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This fanfic came to me when I was imagining Kagome teaching Inuyasha math.
And the results are this fanfic!
Math problems
Kagome groaned when she saw the pile of math homework she had gotten from her teachers. Do they enjoy torturing her or something? As if she didn't have enough to worry about at the moment. . .strictly speaking of course of the half dog demon that was peering over her shoulders to see if he could catch a glimpse of what was so important that she had to come back to her era.
'Kagome, I'm hungry.' stated Inuyasha for the 24th time that night.
'Good for you Inuyasha. Now stop bothering me, so I can finish my homework.' replied Kagome erasing the wrong answer out of her worksheets for the 10th time, because Inuyasha had interrupted her again.
'Can you tell me what's so hard? Maybe I could help you with it?' he asked. If she could finish this so called "homework" They could go back to his era to look for more jewel shards.
Kagome stared at him. He was being NICE! "Whoa there girl! The lack of sleep due to the tests has finally gotten to you!" She thought, "Then again, maybe he could help. . .I don't lose anything and he could be good at it." 'Okay Inuyasha, I'm doing a review on cross multiplying fractions, do you know this kind of stuff?'
'Cross. . .multiplying. . .fractions.' Inuyasha scratched his head a bit puzzled. 'I think so, can you give me some easy math problems to warm me up?'
'Okay, how's about. . .I know! 1+1?' asked Kagome thinking of the easiest question that she could ask.
'1+1 what?'
'What do you mean "what"?' she asked confused.
'Well, I need to know what are we adding together.' replied Inuyasha amazed at her stupidity.
'Ummmm. . .how's about one female and a male?'
'Three.' replied Inuyasha with out pausing.
'Wrong. Just forget it okay Inuyasha? I'm really busy right now, and I don't need any distractions.' Kagome said sighing. "There goes my dream about finishing this before 2am."
'Why?'
'Just forget it, okay?'
'Tell me why.'
'Forget it Inuyasha. F-O-R-G-E-T I-T, forget it!'
'Tell me why.' he said pouting.
Kagome stifled back a giggle. He really looked adorable when he wasn't swearing, or angry. 'Oh alright Inuyasha.' She said pretending to be defeated. 'The answer is two.'
'No it isn't!' yelled Inuyasha indignantly. 'It's three!'
'SSHHHH! You'll wake up the house! Fine Inuyasha, tell me why it's three.'
'One male, one female, and their child!'
'Oh Inuyasha! Get your mind out of the gutter.'
'But-but-but.' he stuttered. 'That's how I was taught!'
"Okay Kagome," she thought, "ignore the urge right now to yell at Inuyasha, wring the teachers' necks, burn the homework, and laugh like a maniac." 'How about I give you one more chance? If you can successfully answer the question, I'll let you help me. Okay?'
'Fine.'
'How much is half an apple plus another half?'
'Uhh, wait. . .I know this one. . .' said Inuyasha thinking hard 'An apple pie!'
Kagome groaned. 'I'm going to bed, I'll do this tomorrow.' And with that, she left the living room, went up the stairs and promptly shut the door.
Inuyasha flipped to the hardest part of the sheets. 'Let's see. . .if X+2Y to the power of 52. . . and if we subtract the square root of 901/2. . .'
The End
How was it? Please review, and tell me if I should do more one-shot funny stories like this one, okay?
Math problems
Kagome groaned when she saw the pile of math homework she had gotten from her teachers. Do they enjoy torturing her or something? As if she didn't have enough to worry about at the moment. . .strictly speaking of course of the half dog demon that was peering over her shoulders to see if he could catch a glimpse of what was so important that she had to come back to her era.
'Kagome, I'm hungry.' stated Inuyasha for the 24th time that night.
'Good for you Inuyasha. Now stop bothering me, so I can finish my homework.' replied Kagome erasing the wrong answer out of her worksheets for the 10th time, because Inuyasha had interrupted her again.
'Can you tell me what's so hard? Maybe I could help you with it?' he asked. If she could finish this so called "homework" They could go back to his era to look for more jewel shards.
Kagome stared at him. He was being NICE! "Whoa there girl! The lack of sleep due to the tests has finally gotten to you!" She thought, "Then again, maybe he could help. . .I don't lose anything and he could be good at it." 'Okay Inuyasha, I'm doing a review on cross multiplying fractions, do you know this kind of stuff?'
'Cross. . .multiplying. . .fractions.' Inuyasha scratched his head a bit puzzled. 'I think so, can you give me some easy math problems to warm me up?'
'Okay, how's about. . .I know! 1+1?' asked Kagome thinking of the easiest question that she could ask.
'1+1 what?'
'What do you mean "what"?' she asked confused.
'Well, I need to know what are we adding together.' replied Inuyasha amazed at her stupidity.
'Ummmm. . .how's about one female and a male?'
'Three.' replied Inuyasha with out pausing.
'Wrong. Just forget it okay Inuyasha? I'm really busy right now, and I don't need any distractions.' Kagome said sighing. "There goes my dream about finishing this before 2am."
'Why?'
'Just forget it, okay?'
'Tell me why.'
'Forget it Inuyasha. F-O-R-G-E-T I-T, forget it!'
'Tell me why.' he said pouting.
Kagome stifled back a giggle. He really looked adorable when he wasn't swearing, or angry. 'Oh alright Inuyasha.' She said pretending to be defeated. 'The answer is two.'
'No it isn't!' yelled Inuyasha indignantly. 'It's three!'
'SSHHHH! You'll wake up the house! Fine Inuyasha, tell me why it's three.'
'One male, one female, and their child!'
'Oh Inuyasha! Get your mind out of the gutter.'
'But-but-but.' he stuttered. 'That's how I was taught!'
"Okay Kagome," she thought, "ignore the urge right now to yell at Inuyasha, wring the teachers' necks, burn the homework, and laugh like a maniac." 'How about I give you one more chance? If you can successfully answer the question, I'll let you help me. Okay?'
'Fine.'
'How much is half an apple plus another half?'
'Uhh, wait. . .I know this one. . .' said Inuyasha thinking hard 'An apple pie!'
Kagome groaned. 'I'm going to bed, I'll do this tomorrow.' And with that, she left the living room, went up the stairs and promptly shut the door.
Inuyasha flipped to the hardest part of the sheets. 'Let's see. . .if X+2Y to the power of 52. . . and if we subtract the square root of 901/2. . .'
The End
How was it? Please review, and tell me if I should do more one-shot funny stories like this one, okay?