(As usual I don't own G-gundam but I do own the two confused women.)

Three's Company

Serina: "Ok I'm confused Chibodee hasn't come home all night."

"I know he should be happy we're going away, allowing him to spend a lot of time with Allenby."

Chibodee: "It's, complicated girls really, it's hard to explain how I feel."

Serina: "You look sleepy Chibodee, but how complicated, can it be to just let us go to Africa."

Chibodee: *tears welding up* "PLEASE DON'T SAY GOOD-BYE!"

"Ok this isn't normal Chibodee behavior, maybe you should go to sleep."

Chibodee: *yawning* "Ok I will."

"Uh ok this isn't normal, and he's sleeping on me."

Serina: "SHH! Becky just let him for now he's had a hard night."

"Ok I guess I can for now, but his hands better not be feeling my breasts."

Serina: "Oh boy this usually means something drastic is heading our way."

"There will be really romantic scenes not really rated R stuff but a little close to it."

Serina: "Ok now that the warning is out on with the chapter."

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Chapter 9

Uh Chibodee are you ok?

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Serina is asleep on the couch, and I got the hard and cold floor. We both were really worried about Chibodee, we noticed he wasn't acting like his arrogant self. My poor back had been knotted up to no ends but that was a sacrifice I was willing to take.

Serina woke up and it was 4:00 A.M. we haven't heard the door open, or anything, she wakes me up by stepping on my stomach. I groan in pain and sat up with my eyes extremely red. I ask "Couldn't sleep any longer huh?"

She sighs while replying "No I couldn't Becky, and I'm sorry for stepping on you."

We heard the door start to open and he walked through the door, we both grabbed him, and oddly enough we hugged him.

He raises his eye brow in pleasure, we both then shout questions like WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? And DO YOU KNOW HOW LATE IT IS?

He couldn't help, but smirk despite how tired he was, and he asks "Oh worried were you girls?"

I smack him lightly while saying "DUH BONEHEAD GEES WE AREN'T HEARTLESS YOU KNOW!"

He laughs a little while saying "Oh you're a charmer Rebecca really."

I roll my eyes and yawn, my eye lids were so heavy I could fall asleep, sitting up. Chibodee smiled while saying "Gee you both look exhausted why don't you two go to sleep."

We both nod and go upstairs, staggering to our rooms as our eyes grew more anxious to close. We plummet to our beds and we didn't make a sound after we made it to our beds. My back was killing me but I suck it up and slept with a backache. Chibodee was asleep on the couch with his coat on still and his hair was a wreck.

A few hours later Chibodee woke up and the sun was finally up. It wasn't as dark and gloomy as earlier, he stretches and looks in a mirror, in a near by room. He sighs knowing he needed to shower and fix his hair before we woke up. So he hauled his lazy self up stairs and went to take a shower, unfortunately I woke up a minuet later having to go to the bathroom. I knocked and no one said anything so I entered thinking everything was clear. I did my business, but before I flush I see someone in the shower. I knew in an instant it had to be Chibodee, because Serina was still asleep.

He turns off the shower and walks out completely naked, and I didn't pull my pants up yet. So we just stood there staring at each other, I felt my cheeks get hot and red. Immediately after I say "Oh I'm so sorry Chibodee."

I flushed and quickly pulled my pants up, litterly bolting out of the bathroom. I mutter 'Nice going Rebecca you just intruded in his bathroom, and he was standing in front of you naked.'

Serina yawns and just walks into the bathroom, not knocking or anything. She too got the whole view of Chibodee, and five seconds later she was exactly like me embarrassed to no ends.

I sigh in dread while asking "Don't tell me you had a free sample of Chibodee in his birthday suit too right?"

Serina nods and I sigh as both of our cheeks were still red and hot. We both were afraid Chibodee would yell at us for intruding.

I was trying to cool down my cheeks and Chibodee waltzes down with his clothes on thank goodness. He was laughing and had his trade mark smirk on his face, he had a playful streak now.

Serina saw him and braced herself for yelling and cussing, I did the same. He smacks us both on the butt and asks "So you, two had to see me naked eh?"

I blush some more while saying "Well mine was an accident really, and I'm certain Serina's was the same."

Serina nods while saying "We both didn't mean to intrude on you."

Chibodee's smirk was painfully obvious when he says "Yeah likely excuse, but don't lie you two enjoyed it didn't ya?"

I snapped by shouting "I MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT YOU RUFFIAN!"

Serina sighs while saying "I did enjoy it a little but at the same time it was wrong of me to be in there."

I sigh in aggravation while saying "Well at least we won't intrude on you if. . ."Chibodee stops me by French kissing me, trust me it was enjoyable but still wrong.

Serina was a little envious but she knew why he did that, there was no real emotion behind it. He only did that to get me to stop saying we'd go to Africa. He, finally let's me go, I smack asking "What on earth was that for Crocket?"

He smirks while saying "I aint going to let you two go."

Serina starts by asking "What if we want to go to . . ." He stops her there by the same way he stopped me.

After he let's, her lips go he glares while saying "I have spoken neither one of you are leaving is that clear?"

We both nod and at the same time ask "Are you ok Chibodee?"

Chibodee smirks while saying "Oh I'm peachy, so which one of you two wants to messuage my muscles?"

We both point at each other, I ask "What? You're the one that is madly in love with him. You do it."

She retorts "But he flirts with you more than me."

I ask "What does that have to do with this?"

Chibodee laughs out loud while saying "Now girls no need to fight over me, and I'll just flip a coin. Heads Rebecca has to do it, and tails Serina."

He flips it and the sneaky rat had a two-headed coin, so it would land on heads all the time. When he flipped it as expected it landed on heads, and he smirks to himself.

He said "Oh Rebecca you have to messuage me."

I sighed and got some lotion on my hands but before I did I picked up the coin and said "Next flip Chibodee you have to use a regular coin."

He smirks while saying "Oh you caught me again my dear partner, ok I will I promise."

I rolled my eyes and massaged him, as his royal pain in the neck wanted. Something told me this would get more romantic as we went along, I think it was the knot in my stomach.

Serina was secretly sneaking to the phone, and Chibodee seductively calls "Serina Darling."

Serina cringes while whining "So close yet so far." She walks back to him while asking "Yes Chibodee dearest?"

Chibodee smirks while asking "Oh could you strip dance?"

Serina and I both raised our eye brows on that request, yes, we both had to strip dance at one point. After that experience we vowed never to do that again.

Serina was hesitant while saying "Uh-well I don't know."

Chibodee gave her the famous puppy eyes, which would persuade the most stubborn of women. He sweetly says "Please?" Serina gulped while saying "Ok but can you give me a minuet?"

Chibodee nods and she walks over to me while whispering "Try to get to the phone and dial the number." During our conversation the sneaky rat took our paper with the number on it and burned it.

Serina sighs and entertains while stripping everything she had on for him. After she did, she asked "Do I have to stay naked?"

Chibodee smirks and nods while saying "Oh yeah Serina."

Meanwhile, I was acting like my sneaky self, and found myself at the phone. I look around for the number, but to my unfortunate surprise it wasn't anywhere in sight. "Dang where's the number it was too many numbers to remember by memory." My heart pounded, I knew Chibodee would yell for me again, so I look around fiercely. I was really frustrated, I felt around my pocket and it wasn't in there, this was one opportunity Serina and I didn't want to miss. Even though we love Chibodee like family this is what we've been working for.

Alas the moment came that I dreaded the most was the sound of Chibodee's voice calling "Rebecca sweety." I wince knowing he'd have something stupid planned, I had hopes that Serina could find the number when he needed me to do something.

I reply "Yes Chibodee darling." While I walk in looking a little heart broken, and I saw him pinning Serina, down. My heart jumped straight to my thoart, for some reason my fears flooded back all over me. I couldn't speak and Serina looks at me while saying "Uh Becky can you help me out here?"

I snap out of it, and walk over to Serina I notice she wasn't wearing any cloths. Despite her constant fantasizing about Chibodee, I really think this took her by surprise entirely I know it did me. I untie Serina looks at me and whispers "Rebecca . . . run."

I knew she was serious and ran, to hide from the insane Chibodee Crockett. He smirks while saying "Oh so you warned your sister huh? She can run but she can't hide hehe."

He calls "Ready or not my darling here I come."

Those words sent chills down my spine I knew I'd have to use ever ounce of sneakiness I got. It wasn't going to be easy dodging the ladies' man of the century, because a lot of people calm he smell a woman miles away. In many cases he has proven that, both Serina and I are aware of Chibodee's keen sense to women. My main mission was to distract Chibodee so Serina could get her clothes back on. I hear him getting closer to me, by the second I often had to switch places. He'd often say "I'm going to find you, your scent gives you away every time."

He sniffs for a few minuets and every time he'd be a few inches away from me. It was getting close, but what I didn't know at the time He tied her to the bed, hogged tied. I was thinking 'I hope to god this will work, unfortunately he'll catch me sooner or later.' "Oh crap, and I better get moving."

Chibodee smirks while saying "Oh no you don't you sneaky rat."

He caught my ankle and pulled me out by my foot and holding me upside down like a fresh caught salmon. He smiles at the expression, on my face, I thought 'At least Serina has gotten her clothes on by now.' Chibodee instinctively knew what I was thinking, he thought 'Oh the truth will be revealed, she may be good, but she isn't good enough to escape me hehehe.'

Chibodee and I enter the room and there I saw my efforts ended in vain. My dear sister was hog tied to the bed by this twisted, expert in romance and smooth moves. I knew this wasn't good, and I read the expression on his face as a sign for both of us being in trouble at the same time. I wasn't entirely sure what he was thinking, but I knew it be really sick in some way.

Chibodee smirks while saying "Well I have you both now, and you probably have noticed you can't find the paper with the number on it."

I finished for him while saying "You burnt them just so we wouldn't call. CHIBODEE YOU YANKEE RAT I'M GOING TO STRAGGLE YOU!"

Chibodee smirks while running his fingers through my hair saying "The lovely Rebecca realizes my scheme but now what should I do to her for being a bad girl."

I look at him crossed while saying "But I wasn't the only one scheming Serina did some too, you know."

Chibodee smiles wickedly as his face reveals a look of desire to both Serina and I, he replies "Oh I know but you're the one that wanted to distract me. I must say it was well thought out only problem was Serina was a bit tied up at the time."

I mutter 'Oh Goodie I'm the first one to get tortured by the ladies man, and I'm so honored.'

Chibodee strokes my hair while sighing in delight saying "So many choices, and so little time. Such a beauty as this, but she's a rebel in many ways."

I look at him irritated, while asking "And here you wonder why I don't want a man?"

Serina sighs while asking "Oh is Becky your favorite."

Chibodee nods while saying "Well I care about you both greatly, enough to split me and Allenby apart."

Both of our eyes dim we both say "Oh we're sorry Chibodee we will do everything we can to bring you to toge . . . "

He places a hand over both of our mouths saying "There's no need to do that, she is with two guys as we speak."

I sigh saying "Oh God Almighty I feel really guilty now Chibodee."

He didn't say anything but he puts his lips on mine, of course this shocked me, but this was the very last thing I expected from "Mr. Flirtatious." Serina studies his lip lock closely, and she manages to get her clothes back on.

I realized this was way to long, to keep like this. I go to push him away but he doesn't budge, I manage to murmur "Chibodee . . . we . . . need . . . to . . . stop." He ignores my words and now uses his tongue, I knew I had to get him off somehow. Serina was a traitor to me, and she was no where in sight. Chibodee got more daring, by the second, I wasn't liking this one bit. My fear was growing like wild fire, but only allowed Chibodee to do so much.

He goes to strip me, and that's where I drew the line. My reflexes acted and I punched him out, he was out on the bed. I blush deeply and run out the room, really embarrassed to no ends again. I was crying, but of embarrassment and frustration. I was on the couch my tears were going to the pillow, and Serina walks back into the room not seeing me. She sees him on the bed looked like he was hit in the head with an anvil. Serina took care of him, but I refused to go back up to that room for the rest of the day.

I lay down on my back, and say "I'm a hazard, and I'm no help to him."

Serina knew how this would happen, she knew I wouldn't want to see Chibodee. I walked up to my room and sat there a while, and she went to my room. She hugs me while saying "Shh lil Sis I know you weren't ready for such a leap. I'm sure he wouldn't blame you dear."

I gave her a semi believable smile and nod at her comment, but I didn't fully believe that. She asks "You going to be ok Lil sis?"

I nod soberly, while saying "Yes, can you please take care of Chibodee for me." She didn't know why I made it seem like a heartfelt request, but she nods. She walks downstairs to get some aspirin and a wash cloth, little did she know I was packing my things. My heart was set there was no way I could stay, not after what I did.

After she got back to Chibodee's room, and when she shut his door. I snuk downstairs like smoke passing through the hall, I look back at Chibodee's room whispering "Good-bye Chibodee, I'm sure Serina can help you better than I." I got down the stairs and walked out the door with a suitcase in hand, walking on my own. For some unknown reason Chibodee woke up after the door shut, while asking "Where's Becky?"

Serina softly says "Shh Chibodee she's in her room."

Chibodee wanted to believe that but something told him something was wrong. He nods and lays there, and he felt ashamed to put me in such a position, he neglected my phobia of passion. He goes to ask Serina something but she kept feeding him Spinach, while saying "Now Chibodee eat up."

He didn't like being feed by Serina, and she was way too rushy. He manages to get a word out, while asking "Why isn't Rebecca here doing this?"

Serina sighs in dread while saying "She's too embarrassed, but you put her in a bad spot."

Chibodee sighs in anger at himself, knowing she was speaking the truth, he got up despite Serina constantly telling him to lay down. He walks down to the room, and Serina sighs in aggravation. He opens the door calling "Rebecca Sweety, where are you?"

He walks back to Serina while saying "She isn't there."

Serina was angry so she acted like a mom by grabbing him saying "You're in no condition to be walking around now you lay here and rest, and don't worry about Becky. Knowing her she's probably went to get a few things."

Chibodee looked at her in aggravated and pouty eyes like a kid, she keep feeding him the rest of the spinach which was way over cooked. The whole day Serina was there mothering Chibodee, feeding him different food. She would not let, Chibodee get up for hardly anything, she even had a bedpan from a hospital.

Meanwhile, I was at the Loser Inn, and was in my room looking outside while saying "It's better this way."

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Chibodee: "REBECCA!"

"What? Life is full of both joy and hurt gee."

Serina: "YOU HAD TO LEAVE ME WITH HIM!"

"Well you don't seem to mind it too much, you're mothering him."

Chibodee: "PLEASE TELL ME YOU DON'T STAY GONE! I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN TAKE SEMINARS MOTHERLY LOVE!"

"Oh well we will see I think I like this set up."

*Chibodee tackles me, and has rope in his hands*

Serina: "Gee you two are you sure that's appropriate in public."

"Hey tell that to Crocket, I'm not the, one retaliating."

Chibodee: "Oh Really Serina, and your constant moaning at night isn't appropriate either."

Serina: *blushes* "OH GEE CHIBODEE! You know Rebecca can discontinue this story."

"I've thought about that too, I may or may not."

*Chibodee gets face to face to me and kisses me, and I'm trying to push him away. *

Serina: "Should she quit, or continue it's up to you readers. Later days."