How to Raise Kids A Guide by Endeavor - Daily Log 1#

After Rei passed, I didn't think that raising four kids would have been that hard. But for the love of— THOSE KIDS OF MINE ARE DESPICABLE !

I don't remember ever having as much attitude or energy when Rei was around. Though I will admit I should have been around more often. Not that I change the past now. I decided to hire child carers for them but I did not think they would be tyrants!

Toya has been the head of this lawless tribe dedicated to driving away nannies. Despite stopping the training to allow him to grieve it has only served his rebellious fire.

So despite my reservations… I have decided to ask the one person who I never thought I would have to ask for help.

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Hawks was like any ordinary pro-hero trying to have it all. A good work life balance, a healthy social life, fried chicken for dinner and playing mother bird to Endeavor's kids… You know he too wonders how the fuck that happen too.

If you had come to Hawks years before today and told him he would be playing mommy to four tyrants who were the offspring of his favourite hero… he would have laughed in your face so hard he'd pissed himself.

"Mama!" Little Fuyumi called to him.

But he be damned if he wasn't this cutie pie's mama bird.

"Yes my little snowflake?"

"Can I has snacks?" She pleaded, her giant doe eyes only amplified by those big adorable glasses were his greatest weakness.

"Of course, my hatchling~!" With Shoto strapped to his chest, he happily flitted to the kitchen to fetch her a snack.

Sure. He could see how it was strange to an outsiders how he was playing mother bird to Endeavor's kids.

But it wasn't his fault!

He knew he should have never told Endeavor his fondness for kids…

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Hawks sat across from the flaming hero, happily munching on his KFC goodness. Though he was actually barbarically stripping the chicken clean off the bone.

Endeavor blanched in disgust at the younger hero.

Surely that— Hawks beat his chest and let out a burp — classified as some form of cannibalism.

How this kid got in the top ten is beyond even his great comprehension.

Rubbing his eyes, already annoyed by the blond he mentally pleaded with himself to be nice.

He needed him.

"Hawks-"

"Yeh? What's up Dev?" Said feathered hero looked up, mouth still full of chicken.

"I'm sorry— who is dev?"

"You, of course. En-deav-or. Shorten it to just Dev. Saves like, what?" Hawks queried as he rubbed his greasy gloves on his chin as the chicken drumstick bounced in his other hand. "Two syllables? I like it. Very efficient, like my name! By the time I reach the third syllable you're dead ya know?"

Endeavor breathed out deep and long sigh, his eye twitching at Hawks who sucked on the last of the meat from the drumstick with that stupid shit-eating grin.

"Hawks-"

"Dev."

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"I swear to god I will strangle that chicken neck of yours!"

"Technically I most resemble the Red-Tail Hawk. Also commonly referred to as a Chickenhawk cause ya know they eat chickens." He dangled a fresh wing out of his bucket of chicken as if the emphasis his point. "Though plumage wise I resemble cardinals, which probably makes sense more as mating seas-"

"HAWKS JUST LET ME TALK FOR FUCK SAKE!" Endeavor shouted, his bearded fire blazing out.

"Okay! Okay geez I'll shut up for second." He hmphed, placing his chicken down and folding his arms.

Endeavor sighed for the fifty-sixth time that afternoon.

"Look do you remember my wife, Rei?"

"Of course, a shy but nice lady. What of it?"

"Well she… passed away a couple of months ago."

Oh.

Hawks paused in his moodiness. So that was why he had been absent more from their routes and why he seemed tired.

Naturally his mind went straight to those poor kids. Endeavor was not a known family man but for some reason he had four kids, all of which Hawks knew by name and age despite never meeting them before.

There was the eldest, Toya, a white haired little guy, he was nine.

Fuyumi, the only girl who also had the cutest glasses was six.

Natsuo, had Endeavor's spiky hair but it was white also, now he was four

And then there was baby Shoto, the cutest heterochromia baby to exist.

Now he at least didn't have to deal with Endeavor 24/7 but those poor hatchlings were related to the brute.

Both blessed and cursed they little ones were.

"I had to organise things like nannies for them but they are tyrants! And I'm fucking tired." Endeavor angrily huffed. "I have hired hundreds of nannies, servants — god even specialised child carers and none of them have been able to handle the four of them." He exasperated. "I can't provide financially for my family as a single father AND be there at home so I need help."

"So what are looking for? An in house mother or something?"

"To some degree."

".. I don't see how i can be of help here man."

"You said to me once, you liked kids."

They stared at each other unflinchingly for a second.

"Okay and?" Hawks failed to see where this was going.

"Could you spend just one day with them, maybe the weekend? Give the staff and myself a break." Endeavour pleaded, which was a strange sight for the blond hero to see.

"Woah hold on there, Dev! I'm a pro-hero too. I can't just bail." Hawks honestly knew the HPSC would never let him have time off, it just wasn't in their DNA—

"It's fine I'll pull rank on HPSC, and cover your routes." Endeavor quickly retorted, Hawks stared at him incredulously.

"That will work?"

"The President owes me for a few favours." Endeavour huffs, his flames flicker slightly. "So can you just watch them?"

Hawks knew his answer already. He could never really say no to his all-time favourite hero.

"Okay! Okay… just one day huh?"

Hawks swore that day he saw the devil in the grin that Endeavour gave him.

Just how bad exactly were these kids?!

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A/N: Endeavour thoughts be like: birb? acquired.

also the chapter titles i have planned are hilarious and are all pretty much endeavours pov of how Hawks is taking over his life

the chapters wont be long mainly one-shots of hawks being a mama bird but this is supposed to be a bit of crack fic so super funny not so much hurt comfort just good old hawks being a little shit so let me know what you guys think!