Special thanks to Porpol for beta-reading this chapter.

"Ngh… hrmm…?" Miss Longueville woke up with a severe migraine. She sat up, feeling some weight on her side and ignoring it to look around.

Okay, she's in her room, everything seems to be in place, if not for-... the empty champagne bottle on the ground… her clothing lying next to it… and a lot of glass shards and some debris right next to the curtains?

"..." The woman looked underneath the bed sheets and found herself dressed in the same way she came to the world, fully naked, her true curvy and mature body her outfit hid being in all show to whoever could lay eyes on it, "What…?"

Getting off the bed, the woman reached for her glasses and put them on while getting off the bed. Of course, she almost fell due to her legs being shaky and wobbly, so she had to get some support from the wall. The poor woman believed it was the alcohol effects playing against her… which made her wonder; why the hell did she drink last night to the point of sleeping naked?

Being careful to not step on any broken glass or debris, Fouquet reached to the curtains of her room and pulled them open to reveal-... a decently big hole where the window was supposed to be… and a sun long past morning.

"... KYAAA?!" She's late to work and her wall is broken! But who cares for the latter? Osmond will be molesting her twice as much today for not being on time!

Rushing over to her wardrobe, stumbling on the way, she opened it and reached for any outfit that did not smell of alcohol or bad in general!

She'll have to quickly task some maids to clean up the mess, wash her clothing, then she has to do something about her hair, it's a mess right now!

AND WHY IS THERE A SWORD INSIDE HER CLOSET?!

As she finished putting on a set of panties and began putting on a bra to cover her well-sized chest, the woman began thinking of an excuse to use on Osmond, maybe let him touch her butt (even if she hates it) to get on his good side and quickly be done with it!

Oh, but what if Colbert questions it too!? What if they question the suspicious hole in the wall!? Then she'll have to come up with something, invent a close relative died yesterday and she drank on their name while casting some destruction to remember-

"Hehehe~" A voice came from Miss Longueville's bed, and the woman turned to it with a hollow gaze to find a bulge under the sheets of the bed moving a little.

… Oh, that explained a lot. Like, so much.

"..." Miss Longueville casually reached for the sword she had on her closet and unsheathed it before walking closer to the bulge in her bed.

She was planning on running the fuck away from the Academy after getting the Staff of Destuction and finding out how to use it, so who cares if someone disappears before the Familiar Exhibition!?

She pulled the sheets off and got ready to stab-!

"Nhya… stop it, stoopid dragon~"

"Kyu~"

Two girls were on her bed.

One of them was the so-called Beatrice Hiraga de la Valliere. The other is a blue-haired girl Fouquet has never seen in her life being just as naked as the other… and suckling on Beatrice's chest.

"..." Her rage began dissipating as, suddenly, memories of last night came out.

"C-CHOTTO MATTE KUDASAI! THIS ISN'T HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO!" Beatrice cried while tied up to a chair and her sword casually lying inside of the room's closet, all while Fouquet held a knife and was ready to gut the girl alive.

"You know a lot… and you are a Founder damn pervert! I'll give you Divine Justice myself!" The younger girl screamed in sheer panic as the mature woman raised the knife-

CRASH

"Bea-Sis! Illococoo is hungry!" Sylphid poked her head inside of Fouquet's room, the curtains of the room covering the dragon's eyes as it made a hole on the wall.

"W-WHAT THE FUCK!?" Seeing Fouquet drop her knife, Beatrice used her protagonist's powers to break the rope holding her to the chair and tackle Longueville down, making sure to kick the knife through the hole Sylphid's head had just made, the dragon watching the blade go by her underside and fall off to the ground, almost killing an innocent Guiche who was taking a midnight walk to convince himself the outside world was a safe place, "G-Get off-!"

"Now, now, we got two options here~" The pervert pulled out her wand and pressed it against Fouquet's nose, "You can let me brand you a Familiar here and now… or you do something to make me forget you tried to torture me, Auntie Mathilda~"

"... I-..." She was at a loss, and truly with her back against the wall… what was she supposed to do here?! "I-I only have some cheap champagne, I can't really-"

Beatrice's eyes sparkled and she got nearer to the woman, "Wait, you got fancy stuff here!?"

"... It's not fancy, it's cheap."

"Who cares!? I'm underaged at home and they never let me drink!"

Fouquet stared at the girl for a solid minute this time, "What is 'underaged'?"

And after that… the dragon became that blue-haired girl somehow… and they began drinking.

Yes, Fouquet was confident she could get those two drunk enough to kill them before they realized it!

But… but…

"Auntie Mathilda… has anyone told you that you're sexier than Auntie Kirche?~"

"Agreed~ Illococoo thinks weird woman's heat smell is nicer than weird boobs~"

"... Ah." Mathilda Saxe Gotha/Miss Longueville/Fouquet dropped the sword and tears formed around her face, "I-... I spread my legs open… they-..." She sniffed a little sadly, "They abused my innocence!"

You were about to kill one of them! What innocence did they abuse!?

Fouquet fell to her knees and sobbed loudly at the loss of her purity… they did not have a dildo or anything, but Beatrice had seen some films of her parents (by accident) and she knew some… spells her Mommy liked to use on her Daddy… Pogging day was a day Saito never looked forward to.

Her loud sobbing was enough to wake up the other two girls, who both felt a huge migraine hitting them hard.

"Kyuuu… Why is the cock crying so loud…?" Illococoo, Sylphid's true form, put both hands on her ears a little dizzily after her lips let go of Beatrice's nipple.

"I don't know, but I swear I'll choke that cock so hard…" She let out a hic while rubbing her forehead, "It'll beg for mercy as his white foam comes out from the peck and-..." Her eyes stopped as she found the 'cock' crying loudly. "Oh, Morning, Auntie Mathilda! Wild night last night, right?"

Is she ignoring the problem? Probably, yes.

"You!" Fouquet reached for the sword again and tried to get up-

THUD

-only to fall down because her legs gave up again.

Thinking about it, she can't even feel her hips! How rough did these two go on her?!

"Uh…" Beatrice tilted her head at the amusing sight of the woman trying to look menacing, and only showing the same type of submissiveness she showed last night, "Do you-... need some help with it?"

"Shut up!" Fouquet used the sword as support to get up and glare at the girls on her bed. It would have looked more threatening if not for the sweet damp spot in the middle of her panties (damn she was still wet~) or the fact she was in her undies only, and her hair was still a mess. "You dared to put your perverted hands on me! I am now morally allowed to chop your heads off!"

"I wonder if Auntie Tiff will be fine with you killing a girl of her age~"

"You are a monster! No different from Nobles! No, even worse than them!" Fouquet raised the sword, "I'll simply-" She raised it too high and is now starting to fall backwards, "-WHOA?!"

THUD

"... Ow…" A small tear forms on the woman's face as she tries to keep taking the humiliation in.

Illococoo noticed the weird woman felt sad and thus got off the bed, moved to her side, and licked her cheek like a dog trying to cheer its owner up.

"Ugh…" Of course, this only made Fouquet remember when the dragon's tongue was licking something else, something puffy.

Beatrice, however, knew it was time to stop messing around and be the Hero she knows she is. Otherwise why would she be sent back in time if not to fix all the fuck ups her parents did on their adventures! Yes, even marrying… but that was a front that looked solved already.

Standing up from the bed, the girl and the spell between her legs moved closer to Fouquet, "Don't worry, Auntie. Now that I have found you, I can start making plans with you to change the future!"

Fouquet seriously did not like the sight her eyes were viewing, and she was trying so hard to not panic again. She wanted to tell the two off, find wherever the hell she put her wand and kill these two… but no matter how she saw it, that's an impossible thing.

Meaning she has to deal with them now or else be afraid of the possible consequences.

"What do you want now?"

Beatrice grinned at the idea forming in her head. She's sure her parents will be proud of her just like she is proud of them!

Shido is not proud of himself right now!

He doesn't even know how he even got himself into this situation! Honest!

Okay, no, he definitely knew how he got himself here. It has been a few days since Origami was sealed and he and everyone had been planning to go on a shopping trip in order to make her feel more integrated into the team, considering she tried to kill a few of them numerous times.

In that, the alarms that detect the arrival of a new spirit went off all of a sudden!

So Kotori, his little sister and boss of sorts, sent him off to do his job.

Spirits, beings capable of destroying the world, each one simply by entering the human realm. They were beings hunted down by an evil organization seeking to use their crystals, sort of their souls, in order to grow more powerful. The only real way to make them stop their murdering spree on them is by sealing them.

Upon sealing, the spirit becomes no different from a normal human, and thus hunting them would be like hunting humans, and thus they'd be safe… for the moment.

How exactly is a Spirit sealed? Simple. By making the spirit fall in love and kiss the protagonist; Shido Itsuka!

He arrived at the spot the spirit had appeared in; an abandoned game zone, and he found her eating a corn dog while tapping her foot on the ground. And… Shido didn't feel comfortable from the get go.

It was another loli, a pink-haired girl in a strange old hunter type armor with a deer helmet and a strange looking staff by her side. He-... didn't know what to make of her. But he had arrived before the evil organization, so he was quick to join her side and start a chat!

Surprisingly she was well-mannered and friendly!

She agreed to join him in a "date" in exchange for him taking her around the entire Arcade and gaming zone, and-... Shido has only been humiliated so many times in video games before, now he could add one more to the counter.

How did someone who looked straight out of the middle ages learn how to be so good at games? He didn't know, but at this point, he stopped trying to care about the "how".

All in all, the date had been going well, and he was sure of it. Louise was opening up more to him, even telling him stuff about her likes and dislikes, and of some of her hobbies

Though, he did find something… weird. Looking at catalogs of stuff to do with family, that most of her favorite games were multiplayer, and even the marriage ring on her right hand. Of course, Shido thought that maybe Louise was simply lonely and in need of company, or a lover… Thinking back on it, it should have been dead obvious.

The date was ready to end with the sunset at its highest point, and for once, Shido thought he wouldn't have to deal with something lengthy to seal a spirit! He leaned in to kiss her… and not only did she kick him in the crotch, but someone from behind pile drived him to the concrete floor.

"What the fuck is your problem!?" Louise asked the pile-driven boy with a deep blush on her face.

Her husband (dressed in the Ancient Nord Armor), however, while being furious at the teen, was also looking mad at his wife, "Oh, please, don't put all the blame on the kid. I bet you were trying to seduce this child to get back at me for something I haven't done, didn't you?!"

"I can smell the drama of a Soap Opera!" Derflinger screamed from the sheath of the Ebony Blade, the new sword he was now using to exist in.

"Shut up, Derf!"

"Guh…" It took the blue-haired boy almost a minute to recover and get back to his feet, watching as the married couple was discussing left and right. Shido could hear from his earphone various human members of his team commenting how this sight was nostalgic to them… He tried to ignore them, especially his sister who was frantically trying to make sense of what was going on, "W-Wait…"

Both Saito and Louise turned to Shido with an annoyed look each of them.

"I-I didn't know she was married, I-I'm sorry… I thought-"

Saito stopped him, "Oh, look, a small child in some weird clothing and alone. I'll woo her~!" The man's sarcastic tone did nothing but remind Shido of how this'd look to any outsider… but wait a moment!

"She's your wife!"

"I met her when I was seventeen and she was sixteen! That she never grew up is another thing!" Saito came to regret those words as Louise kicked him in the crotch too, causing him to turn pale and fall to the ground in pain alongside his harem protagonist brother in soul.

Looking at the two boys with plenty of disgust, Louise was ready to voice out her claims on men being the true scorn of Earth… but the sound of jets in the air caught her attention. Looking up, Louise found various women in mech armors flying over them and aiming dozens of high-advanced looking guns at them.

Great, more thieves. As if Louise didn't have enough of them in Skyrim!

Shido seemed to start panicking upon noticing a certain blonde on the front of this team.

"We meet again, boy." Ellen Mathers, the strongest Wizard and Spirit Hunter spoke with a bit of a grin, making Shido shudder.

Wizards, soldiers led by a man named Wescott, and the ones in charge of killing Spirits for their crystals. And from all of them, she was the strongest one, having defeated several of his friends and almost killing some of them too.

This was the worst case scenario they could have found themselves in!

Louise, and even Saito who was getting up, however felt nothing but hollow shallowness. So this world was a sort of modern one with futuristic tones for the enemies within it. Just when they thought they found a world that would at least not have them fight for their lives…

Shido was quick to get up and listen as, from the intercom, he got informed of a quick escape route. "F-Follow me! I know the way out of-!"

"No, I want those wings and that gun!" Like a little child, Louise whined at Saito and Shido while pointing at Mathers, making the woman tilt her head… Wait, how is she hearing them from so high above the ground?

The blue-haired teenager stared at Louise as if she had grown a second head, and maybe a tail. Didn't she understand those people were dangerous?!

No, she didn't, she thinks they're just muggers. Idiots who had heard of her and Saito killing dragons still tried to mug them. They stopped questioning human insanity in the three days they were at Skyrim.

Of course, none of the people in this world had any idea of this, so they simply thought that Louise was one hell of a violent bitch… which she really is.

"Alright… Can you snipe them?" Saito casually asked as he got up from the ground, receiving a head-shake from his wife. They were too far away for a safe quick kill.

Mathers was not happy at the way these two were speaking about her and her team, so she stored her rifle and instead pulled out her energy blade while rushing in at them, "Don't look down at me!"

Shido panicked and he began hearing his sister scream at the Spirits on their side to be ready to enter combat and get Louise and Saito out of the place alongside Shido. They wouldn't get the chance to.

Seeing the enemy charge stupidly at them, Saito breathed in, "FUS…" By the time Mathers felt like she made a huge mistake, she was already in front of them, "RO DAH!"

CRASH

The human was sent flying all the way into a rather large skyscraper nearly a full kilometer behind her… and somehow took down the supports of said building, making it collapse on top of Mathers. Her boss would soon get the notification of his strongest soldier's death.

Her subordinates that had been with her, however, were staring wide-eyed as the building continued and continued falling on top of their leader.

"AHEM!" All of them flinched as Louise aimed her staff at them, "Drop your clothes and weapons, and we won't do the same to you!"

That day, Shido watched as a dozen Mages were allowed to run back to their homes naked, and Louise and Saito began destroying random daggers they had to add the new equipment to their inventory bags… needless to say, they enjoyed the loot. And Shido was forced to be the two's host for all the time they'd remain here… but hey, at least he or anyone wouldn't have to worry about Mathers anymore!

For some reason, that made him feel guiltier.

The tension in the carriage was at its highest point. It actually has been at its highest point since they got in it but they refused to acknowledge it until now.

The Valliere Family was seriously considering letting the Matriarch of the family ride in her own Familiar apart from them, if just to relieve some of the tension inside. But they knew appearances had to be kept… even if they fully wanted to just kick Karin out.

Calm as she appeared to be on the outside, her two daughters and husband knew better that she was doing her best to not explode in sheer rage at the idiocies Louise had been reported to have done.

Invading another Noble's land? Causing major damages to his property which she promised to fully pay up? Buying land from another Noble just because there was a village there she wanted to keep after forging Karin's name to ensure 'no' wouldn't be an answer from them? And now they're hearing rumors of Louise having an affair with a Commoner! Not just any commoner! But the servant she bought from the Count whose terrain she invaded and destroyed!

No one seemed to acknowledge the dead guard, but hey, his family was used to not being acknowledged by the law supposedly defending them.

Point is, if Beatrice didn't turn out to be Louise's twin, someone was undoubtedly going to die!

"... So!" Cattleya clapped her hands while trying to lift up the mood, "Who else is excited for the Exhibition? I heard someone summoned a Dragon!"

"That was a Gallian girl." Karin replied without missing a beat, completely unfazed by the achievement.

The middle of the Valliere daughters refused to have the conversation end there, "I also heard someone summoned a Salamander."

"It was a Zerbst." No one blamed Karin for turning this topic down.

"A-And a Mole! A giant underground Mole!" Finally, the kindest of the Valliere's managed to hit a student without any sort of polemic behind him and who belonged to this Nation!

Karin, however, simply looked at her daughter with a deadpan, "Its Master has been rumored to not have left his room after losing a duel. His father is seriously considering retiring him from the Academy and disowning him."

"..." Founder-dammit! Why did she have to hit the only student whose situation is similar to Louise's!?

Eleanore, however, managed to actually hit a good conversation topic, "Well, and what exactly do you think Louise will have this "Beatrice" do?"

Now that was a question they could make some chat with.

And the family began pondering on it, with Sandorion going first; "Maybe she'll have her read a book? Most commoners don't know how to read, and given all of the Water Mages were innocent, it's likely she was raised by them."

Cattleya pouted at the slightly cruel comment from her Father, "No, I am confident she'll have her perform a Dance. A show on how to excel at a party or something like that!"

"Pffft." Eleanore snorted at the possibility, "Louise doesn't even know how to dance, no way she'll teach her that. I think she'll have Beatrice cast a spell and call it a day."

Karin remained quiet at the talk of her family… which was indeed helping her calm down. No human has ever been a Familiar before, much less a Mage! What kind of presentation will her useless daughter have planned?

As she pondered on the unlimited possibilities, she began thinking that, maybe if Louise does give one hell of a spectacle, maybe it'd show that Louise had a good reason to take all those decisions, maybe it'd finally be her chance to prove she is not a failure!

A small smile formed on Karin's lips… maybe this would go smoothly after all.

"The exhibition is tomorrow?" Louise asked Siesta, who was staring at her with disapproval. The two of them are having a "tea party" inside Louise's room, Siesta dressed in a different pretty formal dress at that.

The Maid simply brought it up because of Louise's seemingly lack of interest in the topic, in case Beatrice being seen absolutely nowhere and she herself being the Noble girl's main center of attention were any sign of it.

"Yes, Louise." Siesta took a hold of the cup of tea and took a sip from it.

The reaction Louise had was not what Siesta thought it'd be, "Eh, it'll be fine. Beatrice has a lot of things inside her head, I'm sure she'll come up with something that will amuse everyone." She brushed the fact aside while taking a sip from her own tea.

"Louise, you remember the Princess will be attending the Exhibition, right?"

"..." Louise suddenly got frozen in place, the tea she was sipping starting to leak from the sides of her mouth and-... Why isn't she flinching in pain!? That tea is hot!

Siesta was considering keeping quiet… but knew she had to be firm with this girl who has been doing nothing but apparently simping over her for the last few days, "And I heard rumors the Valliere family, your family, has made special first line reservations for the event too."

Silence, beautiful silence filled the room in which Louise's brain absorbed the information.

"..." Siesta calmly took another bite out of her cake and another sip from her own tea again, "Louise, are you fin-"

"BEATRICE!" The pink haired loli vanished from her spot, a Louise-shaped smoke figure remaining in her place as the real girl blasted off to look for her Familiar.

The smoke figure stayed still at first, and after a solid ten seconds it began imitating the pink haired Noble's actions and rushing away too.

"..." Siesta sighed and got up, taking off her heels and chasing after Louise.

Sometimes she pondered if living as Mott's Mistress would be less noisy and awkward than having been saved by this dumbass of a Noble.

AN:

Beta-Reader: Hey, isn't this too dark for a T-Rated story?

Me: … It's M-Rated.

Beta-Reader: (*Poker face*)

So, news, I got a beta-reader, meaning my writing should not suck so hard anymore XD

His username is Porpol, he does some Neptunia fanfics from time to time, and I don't know if he really liked beta-reading this since he is NOT a crack fan XD

Still, I wanted to thank him and all of you who read this. If you like my content, give his a chance ;)

Anyways, enough spamming, let us answer reviews~

allison61509: Yup, those two are almost one and the same.

Bobb1: Yep, you'll find out what Louise's plan with Siesta is throughout the story, and yes, we're practically nearing the fated meeting~
Also, did you guess it'd be a world like Date A Live the next destination? It was originally going to be DA… but given you guessed it I decided to move it for another time XD

Kudos for whoever guesses what armor Louise was wearing btw. They'll get a special surprise from me~

As always thank you so much for reading this, feel free to leave a review if you liked or disliked the chapter (all criticism is accepted), and will see you all next time~!

Shadic out~!

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