(Naruto's house saturday morning. The day after date with Lisa)
Naruto slept in his bed with Kurenai cuddling him. Using his chest as a pillow as she slept.
Bang bang bang!
Naruto and Kurenai jumped as banging was heard as someone knocked on the door
"Wake the fuck up you two!" Sakura was heard yelling
"The hell Sakura?" Naruto groaned as he opened the door….. forgetting his nude state of undress from the night before
"The rest of the crew is here! Time to kill fat boys men……after I suck you off" Sakura grinned
"Step away from the boss you drunk" a female voice said as a blonde woman in a black dress with her hair in four ponytails and she had an annoyed look on her face as she pulled Sakura back. She had large DD cup breasts, a toned athletic body, and a plump ass
"Hey Temari" Naruto said with a smile at gaara's sister and one of his best strategists
"Hey, what about me?" another female voice said making Naruto turn to see a woman with brown hair in twin buns wearing a white tanktop and black jeans showing off her D cup breasts, her toned body, and her heart shaped ass
"I missed you too TenTen" Naruto said with a smile at his weapons user and teacher
"Show me how much you missed me" tenten said with a smile and a wink at him
"None of that now go get dressed prince" a third female voice said, making everyone, even Naruto and Kurenai tense a bit. The woman had long purple hair with DD cup breasts, a curvy body, and a large ass under her attire of a black tank top and gray jeans
"Yugao? Mom sent you?" Naruto asked surprised seeing his mom's personal bodyguard there
"She wants me to make sure this gets done and that Tony's organization is dealt with once and for all." Yugao explained simply
"I don't need a babysitter" Naruto told her with a glare
"Obviously but your new alpha probably does" yugao said with a small smirk
"Oh God does mom know?" Naruto asked almost pleadingly to the sexy bodyguard
"Please she's the one that told me about miss Simpson" yugao said with a dismissive wave of her hand
"Who is this Simpson that has ensnared you?" Temari asked with a twitching eyebrow
"Oh God dammit" Naruto groaned as he pinched the bridge of his nose
"Relax your mom said she's a vip for me to keep safe. Even from your other playmates" Yugao said with a smirk
"And you?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow
"What? You know I take my job seriously, prince." Yugao said simply
"So you letting me bend you over when asked was part of the job huh?" Naruto asked with a smirk
"My body was meant to be used by you. Simple as that" Yugao said simply
"And the fact you begged me to give you my hot man chowder was just you being professional huh?" Naruto asked with a cocky smirk while the other girls giggled
"Ha! You're no better than us!" Sakura laughed as she drank some whiskey before she crushed the emptied bottle in her hands to shards of glass
"……go get dressed" Yugao ordered as she walked away downstairs
Naruto chuckled as he and Kurenai went to get dressed before heading downstairs
"So you actually gave up your place to this Simpson?" Temari asked Kurenai as they went downstairs after they came out
"She proved herself worthy to me." Kurenai said simply
"She's civilian so either she's a rare talent, your slipping, or the prince is just into that girl next door crap" Temari said as she rolled her eyes
"... a combination of all 3" Kurenai sighed as she was still upset she let Tony's thugs get to her in a weakened state
"So what's the status with Tony's little mob operations?" Naruto asked those downstairs wanting a full debrief
"They're all panicking like fools and all his operations are now adding more security" Anko said as she cleaned her nails with a dagger
"Mostly cause of what Sakura and Ino did to a few groups yesterday" Gaara said monotonically as he held up a phone with a image on it
"you human centipeded three of them? Damn girl" Tenten said as she whistled at Sakura impressed
"It was only 3? Damn I'm slacking I thought it was more when I Was drunk" Sakura sighed disappointed in herself
"Ok Gaara what's the status of those ever moving mob construction vehicles?" Naruto asked
"I found them. They're currently driving around downtown Springfield." Gaara responded
"Ok if we're gonna make real progress we're gonna need to take those out" Naruto said
"That will take a lot since he has escorts with high caliber weapons with them at all times" Gaara explained
"Sounds like fun!" Anko grinned as she twirled her dagger "I'll enjoy slicing them into little ribbons!"
"My self and Anko are going, who else wants to help us?" Naruto asked his crew
"I'll go" Kurenai said as she wanted some payback for them groping her while drugged
"Negative Kurenai. You will not be going" Yugao told her
"Why the hell not?!" Kurenai demanded as she pulled a iron spike out
"Your mind is too clouded with thoughts of payback. You'll get distracted too easily. I shall go while you watch over the simpson girl till I relieve you" Yugao told her
"Ah hell I told Lisa I would go with her to watch her brother's derby race. Him and Maggie worked hard on their car and want me to see" Naruto said as he sighed
"That's fine sir me and temari can handle this" Gaara said as he nodded at his sister
"Yeah these guys can't plan ahead like I can we will have them cornered before the day is out" Temari said as she pulled out two hand fans and opened them revealing they were bladed.
"...Very well. Gaara, Temari Tenten, and Anko shall deal with the construction vehicles. Naruto you shall go on your date. Kurenai, you and I shall watch over them both." Yugao said
"Ino you and Sakura will be working at the burlesque house today. Get any info from people who like to talk." Naruto ordered them
"They have good booze?" Sakura asked curiously
"The best" Naruto responded with a chuckle
"Bitchin lets go!" Sakura yelled as she grabbed Ino by her arm and pulled her out the door
"Burlesque house?" Temari asked Naruto with a raised eyebrow
"No I didn't sleep with any of the girls there" he rolled his eyes
"So you learned from the cabaret club incident then" TenTen said
"No he just didn't get the chance yet" Anko said with a snicker as she knew Naruto would eventually go there just for fun
"Alright inform me or Yugao of any progress or important info" Naruto said as everyone left
"And if fat boys men resist?" Anko asked with a grin as she had a feeling this was gonna be a bloodbath
"Go nuts. I'm done playing nice. He went too far yesterday and Mom wants his head. I no longer care how many of his men you have to cut through" Naruto said seriously
"Fuck yes! Where's my poison that makes them puke up their intestines?!" Anko yelled excitedly
"Top shelf of the fridge" Kurenai said simply
"...Please tell me that was labeled?" Naruto asked paling
"I labeled it as poison" Anko said with an eye roll as she grabbed the bottle from the fridge
"Ok ok I trust you lets go you two" Naruto said as he led Kurenai and Yugao out of the house
"Hey who replaced my poison with Holy water?!" Anko yelled looking at the bottle
"... did you piss off Flanders?" Naruto asked as he looked at Anko
"What? He called me a harlot!" She said
"And what did you do in response?" Naruto asked knowingly
"I flashed his kids" Anko said with a evil smirk
"Ha!" Naruto laughed
"Aren't they like 10?" Kurenai asked A little freaked out
"Yeah and thanks to me they won't end up gay and inside each other" Anko said with a proud smirk
"... I'm just gonna ignore this one" Kurenai sighed at her best friends crazed antics
"Oh relax sis I only showed off my legs and cleavage. I'm not fucking Herbert from family guy!" Anko told her with an eye roll
"Good to know babe" Naruto said as he chuckled and left the house
Anko watched Naruto leave and smirked "get your fat ass back here" she said under her breath
"I heard that!" Naruto yelled as he crossed the street to the Simpsons house
"Good!!" Anko cackled before she turned back to her team for this job "ok bitches ready for a class assignment?!" She asked with a vicious grin
Naruto rolled his eyes as he approached the Simpsons door and knocked on it before it was answered by Lisa
"For the last time we have no interest in any Jehovah's witness pamphlets" Lisa said as she answered the door
"I'm more in the business of worshiping you miss Simpson" Naruto said with a chuckle as Lisa looked at him realizing who it was at the door
"Oh it's you. Thank Buddha. I was sick of turning away jehovah's witnesses. We've had 5 in the last half hour" Lisa sighed
"Is that why Flanders and his clan of Morons have been singing Jesus songs at your window?" Kurenai asked as she scowled. She understood the appeal of religion. She accepted people enjoy it or devote themselves to it. She tolerated it.
So long as the person doesn't try to shove their religion down the throats of others
"Sadly yes" Lisa said as she let Naruto and his two escorts in
"Do I need to deal with him?" Naruto asked curiously
"No no I have been dealing with this since I became a buddhist when I was 8. It's fine." Lisa said quickly
"Ok good…… Yugao put down the kunai" Naruto told the purple haired woman who lowered her arm as she held a knife she was preparing to throw at Flanders through the window
"This a bodyguard of yours?" LIsa asked curiously as she looked at Yugao
"Actually I'm more your bodyguard, courtesy of Empress Kushina Uzumaki miss Simpson" Yugao said with a bow
"... say what?" Lisa asked bewildered
"Yeah my mom found out about you and this is her way of saying she approves of you. So she sent you her personal bodyguard until Fat tony is dealt with" Naruto explained
"Wow I didn't expect this from your mom" Lisa said with a shake of her head
"You think this is bad wait until she starts asking you for grandkids" Naruto sighed
"... you're kidding right?" Lisa asked hoping this was a joke
"He's not. We've all had her begging us to have his children consistently" Yugao said simply to the blonde Simpson girl "she once spiked my coffee with fertility pills before. The prince and her got in a fight over that incident" she explained
"Only fight against her I ever won. And only cause her sword broke" Naruto admitted
"……anyway will you two be joining us at the race?" Lisa asked ignoring the previous conversation
"Indeed we shall" Yugao said with a bow
"Yeah they're both on guard duty but don't worry they won't be seen unless fat boy makes a dumb move" Naruto said as he held Lisa's hand
"Why would he do anything during a childrens soap box derby race?" Lisa questioned bewildered
"Why would he test me when he knows he can't win?" Naruto responded as he pulled Lisa close into a hug
"Touche" Lisa said with a chuckle before the two left the house towards the race with Kurenai and Yugao following behind them
(Soap box derby race)
The race was designed rather simply. Kids would take their car and drive it down a sloping road to a finish line at the bottom. Each race would have 3 kids go in each wave and continue until each individual race had their winners. From there the winners would compete against each other in a tournament fashion till there was one true winner.
Bart and Maggie were working wiping down their entrant. The Typhoon. A simplistic blue soapbox car with two seats.
"Hey Simpson where'd you get your car? A junkyard?" Nelson asked as he pushed his derby car next to them
"I Don't know Nelson where'd you get Your car? Same landfill your mom gets her outfits?" Maggie asked with an eye roll
"it looks cheap enough to be the same place" Bart said as he and Maggie fist bumped and laughed
"Hey simpson when I beat you don't take the loss hard. Maybe we can work together next year" Nelson said to Maggie
Bart paled at this as he moved away from Maggie as he knew what was coming
"You hitting on me Muntz?" Maggie asked with a smile as she approached the older boy
"Maybe I am what of- oh God!" Nelson yelled as Maggie twisted his arm. Bending it backwards as she placed her foot on his back
"Say uncle!" Maggie ordered with a glare
"Uncle!" Nelson cried out in pain
"Louder you little bitch!" Maggie ordered as she pulled on his arm and stomped on his back
"UUUUNNNNCCCLLLLEEEE!!" Nelson yelled to the very heavens
"Such a wuss. You're not worth my time" Maggie scoffed as she let go of his arm "I want a guy that won't flinch at a light amount of pain" Maggie said simply
"That's light?" Bart asked curiously as he had seen his sister send pre teens running. And on one occasion a high schooler.
"Your a fucking psycho!" Nelson yelled as he got up
"Not according to the voices in my head. Now hold still they said your head would look good with this wrench lodged in it!" Maggie yelled as she grabbed a wrench from a tool box and approached the whimpering bully
"Will the contestants in wave 13 please bring their cars to the starting line?" An announcer yelled over the PA system
"Damn you got lucky punk ass" Maggie said as she put the wrench down while Nelson fled to his soap box car. Maggie and Bart brought their car to the starting line where they were joined by Nelson and Martin Prince in a rocket looking car called the honor roller
"Are the Racers ready?" The announcer asked
"Let's do this already!" Maggie yelled as she put on her goggles
"I am assuredly ready if my opponents are" Martin said
"You are so gonna die a virgin" Maggie said as she shook her head at Martin
"Or at least lose his girl to someone else. Possibly even Milhouse" Bart said with a chuckle while Maggie laughed
(With Naruto and Lisa)
"wow your little sis has a mouth on her" Naruto said with a chuckle
"I blame my aunts, for letting her watch scarface as a kid" Lisa sighed while Homer in the stands laughed and Marge sighed in embarrassment at her daughter's antics
"Hey better a tough girl than a doormat" Kurenai said as she nodded in approval as she poked her head out from underneath their bleacher seats. Right next to Naruto's leg
"... is Yugao also with you by my legs?" Lisa asked as that was just a bizarre hiding spot to her
"Indeed I am" Yugao said as she poked her head out to answer before pulling back with Kurenai back under the bleachers
"... this is gonna take some getting used to" Lisa sighed
"Don't worry it's not that bad if it's with me right?" Naruto asked as he placed his arm around Lisa
"…..maybe" Lisa said with a coy smile at her boyfriend
"What are the odds of a fourway?" Kurenai whispered to Yugao so nobody could hear
"Hush your ruining the prince's moment" Yugao said blankly
(The race)
"Racers on your mark! Get set, and Gooo!!" The announcer yelled as the three racers sped down the sloped road. Martin flying past both cars in a show of pure speed
"Out of my way Simpson and bitch!" nelson yelled as he swung a whip at the siblings
Maggie caught the whip before it could hit Bart and glared at Nelson "so does your mommy know you stole this from her closet?" Maggie asked before she pulled on the whip and caused Nelson to crash into a wall and for Bart and Maggie's car to catch up with Martin
(with Naruto)
"Note to self recruit Maggie when she's older" Kurenai said with a chuckle
"Indeed. If I trained her she'd be a force to be reckoned with" Yugao nodded in agreement
"You? I'd be the one Training her" Kurenai said with a glare
"In what? being an ineffective sap?" Yugao asked with a raised eyebrow
"Grrrrrrr" Kurenai growled at this as she gnashed her teeth
Lisa then stomped on the step above them
"Hush up! You're ruining my date!" She whisper yelled down at them
"Yes alpha!" Kurenai whisper yelled back with a salute
"And you said you didn't think you could keep her in line"Naruto said as he hugged Lisa close and kissed her cheek making her smile
(The race)
Martin was still flying down the track when he was approaching the finish line. So he hit the brakes so he wouldn't over shoot it.
Unfortunately the brakes didn't work whatsoever. "What?" He asked before he pulled a lever to try and pull his emergency parachute to slow down. The parachute opened at the very back…. And looked to be shredded with holes in multiple places. "Oh dear!" Martin yelled in a panic as he flew down past the finish line and kept going and going. Until his car hit a brick wall and flew out of his car smashing head first into the wall and his helmet breaking
"Racer down! We need a medic!!" The announcer yelled as
"Well second place isn't so bad" Bart said as he parked the cart after crossing the finish line
Maggie sighed annoyed before she saw something "hey his racer was leaking oil" she said seeing a very small oil trail from where Martin's racer was driving.
"Someone sabotaged his ride?" Bart asked confused
"Yeah and no it wasn't me Martin paid his protection money this month" Maggie said before they looked to see Nelson walk down the finish line, his steering wheel around his head
"Yo Nelson, you cut Martin's brakes?" Bart asked
"The hell are you talking about?" Nelson groaned out still a bit groggy
"I'm talking about I'm gonna stick this somewhere very unpleasant if you don't talk" Maggie said as she grabbed the wheel around Nelson's head and glared at him
"Woah woah chill out!! I really didn't do anything to the nerd! He paid me his lunch money yesterday so I don't have any reason to sabotage him.
"Hmmmm fine did you see anyone near his cart?" Maggie demanded
"Um….." Nelson thought on this as he did know but he didn't want to get whacked
"Nelson I would talk you know Maggie will torture you to get it out of you" Bart said as Maggie pulled out some pliers
"I'll start with the front teeth and work my way to the back" Maggie said with a mad grin
"Ok ok!! Look I saw some guys in suits over by his ride earlier" Nelson quickly said knowing when he was beat
"Were they Italian or Japanese?" Maggie asked as she held up the pliers to Nelson's mouth for emphasis
"Italian! Definitely Italian!" Nelson told her
"ok let's go tell Naruto sis. Let Nelson go he's learned his lesson this week" Bart said as he pulled Maggie away from Nelson
"Fine" Maggie said before looking at Nelson again "Don't test me boy or I'll rip out every tooth in your mouth and shove em down your throat till you choke" she threatened as her and Bart went to the stands to inform Naruto and Lisa
"Hey congrats on second place you two. Too bad about Martin though" Lisa said with a small frown as she didn't like how hurt he got
"Thanks but listen we have a problem" Bart said to Naruto
"Some Italian guys in suits were apparently poking around Martin's car" Maggie ssid
"How do you know?" Naruto asked as he knew it was best to get all the information
"I asked Nelson nicely" Maggie said with a grin as she placed her pliers on her shoulder for emphasis
"... Naruto never let Anko train my sister" Lisa begged
"No promises. The other girls are already fighting over who gets to train her as a apprentice" Naruto said with a nervous chuckle
"... ay carumba" Bart gulped at this
"I want the pink haired one to teach me how to human Centipede people" Maggie said with a wicked grin
"You want to be a drunk?" Kurenai asked curiously
"It works for dad" Maggie shrugged
"yeah Sakura has street cred plus I'm sure you will find your own style instead of ripping off others" Naruto said
"hmmmm good point but I still want a work study whiskers" Maggie said
"... I'm not winning this am I?" Naruto asked Lisa with a raised eyebrow
"... no" Lisa said deadpan
"look we will talk later right now though I'm gonna have a little talk with some wise guys" Naruto said as he adjusted his tie and stood up
"Yugao is already on it. Enjoy your date" Kurenai said simply as she looked over to Yugao next to her who had a man in a chokehold under the bleachers and stabbing him in the stomach with a knife while two other mobsters were covered in stab wounds and bleeding at her feet
"Are they alive?" Naruto asked curiously while Lisa pulled Bart and Maggie away
"Barely they have been very cooperative." Kurenai said simply
"Don't go too crazy Yugao. We can get some more info from them. Bring them back to the house once the races end" Naruto ordered
"Understood prince" Yugao said before she tightened her choke hold and the mobster fell unconscious at her feet from lack of air.
"I think I'll take them home while you get to…… business" Lisa told Naruto gesturing to Bart and Maggie
"Aww I wanted to see them get tortured" Maggie complained to her older sister "I wanted to get some ideas"
"None of that now how about I treat you two to a mall trip since you came in second?" Naruto asked
"You're not needed for your business?" Lisa asked curiously
"Nah they've got this" Naruto waved it off with a smile
"…..I want a new game system and three games whiskers" Maggie said firmly
"I'll take the same" Bart said with a smirk
"Done!" Naruto said as he was not gonna let them watch what Kurenai and Yugao would do to those guys.
It wouldn't be pretty.
(later)
Naruto was driving Lisa and her siblings home after their trip to the mall
"Honey I love you but your siblings are ripoff artists" Naruto said to lisa as he grumbled as he parked the car
"Hey you didn't say we couldn't go to scalpers man" Bart said with a smile at his new PS5
"So suck it up whiskers" Maggie said with her own smug smile at the fact her and Bart took advantage of Naruto when he should have known better
"Are you actually mad they conned you or are looking to recruit them?" Lisa asked with a smirk as she found it funny that a yakuza heir was conned by her little Siblings
"They have potential but I'm not letting them in until they are at least in high school and even then small time stuff. Mom and I know better. We're not like Tony's gang after all." Naruto sighed as he drove on the highway before he noticed a black van following behind them
"They have been watching us for the past hour" Bart said simply seeing Naruto notice the van
"Yeah though that psycho with the snakes went into the van 4 minutes ago" Maggie said with a smirk as the van shook violently before a man was suddenly thrown through the windshield and then run over by the still driving van
Anko then was shown driving the van
"Nothing to see here. Keep walking Flanders!" anko bellowed at the neighbor as she parked the van in Naruto's garage
"Okily dokily Yakuzarino!" Ned said with a smile before he went inside his house
"God I hate him" Anko growled as Temari joined her in the garage
"Eh if he keeps to himself he's fine. So who we torturing?" Temari asked as she closed the garage door
"... maybe I should make sure they don't get too out of hand" Naruto said as they needed info badly but Anko and Temari together could be a bit much when interrogating others
"Go ahead I need to get these two home before mom freaks out" Lisa said as she, Bart, and Maggie got out of his car
Before Lisa could get far Naruto pulled her into a searing lip kiss.
"Geez get a room you two" Maggie deadpanned at the couple
Naruto pulled away from Lisa who was panting a bit
"And the isotopes take the field" she said as she panted for breath from the fierce kiss
"Ha! You made her stupid gene kick in from a kiss!" Bart said as he laughed
"They'll never find your body Bart" Lisa giggled out still drunk off the kiss
Naruto chuckled at this "I'll text you later" he told her before he went inside the house
"Count on it" Lisa said with a smile before she went home with her siblings
"Surprised you didn't screw her yet" Kurenai said from a bush outside Naruto's house
"Shouldn't you be getting information?" Naruto asked with a flat tone
"I planned too but Yugao ordered me to wait here for your inevitable return" Kurenai said
"Good let's go see if we can save at least one of those Morons" Naruto said as Temari, Anko, and Yugao doing interrogation was a terrifying prospect
As soon as they entered the house and walked down the basement they saw Temari throwing bladed fans at a spinning wheel with one mobster strapped to it.
Yugao was stabbing another mobster in his ribs…. With a spoon
And Anko had a car battery strapped to a man's nipples and was electrocuting him on and off
"Hello prince you're just in time to question them I think they're ready" Yugao said with a cold look on her face
"We were ready to talk an hour ago!!" The man getting electrocuted yelled
"You talking wise to me?" Yugao asked with a slight edge in her voice
"no ma'am!" The mobster said fearfully
"Ma'am? Anko hit him again" Yugao ordered
"No please I'm sorry oh great and beautiful mistress!!!!" The mobster pleaded
"Better" Yugao said with a smirk
"Look I'm sure you all have learned your lesson and would like a chance to atone for your crimes against us. So start talking. Why did Fat Tony make you sabotage a kids race?" Naruto said
"He wants his kid to win!" The mobster strapped to wheel yelled
"Even we find this stupid when he should be focusing on your guys taking all other gigs!" The one Yugao stabbed with a spoon said
"Oh? Fat boys own men are starting to see he's a moron huh?" Naruto asked with a smirk
"Yes! We always knew but there were no real other options with him running things. It was either work for him or die!" The one that was electrocuted shouted
"Hmmmmm I'm starting to see a opportunity tell me do a lot of your fellow mobsters feel the same way?" Naruto asked with a smirk
"Honestly? Lower grunts like us yeah. His inner circle though definitely not" The one strapped to a wheel admitted
"And you all outnumber the higher up ones don't you?" Temari asked as she smiled seeing what Naruto was thinking
"If this is trying to talk us into ambushing him and taking over as much as we'd like to his inner circle and the rest of his groups in Italy would be an issue" the one Yugao stabbed said
"Oh we have a way to fix that don't you worry" Anko said with a mad grin
"I'll contact Kushina-sama and see if we can send Samui and Karui to Italy" Kurenai said to Naruto
"Plus we wouldn't let you go in without the tools to win I make sure my men are well equipped and paid well" Naruto said with a grin
"Sold! Now get me down! I think I'm gonna be sick!" The wheel strapped goon begged
"Swear loyalty to Yugao cause you report to her now" Naruto said gesturing to the purple haired woman
"Sure I swear to you! I'll swear to anything you want! I'll swear to a pie if you want! Please let me down. I think I'm gonna hurl!" The goon begged
Naruto nodded at Temari who nodded back and went to let the mobsters loose
"You will be in charge of our new forces that are made of Fat boys under appreciated men" Naruto said firmly to Yugao
"Of course Prince" she said as she nodded and looked at the beginning of her new squad
"Let's be clear, you and your fellow men play nice and work hard then you will be paid well and be treated fair. If you cross me then this little interrogation will seem like a vacation compared to what I will put you Through" Yugao warned
"Yes mistress!" the three men yelled as they saluted her
"... I see why you enjoy that title. It's quite pleasing" Yugao said to Anko with a grin
"Temari how did it go with fat boys construction crew?" Naruto asked as he went upstairs with her close behind
"Complete annihilation" Temari reported with a smile
"Good between that and we now have Yugao offering his men sanctuary. Fat boy will have nothing except his ties to the mayor. And since he and his little group of circle jerks aill lean heavily on that we can sever them both and put them in a corner." Naruto said with a grin
"That's hot" Temari said with a blush and without thinking as she looked at Naruto who smirked at her hearing this
"How hot is it making you?" He asked as he pushed her against a wall and loomed over her with a grin
"Oh fuck I missed being your prey" Temari purred as Naruto kissed at her neck and groped at her breasts
"Sorry to interrupt Prince" Kurenai said with a bow as she held up a phone and interrupted their fun time "you have a call from a woman by the name of Edna" Kurenai said
"Oh hell I forgot" Naruto said as he took the phone
Temari growled and pulled out one of her fans and glared at Kurenai
"None of that I'll get to you soon enough. I promise." Naruto said firmly as he smacked Temari's ass
"Mmmph fine. I'll wait but you better fuck me through a wall" Temari told him with a blush as she tried not to let on she liked him spanking her
Naruto chuckled at this and put his phone to his ear "Hello Edna sorry I took so long to call you. I've been a bit preoccupied with the business" he told her apologetically
"That's fine, handsome. I actually was hoping you could help me with something at my apartment" She told him
"Of course what do you need?" Naruto asked curiously
"I'll level with you. I had someone key my car in the parking garage of my building last night. I actually was hoping you'd See if they strike again tonight since you can fight off Willie and he's preoccupied with his girlfriend" Edna said with a sigh
"No problem, I can show up and take a look at the place and see if I can help," Naruto said as that was a serious problem to him. Worried maybe Tony was going after her for his ruining his little club
"You leaving?" Kurenai asked curiously
"Yes Edna had someone mess with her car. If it's Tony's idiots I need to be there
"Edna? Hmmmmm oh the hot teacher with the rack and ass" Kurenai said with a chuckle
"... how'd you know her. I only spoke with her once before you guys arrived?" Naruto questioned genuinely curious
"I may have stalked several women in the city to see if they were threats to my position before I gave it to Lisa" Kurenai admitted sheepishly
"….temari discipline her while I'm gone" Naruto ordered as he headed for the door
"With pleasure" Temari grinned ferally at Kurenai before grabbing her and pulling her into a room
(Later with Naruto)
Naruto pulled his motorcycle into the parking garage to see a blond man over by a keyed up car holding a bag of sugar and pouring it in the gas tank
"Hey asshole!" Naruto said as he stepped off his motorcycle and tore off his white suit jacket, black undershirt, and white tie in one motion
"Who the hell are you? Did the bitch hire a male stripper?" The blond man asked with a glare at Naruto for interrupting him from his payback
"I'm the guy who's gonna kick your ass up and down this garage if you don't get away from that car" Naruto told him as he cracked his neck
"Piss off!" The man yelled before he went back to pouring sugar down the gas tank of the car
Before Naruto grabbed him by his hair and slammed his head into the car door and held the man's arm pulling it back as he groaned in pain
"I'll break as many bones as I need to to make you talk asshole. Better start talking before I start breaking em bitch!" Naruto growled
"Gah! What the hell?! I'm just fucking with my bitch ex wife" The man said
"... you married Edna?" Naruto asked bewildered as he kept his hold up on the guy. Not believing the hot teacher would ever date an idiot like this guy let alone marry him
"Yeah until we broke up and she started hounding me for alimony!"
"Ah I get it" Naruto said with a nod of understanding before he punched the man in the kidneys
"Oh fuck!" The man cried out in pain
"Quiet bitch. Now where was I? Oh right it was, Kidney shot! Kidney shot! Kidney shot! And pause……. Kidney Shot!" Naruto said raining punches on his kidneys
The man groaned in pain before Naruto made him look at him
"The name Uzumaki mean anything to you?" Naruto asked with a scowl
The man paled at this and nodded quickly
"Remember this pain next time you decide to fuck with Edna and you're not gonna miss any more payments now. We will be in touch" Naruto said before he pushed the man into the asphalt
"Ye-yes sir!!" The man said fearfully before scampering away
"Punk ass" Naruto said with a scoff as he got back on his suit and turned to go up to Edna's apartment. As he got to it he knocked on the door
"It's open!" Edna said from behind the door
Naruto entered the apartment and paused, seeing Edna lying down on her couch.
In a skimpy outfit consisting of a purple tube like bra and black shorts clinging to her body while her lips were painted cherry red with lipstick.
",……you planned this didn't you?" Naruto asked as he chuckled
"Planned what?" She asked innocently
"You invite me over. I beat up your ex husband and now you're dressed like this" Naruto smirked
"... it was my ex husband?" She questioned not expecting that
"Yeah don't worry he won't be missing any more alimony payments" Naruto said as he cracked his knuckles
"Oh that little- he can cheat on me with some cocktail waitresses but I demand alimony and I'm the villain?" She asked with a frown on her face
"Well don't worry the words out that you're off limits now" Naruto said as he sat down next to Edna on the couch
"Oh really? Am I?" Edna asked as she moved and sat in his lap
"Right now? No. After I'm done with you? You'll be mine" He smirked
"Hah! So you want me as one of your fuck buddies?" she asked with a saucy grin
"….who told you?" Naruto asked curiously
"Those Kwan twins have been spreading the word of how You made them your bitches to any single women that they deemed attractive enough
"Heh. Well I don't like to brag I just do it" Naruto said with a smirk as he grabbed Edna by her hips and pulled her close pushing her generous chest against his own chiseled chest
"What would you do to me if I let you big boy?" Edna asked with her smirk as she wiggled her hips on his clothed crotch
"I would make you mine and you would be very happy as one of my women" Naruto growled Into her ear
"I want a nice apartment and a new car" Edna said firmly
"Hmmmm I don't know what's in it for me?" Naruto asked with a smirk
Edna smirked as she moved and slid down off him and fiddled with his zipper. Pulling it down before
SMACK!!
Her head jostled a little from his hardened cock slapping against her cheek before her eyes widened at the sight of his fully hard, throbbing, veiny, bitch breaker of a cock.
"I'm not too big am I?" Naruto asked with a chuckle at Edna's face
"Fuck no I'm not letting you get away! I'm gonna take this in every single hole even if it kills me!" She said in awe
Then take your top off let's see you use those tits to please my cock" Naruto told her firmly
"Yes Sir!" Edna grinned as she pulled her tube-like bra off and tossed it aside. Jiggling her breasts up and down as she moved them with her hands to wrap around his hardened dick.
"Mmm so soft" Naruto moaned as he felt her juggs wrapping around his dick
"All natural big boy" Edna purred out as she licked at his cock as it poked out of her cleavage "and I can see you like a woman whose rack can be used as a dick warmer huh?" She grinned cockily as she pushed her breasts up and down his cock. Stroking it off as she licked at the tip
"I definitely am gonna keep you" Naruto groaned as his cock throbbed
"Are you cumming already? Do you want to paint this teacher's breasts white?" Edna asked teasingly
"If you swallow it all I'll take you shopping" Naruto told her as he felt his release coming
"Mmmm I love a man that spoils me. And if I can't I'll let you use my tight little asshole as a cocksleeve first" she said with a grin before she opened her mouth wide waiting for his load
Naruto grunted as he fired his load. Shocking her at the sheer thickness and volume as it went into her mouth. She gulped and gulped as much as she could but she was unable to swallow it all. Some of it dribbling out of her mouth onto her huge breasts
"Hmmm you did good for a first timer" Naruto chuckled as Edna cleaned her breasts
"You train your girls huh? you gonna train me big boy hah!" Edna was saying before she found herself lifted up and squatted over his lap on the couch.
His cock poking at her covered asshole as she squatted over him.
"Let's get rid of this" Naruto said as he ripped off her shorts and tore them in half with little effort.
"Hey! I can't afford new clothes" Edna complained
"Hmmmm you have a first class ass" Naruto growled as he gripped her ass cheeks in his hands ignoring her complaint
"Didn't you hear me? You owe me new sh- oh fuck!!" Edna screamed as she felt his cock penetrate her asshole as he pushed her down onto said cock by his grip on her large ass.
"Fuck you're tight!" Naruto growled huskily into her ear
Edna grit her teeth as Naruto's cock invaded her tight asshole. Spearing it as he harshly groped her ass
"You want me to stop?" Naruto asked with a smirk at how Edna was acting tough
"Fuck no! I'll take anything you can dish out! Come on big boy!" Edna growled out with a smirk as she smacked her own ass hard for emphasis
"Fine With me. I'll stop holding Back then" Naruto smirked as he stood up from the couch with her still impaled on his cock and grabbed her by her hips. Moving and bouncing her up and down on his thick cock like a fleshlight
"Oh fuck yes! I needed this so bad! Finally a real man!!" Edna cried out in pure pleasure
"I bet you have" Naruto grunted out "I guess men here just can't compare to me huh?" Naruto asked with a cocky grin as he bounced her even harder and faster on his dick
"You're a real man coming into this city and fucking it's bitches like they need" Edna panted out as she licked at his chest like a pet
"Heh are you offering to be my bitch then?" Naruto smirked
"I'll be one of your best ones! You ever need a quick fix, you just come straight to me big boy! Just bend me over and pound me! Doesn't matter where!" Edna moaned out with a lustful grin
"You just want me to fuck you on your desk at your job" Naruto grunted out as she smirked as he gripped Edna's ass hard as he thrusted
"Aww is the big bad Yakuza too afraid of fucking a Woman on a desk?" Edna teased with a lustful smirk
"I don't want to break your desk like I broke your ass" Naruto told her as he slammed her even harder and faster on his cock.
"Oh fuck I'm almost there" Edna panted as she gripped his back. Wrapping her arms around him
"Go ahead and cum my slutty teacher. Cum for your new master" Naruto ordered her as he started to climax in her ass
Edna threw her head back and screamed as she climaxed hard on his dick shaking and shuddering as she did so. Feeling his hot seed flood her asshole as she sprayed her own climax juices onto his stomach and hips.
Naruto panted for breath as he let Edna down and laid her on the couch
"I….need….a….minute….. stud" Edna panted out as she took a few breaths
"You take 5 I'll get a drink. You have any juice?" Naruto asked
"Just…. some….. wine" Edna panted out as she took a breath
"Good enough." Naruto said as he wasn't picky as he grabbed a bottle of wine from the counter and grabbed a small glass before pouring and drinking it
Edna panted for breath as she saw Naruto's cock was still standing tall "You're still hard?" She asked in pure surprise
"Well I need to break in your pussy next. Besides I'm usually good for about 10 shots" Naruto told her with a grin as he approached her and pinned her to the couch as he kissed at her neck making her moan
'I'm gonna die from this!!" Edna Thought in shock as she thought about getting fucked for ten shots getting pounded that rough over snd over again before Naruto slammed his dick insode her cock
The sounds of Naruto and Edna having sed was heard from her apartment throughout the night all the way into early morning.