Hi everyone how's it going?

Sometime recently I came across an interesting real story which transpired a few months ago in which a social justice TicToker demanded black people not watch "Wakanda Forever" on opening week or they'd be anti-black. Originally I didn't think anything of it since everyone's entitled to their opinions.

But then after watching some YouTubers reactions to it I now realize how silly and idiotic her words were and also from a business standpoint. And so I've decided to call her out for fun but I'll be using a fictional OC to represent her.

I hope you'll enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own "Xena Warrior Princess", "Black Panther", "Looney Tunes", or their characters.

Setting: United States

Location: Who The Heck Knows? (Shrug)

It was currently midafternoon and a young aspiring African American talent named Karen Ekow was broadcasting a message from her TocTik page in regards to the new "Black Panther" sequel entitled "Wakanda Forever" while behaving as though she owned the world.

"This message, is to all our would be accomplices and white allies. This message is to all the white people who have BLM in their bio," she began matter of factly. "If you really want to prove to black people that you love us and you care about us and you are down for the cause, do not go see that movie opening weekend. You buy your ticket, you give it to a black person or a black family who can't afford to go. And then you go sit at that theater, in front of the doors. You make sure that every black person in that theater can enjoy that movie in peace. You make sure that you use your body to block us, from anybody who would be coming in that theater to do us harm. That is your job. You can go see it on another weekend go see it on the second or third weekend. But the first weekend, that's for us. To do anything other than this, is anti-black."

She then concluded it with a wink to the camera as though she was little miss "I'm so smart" know it all after which she sent out her message before leaning back into her chair with a self-satisfied smirk and swinging her feet upwards and propping them onto her desk while placing her hands behind her head.

"Yeah baby. I'm queen of the world oh I'm so queen of the world," she sang to herself while shimmying her body as though she'd accomplished something spectacular. "Oh yeah I'm que…"

KABOOOOM

A resounding explosion suddenly burst through the wall next to her and resulted in a massive gaping hole within its wake, causing her to bounce off of her seat in fright and skyrocket towards the ceiling before crashing onto the floor in an undignified heap. Beyond shocked and her heart racing fast, Karen looked upwards as slowly emerging from the light grey and billowing smoke was the great and legendary warrior princess Xena herself along with Gabriella, the two women standing before her in all of their glory.

"Gabriella?! Xena?!" she gasped out in shock and her eyes as wide as saucers. "What the h-,"

"SILENCE!" Xena thundered with her eyes blazing. "We just observed your message be broadcast and I'm sorry not sorry to say that it is one of the most outlandish and idiotic things we've ever observed in our lives!"

"As my beloved just said. The speech you just allowed to spew out of your mouth is among the dumbest and most entitled speeches either of us had the unnecessary privilege of hearing I mean really," Gabriella firmly spoke up next while shaking her head towards the younger woman in disappointment.

"Wakanda Forever" was created for everyone regardless of race and just like any other movie!" Xena further added. "And while it may be a black centered movie and an amazing cultural celebration of African heritage it doesn't make it a black only movie and as such anyone can and should be allowed to watch it on opening weekend.

"It's not about race Miss Ekow. It's about people coming together to enjoy a movie if they're so interested and therefore neither you nor anyone else has the authority to call first dibs or behave it's entitled to them just because of skin color!" Gabrielle firmly continued further. "And if you think you can just open up your big trap and behave as though you own that movie you have another thing coming young lady. As such but your words make you an embarrassment to the franchise, an embarrassment to the black community, and most of all an embarrassment to yourself. So you need to shut up and sit your butt down and eat your words GOT IT?!"

Karen listened to their words in astonishment, annoyed at these two ladies for barging into her room before leveling them both with a dirty expression.

"Screw you both! You guys are just butt hurt I stood up for my community and that those like you won't get to see it on opening weekend," she sneered at them to which they responded with astonished expressions before bursting out laughing.

"Those like us? Are you joking? I mean seriously young lady are you for real?" Gabrielle voiced in between laughs. "My goodness you really have some nerve I mean good gracious where do you get off on?"

Her face then turned serious once more.

"We of course prepared for this eventuality and if you're not going to listen to us then maybe you'll listen to one of your own and who you especially think you're doing this for," she then pronounced to which the echoing rhythm of the Wakandan percussion drums suddenly emanated throughout the air before a swirling portal opened up before Karen and emerging from it was the imposing ghost of the late Black Panther himself in all of his splendor. The portal then closed behind him after which his mask detracted itself revealing the face of T'Challa.

"T'Challa? Is that really you?" she voiced out in reverence and moved to prostrate herself before him before he lifted up his hand and prevented her from doing so, not having any of it.

"It's your majesty to you woman. Only my friends, family, and closest allies get to call me T'Challa whereas you don't get that privilege and especially considering your Toc Tick post they you've broadcasted to the world," he said to her in his strong Wakandan accent while looking down at her with his arms folded and an expression of disappointment upon his face.

"But I did it for you your majesty. To make our people proud," she protested and pleaded with him to understand.

T'Challa frowned.

"How dare you presume to speak for us Wakandans, our franchise, or your people. You do not speak for my people nor the international black community and instead your words are borderline close to the idea of black supremacy. Something which neither my nation nor the majority of black people stand for," he gravely responded. "And for the record but not every black person out there is interested in watching the sequel to my movie for one reason or another. In fact not everyone, black or white, was enthused with even the first one which is their right."

"Furthermore and if you had been prudent enough to conduct due diligence and researched my character you would've discovered that I was created by two white creators. Stan Lee and Jack Kirby. Two white men," he stated further, causing Karen's eyes to widen in surprise to which he smirked.

"Ah yes. That is correct woman. Two white men," he emphasized with his finger pointed into the air like a teacher instructing his wayward pupil. "And that just goes to show you how smart you think you are."

"Furthermore but if the world had heeded your call for the white folk to not go and see my movie's sequel then it would've performed severely at the box office because it would've greatly lacked its needed attention and especially since opening day is the most important day for movies. Therefore but if your current attempt were to succeed you would've caused greater harm than good.

"As my colleagues stated earlier, you are an embarrassment to myself and to Wakanda, to the black community, and are an embarrassment to yourself and I cannot believe I had to leave the Ancestral Plane to address this. Frankly you need to be taught a lesson and as such you shall be transported to a reeducation center in Wakanda which will hopefully serve its purpose in expunging your deluded self-importance and wrongfully assumptions that you speak for the entirety of your community. And I will be informing my beloved mother and sister over your impending arrival which will be conducted by Xena and Gabriella here along with two other special guests."

Once he concluded both of the aforementioned woman punctuated his words by inserting two of their fingers into their mouths and let out loud whistles which summoned the cartoon animal duo Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny.

"Alrighty there miss doc, missy doc, and your majesty doc. Whaddaya need?" Bugs questioned their 3 friends on said duo's arrival while making overly dramatic bows towards T'Challa who chuckled and shook his head in amusement at the antics of his two favorite creatures.

"Well buddy this young woman here had the audacity to demand white people not view the upcoming "Wakanda Forever" movie on opening weekend as though she owns it and just because she's black…."

"WHAT?!" Daffy interrupted and squealed, or should I say quacked, out in shock and outrage after hearing Gabriella's explanation while Bug's jaw dropped to the floor and his own eyes bounced out of their sockets, just as outraged.

"You heard right Daffy and all of our sentiments exactly. As such but T'Challa here has made the decision for her to be transported to his nation so she can be reeducated," Xena spoke up next. "Therefore we'll need you two to stuff her into your trusty rocket launcher and blast her to Wakanda where Queen Ramonda and Princess Shuri will deal with her.

"Don't worry Miss Xena. Me and Bugsy here got it all covered," Daffy answered happily and wasting no time the two creatures quickly scurried away and left a puff of white smoke in their wake before speedily returning with the good ol rocket launcher. Then without preamble they picked up Karen and unceremoniously plopped her into their rocket launcher despite her outraged protests which all present ignored.

They next punched in the right coordinates on the launcher after which Bugs lighted it up and sent her blasting upwards and through the ceiling all the way up into the air, screeching loudly and with her screams heard all the way up to the moon while flaying her limbs all the while as she spun through the blue skies above before landing onto the Wakandan lands with a loud splat. She was then found and escorted away by the Dora Milaje and handed over to Shuri and Ramonda who after a visit from their respective brother and son informing them of the situation promptly enrolled her into their most prominent reeducation center in which all of that high and mighty superiority was quickly expunged from her and she learned to never behave like a spoiled child ever again.

The End

A/N So what did you guys think? Hopefully you all enjoyed this parody with a point.

On a side note but Karen's name also has significance. The first name means she's a Karen and as for her surname, think of it spelled backwards.

Have a great day.