Total Drama All-Stars Rewritten

by IceTrae31

This is my first fanfic! I wanted to rewrite Total Drama All-Stars my own way, considering all the flak it got from fans and critics. This fanfic series started development in October 2019 and was completed in January 2022. Characters from all 3 generations will compete in more episodes, more challenges, and more drama for one million dollars! Enjoy!

5. Episode 5: Food Fright

Total Drama All-Stars Rewritten: Episode 5

RATED TV-14

This episode contains material that may be inappropriate for viewers under the age of 14. Viewer discretion is advised.

Food Fright

(Recap)

Chris: Last time on Total Drama All-Stars, our players went hunting and painting in an epic paintball battle. Brought out everyone's inner soldier! Especially 2 old rivals who collided head on like 2 freight trains! What drama! Courtney and Duncan finally made up their quarrel. The Villains lost their 3rd challenge in a row, ouch. In the end, it was Jo who bit the biggest, giving Brick the upper hand against his nemesis. Can the Villains apply the brakes on their suck-tacular losing streak? Will Courtney and Gwen make up and befriend one another once again? Will the producers renew my contract for next season? Find out right now on TOTAL! DRAMA! ALL-STARS!

(Theme song)

Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine

You guys are on my mind

You asked me what I wanted to be, now I think the answer is plain to see

I wanna be famous!

I wanna live close to the sun

Well pack your bags 'cause I've already won

Everything to prove nothing in my way

I'll get there one day

'Cause I wanna be famous!

Na, na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na, na, na-na-na-na

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!

(Whistling)

(Later that same night, Shawn is on Boney Island, searching for the invincibility statue. He is being extremely cautious of his surroundings and maneuvering all stealthily and quietly to not alert the animals)

Shawn: (confessional) I have the same setup in my yard. I have zombie animatronics that are triggered by sound and touch. I use it to practice sneaking through a zombie apocalypse unscathed.

(as Shawn swings high in the treetops, a mutant animal spots him! Shawn's eyes widen to the size of dinner plates!)

Shawn: (confessional) Z-z-z-ZOMBIES!

(It is early morning on the island. The weather changed overnight, as it is raining. The Villains are sleeping in the loser cabin for the 3rd time. When suddenly, Chef barges in!)

Chef: Room service! (he drops a sack of gruel on them)

Lightning: Ugh! Powdered gruel?! Sha-nasty!

Scott: (confessional) Wimp. On the farm. I grew up scarfing down this stuff. It's the sawdust that makes it tasty. (He slurps some off his finger)

Alejandro: (annoyed) Qué malo! I bet the girls are not treated this cruelly. (The girls are heard screaming on the other side of the cabin, as they got the same serving of gruel) I stand corrected.

Duncan: Disgusting! I almost forgot how bad this stuff is.

Scott: Eh, it's not that bad.

Duncan: Maybe by your logic, since you grew up on a farm.

Scott: Yep. And I wouldn't have it any other way. Heh heh heh! (they notice Mal is missing)

Duncan: Where's Mal?

Alejandro: Uh oh!

Mal: (confessional) Let's just say this place needs a little more drama. Oh dear, what happened here? (He shows that he broke Sierra's smartphone! He snickers evilly)

(On the other side of the cabin, the female Villains are covered in powdered gruel)

Heather: Ugh! Gross! This is SO not how you serve breakfast!

Scarlett: Agreed. But we wouldn't be in this position had we just done one simple thing, and that is to cooperate as a team!

Heather: As if! Now that that grumpy sweaty gym teacher is gone, I can take charge of this team uninterrupted!

Courtney: You? Take charge? That's a laugh! (Laughs) Because, that worked SO well in season 3. (Confessional) I was on the same team with Heather and Gwen. We might have won every team challenge before the merge, but our team chemistry was almost nonexistent. It was a plane wreck.

(Courtney opens the door and runs into Scott)

Scott: Hey there! You gonna finish your grub?

Courtney: Ew! Of course not! Don't be ridiculous!

Scott: Suit yourself. (He scoops some off her head and eats it) You clean up real nice.

Courtney: (confessional) Yeah, farm boy is still kinda weird, but also kinda cute. Don't tell anyone I said that, okay?

(Meanwhile, the Heroes are up and sitting at the dining table)

Brick: Another job well done, teammates!

Geoff: Totally dude! We got the power!

Sierra: We won 3 challenges in a row! The fans will be all over it! Oh, I have to snap a pic for my blog! Be right back! (She heads back to the bedroom to fetch her smartphone)

Zoey: If we keep it up, we could all make it to the merge!

Sky: How awesome would that be?

Owen: Hey, where's breakfast?

Jasmine: Yeah, I was just about to ask that.

Sierra: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Sky: Sierra, what's wrong?

(Sierra returns with her broken phone)

Sierra: My social media device! It's destroyed!

Cameron: Oh my goodness! How did this happen?

Sierra: (tearing up) I don't know! I plugged it in to charge overnight and next thing I know, it's in pieces!

Gwen: That does seem peculiar...

Owen: It wasn't me! Honest!

(A flashback shows Mal sneaking into the hotel! He grabs Sierra's smartphone and breaks it in his hand!)

Geoff: Hey, it'll be fine. How about we just chill out.

Sierra: But...I had all my Total Drama blogs on it! How am I supposed to keep them up to date now?! On top of that, it had my top 500 pictures of Cody!

Gwen: (sarcastic) You really are creepy creeperton.

Cameron: (to Sierra) Uh...maybe you could...visualize them?

(Sierra hallucinates and sees everyone as Cody)

Sierra: Sure thing, Cody's! (The others look at each other in confusion)

Sierra: (confessional) That's just great! What'll I do now? (Thinks for a second) Hmm...Wait a minute! I've got it!

Gwen: (confessional) Sometimes I think Sierra takes her attraction to Cody way too far. Well, on the somewhat bright side, it kept Cody from getting all perverted with me.

(Later that morning, the rain stopped and the sun shone)

Chris: (loudspeaker) Morning campers! Now that the weather has cleared, meet me at the mud pits for today's fun activity!

(Everyone meets up with Chris)

Chris: Welcome! Before we begin, it's time to welcome back exiled Hero, Shawn! (Chef is flying a helicopter overhead, and carrying Shawn on a rope. Shawn drops to the ground and lands on his feet with style!)

Jasmine: G'day Shawn! How was the other island?

Shawn: Okay, that place is like, the dangers of Pahkitew Island to the power of 10!

Gwen: Huh? Pahkitew Island?

Sky: It was the island Chris kept us on last season.

Jasmine: And it was fake!

Chris: Yeah, don't remind me. The RCMP has deemed that island to be too unsafe to be shown in the public eye again. So we abandoned it, and everything that came with it. So, Pahkitew Island is officially offline and rendered to be uninhabitable.

Shawn, Sky, Jasmine and Scarlett: GOOD!

Chris: Anywho, it's challenge time!

Owen: Wait, what about breakfast?

Chris: Oh, you'll get breakfast. Don't you worry.

Gwen: (confessional) I got a bad feeling about this. He calls us for a challenge without feeding us first? Something is undoubtedly fishy.

Chris: Behold! (He shows them 2 giant plates of oversized pancakes. Owen's jaw drops)

Owen: (confessional) Is this a dream? Or is it real? Please let it be...(he shakes his head) IT IS! SUPERSIZED PANCAKES! YESSSSS!

Chris: This challenge will be in 2 parts, kind of. The first part is where one team member must scarf as much pancake as they can in 1 minute. A Hero's time is up when they hear this sound. (Angel choir) For the Villains, they get this sound. (Screech)

Heather: Wait a second! The Heroes have a giant mindless eating machine! (Points at Owen) How the (censored) is that fair?!

Chris: (childishly) If you'd let me finish, I'll explain! Sheesh!

Heather: Hmph! (Pouts)

Chris: As I was saying, after you eat the pancake, you must face the obstacle course!

Owen: Wait, what?

Chris: It's a nod to the mad skills obstacle course from season 4. First, you must make it through the cannonball run. Watch out, those cannonballs pack a lot of power! Then, it's wrecking ball alley. Run across the rolling pins while dodging the wrecking ball. After you make it through that, you head to the gangplank. But watch out! The mud pit is loaded with wooly beavers! Just stay out of the mud and you'll be fine. Then, you have to make it through the bouncing agony of double trouble. Get through that sucker and it's off to the grand slam. Use the rope to swing into the giant baseball mitt, while avoiding the baseball bats. Then, grab another rope to swing over to the kickstarter. It will give you the big boot to the final obstacle, the salad spinner! You have to last 10 seconds spinning at the ultimate G-force! Like a ragdoll in a washing machine! If you puke, you're benched and can't do the course over. Which means your teammates will have to carry on without your help. Once you finish your pancake, just complete the course one more time. First player to make it to the end wins it for their team.

Owen: Uhh...(confessional) Hey, I'm all about the eating, but when it comes to obstacles and having to run and dodge things being thrown at your head, I don't handle it very well. I had that really bad injury in season 2, that left me in a condition where I could only eat meals through a straw! It wasn't all bad, but I prefer to chew my food like an animal!

Lightning: Lightning is on it!

Sky: I'll go first!

Lightning: Lightning ain't finished with you tiny girl!

Sky: Prepare to be beaten by a girl again! (she laughs and blows a raspberry at him. Lightning growls angrily)

Chris: First players ready! Go!

(Lightning and Sky dig in to their pancakes!)

Heather: I hope you have a big appetite, Uncle Drew!

Zoey: You got this Sky!

(Lightning and Sky don't show any signs of backing down! They are determined to get the upper hand!)

Lightning: (confessional) Tiny girl ain't beating the Lightning this time! Never again! Sha-bam!

Sky: (confessional) I still think Lightning would be good to train with, but he talks a little too much smack talk. That and he's not very bright. We'll see.

(Screech)

Chris: Eating time is over for Lightning!

(The minute Lightning heard the screech sound, he ran like the wind towards the first obstacle!)

Lightning: Sha-bye-bye sucker! (Laughs smugly)

Sky: Oh no you don't! (She keeps eating until she hears the angel choir sound. She sprints as fast as she can after him! Their teams cheer for their respective teammates as Lightning and Sky gracefully dodge every cannonball fired at them!)

Chris: Wow! Very impressive moves from Lightning AND Sky! And they continue to impress in wrecking ball alley!

(Lightning and Sky easily run across the rolling pins. When the wrecking ball swings at them, Lightning ducks and rolls under it! Sky jumps on top of it and flips high into the air! But Lightning doesn't see her!)

Lightning: Aww yeah! Sha-victory is mine! (Suddenly, Sky jumps gracefully in front of him and takes the lead!)

Sky: (teases) Hi! Bye!

Lightning: (shocked) What the?! (Sky blows a raspberry at him as they easily maneuver across the gangplank! Everyone cheers! Suddenly, Lightning trips and lands headfirst in the mud below!)

Sky: This is fun! WOO HOO! (to Lightning/teasing) Hey Lightning! You make a nice mudsterpiece! (laughs)

(The wooly beavers surround Lightning)

Lightning: Dammit! Get me outta here! Lightning ain't no prairie dog! (Sky laughs as she sprints onward. When Lightning gets out of the mud, he is face to face with the beavers) Back off, you pesky rats! Sha-take that! (He punches their lights out as he climbs back up and sprints after Sky!)

Sky: (teases) Catch me if you can!

Lightning: (angry) Lightning is on your 6!

(Gwen stares dreamily at Duncan, and she blows a kiss to him. He blows a kiss back)

Duncan: (confessional) Since when do I blow kisses? (pause) Hey, that was for my girl! Understand? Don't judge me! Or else! (Cracks his knuckles)

Gwen: (confessional) Being on different teams with Duncan isn't so bad. I know I can play well on my own. (Dreamily) But the company of my man with me would make it so much better!

(Lightning and Sky reach the bouncing agony of double trouble, they are neck and neck! They flip in the air as they bounce across! Then, they reach the grand slam! Just as Lightning is about to grab a rope, Sky jumps onto his shoulders and grabs his rope! She swings across gracefully!)

Lightning: What the hell?!

Sky: (teases) How about you try another sport, like knitting? (Sky laughs hysterically and Lightning gets madder than ever! He roars loudly and pounds his chest like a gorilla! He swings across after Sky! Using his leg, he kicks Sky down into the mud as he lands on his feet in the baseball mitt! Chris is eating popcorn and on the edge of his seat with excitement!)

Sky: (spitting out mud) Blechhh!

Lightning: Ha! Who's the mudsterpiece now? (Without another word, Sky springs back up and swings across into the baseball mitt! Just as Lightning is about to swing across to the next obstacle, Sky grabs onto him!)

Lightning: Hey! Let go! You're giving me a wedgie!

Sky: Never! (They swing across to the kick starter and they wrestle! As Lightning tries to pry Sky off of him, the big boot kicks them straight into the salad spinner! It spins around and around very very fast! Lightning and Sky try to hold back their gag reflex! Then it stops! They drop out of the salad spinner and look as if they're about to puke! Their teammates hold their breath until...they swallow it!)

Chris: Wow! Oh my goodness! I can't believe what I just saw! First ones out of the gates and we got major action already! I love it!

Sky: (confessional) Wow, Lightning really made me give everything I had! I think he has earned my respect as an honorable opponent. He probably would make a good training partner after all.

Lightning: (confessional) Did you see that? Tiny girl just kept on coming! I ain't never seen a girl fight back like that! Not even Zoey! Sha-damn!

Heather: (to Scott) Dirt for brains, you're next.

Scott: Fine. I'll go. Only because the gruel wasn't enough to hold me over.

Courtney: Just do it!

Scott: (flirts) Sure thing, ma'am.

Courtney: Ugh.

Owen: Oh! Oh! I wanna go next!

Geoff: Yeah! Go Owen!

Heather: Ugh! Still totally unfair!

Alejandro: Worry not Señorita. The Heroes might have the eating advantage with that incompetent butter donkey, but on the obstacles? He couldn't hit Broadway if it was empty.

Scarlett: Al does have a point. He lacks agility, therefore giving us the upper hand on the obstacles.

Alejandro: Ahem, don't call me Al. I don't like that.

Scarlett: Oh, pardon me.

(Scott and Owen dig into their pancakes and eat really fast!)

Gwen: (confessional) Welp, after what I just saw, Owen's never gonna be allowed back into that IHOP again.

Owen: Mmm! Delicious! (Angel choir)

Geoff: Go for it dude!

(Owen runs over to the cannonball run! He tries to dodge the cannonballs, but his size and girth make him an easy target! He gets hit repeatedly, but he is able to truck through!)

Courtney: Hurry Scott!

Scott: I'm hurrying! (He continues to eat until he hears the screech. He runs as fast as he can after Owen) Ehh, I haven't eaten this much since that Thanksgiving dinner when I was 8. (As Owen reaches wrecking ball alley, he starts to get tired. He is gasping for air as his weight stops the rolling pins from moving!)

Owen: (gasping) Can't...go...any...more...

Scott: (jumps over him) You're just too slow, silly monkey! Heh heh heh! (Owen falls off the obstacle and into the mud! He is out of stamina!) Ha! Enjoy your mud bath, goat child! (he runs ahead!)

Geoff: Uh oh! Owen!

Brick: Get up soldier! You can do it!

Lindsay: Go Omar! You're our champ!

Owen: (tired) But ma, it's Saturday! No school!

Cameron: There's more pancakes at the end of the course!

Owen: There's more? (He gets back up and runs after Scott. Scott reaches the gangplank. The wooly beavers try to jump up to attack, but Scott is too quick for them. Then, he gets a bad feeling in his stomach)

Scott: Uh oh, the gruel and pancake feels like it's making an encore visit!

Heather: Ah-ah-ah! Don't you dare! We can't lose the lead! Go, I say! Go!

Scott: Ehh...(he carries on as Owen catches up to him. The platforms crumble under his weight, dropping him down to the beavers! Just as they're about to attack, he farts! The stench drives the beavers away)

Owen: Ha! Smell the sweet stench of your defeat!

Jasmine: Keep going! Don't stop!

(They bounce across the bouncing agony of double trouble and Scott reaches the grand slam ahead of Owen. His stomach is churning. But he grabs a rope and swings anyway. Owen tries to follow, but he slips and falls in the mud again! He tries to climb up to the baseball mitt to reach Scott)

Owen: Hey, uh...little help?

Scott: Nah. Help yourself, 2-ton. (Holds his stomach) Ehh... (finally, Owen reaches the baseball mitt and they swing across to the kickstart. The big boot doesn't give them strong enough of a kick)

Scott: Hey, we need a boost! (Chris activates the jets on the big boot to kick them to the salad spinner! Owen lands on top of Scott, squashing him! They spin around very fast!)

Chris: Heh heh heh! (sings with Chef) You spin me right round, baby, right round! Like a record, baby, right round! Round round! You spin me right round, baby, right round! Like a record, baby, right round! Round round! (they laugh)

Heather: Seriously?

(Owen and Scott plop out of the spinner!)

Owen: (dizzy) Waiter, check please!

Scott: (from under Owen) GET...OFF! (Owen rolls over and Scott is crushed) Ehh...that impact was regrettable. (Then, he pukes!)

Courtney: Oh come on!

Chris: Tough luck for Scott! Hit the bench! (Scott sits on the bench, still holding his stomach) Next! Which team will finish their enormous breakfast first? Find out after the break.

(commercial break)

Heather: You're next, hand walker!

Alejandro: What? Ay carramba Señorita, the obstacles are no match for me, but the pancakes? That's another tale.

Heather: (unamused) Oh really? I thought you could handle eating BBQ guinea pig where you're from! That it's NOTHING!

Scarlett: I'm afraid there's no time for a debate. We'll just have to seize the opportunity if we're to win.

Duncan: Maybe Alejandro can't do it. Heather busted him cheating in the Chinese eating challenge.

Heather: See? That puts the nail in the coffin!

Alejandro: Enough! I'll go if it will shut you up!

Scarlett: Just try your best, and you'll do just satisfactory.

Cameron: I'll go next! (He eats the pancakes at a normal pace as Alejandro struggles to eat)

Chris: Thanks to Owen's bulk eating, the Heroes are about half done with their pancake! But the Villains might want to increase their appetite!

Heather: UGH! Not fair!

(Cameron eats until he hears the angel choir)

Zoey: Go Cam!

(Cameron reaches the cannonball run)

Cameron: Okay, weight of the cannonball times speed which it is shot times wind speed times... (he gets hit hard) Ehh...

(Alejandro eats very little until he hears the screech. He easily maneuvers through the cannonballs and easily runs across the rolling pins and dodges the wrecking ball)

Chris: Wow! Alejandro struggled to eat, but he's got game! And Cameron might wanna move his molasses!

(As Alejandro reaches the gangplank, the wooly beavers return. Alejandro doesn't care and easily jumps across to the bouncing agony of double trouble. Meanwhile, Cameron is in pain from the cannonballs. He reaches wrecking ball alley when suddenly, BAM! The wrecking ball sends him flying high in the air, past all the obstacles and the salad spinner! He lands in a tree and falls down to the ground)

Chris: Heh heh heh! Wicked wipeout Cam! Next Hero eater!

Heather: Hey! How is that fair!? He didn't do the spinner!

Chris: I'll allow it.

Heather: UGH!

(Alejandro reaches the grand slam. He thinks how he can get across without using his legs. He gets an idea)

Alejandro: Eureka! (He backs up to get a running start. He jumps and flips in the air as he grabs the rope! He swings across and lands in the baseball mitt with style!)

Heather: YES! (She quickly covers her mouth) Oops.

(Meanwhile, Sierra takes Cameron's place to eat)

Sierra: My turn! I'll avenge you Cody! Uh, I mean Cameron! (She digs into the pancakes and Alejandro swings to the kickstart. The big boot kicks him into the salad spinner. He tries not to puke as he is spun around and around! He drops out of the spinner feeling extremely nauseous)

Heather: Do NOT puke Alejandro! (He pukes) DAMMIT! You are completely useless!

Chris: Oooh, sorry Alejandro! Hit the bench.

Alejandro: (confessional) I am most disappointed in myself. I am a gifted specimen on the obstacles, but with the eating? I admit it. I have a rather weak stomach. That is why I slipped my delicacies to Courtney in China.

(With Alejandro disqualified, Duncan takes his place)

Duncan: One side! I got this! And I'm hungrier than a dog drooling over bones! (He digs in)

Heather: Uh...whatever.

(Sierra gets the angel choir as she sets off for the cannonballs. The Heroes cheer for her)

Duncan: Mmm, not bad!

Gwen: You can do it babe!

Duncan: This one's for you, sweetheart!

(Courtney hears this and she just smiles. But she still feels worried about what to say to Gwen. Then, Duncan gets the screech and he heads to the cannonballs after Sierra. The Villains cheer him on)

Duncan: Is that all ya got Chris? (He gets hit in the gut by a cannonball!)

Gwen: Duncan! Are you okay?

Duncan: Ow! There goes my good insurance rate!

(Sierra makes it to wrecking ball alley. She is easily sprinting across the rolling pins until she gets hit by the wrecking ball! She falls into the mud below!)

Sierra: Ow! I lost my ATM card!

(Duncan runs to wrecking ball alley, holding his stomach from the impact. He dodges the wrecking ball and reaches the gangplank. Sierra spits out mud and climbs back up to pursue her opponent)

Sierra: This one's for you Cody! (The Heroes cheer her on as she reaches the gangplank and is hot on Duncan's tail. Suddenly, she feels nauseous! Her face turns green)

Chris: Uh oh Heroes! Looks like Sierra's face is turning a new shade of green!

Jasmine: Don't give up! You can do it!

Shawn: Don't let the apocalypse eat you alive!

Sierra: Eat? (She pukes all over Duncan!)

Duncan: Ugh! Sick!

Chris: And another one bites the dust. Sierra, bench.

Sierra: (confessional) Can you hear me Codykins? I'm sorry I let you down! Just being here away from you is eating me alive! How I wish the real you were here with me!

Chris: Looks like the Villains are catching up to the Heroes! Next hero eater to the pancakes!

Shawn: Me next! (he quickly eats the pancakes as Duncan makes it to the bouncing agony of double trouble. Unfortunately he has a hard time with it and he falls in the mud)

Duncan: Ugh! Mud AND puke? Remind me again why I came back to this (censored) show?

Heather: Save it for first place mohawk! Now move your ass!

(Shawn eats as many pancakes as he can and then he gets the angel choir. He easily dodges all the cannonballs and easily makes it through wrecking ball alley!)

Chris: Looks like Duncan is stalled and Shawn is catching up! Sparks are flying in this heated challenge!

(Shawn easily dodges the wrecking ball and flips across the gangplank to the bouncing agony of double trouble!)

Duncan: Not on my watch, dead man! (He bounces back up and he and Shawn are neck and neck as they reach the grand slam and swing into the baseball mitt! As they swing across to the kickstart, Duncan starts to feel nauseous from the pancakes and the cannonball impact from earlier! They land in the spinner and are spun around very fast! Shawn easily makes it through while Duncan faceplants, but is safe to eat again)

Jasmine: Way to go Shawn!

Heather: That could have been better had you just-

Duncan: (interrupting) Put a sock in it, queen of (censored).

Heather: (gasps/angry) HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO YOUR TEAM CAPTAIN, NUMB NUTS?!

Duncan: (sarcastic) Nice. I've been called worse.

Heather: (angry) YOU SON OF A...

Duncan: (interrupting) You don't need to tell me what you are twice.

(Heather is so angry she's about to explode!)

Zoey: My turn!

Mal: Perhaps a real villain should show you peons how it's done. (He snickers evilly as Duncan is worried)

Duncan: (confessional) Uh oh...here comes trouble...

Mal: (confessional) I think some sabotage is in order here. First to be served, Zoey. And the others are no match either.

Heather: (awkward) Uh...okay then. Well, you better be hungry!

Chris: Both teams are 2/3 done! The outcome of this challenge could change in a heartbeat! How exciting! Now THIS is how you get ratings! Through skill, determination, action, and excitement!

Mal: (to Zoey) Well well well. Look who it is.

Zoey: I know what you're about to do and it's not gonna happen! I won't let you!

Mal: (smug) May the best cheat win! (They dig into their pancakes as fast as they can! Their teammates cheer them on! Sierra tries to record with her phone)

Sierra: (confessional) My phone might have been broken this morning, but I brought in a little repair kit to make some emergency repairs. Now I can film with it again!

Sierra: I gotta film this suspenseful action for my TD fan site!

Scott: (sarcastic) I bet you screw a plush of your scrawny boyfriend just to make your life interesting.

Sierra: Hey! My love life is none of your beeswax!

Scott: (smug) Whatever.

Sierra: (threatening) I know somebody who's gonna get a Codykins ass-whooping if they keep running their mouth, buster.

(Mal gets a screech and he sprints towards the cannonballs)

Zoey: Oh no!

Geoff: Go Zoey! Don't let him get away! (Zoey eats faster until she gets the angel choir. She sprints as fast as she can after Mal! Mal easily dodges all the cannonballs and reaches wrecking ball alley ahead of Zoey. He gabs the wrecking ball and holds it in place as Zoey reaches wrecking ball alley)

Zoey: Don't even think about it! (Then, BAM! Mal let go of the wrecking ball, sending Zoey crashing into the mud below! Mal laughs evilly as he moves on! The Heroes gasp!)

Mal: (confessional) Don't worry. That was a mercy killing. (Snickers evilly)

Lindsay: Oh my gosh! Get up!

Jasmine: After him mate! (Zoey feels great pain, but she springs back up! She is determined to beat Mal! As Mal reaches the gangplank, he knocks down the platforms one by one until he reaches the other side!)

Mal: (evilly) Taste my smoldering intellect.

(As Zoey reaches the gangplank, she gasps as there are no platforms to jump across!)

Zoey: Hey! That's cheating!

Mal: (evilly) Of course it's cheating.

Zoey: Well, excuse me buster, but where were you when Chris went over the rules?

Mal: Chris is a ninny. He must know I would cheat.

Chris: A ninny? A NINNY?! (Confessional) He'll pay for that one.

Mal: Anyway, you just hang back and watch me win now.

Zoey: Not gonna happen, weasel! (She jumps down to the mud below and evades the wooly beavers as Mal reaches the bouncing agony of double trouble. He bounces across easily and Zoey bounces after him. Mal reaches the grand slam and swings into the baseball mitt. He then pulls out a knife and cuts the rope so Zoey can't swing across! Zoey gasps!)

Zoey: Oh, now you're just trying to piss me off, aren't you!

Mal: (evilly) Sayanora, sappy! (He laughs evilly as Zoey gets angry! She jumps down into the mud and climbs up to the baseball mitt as Mal swings across to the kickstart! He cuts that rope too! This time, Zoey saw it coming! She climbs up to the platform, but Mal gets kicked into the salad spinner before Zoey! After he is spun like a top, he gets an evil idea)

Mal: Can't resist a little chaos! (He pulls a lever to increase the speed of the spinner! Mal laughs evilly as Zoey reaches the spinner and gets spun around faster than normal!)

Zoey: (spinning) Is this normal? (She is thrown from the spinner high in the air!) AAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Mal: Today's forecast, partly cloudy, 100% chance of loser girl who cannot match my rancid villainy.

Zoey: (confessional/upset) Okay, Mal is more of a challenge than I thought! If I'm going to bring my Mike back, then it's no more Mr. Nice Guy! Nice Girl, whatever!

Chris: Both teams are still neck and neck as we head into the final stretch of this challenge! Who's up next?

Courtney: Me! I can handle supersized pancakes. I have a very strong stomach, after all.

Gwen: I'll go! (They eat their pancakes, but they can't help to look over at each other, as all kinds of weird thoughts are going through their minds. Suddenly, Gwen gets the angel choir. She darts off to the cannonballs while Courtney is still eating)

Heather: Come on! Faster! (Courtney gets the screech and she takes off after Gwen! Courtney easily dodges the cannonballs, but Gwen is barely making it through. Courtney can't help but feel worried)

Courtney: (confessional) Maybe Gwen has paid her dues. Or am I just saying that because I couldn't let it go before? Either way, I have to tell Gwen everything! And I don't want to see her get hurt!

Gwen: (confessional) Okay, something is up with Courtney. Before, she would always give me the stink eye like she hasn't forgotten about the incident that led to the massive scandal. Now it's like she's scared! But why?

(Courtney feels the urge to help Gwen, but she knows she has to carry on. She reaches wrecking ball alley and jumps off the cannonball towards the gangplank. Gwen recovers from the cannonballs and ducks under the wrecking ball to reach the gangplank. New platforms have been put in place)

Gwen: Made it!

Courtney: (to herself) Phew!

(The beavers reach up to attack the girls, but they are too quick! They bounce across the bouncing agony of double trouble to the grand slam. New ropes are put in place and they swing across into the baseball mitt)

Chris: Courtney and Gwen are neck and neck as they head to the kickstart! How many lead changes will we have in this challenge? Hope you're on the edge of your seat like me! Heh heh heh!

(Gwen and Courtney get booted into the salad spinner together! They are spun very fast and they qualify to eat again!)

Chris: Both teams only have a few more bites to go! Start biting those nails now!

Heather: (shouts to the Heroes) Enjoy the loser cabin tonight, losers!

Lindsay: Oh, it's not breakfast anymore Heather! It's dinner time! I'm going next!

Heather: I'll finish it off! Like a real team player would! (Looks over at Lindsay) Me against Lindsiot? Piece of cake! (This makes Lindsay angry! She is determined to beat her old rival!)

Chris: Final eaters to the pancakes! Go! (Heather and Lindsay dig in and eat as fast as they can!)

Geoff: Yeah! Go Lindsay! You can do it!

Gwen: Go Lindsay!

(The Heroes cheer for Lindsay)

Duncan: That's right Heather! Finish her off!

Heather: (shouts to Lindsay) Hey! Lindsiot! Villagers with torches and pitchforks couldn't get me! What chance do you have? (She laughs smugly and Lindsay is triggered!)

(The Villains cheer for Heather as Lindsay finishes off the pancakes! She takes off like a rocket towards the cannonballs!)

Heather: WHAT? NO! (She keeps eating until there's no pancakes left! She runs like the wind after Lindsay!)

Lindsay: (confessional) I haven't forgotten what Heather did to me. It's payback time!

Heather: (confessional) No way in hell am I losing to that bonafide scrub! No way, no how!

(Lindsay fights back any doubt she ever had in herself as she easily makes it out of the cannonball run with Heather hot on her tail!)

Heather: Chalk up another point for scum and villainy!

Lindsay: You have hurt me for the last time!

(As they reach wrecking ball alley, Lindsay grabs the cannonball and BAM! She hits Heather with it and she falls in the mud!)

Lindsay: That was for season 1! (Confessional) That's just wrong! But it sure feels right! (giggles bashfully)

Heather: (angry) Oh, THAT DOES IT! You wanna play rough? Then we'll play rough!

Chris: (excited) Oh! Oh! This is just too good! Begin quivering with excitement!

(Heather springs back up out of the mud and runs to catch up with Lindsay with every once of sweat she has! Lindsay is only inches ahead of Heather as they sprint across the gangplank and bounce across the bouncing agony of double trouble! Their teammates are going nuts!)

Gwen: (confessional) I don't think I've ever seen this side of Lindsay before. Not even when her dare was to have Heather's head shaved! Makes me like Lindsay even more.

(Heather and Lindsay start to feel nauseous, but they don't back down! They swing across the grand slam into the baseball mitt and across to the kickstart! They are kicked into the spinner and spin around one last time! Everyone holds their breath as they wait to see who comes out first! Then, Lindsay appears first! The Heroes cheer! Suddenly, Heather grabs her from behind)

Heather: I don't think so! (The Villains cheer!)

Lindsay: Let go Heather!

Heather: Never! (They wrestle and they fall out of the spinner at the same time! Everyone gasps!)

Chris: Whoa...oh my goodness gracious! That just might be the closest finish we've ever had in a challenge! We'll have to review the footage to determine who won! (He reviews the footage a few times over. He finds that Heather hit the ground first, half a second ahead of Lindsay!) Players, after reviewing the footage, Heather made it out of the spinner and finished ahead of Lindsay by half a second! Which means, the Villains win!

(The Villains cheer and Lindsay is in disbelief!)

Heather: (to Lindsay/smug) Next time, just call in sick. (Lindsay droops her head sadly)

(That night at the elimination ceremony, the Villains are seated in the peanut gallery and the Heroes in front of the fire for the first time)

Chris: Welcome to your first elimination ceremony, Heroic Hamsters. Quite the day this was, eh? So much competitive spirit! I love it! Some of you didn't participate in the challenge today, but I'm not holding that against you. At least, I don't think I am. Heh heh heh! Anywho, which Villain is heading to Boney Island?

Scott: Me! I'll go! (Confessional) In season 4 I found the immunity idle in no time flat! Now I get the whole night? It's in the bag!

(Scott is escorted to Boney Island)

Chris: Alright Heroes, get ready to vote for the first time.

(The Heroes cast their votes)

Chris: Okay, you remember the drill. If you don't get a marshmallow, it's dock of shame time. And you can't return to camp. EVER. The following heroes are safe...Geoff.

Geoff: Sweet!

Chris: Jasmine. Brick. (He and Sky smile at each other) Owen. Sky.

Sky: Yes! (She blows a raspberry at Lightning. Lightning rolls his eyes)

Chris: Gwen. Shawn. Cameron. (Sierra, Lindsay and Zoey are left) You 3 are on thin ice. Next marshmallow goes to...(they wait anxiously) Sierra. (Zoey and Lindsay are left) Zoey, Lindsay, down to you. Lindsay for being half a second from extending your team's winning streak to 4. And Zoey for being flung up into a tree by the likes of a sly fox. (Zoey glares at Mal and Mal smiles evilly) The final marshmallow goes to...(they wait anxiously until...)

Sierra: Hold it!

Chris: What now?

Sierra: I don't think it should be either of them. I think it should be me.

Owen: But...why?

Sierra: I just can't take anymore of being away from my Codykins! I don't care about the money. I care about Cody more! And I just want to go home to him! So, I quit. It's been fun guys.

Chris: Uh, well, okay, whatever. The dock of shame awaits.

(Sierra is on the boat of losers)

Sierra: Bye everyone! I'll see you again! (Her teammates wave goodbye as she leaves the island) I'm coming Cody!

Lindsay: (confessional) Oh my gosh, I didn't see that coming! It was like, Sierra saved me from being voted off! Thanks Sierra! I guess...

Zoey: (confessional) I might have dodged a bullet this time, but I cannot let Mal do what he wants to anymore! He's holding Mike hostage and I'm going to free him, if it's the last thing I do!

Chris: Well, that's it for an incredible episode full of action and suspense! What kind of thrill-seeking challenges will be up next? Find out next time on TOTAL! DRAMA! ALL-STARS!

(credits)

ELIMINATION ORDER

PRE-MERGE

22nd: Sugar

21st: Max

20th: Jo

19th: Sierra