In another part of the school, Dante and Shaggy are toking up. Dante has
his fro even bigger with a pick in (to make himself look like Shorty from
Scary Movie), but Shaggy isn't wearing a costume.
Shaggy: Man, this stuff is good!
Dante: I know! Hey, by the way. Why don't you have a costume on? I mean, c'mon! It's Halloween!
Shaggy: Well, from what I hear, I'm scary enough that I don't need a costume.
The Shape appears behind the two grabbing their attention. Michael is ready to stab, but he looks down at Shaggy and his eyes get cartoon-like big, he makes a "Yipes" sound and zooms away.
Shaggy: Well, I guess they're right! Let's see where that weirdo is going.
They start walking towards where they saw Michael going. Shaggy suddenly sees a sign that says "Yu-Gi-Oh cards this way!" (Shaggy's also kinda a nerd)
Shaggy: Alright!
He starts running in the direction and sees the door that says "Right in here!" Shaggy, without hesitation, opens the door and jumps in. Little did he know before he opened it that it was the doorway to the basement and Michael removed the stairs and put a bed of spikes at the bottom. Poor Shaggy. At the doorway, Michael is standing there admiring his work when Dante walks up, looks down at Shaggy's dead impaled body, looks up at Michael and then smiles and holds out his hand to shake.
Dante: Congratulations on killing Shaggy, Michael!
Michael is a little hesitant, but shakes hands with Dante and rips off his arm. Dante dies slowly. Later, everybody is still in the commons area where the dance is going. The Sounds' Seven Days a Week is playing as everybody appears to be bored.
Jake: Dude, this is getting boring!
Sam: I know! Has everyone left?
Hunter: Must have. Maybe JJ's costume scared them off!
JJ: Hey, my mom made this for me!
Billy: Uh. uhh. ah, never mind! Too easy!
Suddenly Annoying Joe runs in looking a bit energetic Joe: Dude, you wont believe this! It looks like somebody crapped their head out!
All: Say what?
Joe: Well, here. Just follow me!
Everyone follows him into the boy's bathroom (yes, even Rebecca) where he leads them to the stall where Harry's dismembered head is floating in the toilet while his headless body lay near.
Rebecca: OH MY GOD!
Sam: Crap! Everybody hide in the broom closet!
Everybody runs into the broom closet where it is dark.
Rebecca: JJ, I know you're scared and I'm scared too! But please don't hold my hand!
JJ: I'm not holding it!
Rebecca: Then who is?
Jake looks around for the light switch, finds it and flips it to reveal the dead bodies of Zach, Beaman, Shaggy and Dante. Everyone panics and runs out.
Billy: Oh man! Somebody's killing everyone here!
Joe: But who?
The Shape appears behind Joe and jams his knife into his back, lifting him in the air like in Halloween 2 and H20.
Jake: Dude.
Sam: It's. it's. Michael Myers! That dude Harry was talking about!
JJ: I knew this day would come! I must do what I have been dreaming about doing for years!
JJ walks up to Michael after he drops Joe's body. They make eye contact, stare for a while and JJ smiles.
JJ: Dude! I am your #1 fan! I loved Austin Powers, So I Married An Axe Murderer, Shrek and Cat In The Hat! I would love an autograph from you!
Silence as everyone, even Michael, look at JJ with a weird look. Then Michael picks up his knife and carves his name into JJ's skull.
JJ: Thanks. I. think.
He falls over dead. Everyone's panicking trying to figure out what to do.
Hunter: Jake, what will we do?
Jake: Hang on! Hang on! Hmmmmm, what do they do in the movies? (snaps fingers) That's it! We split up!
Sam: Great idea!
They all run separate ways while Michael stands there and shakes his head, thinking how all the teens he has killed have been the same; dumb. He starts walking the way one of the teens went. Jake and Hunter are hiding in the Tech room, all relaxed thinking they are safe.
Jake: Ah, this is a great place to hide! He'll just never find us here!
Michael appears behind Jake with a rope and wraps it around Jake's neck. Jake is struggling to get out while his friend Hunter is standing there still relaxed, obviously not knowing what's going on.
Hunter: You're absolutely right! You are a genius, Jake! Jake? Jake?
Hunter turns to see Jake's not there. He looks up to find his friend's body hanging from the ceiling.
Hunter: Jake!
He looks across the room to see Michael standing there. Now he's pissed. He goes over to Michael with fists up, ready to fight.
Hunter: Oh, it's on now, you mofo!
Hunter throws a few fake punches at Michael, who stands there not flinching. Michael grabs the head of Hunter and crushes it in a second. He walks out of the Tech room and starts walking down the hallway only to be attacked by Sam, who is using kung fu on him.
Sam: Yeah! Forget Freddy Vs. Jason! Michael Vs. Jason is the real battle!
While Sam is too busy attempting kung fu, Michael walks up to him, grabs his hockey mask and starts walking backwards as the straps begin to stretch. The good idea would be for Sam to remove the straps from his head and run off, but instead he just stands there confused about what Michael is doing. A few seconds later, the strap of the hockey mask is almost as long as half of a football field. Sam is very uncomfortable with the pressure the strap is putting on the back of his head, but does he step out of it and run? Noooooo!
Sam: Just let it go!
Michael does so and the mask comes flying back to Sam's face at almost top speed and BAM! The mask crushes Sam's face on impact causing blood to come out of the nose and mouth holes and his eyes to pop right out of their sockets. It also causes his neck to crack. Sam dies instantly. Billy and Rebecca are hiding in lockers and have been viewing the mayhem. Rebecca is trying to hold back her screaming.
Rebecca: This is horrible! What will we do?
Billy: Quiet! I'm thinking! Wait! I've got it! Harry said you look like his sister, right?
Rebecca: Yes.
Billy: So go out there and say you are his sister! I think her name was Laurie! While you're distracting him, I'll kill him with my glove!
Rebecca: You mean that's not fake?
Billy: No, pussies wear fake ones! Well, that's not the point! Get out there!
Rebecca slowly steps out of the locket and faces Michael. They stare at each other for a few seconds, Michael staring at her like he knows her. Then he starts walking slowly up to her and she starts backing up. She decides to start speaking.
Rebecca: Um. Michael? It's me. Laurie.
Michael then passes the locker Billy is hiding in allowing him to step out slowly and put his knifed glove in the air ready to attack. He looks at Rebecca with a look on his face signaling "Keep talking!"
Rebecca: Um, please quit killing all these people, Michael! I'll make you a deal! If you stop killing them.
She then unbuttons her blouse and flashes Michael and grins.
Rebecca: You can feel these!
Both Michael and Billy's eyes get wide. Michael's expression says "What? My sister wants her to touch her boobs?" while Billy's says "What the hell are you doing?" Then he snaps out of it and jams his glove through Michael. Michael doesn't move. Then he looks down at the knives coming out from his stomach, grabs them and yanks them off of Billy's hand and through his stomach. He turns around to Billy.
Billy: Oh shit! Time for Plan B!
Rebecca: What's that?
Billy: Panic! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
His scream is cut short by Michael grabbing him by the throat, slamming him against the wall and impaling him with the Freddy glove. He looks at the body just like in the first Halloween. Then he picks up his knife he dropped earlier and turns around to Rebecca.
Rebecca: Please. please don't kill me.
Things aren't looking good for her as Michael readies the knife for stabbing, when all of a sudden a shotgun blast is heard and Michael stumbles forward. He looks behind him to see Evil Billy, thought to be dead, holding a shotgun.
Evil Billy: Trick or treat, motherfucka!
He holds the shotgun up to Michael's face and pulls the trigger. BLAM! Pieces of his face and the back of his skull go flying into the wall. Michael, standing there with a hole in his head, slowly falls to the ground. It seems that the Shape is finally brought down for good. Evil Billy hops over to the wall to sit, still in pain from being stabbed. Rebecca rushes over to him.
Rebecca: Oh my god! Are you OK?
Evil Billy: (gasping for air) Barely.
Rebecca: Oh, shoot! The nearest phone is across the street! You stay right here! I'll get some help!
Rebecca rushes off as E.B. just sits there smiling.
Evil Billy: Ahh, it feels good to be the hero for once.
Suddenly an arm carrying a knife shoots through the air and decapitates E.B. We see the Shape, even with a big hole in his head, is still alive! The cop was right! Nothing can stop him! One of his eyes is still hanging out of his mutilated head, so he can see where he's going as he goes after Rebecca. She crosses the street to get to the payphone as Michael steps onto the road, ready for his next kill when a semi comes and hits him. Michael is only down for a few seconds, and then he slowly gets up and limps toward Rebecca, who is on the phone now. He raises his knife when a meteor falls from the sky and crushes him. Rebecca is startled from the noise.
Rebecca: Oh my goodness! (Turns around to see meteor) Ah, man! I forgot to make my wish!
THE END
Shaggy: Man, this stuff is good!
Dante: I know! Hey, by the way. Why don't you have a costume on? I mean, c'mon! It's Halloween!
Shaggy: Well, from what I hear, I'm scary enough that I don't need a costume.
The Shape appears behind the two grabbing their attention. Michael is ready to stab, but he looks down at Shaggy and his eyes get cartoon-like big, he makes a "Yipes" sound and zooms away.
Shaggy: Well, I guess they're right! Let's see where that weirdo is going.
They start walking towards where they saw Michael going. Shaggy suddenly sees a sign that says "Yu-Gi-Oh cards this way!" (Shaggy's also kinda a nerd)
Shaggy: Alright!
He starts running in the direction and sees the door that says "Right in here!" Shaggy, without hesitation, opens the door and jumps in. Little did he know before he opened it that it was the doorway to the basement and Michael removed the stairs and put a bed of spikes at the bottom. Poor Shaggy. At the doorway, Michael is standing there admiring his work when Dante walks up, looks down at Shaggy's dead impaled body, looks up at Michael and then smiles and holds out his hand to shake.
Dante: Congratulations on killing Shaggy, Michael!
Michael is a little hesitant, but shakes hands with Dante and rips off his arm. Dante dies slowly. Later, everybody is still in the commons area where the dance is going. The Sounds' Seven Days a Week is playing as everybody appears to be bored.
Jake: Dude, this is getting boring!
Sam: I know! Has everyone left?
Hunter: Must have. Maybe JJ's costume scared them off!
JJ: Hey, my mom made this for me!
Billy: Uh. uhh. ah, never mind! Too easy!
Suddenly Annoying Joe runs in looking a bit energetic Joe: Dude, you wont believe this! It looks like somebody crapped their head out!
All: Say what?
Joe: Well, here. Just follow me!
Everyone follows him into the boy's bathroom (yes, even Rebecca) where he leads them to the stall where Harry's dismembered head is floating in the toilet while his headless body lay near.
Rebecca: OH MY GOD!
Sam: Crap! Everybody hide in the broom closet!
Everybody runs into the broom closet where it is dark.
Rebecca: JJ, I know you're scared and I'm scared too! But please don't hold my hand!
JJ: I'm not holding it!
Rebecca: Then who is?
Jake looks around for the light switch, finds it and flips it to reveal the dead bodies of Zach, Beaman, Shaggy and Dante. Everyone panics and runs out.
Billy: Oh man! Somebody's killing everyone here!
Joe: But who?
The Shape appears behind Joe and jams his knife into his back, lifting him in the air like in Halloween 2 and H20.
Jake: Dude.
Sam: It's. it's. Michael Myers! That dude Harry was talking about!
JJ: I knew this day would come! I must do what I have been dreaming about doing for years!
JJ walks up to Michael after he drops Joe's body. They make eye contact, stare for a while and JJ smiles.
JJ: Dude! I am your #1 fan! I loved Austin Powers, So I Married An Axe Murderer, Shrek and Cat In The Hat! I would love an autograph from you!
Silence as everyone, even Michael, look at JJ with a weird look. Then Michael picks up his knife and carves his name into JJ's skull.
JJ: Thanks. I. think.
He falls over dead. Everyone's panicking trying to figure out what to do.
Hunter: Jake, what will we do?
Jake: Hang on! Hang on! Hmmmmm, what do they do in the movies? (snaps fingers) That's it! We split up!
Sam: Great idea!
They all run separate ways while Michael stands there and shakes his head, thinking how all the teens he has killed have been the same; dumb. He starts walking the way one of the teens went. Jake and Hunter are hiding in the Tech room, all relaxed thinking they are safe.
Jake: Ah, this is a great place to hide! He'll just never find us here!
Michael appears behind Jake with a rope and wraps it around Jake's neck. Jake is struggling to get out while his friend Hunter is standing there still relaxed, obviously not knowing what's going on.
Hunter: You're absolutely right! You are a genius, Jake! Jake? Jake?
Hunter turns to see Jake's not there. He looks up to find his friend's body hanging from the ceiling.
Hunter: Jake!
He looks across the room to see Michael standing there. Now he's pissed. He goes over to Michael with fists up, ready to fight.
Hunter: Oh, it's on now, you mofo!
Hunter throws a few fake punches at Michael, who stands there not flinching. Michael grabs the head of Hunter and crushes it in a second. He walks out of the Tech room and starts walking down the hallway only to be attacked by Sam, who is using kung fu on him.
Sam: Yeah! Forget Freddy Vs. Jason! Michael Vs. Jason is the real battle!
While Sam is too busy attempting kung fu, Michael walks up to him, grabs his hockey mask and starts walking backwards as the straps begin to stretch. The good idea would be for Sam to remove the straps from his head and run off, but instead he just stands there confused about what Michael is doing. A few seconds later, the strap of the hockey mask is almost as long as half of a football field. Sam is very uncomfortable with the pressure the strap is putting on the back of his head, but does he step out of it and run? Noooooo!
Sam: Just let it go!
Michael does so and the mask comes flying back to Sam's face at almost top speed and BAM! The mask crushes Sam's face on impact causing blood to come out of the nose and mouth holes and his eyes to pop right out of their sockets. It also causes his neck to crack. Sam dies instantly. Billy and Rebecca are hiding in lockers and have been viewing the mayhem. Rebecca is trying to hold back her screaming.
Rebecca: This is horrible! What will we do?
Billy: Quiet! I'm thinking! Wait! I've got it! Harry said you look like his sister, right?
Rebecca: Yes.
Billy: So go out there and say you are his sister! I think her name was Laurie! While you're distracting him, I'll kill him with my glove!
Rebecca: You mean that's not fake?
Billy: No, pussies wear fake ones! Well, that's not the point! Get out there!
Rebecca slowly steps out of the locket and faces Michael. They stare at each other for a few seconds, Michael staring at her like he knows her. Then he starts walking slowly up to her and she starts backing up. She decides to start speaking.
Rebecca: Um. Michael? It's me. Laurie.
Michael then passes the locker Billy is hiding in allowing him to step out slowly and put his knifed glove in the air ready to attack. He looks at Rebecca with a look on his face signaling "Keep talking!"
Rebecca: Um, please quit killing all these people, Michael! I'll make you a deal! If you stop killing them.
She then unbuttons her blouse and flashes Michael and grins.
Rebecca: You can feel these!
Both Michael and Billy's eyes get wide. Michael's expression says "What? My sister wants her to touch her boobs?" while Billy's says "What the hell are you doing?" Then he snaps out of it and jams his glove through Michael. Michael doesn't move. Then he looks down at the knives coming out from his stomach, grabs them and yanks them off of Billy's hand and through his stomach. He turns around to Billy.
Billy: Oh shit! Time for Plan B!
Rebecca: What's that?
Billy: Panic! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
His scream is cut short by Michael grabbing him by the throat, slamming him against the wall and impaling him with the Freddy glove. He looks at the body just like in the first Halloween. Then he picks up his knife he dropped earlier and turns around to Rebecca.
Rebecca: Please. please don't kill me.
Things aren't looking good for her as Michael readies the knife for stabbing, when all of a sudden a shotgun blast is heard and Michael stumbles forward. He looks behind him to see Evil Billy, thought to be dead, holding a shotgun.
Evil Billy: Trick or treat, motherfucka!
He holds the shotgun up to Michael's face and pulls the trigger. BLAM! Pieces of his face and the back of his skull go flying into the wall. Michael, standing there with a hole in his head, slowly falls to the ground. It seems that the Shape is finally brought down for good. Evil Billy hops over to the wall to sit, still in pain from being stabbed. Rebecca rushes over to him.
Rebecca: Oh my god! Are you OK?
Evil Billy: (gasping for air) Barely.
Rebecca: Oh, shoot! The nearest phone is across the street! You stay right here! I'll get some help!
Rebecca rushes off as E.B. just sits there smiling.
Evil Billy: Ahh, it feels good to be the hero for once.
Suddenly an arm carrying a knife shoots through the air and decapitates E.B. We see the Shape, even with a big hole in his head, is still alive! The cop was right! Nothing can stop him! One of his eyes is still hanging out of his mutilated head, so he can see where he's going as he goes after Rebecca. She crosses the street to get to the payphone as Michael steps onto the road, ready for his next kill when a semi comes and hits him. Michael is only down for a few seconds, and then he slowly gets up and limps toward Rebecca, who is on the phone now. He raises his knife when a meteor falls from the sky and crushes him. Rebecca is startled from the noise.
Rebecca: Oh my goodness! (Turns around to see meteor) Ah, man! I forgot to make my wish!
THE END