Malik: Oh god here I am in the torture right in the middle *sits in his
dome shaped diamond thingy*
Marik: mwhahahaha I'll rule the world!
Seto: well not really because Yami stops you *rolls his eyes* Yami always
saves everyone
Otogi: that's just being mean Seto *is punched in the face*
Seto: my name is not Seto its Kaiba!
Otogi: *sporting a black eye* geez sorry Kaiba
Malik: I don't like my Yami
Tala: as you can see I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh and I am well aware this has been done so many times that its not even funny but I thought I'd put it up for fun.
A/N: not much um I'm thinking of changing my name to some other pen name but yeah.maybe Jazz or Malik so uh read all my author notes just in case
Harry Potter and the Duelists of the Past
Prologue
The sun was shinning over head several people went about their daily business but in Egypt one or rather two people were trying to get up and use the resources around but it ended up in a tragedy.
"Oh my god Yami!" Malik sighed in annoyance ever since Battle City his Yami had being coming out a lot and causing major trouble around his sisters house and now he had just broken his sisters lamp the artifact one. Marik grinned and started clicking the lighter waiting for the fire to come out but unknown to him the Hikari had stolen the thing that injected the fire out of it.
Snatching the lighter back he scowled at his Yami's childish behavior why just last week he had not done a single thing while his sister stormed up the stairs saying and yelling that he threw all her clothes downstairs, and through his mind link he remembered Marik laughing so hard. Growling he left the living room and picked up several clothes and tossed them down the stairs hitting Isis in the face with half of them "sorry sis!" and for almost all the afternoon he had to do all the chores cause his Yami was too lazy to do anything.
Soon dinner came around and the two split personalities stampeded down the stairs Marik obviously won since he was more stronger and more athletic than Malik but that didn't stop Malik from grabbing hold of an expensive chandelier and swinging into the living room where they often had there dinner. "HA! I beat you Yami!" he called over his shoulder playfully being picked up and hauled into the living room, where a wise old man was sipping his tea unaware of the two that had entered as he was talking to his sister.
Isis moved her black hair as the old man was it Dumbledore? Kept on talking of a gifted school in England listening with interest she adverted her attention to the two coming to her both to busy to notice of a guest. The more innocent Hikari opened his eyes taking notice of the guest and waved the millennium rod at Marik to go back inside and with a sigh the Yami did what he was told.
"Malik we have a guest please sit down and listen to what he says," she said sharply while the blonde Egyptian boy rolled his eyes and took a seat next to his sister keeping a firm grip on his millennium item. "I see that you are young Malik am I correct?" the wise old man asked with a twinkle that made the boy think about the goody two shoes pharaoh and that was one thing he just couldn't seem to stop hating //Aibou calm down or you'll force me out and you know what happens when that happens// Forcing himself to calm down the Hikari listened while at the same time trying to pass the time with his Yami.
"I have come from a school of wizards with the gift of-" a loud laugh filled the room as Malik began his laughing tirade on less than half the sentence while his sister seemed to throw a disapproving glare knowing he was laughing at something through the mind link between his alter self. /Good one Marik/ still chuckling the lavender wearing T-shirt wearing teenager chuckled waving his hand for the wizard to continue.
"Well yes I'm sure this is funny to you but I come from a school for the magical gifted youngsters that can attend which is called Hogwarts a school for witches and wizards all over the world" something in the mans eyes made Malik listen a bit more in the conversation after all, his sis was also listening although seemingly not completely.
"And I would care for this why?" he asked while his Yami rubbed his chin in the soul room where he was debating if or not it was some kind of prank. "Because you have been accepted into this school of wizardry and witchcraft you will be there for the whole year along with your houses" from then on Malik lost interest as the man blabbed and blabbed about the houses what the sorting was and how he was suppose to act.
/Marik I'm bored/ he said through his mental link while he propped his elbow onto the table with a look of boredom evident on his face //let me out for a while than.// /and let you destroy the whole house? I think not/ Malik scowled at his sister as she sharply elbowed him in the arm to resume his attention. Yes Malik had an attention span of 50.5 seconds or less, his Yami was much worse.
"Therefore here is a letter I hope you will come it starts on the first of September so be prepared and do try to come" Malik blinked several times when the old wizard had vanished into thin air just like that. Still stunned he looked at an envelope and grabbed it off the table then walked away to his room his hunger forgotten in the midst of it all. Separating the shorter one almost fell forward but was caught by Marik who plucked the letter from his Hikari's hands.
"Let's see." he began while Malik burned crimson as his Yami carried him around to his room down the hall "says you have been accepted to a school of magic and that you need a list of supplies" Malik was also very aware at what he was needing right now as he could see the paper right now as well if he wandered into his Yami's soul room.
"So we will go to this school I know the pharaoh would never try to prank us" although Marik said that sentence without despisment in it, he knew the pharaoh wouldn't become best friends with him soon either. Stifling a laugh he poked his Yami in the side causing the much older spirit to jump in surprise dropping the Hikari to the ground. Malik rolled around laughing as his Yami glared a bit before the spirit smirked tackling the younger boy and started to tickle him causing him to laugh harder.
Downstairs Isis smiled a wide smile as the sound of loud laughing filled her ears causing a swell of pride for the spirit of the millennium rod "it seems my brother has a guardian other than me after all". ----------
The creator of Duel Dice monsters sat in his chair deep in thought as he shot his dice, about a handful of dice he never used, across his room trying to hit a bulls eye on a dartboard. Closing one eye he flicked the dice just as the sound of a door slammed shut surprised the dice hit a lamp causing it to teeter over the edge of his desk. With a quick reflex he flicked another one to keep it back on the desk, the effort to move was too much.
Making himself comfortable he blinked as his eyes focused on the wall and the image of Yugi appeared on it reminding him of his past faults, the humiliation and the price he made to make it up. In doing so he learned a lot from his newfound friends as he joined in the Battle City group experiencing the most intense duels ever played.
The black haired boy rolled the dice onto the floor, his way of playing games was chance and lady luck nothing more and nothing less. Some people however never thought of it as that and tried to use skill, which was never in the dice as it was all chance. He took inhaled and exhaled longingly the adventure had been cut so short once the finals ended and everyone returned to normal, to regular duels and school, but his cravings of fun hadn't diminished he was even thinking about gambling.
The door of his room opened and a man in an almost identical style of clothing entered although old as he was he was still cool to many. His father seemed to like the color green like Otogi liked red and did a design, which Otogi had copied for the sake of loving it, and now he stood proudly looking over his son. "So what have you being up to?" Otogi rolled his eyes ever since he had made up the game people started to buy it and his dad Takumo started to go on trips throughout the world leaving him home most of the time.
But somehow he could tell that this was different since his father had something in his hand that he couldn't start to comprehend "I brought a present for you a man wearing a white turban said that I should give it to someone I know best" unfolding his hand slowly the lazy teenager sat up a bit interested in what it could be.
"So I'm giving it to you" his father dropped the golden square into Otogi's hand and walked back down the stairs leaving a confused teen to poke at it. On a first glance it looked like any other dice people saw only slightly bigger but still a good shape to wear as an earring but this one, upon closer look Otogi studied the marking on it. Was it just him or did the marking look a lot like that symbol on all the other millennium items? Shrugging he slowly unhooked his dice earring and put on the newly given one.
Once he made sure it was on right he tapped it a few times, nothing wrong with it, shrugging he realized he was paranoid about the marking which was on every other millennium item, and now he tried to relax. Or did until a hand placed itself on his shoulder re-opening his eyes the dice boy glanced at the intruder and gasped outwardly there in front of him was a almost double version of him in the same clothes only bulkier, and the hair was not flat it was more spikier and the eyes were cold and hard but showed some kind of compassion.
Frozen in shock he moved his mouth to speak but no words seem to come out ((what are you that shocked about seeing me?)) Otogi jumped a foot in the air looking back and forth as the voice seemed to come from every where but his eyes focused on the taller person in front of him that had his hands on his hips looking highly insulted. ((Don't you know me?)) The spirit approached the teenager who had fallen off the chair and backed away until he was against the wall. A sound of the door opening alerted the spirit who vanished back into the millennium item.
Shaking Otogi stared at his father who was holding an envelope with the letter H on it and his name, slowly getting up he took the letter following his dad so the thing in the dice wouldn't come out again. ----------
Ryou pinched his nose to stop the blood that was gushing out; his Yami had scared him so badly that he got a nosebleed the sound of the insane laughter caused the Hikari to frown a bit. The abuse he received from his Yami not to long ago have stopped after Battle city when the spirit had realized he needed a body and a Hikari to boot.
Thanking Yami he had now a sort of harmful yet insane spirit living inside his millennium ring that did what it pleased to do and now it was pleased at the TV showing a nature movie with blood and gore and animals eating flesh. Shuddering at the horror image that came to mind he unbuttoned his shirt and took it off as some of the blood had somehow gotten onto his clothes. Picking up the same attire he wore in duelist kingdom he smiled sadly as he tipped his nose back for a bit longer to make sure it was done bleeding.
{(HIKARI!}} The loud voice through the mental link erupted into his skull and he winced while it continued ordering him to cook something since the thief couldn't do squat about cooking. He had learned the hard way when Bakura decided that he was going to make waffles (wafflies in Bakura's words) and nearly somehow managed to blow up the whole kitchen. But due to his father being an archeologist with a lot of money he had gotten the things he needed to replace the furniture that was on fire and the kitchen that was destroyed.
Chuckling he made his way to the kitchen turning his head a bit to the TV that showed a lion ripping up flesh and his Yami seemed to enjoy it immensely as he started cackling, scared now he quickly went into the kitchen hoping the TV wasn't a bad influence on his Yami. Slowly though Ryou became aware that his Yami was spending a bit to much time staring at the TV even he didn't stare at it almost ten hours straight then again Bakura was a spirit and he was a human. Sighing he planted the plate onto Bakura's lap while placing the syrup (brown sticky stuff as Bakura called it) onto the table.
A Loud clang announced the plate was on the table turning around he looked at his Yami that was slowly regaining some of his insanity back and pounced at him taking the two to the floor. From there he took out two knives and grinning madly started to poke Ryou with them. Only thing was it was plastic since Ryou made sure every single knife in the house was replaced since it brought back to many bad memories of before Battle City.
But still the plastic one were softer on the skin but they tickled and that was another torture thing his Yami did just for the sake of hearing his Hikari laugh. Bakura's ears perked up as the mail came and removing himself from the dazed teenager known as his Hikari he bent down and grabbed the mail oddly though there was only one today. Wandering back into the room where Ryou sat he opened it normal way (rip it with a knife) even with plastic he could still use it like a regular one.
A few contents spilled out onto the ground first was an old piece of parchment, next was a list of some sort, and a ticket for some school. Thoroughly confused the 5000 year old spirit picked up one of them reading the letter. Ryou was curious but when his Yami just started laughing for no good reason it started to scare him like the TV his Yami was *laughing* normally "gosh that pharaoh really has the most stupidest pranks ever I mean come on a school for strictly magic? Not likely" Bakura threw the envelope behind him and still laughing he went to pick up his plate and ate knowing that he didn't need to. But it was fun to act like a mortal. ----------
Seto threw the pieces of paper he had just been looking at, at the man before him "get out you're FIRED!" the business man had flown from the room and out the door in no time at all leaving the multi-billionaire alone in his office. The teenager sighed as he leaned against his chair glaring at the wall while letting his thoughts wander.
His thoughts however were cut short as the phone rang loudly and picking it up he barked a nice hello "WHAT DO YOU WANT!" the person on the other end flinched from the outburst while grinning all the same "it's me big brother!" the younger Kaiba yelled right back into the phone causing Seto to wince and move the phone a bit away from his ear. "What do you want Mokuba I'm a bit busy at the moment" that was the truth he had papers scattered everywhere all of his work was in total pieces as he tried to sort them, he was getting there though rather slowly.
While balancing the phone he went around picking up papers and shuffling them neatly while half listening to his brother on the other end "big brother we have to go to this shop today its having a blow out sale it has lots of Egyptian-" the elder Kaiba growled something he had seen enough of Egyptian crap and fairytales to last him two life times "no Mokuba I will not go to some stupid store".
"Please Seto?" the younger Kaiba begged while Seto sighed "it's the only time we get to spend time together please Seto just this once" the pleading voice of his brother made Seto stop and think sure he never did spend time with his brother and he did have *a lot* of work but what was more important to him? The Egyptian things that he found surrounded with during the Battle City tournament seemed to scare him more than anything especially the experience with the eye in duelist kingdom and yet he still fared in the other tournament.
He would never believe his past about being some high priest it was absurd just a fairytale "big brother?" a cautious whisper brought the teen back to where he was, talking on a phone "okay fine you win but I have only an hour to spare come here and make sure you have combed your hair, brushed you teeth." after the long list that followed Seto's instruction the younger Kaiba hung and did what he was told before heading to the Kaiba cooperation.
Soon Seto was at the entrance in his battle city outfit and for some odd reason he just couldn't put the effort into taking it off it was one of his favorite trench coats that he wore so far his other one was being designed already to fit white, black, and blue together smirking he scanned the area for his brother. "SETO, SETO!" at the call of his name he smiled and walked slowly over to his hyperactive brother who was now jumping up and down continuously.
"Mokuba don't make me go back," he threatened while his brother down right ignored and took his hand dragging the elder Kaiba away from the building toward where the shop was. It took a long walk but he did get some stares from many people who recognized him, and throwing glares at those people he let his little brother lead him along to wherever the store was.
"This is it big brother!" Seto blinked at the store before him it was quite small the paint of the building was becoming to chip off, not to mention the amount of crap that was all over it. With a disgusted look he opened the door and wandered inside. His eyes widened everything was Egyptian and like the god card he could read every single word of it like he could with several other languages, but this was his second time exposed to some stupid hieroglyphics.
Instantly the younger Kaiba came back with a cool looking spear with some words on it 'what the.' Seto took the spear and looked it over trying to clarify it to really say the word that was written on it "Mokuba" he said a bit mad and thrusted it back into the young sibling "it says 'shit' all over it." Mokuba looked at it then to his brother "big brother this is ancient Egyptian it's a language 5000 years ago maybe even longer how do you know?" Seto gave Mokuba fare warning about even speaking his glare did the rest.
Although the small outburst or mild caused some people to look at Kaiba a bit oddly but ignoring them Seto tried to fit in and picked up several objects most had good meanings some bad until he crossed paths with a very nice necklace. The necklace was really long and at the end it had a miniature gold dragon on it though if he looked closely it had an eye.
The eye however looked very familiar it was what Yugi had called it to be what? The eye of ..Ra? Shaking his head he picked it up and stared at it ignoring his brother for a second and traced his finger all around it. Unlike other objects this one had no words or inscriptions on it, it just seemed so.bland. Exhaling sharply he looked at his brother who was holding an adorable plushy of the Blue Eyes White Dragon and had the cutest eyes ever on his face, meaning he really wanted it super badly.
He took the necklace and the stupid plushy and put it on the counter "tan ji ko es honaja" (A/N: just made up okay? Okay sorry.) Mokuba and the man at the counter blinked at Seto as he frowned and looked at them weirdly "are you deaf and can't understand me?" he asked sharply pointing to the two items. "I said in proper English that I wanted the plushy and the necklace" still feeling a bit stupid with all the stares he had hoped the man new English or German perhaps he accidentally said something in French? Or maybe he didn't make himself clear enough.
Whatever the language was it had even Mokuba a bit scared even though he had taught the young kid to learn every language, taking the plushy and the stupid necklace he stormed out of the store glancing at Mokuba who was still gawking at him. "Mokuba what is it?" he asked as hey turned a street corner "you spoke a different language one you didn't teach me of" Seto rolled his eyes and rushed to the cooperation with Mokuba at his heels.
Ignoring his brother he handed him the plushy and tried to put on the necklace as he walked but he had to slow down to get it on right.
Finally after several tries he finally managed to get it on and with a snap he successfully put it on only he wasn't looking at streets or anything he was now in a room all covered in Egyptian fairytale crap.
Trying to figure out what the hell just happened he went to the odd door and turned the knob only it was locked.
Outside the newfound Yami was in awe and went to every single little thing inspecting things in a very un-Seto way saying how fabulous the age was.
Seth was back from Egypt.
A/N: um I know this IS over done but I like it so much that I made one of my own I hope you review it.and uh expect chapters some time I'm going to go and work on my moonlight walk and see if I can get the future chapters to be better.
Tala: as you can see I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh and I am well aware this has been done so many times that its not even funny but I thought I'd put it up for fun.
A/N: not much um I'm thinking of changing my name to some other pen name but yeah.maybe Jazz or Malik so uh read all my author notes just in case
Harry Potter and the Duelists of the Past
Prologue
The sun was shinning over head several people went about their daily business but in Egypt one or rather two people were trying to get up and use the resources around but it ended up in a tragedy.
"Oh my god Yami!" Malik sighed in annoyance ever since Battle City his Yami had being coming out a lot and causing major trouble around his sisters house and now he had just broken his sisters lamp the artifact one. Marik grinned and started clicking the lighter waiting for the fire to come out but unknown to him the Hikari had stolen the thing that injected the fire out of it.
Snatching the lighter back he scowled at his Yami's childish behavior why just last week he had not done a single thing while his sister stormed up the stairs saying and yelling that he threw all her clothes downstairs, and through his mind link he remembered Marik laughing so hard. Growling he left the living room and picked up several clothes and tossed them down the stairs hitting Isis in the face with half of them "sorry sis!" and for almost all the afternoon he had to do all the chores cause his Yami was too lazy to do anything.
Soon dinner came around and the two split personalities stampeded down the stairs Marik obviously won since he was more stronger and more athletic than Malik but that didn't stop Malik from grabbing hold of an expensive chandelier and swinging into the living room where they often had there dinner. "HA! I beat you Yami!" he called over his shoulder playfully being picked up and hauled into the living room, where a wise old man was sipping his tea unaware of the two that had entered as he was talking to his sister.
Isis moved her black hair as the old man was it Dumbledore? Kept on talking of a gifted school in England listening with interest she adverted her attention to the two coming to her both to busy to notice of a guest. The more innocent Hikari opened his eyes taking notice of the guest and waved the millennium rod at Marik to go back inside and with a sigh the Yami did what he was told.
"Malik we have a guest please sit down and listen to what he says," she said sharply while the blonde Egyptian boy rolled his eyes and took a seat next to his sister keeping a firm grip on his millennium item. "I see that you are young Malik am I correct?" the wise old man asked with a twinkle that made the boy think about the goody two shoes pharaoh and that was one thing he just couldn't seem to stop hating //Aibou calm down or you'll force me out and you know what happens when that happens// Forcing himself to calm down the Hikari listened while at the same time trying to pass the time with his Yami.
"I have come from a school of wizards with the gift of-" a loud laugh filled the room as Malik began his laughing tirade on less than half the sentence while his sister seemed to throw a disapproving glare knowing he was laughing at something through the mind link between his alter self. /Good one Marik/ still chuckling the lavender wearing T-shirt wearing teenager chuckled waving his hand for the wizard to continue.
"Well yes I'm sure this is funny to you but I come from a school for the magical gifted youngsters that can attend which is called Hogwarts a school for witches and wizards all over the world" something in the mans eyes made Malik listen a bit more in the conversation after all, his sis was also listening although seemingly not completely.
"And I would care for this why?" he asked while his Yami rubbed his chin in the soul room where he was debating if or not it was some kind of prank. "Because you have been accepted into this school of wizardry and witchcraft you will be there for the whole year along with your houses" from then on Malik lost interest as the man blabbed and blabbed about the houses what the sorting was and how he was suppose to act.
/Marik I'm bored/ he said through his mental link while he propped his elbow onto the table with a look of boredom evident on his face //let me out for a while than.// /and let you destroy the whole house? I think not/ Malik scowled at his sister as she sharply elbowed him in the arm to resume his attention. Yes Malik had an attention span of 50.5 seconds or less, his Yami was much worse.
"Therefore here is a letter I hope you will come it starts on the first of September so be prepared and do try to come" Malik blinked several times when the old wizard had vanished into thin air just like that. Still stunned he looked at an envelope and grabbed it off the table then walked away to his room his hunger forgotten in the midst of it all. Separating the shorter one almost fell forward but was caught by Marik who plucked the letter from his Hikari's hands.
"Let's see." he began while Malik burned crimson as his Yami carried him around to his room down the hall "says you have been accepted to a school of magic and that you need a list of supplies" Malik was also very aware at what he was needing right now as he could see the paper right now as well if he wandered into his Yami's soul room.
"So we will go to this school I know the pharaoh would never try to prank us" although Marik said that sentence without despisment in it, he knew the pharaoh wouldn't become best friends with him soon either. Stifling a laugh he poked his Yami in the side causing the much older spirit to jump in surprise dropping the Hikari to the ground. Malik rolled around laughing as his Yami glared a bit before the spirit smirked tackling the younger boy and started to tickle him causing him to laugh harder.
Downstairs Isis smiled a wide smile as the sound of loud laughing filled her ears causing a swell of pride for the spirit of the millennium rod "it seems my brother has a guardian other than me after all". ----------
The creator of Duel Dice monsters sat in his chair deep in thought as he shot his dice, about a handful of dice he never used, across his room trying to hit a bulls eye on a dartboard. Closing one eye he flicked the dice just as the sound of a door slammed shut surprised the dice hit a lamp causing it to teeter over the edge of his desk. With a quick reflex he flicked another one to keep it back on the desk, the effort to move was too much.
Making himself comfortable he blinked as his eyes focused on the wall and the image of Yugi appeared on it reminding him of his past faults, the humiliation and the price he made to make it up. In doing so he learned a lot from his newfound friends as he joined in the Battle City group experiencing the most intense duels ever played.
The black haired boy rolled the dice onto the floor, his way of playing games was chance and lady luck nothing more and nothing less. Some people however never thought of it as that and tried to use skill, which was never in the dice as it was all chance. He took inhaled and exhaled longingly the adventure had been cut so short once the finals ended and everyone returned to normal, to regular duels and school, but his cravings of fun hadn't diminished he was even thinking about gambling.
The door of his room opened and a man in an almost identical style of clothing entered although old as he was he was still cool to many. His father seemed to like the color green like Otogi liked red and did a design, which Otogi had copied for the sake of loving it, and now he stood proudly looking over his son. "So what have you being up to?" Otogi rolled his eyes ever since he had made up the game people started to buy it and his dad Takumo started to go on trips throughout the world leaving him home most of the time.
But somehow he could tell that this was different since his father had something in his hand that he couldn't start to comprehend "I brought a present for you a man wearing a white turban said that I should give it to someone I know best" unfolding his hand slowly the lazy teenager sat up a bit interested in what it could be.
"So I'm giving it to you" his father dropped the golden square into Otogi's hand and walked back down the stairs leaving a confused teen to poke at it. On a first glance it looked like any other dice people saw only slightly bigger but still a good shape to wear as an earring but this one, upon closer look Otogi studied the marking on it. Was it just him or did the marking look a lot like that symbol on all the other millennium items? Shrugging he slowly unhooked his dice earring and put on the newly given one.
Once he made sure it was on right he tapped it a few times, nothing wrong with it, shrugging he realized he was paranoid about the marking which was on every other millennium item, and now he tried to relax. Or did until a hand placed itself on his shoulder re-opening his eyes the dice boy glanced at the intruder and gasped outwardly there in front of him was a almost double version of him in the same clothes only bulkier, and the hair was not flat it was more spikier and the eyes were cold and hard but showed some kind of compassion.
Frozen in shock he moved his mouth to speak but no words seem to come out ((what are you that shocked about seeing me?)) Otogi jumped a foot in the air looking back and forth as the voice seemed to come from every where but his eyes focused on the taller person in front of him that had his hands on his hips looking highly insulted. ((Don't you know me?)) The spirit approached the teenager who had fallen off the chair and backed away until he was against the wall. A sound of the door opening alerted the spirit who vanished back into the millennium item.
Shaking Otogi stared at his father who was holding an envelope with the letter H on it and his name, slowly getting up he took the letter following his dad so the thing in the dice wouldn't come out again. ----------
Ryou pinched his nose to stop the blood that was gushing out; his Yami had scared him so badly that he got a nosebleed the sound of the insane laughter caused the Hikari to frown a bit. The abuse he received from his Yami not to long ago have stopped after Battle city when the spirit had realized he needed a body and a Hikari to boot.
Thanking Yami he had now a sort of harmful yet insane spirit living inside his millennium ring that did what it pleased to do and now it was pleased at the TV showing a nature movie with blood and gore and animals eating flesh. Shuddering at the horror image that came to mind he unbuttoned his shirt and took it off as some of the blood had somehow gotten onto his clothes. Picking up the same attire he wore in duelist kingdom he smiled sadly as he tipped his nose back for a bit longer to make sure it was done bleeding.
{(HIKARI!}} The loud voice through the mental link erupted into his skull and he winced while it continued ordering him to cook something since the thief couldn't do squat about cooking. He had learned the hard way when Bakura decided that he was going to make waffles (wafflies in Bakura's words) and nearly somehow managed to blow up the whole kitchen. But due to his father being an archeologist with a lot of money he had gotten the things he needed to replace the furniture that was on fire and the kitchen that was destroyed.
Chuckling he made his way to the kitchen turning his head a bit to the TV that showed a lion ripping up flesh and his Yami seemed to enjoy it immensely as he started cackling, scared now he quickly went into the kitchen hoping the TV wasn't a bad influence on his Yami. Slowly though Ryou became aware that his Yami was spending a bit to much time staring at the TV even he didn't stare at it almost ten hours straight then again Bakura was a spirit and he was a human. Sighing he planted the plate onto Bakura's lap while placing the syrup (brown sticky stuff as Bakura called it) onto the table.
A Loud clang announced the plate was on the table turning around he looked at his Yami that was slowly regaining some of his insanity back and pounced at him taking the two to the floor. From there he took out two knives and grinning madly started to poke Ryou with them. Only thing was it was plastic since Ryou made sure every single knife in the house was replaced since it brought back to many bad memories of before Battle City.
But still the plastic one were softer on the skin but they tickled and that was another torture thing his Yami did just for the sake of hearing his Hikari laugh. Bakura's ears perked up as the mail came and removing himself from the dazed teenager known as his Hikari he bent down and grabbed the mail oddly though there was only one today. Wandering back into the room where Ryou sat he opened it normal way (rip it with a knife) even with plastic he could still use it like a regular one.
A few contents spilled out onto the ground first was an old piece of parchment, next was a list of some sort, and a ticket for some school. Thoroughly confused the 5000 year old spirit picked up one of them reading the letter. Ryou was curious but when his Yami just started laughing for no good reason it started to scare him like the TV his Yami was *laughing* normally "gosh that pharaoh really has the most stupidest pranks ever I mean come on a school for strictly magic? Not likely" Bakura threw the envelope behind him and still laughing he went to pick up his plate and ate knowing that he didn't need to. But it was fun to act like a mortal. ----------
Seto threw the pieces of paper he had just been looking at, at the man before him "get out you're FIRED!" the business man had flown from the room and out the door in no time at all leaving the multi-billionaire alone in his office. The teenager sighed as he leaned against his chair glaring at the wall while letting his thoughts wander.
His thoughts however were cut short as the phone rang loudly and picking it up he barked a nice hello "WHAT DO YOU WANT!" the person on the other end flinched from the outburst while grinning all the same "it's me big brother!" the younger Kaiba yelled right back into the phone causing Seto to wince and move the phone a bit away from his ear. "What do you want Mokuba I'm a bit busy at the moment" that was the truth he had papers scattered everywhere all of his work was in total pieces as he tried to sort them, he was getting there though rather slowly.
While balancing the phone he went around picking up papers and shuffling them neatly while half listening to his brother on the other end "big brother we have to go to this shop today its having a blow out sale it has lots of Egyptian-" the elder Kaiba growled something he had seen enough of Egyptian crap and fairytales to last him two life times "no Mokuba I will not go to some stupid store".
"Please Seto?" the younger Kaiba begged while Seto sighed "it's the only time we get to spend time together please Seto just this once" the pleading voice of his brother made Seto stop and think sure he never did spend time with his brother and he did have *a lot* of work but what was more important to him? The Egyptian things that he found surrounded with during the Battle City tournament seemed to scare him more than anything especially the experience with the eye in duelist kingdom and yet he still fared in the other tournament.
He would never believe his past about being some high priest it was absurd just a fairytale "big brother?" a cautious whisper brought the teen back to where he was, talking on a phone "okay fine you win but I have only an hour to spare come here and make sure you have combed your hair, brushed you teeth." after the long list that followed Seto's instruction the younger Kaiba hung and did what he was told before heading to the Kaiba cooperation.
Soon Seto was at the entrance in his battle city outfit and for some odd reason he just couldn't put the effort into taking it off it was one of his favorite trench coats that he wore so far his other one was being designed already to fit white, black, and blue together smirking he scanned the area for his brother. "SETO, SETO!" at the call of his name he smiled and walked slowly over to his hyperactive brother who was now jumping up and down continuously.
"Mokuba don't make me go back," he threatened while his brother down right ignored and took his hand dragging the elder Kaiba away from the building toward where the shop was. It took a long walk but he did get some stares from many people who recognized him, and throwing glares at those people he let his little brother lead him along to wherever the store was.
"This is it big brother!" Seto blinked at the store before him it was quite small the paint of the building was becoming to chip off, not to mention the amount of crap that was all over it. With a disgusted look he opened the door and wandered inside. His eyes widened everything was Egyptian and like the god card he could read every single word of it like he could with several other languages, but this was his second time exposed to some stupid hieroglyphics.
Instantly the younger Kaiba came back with a cool looking spear with some words on it 'what the.' Seto took the spear and looked it over trying to clarify it to really say the word that was written on it "Mokuba" he said a bit mad and thrusted it back into the young sibling "it says 'shit' all over it." Mokuba looked at it then to his brother "big brother this is ancient Egyptian it's a language 5000 years ago maybe even longer how do you know?" Seto gave Mokuba fare warning about even speaking his glare did the rest.
Although the small outburst or mild caused some people to look at Kaiba a bit oddly but ignoring them Seto tried to fit in and picked up several objects most had good meanings some bad until he crossed paths with a very nice necklace. The necklace was really long and at the end it had a miniature gold dragon on it though if he looked closely it had an eye.
The eye however looked very familiar it was what Yugi had called it to be what? The eye of ..Ra? Shaking his head he picked it up and stared at it ignoring his brother for a second and traced his finger all around it. Unlike other objects this one had no words or inscriptions on it, it just seemed so.bland. Exhaling sharply he looked at his brother who was holding an adorable plushy of the Blue Eyes White Dragon and had the cutest eyes ever on his face, meaning he really wanted it super badly.
He took the necklace and the stupid plushy and put it on the counter "tan ji ko es honaja" (A/N: just made up okay? Okay sorry.) Mokuba and the man at the counter blinked at Seto as he frowned and looked at them weirdly "are you deaf and can't understand me?" he asked sharply pointing to the two items. "I said in proper English that I wanted the plushy and the necklace" still feeling a bit stupid with all the stares he had hoped the man new English or German perhaps he accidentally said something in French? Or maybe he didn't make himself clear enough.
Whatever the language was it had even Mokuba a bit scared even though he had taught the young kid to learn every language, taking the plushy and the stupid necklace he stormed out of the store glancing at Mokuba who was still gawking at him. "Mokuba what is it?" he asked as hey turned a street corner "you spoke a different language one you didn't teach me of" Seto rolled his eyes and rushed to the cooperation with Mokuba at his heels.
Ignoring his brother he handed him the plushy and tried to put on the necklace as he walked but he had to slow down to get it on right.
Finally after several tries he finally managed to get it on and with a snap he successfully put it on only he wasn't looking at streets or anything he was now in a room all covered in Egyptian fairytale crap.
Trying to figure out what the hell just happened he went to the odd door and turned the knob only it was locked.
Outside the newfound Yami was in awe and went to every single little thing inspecting things in a very un-Seto way saying how fabulous the age was.
Seth was back from Egypt.
A/N: um I know this IS over done but I like it so much that I made one of my own I hope you review it.and uh expect chapters some time I'm going to go and work on my moonlight walk and see if I can get the future chapters to be better.