I OWN NO THING. SUCH AS GOLLUM, FRODO, SAM, MT. DOOM OR LORD OF THE RINGS. OR, OF COURSE, THE PRECIOUS.
This is my fav type of poetry, btw. Limericks rock. V(^.^)V

Gollum, he ate Frodo's finger,
But on the cracks of Doom,
He did not linger,
Two birds with one stone,
Sam and Frodo alone,
As Gollum burned to a cinder.

("Precioussssss...")

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