It's now time for The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle And Friends! With that super sonic ace Rocket J. Squirrel along with his best pal Bullwinkle The Moose. And their friends Mr. Peabody Sherman and Penny.

If there's one thing that people love to eat it's none other than hamburgers. Big ones small ones some with cheese or veggies or tofu or even with or without meat it doesn't really matter what kind it was everybody loves burgers. So give a person a burger and you know what they say? They will say...

People: Yum!

Sometimes people make them at home on their barbecue grills and order them at fast food restaurants or regular restaurants or even at burger joints. As long as they only want on it then they can have it. It's the very special way on how they want it prepared.

Man: Hello what kind of burger do you want?

Costumer: A yeah i would like a half pound burger that's very big and juicy with extra lean on a whole wheat bun adorned with exactly 648 sesame seeds.

Man: 648! Got it!

Costumer: The burger must be cooked to an internal temperature of 160 degrees Fahrenheit and seventy one point one celsius on a cast iron grill operated by a man from Indiana named Murray who uses a very special spatula made in Holland.

Man: Uh huh.

Costumer And it must be dressed with one leaf of hand-leafed lettuce one half slice of beefsteak tomato three ounces of chopped yellow onions from Portugal one half a teaspoon of brown mustard three dill pickle chips each one point five in diameter and a tenth of a cup of organic ketchup..

Man: Okay. Anything else?

Costumer: Yes! I would like it served on a teal colored plate that would be manufactured last August in Hong Kong Japan and let it be accompanied by precisely seventeen french fried potatoes each no thicker than a third of an inch and eight ounces of a chilled diet cola in a cup with my name on it please.

Man: Coming right up sir. Hey Murray! One number six and hold the maple syrup!

Still burgers are the best thing to eat in town. And it's the best food there is since some people are famous for making them. And this special someone who makes the best burgers in the world just happens to take place in the house that was located in Frostbite Falls Minnesota where we find Rocky Squirrel watching TV while having a burger that was cooked by his best friend and famous burger maker Bullwinkle Moose.

Rocky: This burger is so delicious! I could watch some TV to enjoy my meal.

And as the plucky squirrel turned on the TV a commercial for a new burger joint was shown and little did Rocky know the person showing the burger was none other than Boris Badanov.

Boris: Are you folks hungry for some burgers? Then take a look at this! This is a Boris burger. It's my own latest creation! It has a very special secret sauce. And it's so secret nobody knows it and not even me! We only know it is so delicious it can make you smile. And if you can't stop eating one that is long enough to make you smile! So come on down to Boris Burgers and try a Boris Burger today! Because it is the best burger in the world and the best one you ever ate!

That didn't make the flying squirrel very happy.

Rocky: That's right! This commercial is fake because Bullwinkle makes the best burgers in the whole wide world!

And Rocky was absolutely right. But all the people didn't care for Bullwinkle's burgers because Boris Burgers were so popular that everybody in town and even around the United States wanted to try some. It made them so tasty that there was some secret ingredient in those Boris Burgers as it made them so tasty that several people couldn't even resist having another or one or two or even eleven.

Man with Hat: I've got to try one of those!

Woman: I must have two of those!

Boy: Can i get a triple Boris Burger and a diet cola Dad?

Dad: Sure you can Son.

Man with blue shirt: Everyone says they are habit-forming!

Back at Rocky and Bullwinkle's house Bullwinkle himself was making more burgers for himself and his little buddy.

Bullwinkle: Hey Rock! Did you enjoy your burger?

Rocky: I sure did! That was very good.

Bullwinkle: Well how would you like your next burger? Rare, medium rare, medium well done or resembling a hockey puck?

Rocky: Well it doesn't matter because you make the best burgers in the world Bullwinkle! And i don't care what anyone says on television!

Bullwinkle: Well you can thank my grandma GrandWinkle for my burger making expertise! And i'm the only one who is following her special recipe! And she spent years developing it!

Yes her recipe may have been fine for Rocky and Bullwinkle. But who should come to our heroes backyard but that very smart dog Mr. Peabody who was feeling worried.

Rocky: Hello Mr. Peabody. What brings you by?

Mr. Peabody Salutations Rocky Bullwinkle. I'm really in a dilly of a pickle.

Bullwinkle: Why's that? I always put pickles on my burgers.

Rocky: Bullwinkle he means he has a very serious problem.

Mr. Peabody: He's right. You see Sherman and Penny have a very serious problem.

Rocky: What kind of problem?

Mr. Peabody: Well here's the problem.

And as the genius dog moved over we now see that both Sherman and Penny who are blown up like balloons.

Rocky: Hokey Smoke! What happened to them?

What has happened to these two kids? Well we will find out next time in The Children Balloon or Blown Up Kids