Blitzo and Moxxie were packing up for there road trip. Moxxie was going through her iPhone of stuff and got frustrated when she found out she had low storage. Blitzo notices Moxxie looking very disappointed.
"What's wrong?" Asked Blitzo to Moxxie. "I'm low of storage and I wanna get some awesome shots for a little film I'm working on," Moxxie implies.
"Ever heard of this app called Terabox?" Blitzo asked, pulling out his phone to show her. Moxxie looks up the app and tries to install it but fails. She growls in frustrating anger.
"I know it sucks to have low storage space, how about when we get on the road we can take a look," Blitzo suggests. "Sure, if you insist," Moxxie answers.
After said and done the gang was on the road. Blitzo behind the wheel while trying to show Moxxie Terabox while trying to keep his cool as Moxxie was screaming through gritted teeth in frustration.
A little while later the gang stopped by a small gas station to fill up and get a few things. Loona was on her phone waiting by the counter when Blitzo walked up.
"You know Loona, now would be best to use the bathroom as there's no stopping for the next few miles," Blitzo informed her.
"I'm aware!" Loona rolled her eyes as she started browsing through a sunglasses rack. "You don't have to tell me what to do."
During the evening while the gang was driving down the road, passing by fields and forests there RV suddenly stuttered and came to a halt.
Blitzo slammed his fist on the steering wheel. "Fucking piece of shit!" He sighed as he got out to figure out the problem while Loona who was in the passengers seat looking board looked out the window and noticed a glow in the distance through the dark forest.
At first she didn't think anything of it until the light in the distance flickered a few times like a light from a campfire or flashlight. Normally she didn't seem to care but it was odd.
She remembered seeing a sign a few miles back that said; "Camping Area, 12 Miles." She continued to stare at the light that continued to glow and flicker a few times. Blitzo jumped back in the RV and attempted to start it but was unsuccessful.
"What the fuck..." He sighed. He slapped his hand against the steering wheel twice. "What is going on..." *bang* "Shit!"
Blitzo turned to Loona who curiously continued to stare out the window. "Loona!" He snapped his fingers in front of her ear. "Heck to Loona." She gasped as she shook her head as if coming out of some hypnosis.
Blitzo asked her what she was doing and she responded by telling him what she saw. Everyone turned to the forest where they saw nothing.
"You alright, Loona?" Moxxie asked her. "Mind playing tricks on you. You seemed tired when we stopped at the gas station back there."
"Fuck off," she told Moxxie taking a sip of a five hour energy that she mixed with a Monster. "I swear I saw a light coming from over there." She pointed.
Blitzo shrugged. "Must've been a camper or something." He turned to the steering wheel and tried to start the ignition and to his surprise the motor started and the group was back on the road. But that wouldn't have been the end of there mysterious events.
Not even three hours later did the RV suddenly stall again and just like before but only in the distance in front the same orange and yellow light glew and flickered catching the eye of both Blitzo and Moxxie who were investigating the situation.
"Check it," Moxxie pointed to the glowing flame in the distance. Blitzo was busy checking every tire when he noticed Moxxie staring off into space at the flickering flame as if being hypnotized. He waved his arm in front of her face.
"Moxxie!" He waved his hand out in front of her dazed face. "Moxxie!" Still no reply until the light went out and Moxxie came to her senses. "Woah, I just felt like I was going through an acid trip."
Blitzo looked confused and asked if she had brought any but told him that she didn't and even proved it when she opened her bag.
Interesting. First Loona, now Moxxie. It didn't really bother Blitzo as he thought it was just a trick but he did think he saw something out of the corner of his eyes flash but was too busy to look.
After an attempt to start the engine it did exact as if there was nothing wrong with it. Another few hours went by when Blitzo became tired and decided to pull over for a bit of rest.
Everyone was in back prepping for bed. Loona laid on the overhead bunk on her phone while Moxxie was lying on the fold out couch doing the same. Blitzo on the other hand stayed in front reading a map until a glow flashed upon the windshield.
A familiar light that only seemed to get brighter as the closer it got. It looked like a torch as it got closer and closer until... *knock. knock. knock* Three gentle knocks on the side of the RV door. Blitzo put the map down and turned to the door to see a hooded figure kind of resembling the grim reaper, but welding a brightly lit torch in his left hand. Staring at him.
"Can I help you?" Blitzo asked the hooded man. Silence. Trees shook in the distance giving an eerie feel.
"Hello?" Blitzo repeated. Still no response and already getting the creeps Blitzo tries to start the RV but fails once again.
The hooded man started to laugh in a low whisper as he reached his hand out and started to choke Blitzo until he collapsed onto the steering wheel.
The next thing that happens is Blitzo waking up to find himself and the rest of the gang tied together in back of the RV with the hooded man standing in front.
"Who the fuck are you?!" Moxxie stuttered in a sudden sheer of fright. The man chuckled.
"I'm sorry I didn't get a chance to introduce myself," the cloaked man chuckled lightly but evilly. He put his hands on the hood. "My name is Mr. Crowley!" He pulled down his hood to reveal a man that looked mentally crazy with cream pale skin, raven black hair, and ruby red eyes with one being covered by his long hair.
Crowley... Crowley... Why did that name ring a bell in Blitzos head. He felt like he's heard that name somewhere before. Rather in a song or on TV. But it didn't matter he wanted to know why everybody was tied up.
Crowley responded with no comment and continued to stare creepily upon the three. He asked if they wanted to play a game and pulled out a deck of cards that was labeled 'life.'
The four all looked at each other as Crowley started to deal the cards and handed them to them.
"Now the rules are simple," He explained keeping a sharp eye. "You flip a card and read it to the person..."
"I know who you are. You're that Crowley guy who used black magic to play tricks on everybody!" Blitzo finally broke. He got up to confront him only to have him shot back against the RV leaving him in a dazed and confused manner.
Crowley laughed. "Indeed. I'm the spirit of said him." Soon his eyes began to glow with flames circling him.
Moxxie then stood up and also attempted to confront the trickster which only got her launched across the truck slamming into Blitzo.
The trickster continued to mutely laugh before stopping and turning to Loona smiling wickedly before vanishing leaving her in shock. Moxxie and Blitzo helped her up and asked if she were alright.
An experience that'll never be forgotten. They all couldn't believe they came in contact with the worst trickster of all. Even in hell does he perform the wildest tricks. But it didn't matter it was done and over with.
Soon the RV started back up and the trio was back on the road again. Coming to another stop, Blitzo was met with a sudden feeling of something. Like if something had been sitting on his shoulders. Or like a sudden feeling of something or somebody was watching him.
He rubbed his face saying, "Oh, I think this Crowley guy is doing a number on my head!" Loona nodded in agreement. As the two sat down on a bench to collect there thoughts an old man was walking by when he overheard the conversation between the two.
That's when he stopped to chat and walked up to Blitzo first staring wild eyed at the fact that he looked like a demon straight out of the firey pits, and second that he was frightened.
Blitzo turned to the man and asked him what he wanted and the man answered by telling him and the gang what they could do to stop Crowley if he was being harassed by him.
"Oh, please!" He begged. "I can't stand to deal with a dreaded trick from him! Anything! Tell me anything that I can do!" He reached in his pocket and pulled out a ring and told the man that he would give him the finest and most beautiful ring for his wife or kid if he told him.
The old man sighed and told him, "The only way to stop him is by seeking help from the prince of darkness himself. Ozzy Osbourne."
"You're telling me we have to fly out all the way to fucking London," Blitzo sighed. The old man shook his head and continued on to say that Ozzy is visiting town but will be leaving at midnight.
There was no time to lose. If he didn't do anything the group would've been cursed by the evil trickster. Blitzo thanked him and gave him some ring that would've cursed him.
The trio quickly left to the event center where Ozzy was performing. With a few little accidents on the way such as hitting a few animals and even a kid, they managed to find the event center where he was performing at and found him in his dressing room getting ready for his next performance.
"Mr. Osbourne! Mr. Osbourne!" Blitzo rushed into his room panting in exhaustion from running.
"Woah, hey, who let you in here?!" He turned around to find the out of breath worried demon as he ran a comb through his hair.
Blitzo grasped onto the old man's shirt and explained his story which left Ozzy in disbelief. "Impossible," Ozzy told Blitzo.
Soon the lights in his dressing room cut and laughter would soon pursue. Laughter from the evil trickster himself as his ghost busted his head in through the door.
"HEEEEEERE'S Crowley!" He grinned evilly as he fully entered the room. Blitzo backed slowly against the wall as the trickster approached the terrified demon before turning to look noticing the prince of darkness himself causing him to cover his eye screeching in terror.
"Oh, no! How did you know Ozzy was my weakness!" He hissed backing up.
Ozzy laughs. "No demons are powerful against the almighty Ozzy Osbourne! Not even the bat disguised ones!"
"SHUT UP! SHUT THE HELL UP, OSBOURNE!" His voice bewellowed as his screech became an ear piercing destroyer. Soon the pentagram that he arose from circled him again as the voices of other demons screeched and reached their arms out to pull the demon back down.
The two watched as when Ozzy's guitarist pulled off the solo, which was the icing on the cake finally got rid of him for good.
After returning back to Imp City, Blitzo vowed to never take his friends on a vacation to earth ever again.
He sighs in relief while shook and says, "I don't know how I will recover from this"! Loona walks in, "I know how."
Crowley reappears and asks with a laugh, "What could you possibly do?". "Blitzo, I know a hypnotist around here in hell. He will get you back on track.". Loona announces.
"All right, I'll go. Anything to get that image of Ozzy out of my head.". Blitzo agrees
Loona takes Blitzo to the hypnotist. The sign reads, 'HYPNOTICS R US.' Loona leads a traumatized Blitzo inside.
"It'll be okay. Everything will be fine." Loona assures Blitzo.
"Hope so..." Blitzo says in a hopeless sense.
Crowley reappears and watches from the bushes then gets knocked out by a streetlight. "YYEEEEOOOOW!"
Going inside HYPNOTICS R US, a secretary asks, "What seems to be the problem?"
"My friend had an Ozzy Osbourne experience." Loona says. "Please help me! Ozzy is haunting my brain!" Blitzo begs.
"OH my this is an emergency case. Right this way!" said the secretary.
Loona and Blitzo then go see the hypnotist. Not before long the hypnotist brings Blitzo back to normal. Never to worry about Ozzy again!