lot less complicated than one would assume, before taking back the little demon. "Does her majesty need anything else?"
Kagome glared at him. "I. Don't. Like. You." She said spreading out each word menacingly and holding the pants up, the fabric fisted in her hand. Kagome actually did need more help she wasn't a boy! How was she suppose to know how a boy goes to the bushes?! And she remembered her mother always yelling at grandpa about his aim... Was she suppose to aim at something? But Kagome wasn't going to ask that. Instead, knowing it would hurt her later but needed this pain for him now... Kagome smacked him.
And then her body accidentally went flying into a tree. Inuyasha saw stars, but he didn't have long to dwell on it before he got pissed off. "Damn it, Kagome! Remember that I'm not a demon anymore, and you are!" Carrying the pig and his nose high, he marched back out of the bushes, holding the pig demon by his bandana. "Okay, Ryoga. What's so funny?"
"Oh... nothing..." Ryoga began. Even without his strength, Kagome's body was still strong enough to choke the demon. "Okay! Okay! I give! I'm laughing because you fell into the cursed hot spring! You! You traded bodies with a pathetic little girl! Though a hot one at that!" Inuyasha smacked him again.
Kagome treaded into the bushes and smacked the pig as well. Still holding her pants up with one hand. "I am not pathetic!" Kagome yelled then leaned close. "Inuyasha, didn't you say you would show me how to use your claws?" Kagome asked checking out her nails/claws in front of the pig's crossed eyes. She still really needed to pee... Why couldn't Inuyasha have peed before falling into the pool? "How do we switch back?" Kagome asked abruptly, very out of character for her, but Inuyasha's bladder was beginning to hurt.
The pig chuckled, and began to chant, repeating the same thing over and over. "When two victims of the spring doth meet, changing back can be quite a feat! They each must find some common ground, truth be told, or one would drown! But honesty for honesty's sake, that alone, the spell can break." And then the intoxicated pig team promptly past out.
Kagome blinked down at the snoring big. "What do you think that means? Eh, Inuyasha?" Kagome asked looking at him.
"Unfortunately, that's thing about riddles. You can never figure them out until it's too late." He paused. "I fucking hate riddles." He then took Kagome's hand. "Come on. Let's get my.. your... our bladder empty before you ruin my clothes."