A.N. okay so...It's been over four years (April 5, 2018 to be exact) since I last updated this fanfic. My creativity has been non existent and I really don't like it at all. I'm sorry that I've disappointed anyone who has been waiting for an update or if this seems a bit stale, but I do hope to get better with my mental health!

So, question and answer.

-Will the other fanfics get updated?

Possibly one day. Nowadays is WAYYY different than the mid 2010s, especially in 2014 when I was overflowing with energy and creativity. I don't wanna promise anything, and I've not had any ideas or energy to think of anything.

"Dude, you're not gonna believe this!" Ash said as he went over to Brock and Misty and leaned forward and prompted them to listen to him.

"What's up?" asked Misty as she pulled out a chicken wing from her backpack and began to eat it.

"We're stopping a major plan." He cocked an eyebrow at her eating at the most random time, especially when he had something major to share with them.

"Um...what?" she said, a bit oblivious to what was going on.

"This ship. It's just a ploy, yo," Ash said to Misty. Brock, who was looking at a beautiful woman, turned to look at his two friends.

"Hey, what's going on?" he asked as he saw the look on the faces of the others.

"Mew told me that Team Rocket is gonna try to steal everyone's Pokemon. That be crazy, man!" Ash had to keep his cool after he said that to not stir up any panic. He was barely able to escape one of the grunts who almost caught him after the camera got destroyed in the bathroom.

"What are we gonna do?" Brock asked.

"We're gonna foil this plan, and Mew told me how. We're gonna gather all the Team Rocket in one location.

Ash honestly could not believe that he was now trusting Mew to intercept such a heinous plan that Team Rocket had formulated. Sure, she was beyond irritating with her shrill laughter and her antics, but Ash honestly believed that deep down inside she was good to her core. She was right about many things, but her deception that she used on them was also hard to overlook. But he didn't want anything bad to happen to all the Pokemon.

Mew hid in Ash's backpack and she told him where to go. She led him to the captain's room where the PA system was and she knocked on the door.

"Yeah, what do you wa-" said the captain and Mew transformed into a Hitmonchan. She gave the captain an uppercut so hard that he burst through the ceiling of the ship and was blasting off, twinkling like a beautiful tear drop of a mermaid.

"Sheesh, is violence the only way?" asked Brock.

"Well, against these fools, yeah!" Mew chirped. "Anyways, we gotta get the entire Rocket Crew together so that we can eliminate them all. Don't worry, They're not gonna be hurt that badly." She transformed into the captain and said with his raspy voice, "We got a code 'Slowpoke' in the auditorium."

"What does that mean?" asked Misty.

"It means that they all need to gather in that area for a meeting," Mew said.

"Ugh, now?" said several of the members. "What is the boss thinking? We are just about to carry out a super secret steal-everyone's-Pokemon-and-make-ballin'-ass-riches plan."

"Don't...just...that never needs to be said again-you're too much of a tryhard," one of the female members said to her male teammate. "Loser."

"Bitch."

They all grumbled as they got together and Mew as the captain stood behind a Podium.

"I must announce that...Look over there!" She said in his voice as she pointed to Ash and his friends.

"Hey, you're intruding. Get them!" one of them said as they were all focused on the teammates and not Mew the captain. Mew took this moment to transform into a giant Snorlax and did a body slam on them, causing all of them to faint.

"All right, you guys know what to do!" Mew chirped as the gang got the rope and tied them all up. Mew transformed into a Machoke and put them all on a life boat and pushed them out to sea.

"Yo, what if a Gyarados eats them?" asked Brock.

"Pshh, who cares? They suck. At least they'll serve as protein," Mew said.

"So, ugh...was the entire crew Team Rocket Members?" asked Ash.

"Yes," mew answered.

"So great. How do we get back to shore?" asked Brock.

"Beats me. I guess one of you will do that."

The trio fell over and grunted anime style.

"You dumb legendary, did you even fully think this through?!" Misty screamed with her huge mouth.

"Mmm. No, this was a clear example of my failure to plan ahead, so I guess you'll have to figure it out."

They heard muffling noises in the closet and Mew hid in Ash's backpack. It was an old man who smelled like old lettuce and dryer sheets.

"Who are you?" asked Ash.

"The captain. I was knocked out by those thugs and shoved in here."

"Why do you smell like a salad that comes from a fast food joint and they proclaim it's healthy, when in actuality, it isn't?" asked Brock.

"I got a salad from KFC-Kanto Fried Chicken."

"What's a chicken?" asked Misty.

"It looks like a Torchic," the captain said.

"The hell is that?" asked Brock. "Okay, so you got a salad from some fast food joint. Can you please just get us to shore?"

"Of course I will."

"I'm trying to get my fourth gym badge at Saffron City. Do you know how to get there?"

"Of course. Just...ya know. Go north of Vermillion. But be careful! There are trainers who are gossiping and some are blocking the exit and you have to fight two!"

"No sweat, we'll take them on just like that," Ash said with an arrogant tone.

The captain went to the PA and said, "This is Captain William Arnold Huxtable V-" The kids laughed at the name. "And we will be heading back to Vermillion City. So please keep eating your buffet food because you probably aren't rich enough to eat this kind of food again."

This is still very much a parody lol