Hell. The one place many humans who had sinned on Earth fell to a place where suffering is all eternity and they say "Ye who enters abandon all hope". It is divided by the 7 rings and each are ruled by a Prince from the Seven Deadly Sins. The Ruler of the Pride Ring and the King of all Hell is none other than the Fallen Angel, a Light Bringer and God's ex second-in-command, Lucifer Morningstar. For he did not rule alone, he shares his power with his Queen Lilith, the Mother of all Demons, and the First Succubus. Many Earthborn sinners are trapped in the Pride ring under Lucifer's preference of reign because he had once dreamed to rule humanity, God's creation, and Lucifer will never allow other Hell monarchs to have power over them. Amongst the sinners whom Lucifer had favored were granted a rank as Overlords and were given territory until they died and replaced. The issue Hell had was overpopulation of many sinners which is why Heaven elected an annual purge against the demons in the Pride Ring by the Exterminators, saints who were once human were given the privilege to punish and destroy the sinners who had made their lives hard when they were alive.
Charlotte Morningstar, aka Charlie, Crown Princess of Hell, had witnessed the carnage on the Day of Purge and she had never been so heartbroken. Growing up, she always tries to see the good of the sinners and they are her people. That is when she produces a plan for a more humane way to hinder over population and change souls through redemption in her rehabilitation hotel. With a help of her girlfriend, Vaggie, they did a trial with Angel Dust as a first sinner to be rehabilitated and he had been clean (sort of) for 2 weeks. Charlie and Vaggie had set up an interview with a 666-news report which it was not going so well; Katie Killjoy being a royal bitch and not even Charlie's song is enough to get through to her and the audience. To make things worse, breaking news had an update on a current turf war that Angel Dust had joined to help his girl buddy, Cherri Bomb, against the notorious Sir Pentious. Katie Killjoy and the rest of the crew laughed at her dismay of failure until Charlie called her a bitch which made Killjoy lose her shit and grew extra claws (legs?) and attacked Charlie which started a catfight between these two ladies. Tom Trench was caught in the crossfire from Charlie's fireball that was meant for Katie.
Moments later in the limousine, Charlie was sulking from her fight and failed attempt while Vaggie and Angel Dust argued on the way to the hotel. After they were dropped off, Charlie called her mother outside of hotel and left a voicemail about her interview and how her dad may be right. She went back inside depressed until a knock on a door with "shave and a haircut, two bits." Charlie opened and was shocked to find the most feared Overlord, the Radio Demon, Alastor. To cut this ending short, Alastor wanted to help around the hotel because he was bored. He employed Husk and Nifty as hotel crew. When Sir Pentious attacked, Alastor summoned his shadow powers to wreck his airship. After the destruction, Alastor offered to make the gang jambalaya and change the name of the hotel Happy to Hazbin.
Weeks later
There had been no progress since Charlie and Vaggie opened the hotel. They tried to find a new way to advertise and convince the sinners that the hotel is rent-free, free phone service, free cable, and free food in return to rehabilitate so they can go to heaven but nothing. Husk is always found drunkenly sleeping on the bar with cheap alcohol in his hand (paw?), Nifty tidying up and cleans every dust she can find, Angel Dust always disappearing for his job as a stripper, and Alastor is nowhere to be found because he has "important business" to attend to.
Charlie's in her chair by the desk making some new flyers while Vaggie is checking on her phone to see any followers for the hotel's social media. "No followers yet, hon. Are you sure we need to change it up?" Charlie sighed and looked at her girlfriend. "Well, we can't be expected to be noticed immediately and it takes time. Hopefully, sooner than expected." Charlie sadly smiled and faced the desk trying to think of the new way to have sinners checking in. There is no way she is going back to the news station after the incident. Vaggie sat on the desk near Charlie and place her hand on her shoulder. "I know it takes time and I know you will never give up. You always look for the best of people regardless of their...'sins' and I love you for that." Charlie looked up with a warm smile and places her hand on Vaggie's. "Aw, thanks Vaggie. I love you, too" Vaggie sat up and hug Charlie from behind and commented. "Besides, hon, it's not like the answer will fall from the sky."
BOOOOM!
That surprised both women, woke Husk up "WHAT THE SHIT?!", and made Nifty jumped. Charlie spoke up "Um...what was that?" Vaggie hugged Charlie closer in defensive mode. "I... don't know. Me and my fucking big mouth."
Angel Dust was freshening up after his strip show from the stage but not after Valentino was horny as fuck and used Angel Dust as pleasure. Again. After the horrific event, Angel Dust took a shower and put on his clothes before he heads back to hotel. Walking down the streets, he was glad the worse was over even when he was getting used to it and could not care less about it just as long as he gets to see his Fat Nuggets.
BOOOOM!
"JESUS! THE FUCK WAS THAT?!" Angel Dust looked up in the sky but sighed in relief it was not Sir Pentious. However, He did see a smoke from where whatever fell from the sky. He ran towards to investigate.
Alastor was strolling down the streets on his merry way with music from the 30's playing. Many sinners caught sight of him and ran in terror. After all, Alastor is terrifying and his smile displays dominance. It does not take a rocket scientist to know what he can do and what sick games he has on store. He arrived to the building where the meeting for the Overlords was taking in and they talk about usual topics about their territories, gangs, and arms trading.
BOOOOM!
That sound alerted the Overlords and many had come outside to see what was going on. All they can see is a large trail of smoke which many assumed may something fell from the sky. Alastor smiled wider when he looked at the other Overlords and back at the smoke. He thought, ' Unlike those imbeciles, I can sense the energy coming from the crash in a distance and I have to say, it's more powerful than I thought. It felt angelic but anger and hatred as well... Interesting.'
Lucifer was in the middle of the paperwork that needed to be looked over and signed while Lilith was by the window with a glass of wine in her hand. She remembered the voicemail Charlie had left about her interview but still will work on her passion project. Lilith loves her little girl unconditionally and she only wished for her and Lucifer to patch things up. After all, Charlie got crazy ideas from her dad when HE decided to form a military coup against God and take His throne.
BOOOOM!
That surprised the King and Queen as Lilith dropped her glass and ran to her husband. "Dear? What was that?!" Lucifer hugged his wife to comfort her. "I'm sure it was nothing. Probably some pest that dared trying to..." Lucifer paused as he sensed something strong. Suddenly, he looked like he's seen a ghost, not facing his wife. Lilith looked at him questionably, "Dear? What is it?" Lucifer hesitantly answered in his demonic voice, "HE IS HERE."
Angel Dust ran to the trial of smoke through the streets and alleys until he found gas station except there is no gas station anymore because it was demolished in the crater. "Damn! What fucking fell from the sky?" His answer was in the form of a figure that slowly rises in the flames and turns it head towards Angel Dust who took one step back.
The figure marches towards him through the flames and Angel Dust does not know what to do but watch. As he moves out the fire, it was clear to see a very muscular figure, wearing a clad of strange armor in green and brown color, with a retractable blade on his left arm, some sort of cannon on his shoulder, exposed biceps, and it is hard to see his face through the visor on his helmet. Angel Dust clearly sees that he is a man but never in his afterlife had seen a man like him. "Holy shit! You may be the toughest son of a bitch who could not only stand the flames but survived fall to a fucking gas station, no less!" The armored man only stares at him in silence. Angel Dust took notice. "Strong and silence. I dig that to a man."
He strutted towards a stranger to get a closer look and flirted in sultry voice. "My, what big, strong arms ya got. You look like you can wrestle a bear or, me?" He places his hand on his shoulder and uses his other hands to trace his fingers over the figure's arms and torso. "Name's Angel Dust, babe. Best porn star of all hell. For you, I can make you feel like heaven for free. (winks) How bout we go somewhere private and properly introduce ourselves?" Suddenly, the armored golem quickly grabbed Angel Dust's throat with one hand and choked him. "Ghrk!...Harder, daddy!...ghah!...You sure know how to BDSM...*cough*...Kinky!"
The space marine was unsatisfied for his attempted threat and throw Angel Dust to the floor. He got up with his hand on a sore throat and saw the armored clad leaving. "What the fuck, man?! You walking out on me with your manly muscles, and, your big package? Fucking tease!" The armored man paid no attention to Angel Dust's rant and continues his way.
In the abandon warehouse were a gang of sinners smuggling weapons left behind by the Exterminators and some drugs. They were loading up crates into the trucks and armed guards are patrolling the gates, field, warehouse, and some are on the roof for sniping position.
The boss just walked out of the small office, still on his hell phone. "Yes, sir, we will have the package you ordered ready and will be delivered in a dead of night. You can expect the qualities on the latest addition of our product. See ya there." He hung up. "Alright, listen up! We are on a fucking clock, people, and I want the trucks loaded and ready! If the customers ain't happy, there'll be a fucking bloodshed and it'll look bad for business! Chop-chop!" The workers load up the new batch in the truck and already strapping around.
Meanwhile at the gates, "Fuck. I'm so fucking bored. Standing for hours." One of the two guards was feeling sluggish. "Bitch, stop whining. It's only been 2 hours."
"Well, sooorryyyy! I'm itching for some action."
"Please, what moron would want to come here 'less they got a death wish?"
"At least it'll get me someone to put a cap on their ass. Shit, I'll take anyon...Um, who da fuck is that?" The two guards caught the sight of the armor golem marching towards the gate and then stopped, staring at them silently. They look at each other and back at the stranger. One of them laughs, "Hey, Master Chief! Ya lost or something? Comic-Con is that way!" He points to his left. Both laughed at the joke. "Ah...but seriously, I'd be lying if I said that isn't the most bad ass cosplay. However, you're trespassing a private property. You lucky I was fucking bored, so I'll let it slide. Now, beat it."
The stranger didn't move. "Um...hello? I said fucking beat it." The stranger didn't move nor seem to head his words. "Hey, is this a fucking joke to you? Cuz it ain't funny no more!"
"Maybe he can't hear you with his helmet on." The guard turns to the other guard "Like shit he can't!" The turns back to the stranger. "Hey asshole! You fucking deaf or something?!" The stranger didn't say or make any movement to reply.
"Ok! That fucking does it! You wanna play on me, fucker? How about I take a look at the real pussy's face behind?!" Already losing his patience, the guard reach out his hand and tried take the helmet off but in a blink of eye, the stranger's gauntlet grabbed on the demon's wrist and crushing it, causing him to scream. "Ow! OW! OWWW! FUCK! GET THIS FUCKER OFF ME!" The guard was trying to escape the stranger crushing grip but proved futile. The other guard points at his rifle to the stranger. "HEY, ASSHOLE! LET HIM GO BEFORE I SHOOT YOU DEAD!" The stranger turns to the other guard and in the instance, he hurled the demon towards the guard and both crashed at the gates. They struggle to get up. "Well, you got your wish, you son of a bitch!"
"Oh, so it's my fault?! (winces) Fuck! My wrist!" The stranger reach something behind him and pulls out a double-barreled shotgun. "The fuck? Did he pull that out of his ass?"
"WHO CARES?! SHOOT THAT FUCKER!"
The boss is in his office, counting out some cash thru his deposit registry from today's deliveries. On each count, he marks on his note and use his calculator.
Bang
That made the boss jump. "What the fuck is going on?!" His walkie-talkie came online in it's charging pad. "(Buzz) Sir! We heard a gun-fire on the south gate. Moving in to investigate. Wait...something charging to the gates...(Crash) What the fuck?! Open fire!"
The sounds on gunshot can be heard outside. The boss grabs his walkie-talkie and push the button. "What the fuck is happening out there?! Who are those people thinking they can fuck with my business?!" He has a reputation of being the best and most respected supplier for the crime syndicates and Overlords. There's no way they decided to change their minds and take his shit. He is protected by the powerful people whom he has connections. "Sir, it's not people. It's a man. Just one man...Oh FUCK! HE'S GOT A MINIGUN!" The boss was not satisfied, "Who!? WHO THE FUCK IS 'JUST ONE MAN'?! I WANT HIM FUCKING DEAD RIGHT NOW!" The gunfire continues for a couple of minutes. "For fuck's sake! I have 1500 gunmen in this fucking warehouse! He should be dead by now!"
Bang
Suddenly, the main door of the warehouse the boss was in burst open and his personal gunmen opened fire. "SHIT!" The boss quickly dove under his desk to avoid crossfire. "WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW'S THAT INTRUDER STILL STANDING?! THERE'S NO WAY HE CAN TAKE ON ALL...Wait...Why's everything so quit?"
The sounds of gunfire ceased. The boss hesitantly moves out of his desk and saw what stood in his doorway is a giant, muscularly armored behemoth colored green and brown with a dark visor on his helmet. The boss quickly raced to his desk and pull out his double-action revolver with holy rounds. He pointed to the stranger "OK, you listen, you son of a bitch! I don't know who the fuck are you nor do I care what the fuck you think you are! Did one of the gangs send you? Huh? Because I'm fucking protected by the Overlords and you can bet your ass, they'll send their army to whoever mess with their shit and their supplier! Me!" The stranger stood still while staring at the boss menacingly.
"What? Lost for words? Speak!" The stranger said nothing. "SPEAK, GODDAMM IT!" Once again, the stranger said nothing. "OH, FUCK YOU!" The boss pulled the trigger and the bullet fired. When it contacted his left breast plate, it made a dink and bounce off. The boss was shocked, "What...The..Fuck?" The stranger slowly walks to the boss. "No. No. No! No! No! NO! FUCKING NO!" The boss kept firing his gun on the stranger's head, his thighs, and his abdomen. None proved the effort to neither kill him nor slow him down as he is getting closer. "THIS CAN'T BE REAL! THOSE ARE FUCKING HOLY BULLETS! YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING DEAD!"
The last shot might be the biggest mistake the boss ever made in his afterlife and certainly going to be his last; he fired at the stranger's crotch area which the bullet bounced off. The stranger looked down to the bullet and looks back at the boss. He clenched his fists and glares at his last victim. The boss' hand lost the gripped dropped his gun and chuckles, "Ehehehehe...hahahahah!...I'm fucked, am I?"
Happy, I mean, Hazbin Hotel
Husk just woke up from his little hang over and yawned. "Fuck...How long was I out?" He catches Nifty cleaning up his drool and he assumed the other 2 girls are still planning for this hotel. Then, he looked at his hand still carrying cheap booze, half way done. "Not enough." He brought to his mouth and down it like water.
Suddenly, the door opened, Angel Dust enters to the main hall and muttered, "Fuck, my back! Val's was getting worked up 'bout somethin' but why the fuck did he made me work overtime?" Angel Dust saw Husk drinking away in a bar and grinned, "Hey, pussycat. ~ I've been working really hard and I'm felling sore. Mind giving me a message? I promised I won't say no if you're planning on.." Husk rolled his eyes and slammed the bottle on the bar. "Oh for fuck's sake, Angel! I'll get you some liquor so you can leave me alone! And for the last fucking time, I ain't fucking you!"
Husk grabbed the 4 small bottles of vodka and pass it to Angel which he was grateful. "Oh, Husk, baby. You're in denial. I know you want me to go, but..." he grabs 4 bottle and winks, "you love to watch me leave."
"Well, of course I want you to lea..." Husk's eyes pop up when he just realized what Angel meant. "Hey! I don't mean watching your fucking ass, ya dick!"
"Mmm-mm~ you said my favorite word." Husk grabbed another cheap booze botte. "Whatever." Vaggie stormed in the main lobby. "Where the fuck have you been, puto?!" Angel Dust was taking back, "Woah, bitch! I've been at work."
"Yea, but you've been taking fucking forever!"
"Listen, toots, I've been working overtime cuz my daddy was worked up for whatever fucking reason!" Angel Dust placed his fingers on the bridge of his nose (if he has one). "Just fucking great; First, overtime. Second, some asshole stole my drugs. Third, Husk and some hunky tunk rejected me. Now, there's a bitch screaming my ears off. Can this get any better?" Right on cue, Alastor had opened the front door, letting himself in. "Oh, it can my feminine fellow!" Vaggie rubbed her temples in annoyance, muttering "Of fucking course, he comes out of nowhere."
"Why, haven't you all catch the news? There is a new star in Hell! A brute wreaking havoc across the Pentagram! It is a show you can't miss!" Alastor's announcement had gotten everyone's attention except for Husk who doesn't seem to care. It even peaked Charlie in interested when entered the lobby and happily greeted the Radio Demon. "Hi Alastor! I'm glad your home! But, uh, what about the 'new star' you were saying?"
Alastor grabbed the TV remote, "Why don't we find out, my dear? The picture show shall explain it." He pressed the power button and the screen turns on in the news channel. "BREAKING NEWS...Good evening, sinners I'm Katie Killjoy..."
"And I'm Tom Trench. There had been multiple reports of chaos around the Pride Ring and the demons caught in carnage are permanently dead."
" That's right, Tom. The casualties are mostly the gangs of demons and the culprit seems to be...wait..am I reading this shit, right? A fucking green, astronaut?"
"Well, it seems 'Master Chief', or whatever the fucking kids call it nowadays, is going toe-to-toe with even the most dangerous demons and I got to say, I sure don't want to be them. "
"I fucking wish you were, you dickless little bitch. (Sticks a pencil to Tom's eye causing him to scream in agony) We'll be right back with more news after a break. WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK.."
Everyone, except Alastor, were shocked. Sure, there had been sinners that kills everything in sight when they first arrive but something about the armored one that instills fear like children afraid of the boogeyman. Angel Dust pointed out, "Hey, that's a fella that refused my services!" Vaggie glared at him. "Really, Angel?"
"What? He's fucking hot and got 'nough muscle to lift a fucking 8-wheeler. How was I supposed to not find him attractive or know he was capable of destruction? Although, that'll explain chokehold from earlier."
"WHAT?! Oh god I don't wanna know." Vaggie retched. Angel rolls his eyes. "He was grabbing my neck, you dumb bitch! Jeez, and they said I have a dirty mind." Vaggie pulls out her spear and pointed at Angel. "First off, puto, don't call me dumb. Second, I don't have a fucking dirty mind!" Angel pulls out a baseball bat, "Better think of your next move, slut. Cuz next one ain't gonna be pretty." Vaggie and Angel both stared out each other, waiting for either one of them to make the first move until Charlie intervenes between them. "Guys, knock it off! We need to find that green guy before he hurts anyone else!"
Vaggie looked at her girlfriend in concern, "Um, hon...Are you nuts!? We don't know enough about that guy and he's too dangerous!" Husk raises his bottle, "I second that! You never want to go without knowing your enemy." Charlie faces the staff, "I know he's vicious but if we don't stop him, there'll be no one left to help seek redemption! Perhaps, we can help him seek redemption."
The staff were stilled too stiffed to even think about going after the guy that can send them to double hell. Except, Alastor step in, "Well, what are we waiting for? I cannot wait to shake hands with a celebrity." Charlie smiled when he volunteers to come. Vaggie sighs, "Ok. Because somebody gonna have to look after you, hon." She sternly turns to Alastor, "And keep an eye on him." Angel Dust step in, "Yea, I'm comin' , too, sweet cheeks. That guy still owes me a good time." Vaggie facepalmed and Charlie gleamed in joy, "Alright, then! Husk and Nifty, you stay behind and watch the hotel. We'll be right back, okay?" Husk shrugged and downed his booze when Nifty gave a playful salute. "Razzle! Dazzle! Let's get the limo ready! We need to follow the chaos to find that green guy!" Both stuffed goats glance at each other and gulped nervously. This is gonna be one hell of the day. (Pun intended)
Demons running around in terror while chaos runs rampade and blood painted the streets. Screams and horrors can be heard from every block. Not even looters would dare to exit their hiding holes. The Overlords can see the mayhem from their windows in their buildings. While all them are frightened, some can see some silver linings; more scrapings and territory for them. This is just like the Purge all over again except this time, the green behemoth orchestrated the mass genocide. If there is a spare of brave demons fighting back, they'd be dead by now.
Speaking of bravery, Sir Pentious witnessed the armored being through his monitors and studied him. "How interessssting! Those weapons are not like anything I've ssseen before! And it appears he can switch any weapons when he pulled them which kept vanishing and reappearing. Perhaps, some high tech that is yet to be disssscovered." Pentious gets an idea. "What if I go toe-to-toe to this one-man-army? He had seemed to frighten those low-life sinners! Not only that I get the respect that I ssssolemnly deserved, but I'll study his armor and arsenal so my machines will be UNMATCHED!"
"Gee! That sounds like a great idea, Mister Boss Man!" The Eggbois praised, "That guy's got nothing on you, boss!" " His fancy tech is nothing compared to yours and you give him a run for his money!" Pentious can't help to feel if his Eggbois were really trying or condescending him. Until one of them spoke, "It's gonna be less humiliating than your battle with Angel and Cherri, boss man!" That statement ticked Pentious off and grabbed the Eggboi. "WHAT DID YOU SAY, YOU SHITTY HUMPTY DUMPTY REJECT ?!"
Meanwhile, the streets were paved in guts and corpses had been piling up. The armored titan had ravaged the city left and right. Destroyed buildings and ruptures had become his personal playground. Soon, he's going to learn he's not the only menace that craves destruction. The carnage had attracted none other than the spunky powerhouse, Cherri Bomb. She finds the stranger, not like he's hard to find anyway, and smiles at her new rival that's coming too close to her territory. She sat on the sign on the building wall "Damn! The dude's more fucking crazy than I thought! Well, not crazier than me." She stand and loads of her bombs and rocket launcher. "Let's show this asswipe who's the shit!"
The limo just pulled over beneath her and Angel came out. "Hey, Cherri!" She looks down at Angel and jumps down to meet him. "Yo, Angie! Ya here to watch the show!" Angel playfully bumps arm. "Actually, sugar tits, We are here to be part of the show!" Cherri looks at him confused, "Who's 'we'?" Charlie, Vaggie, and Alastor came out. Charlie spoke up, "Hi, you must be Cherri! I'm Charlie, and this is my girlfriend, Vaggie! And that's Alastor!" Alastor gave a gentleman bow. " A pleasure to meet the powerhouse herself, my dear! Love what you did to my rivals." Cherri snaps her finger and points at Alastor. "Alastor, the Radio Demon Overlord, right? Damn, this day just keeps getting fucking interesting!" Alastor faces where the carnage is happening and grins widely. "Indeed, my dear."
Angel smiled at Cherri. "So anyways, we're heading to that handsome riot's mayhem and he owes me some good time. Wanna tag along?" Cherri didn't think twice before accepting his invitation. "Hell to the fucking yes! That mother fucker's close to my territory, anyways!" Vaggie pulls Angel's collar for him to face her. "ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?! There's no way she'll tag along! One menace at a time, pendijo!" Angel pulls away. "Hey, toots! We don't know who we're fucking dealing? Besides, we're gonna need one more gun and who better than Cherri." Charlie places hand on Vaggie's shoulder. "Angel's right. We need all the help we can spare." Vaggie slumped in defeat. "Well, the more, the merrier!" Alastor announced. "Let's not dilly-dally any longer! We have a celebrity to meet!" Everyone boarded inside the limo and raced to the destruction. Including Cherri whom she popped out of the sunroof opening. "YEAH! LET'S KICK SOME ASS!"
The stranger has some wierd feelings about the demons he murdered and going to murder. He knows some can talk but they speak like they're from Earth. Last time he checked, Hell doesn't have architectural cities like Earth. He guessed he must have ravaged the same hell over the eons that the mutliverse must have different versions of hell he's not familiar with. He ponders while strangling the demon's neck with one hand. It struggles to escape his grasp.
Out of nowhere, a steam punk airship appeared to him with weapons pointing at him. It opens the balcony bay when Sir Pentious slither out to greet him. "Well, well, well. What do we have here? So you must be the new guy in town, hmm?" The stranger stared at him and said nothing but managed to break the demon's neck he was holding. "Allow me to introduce myself; I AM SIR PENTIOUSSSS! THE NOTABLE KINGPIN AND EVIL CONQUEROR OF ALL HELL!" The stranger doesn't seem to be interested which made Pentious felt a little offended. "Oh, sssilent type, are we? You know, it's considered rude to not introduce yourself back!" The stranger said nothing except sliding his thumb over his throat, indicating a threat. "Getting right to the point, I see? I can respect that and I'M HAPPY TO OBLAGE. HA HA HA HA HA!" The Eggbois manned the turrets and armaments while Pentious got behind controls and deployed the laser cannon. With much confidence, he announced, "MAY THE BEST WIN!" The stranger cracks his knuckle and pulls out his super shotgun in a combat stance. Time to turn that snake fucker into a belt.
"Holy shit! Is that Pentious's ship?" Cherri points out from the sunroof. Angel joined Cherri while Vaggie and Charlie rolled down their windows for a better view. " What the hell?! It is him! Hey Smiles, didn't ya crush his ship last time?" Angel asked. Alastor answered while still viewing the ship, "Yes, I did, my arachnid friend . Not surprising if he had a spare." Everyone went back to their respective seats.
"We need to get there faster! Dazzle, step on it!" Charlie ordered. "Hey Angie! Round two with Pentious?" Cherri asked. "Always, baby." Angel loads his Thompson. Vaggie groans, "You guys are forgetting about the guy we're after?"
"Oh, yeah." Cherri remembers. "Say, what are the chances that top hat had against that guy." Angel chirped, "I'd say nadda. If we kicked Pent-Lord's ass before, doubt he has any. Not to mention, I saw him fall to the gas station 'til it exploded and he still walked out like it's Sunday."
Cherri's eye popped out. "Shit, really? He sounds like a tough mother fucker!" That also caught Charlie's attention. "Wait, what? We need to stop them before Pentious gets himself killed!" Vaggie looks at her girlfriend, "Um, hon? How exactly are we gonna stop them? He's a fucking murder house!" Alastor tented his fingers and laid back. "Which makes him more enticing." Vaggie rolled her eyes and turned to Charlie. " I was hoping if we could talk him out of it." Vaggie was shocked. "Charlie, I love you, but what makes you think that he'll listen?!"
Charlie took a deep breath and made her statement, "Well, if he had spared Angel Dust, that means he must be reasonable. Not some savage monster. Also, if we fight him, what chance do we have? Angel said it himself; he survived the gas station explosion and from what I've heard, he fought the gangs of millions of demons. Some belonging to the Overlords." Alastor intervenes, "If you allow me to add, madamoiselle, the Overlords from my meeting were terrified when they heard about him." Vaggie stares daggers at Alastor and sarcastically replies, "Thanks for the input nobody asked, Al." Alastor smiles in satisfaction, "You're welcome, my dear! Ha ha ha!"
Cherrie was just finishing loading up. " 'Kay, princess, I get the jest. Me and Angie will fight Pentious and other demons so the guy knows we're on his side. But if he attacks, we go to plan B." Angel prep up his arsenal. "Sounds like a plan, sugar tits. Toots, you stay in a limo with Vags and Smiles 'til the coast is clear. Capiche?" Charlie nodded and Vaggie understood.
Alastor commented, " Ah, sounds like these two philosophies; an enemy of my enemy is my friend and if you can't beat' em, join 'em." The sitcom laugh track can be heard on the radio. "Well our heroes convince the stranger or will they meet their demise? Stay tune~."