Total Drama All-Stars Rewritten: Episode 10
RATED TV-14
This episode contains material that may be inappropriate for viewers under the age of 14. Viewer discretion is advised.
Fun Zone Hijinxs
(Recap)
Chris: Last time on Total Drama All-Stars, the teams went treasure hunting on deadly Boney Island. It wasn't exactly smooth sailing for Scott, as he ended up going right back after spending a whole night in exile! Sorry bro! Heh heh heh! Lightning was humiliated by Sky! AGAIN! Zoey seemed to have a hard time warming up to her malicious teammates. On the other hand, Courtney seemed to thrive being a hero, thanks to her old gal pal Gwen. In the end, the Heroes got their booty, Heather found the invincibility idle, only for her to get her pocket picked by none other than Alejandro! In the end, Heather walked the plank and sailed away into the unknown. Where will our zany adventures take our All-Stars next? Will Geoff avenge Bridgette and triumph over Al? Will Dave get jealous of Sky for hanging out with Brick? Your guess is as good as mine! But we'll find out right here, right now on an all-new episode of TOTAL! DRAMA! ALL-STARS!
(Theme song)
Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine
You guys are on my mind
You asked me what I wanted to be, now I think the answer is plain to see
I wanna be famous!
I wanna live close to the sun
Well pack your bags 'cause I've already won
Everything to prove nothing in my way
I'll get there one day
'Cause I wanna be famous!
Na, na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na, na, na-na-na-na
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
(Whistling)
(the following morning, the Heroes are in the spa hotel lounging on the comfy queen size beds. Geoff is texting Bridgette)
Geoff: (confessional) Yeah, I miss Bridge. But as long as I'm here, I'm gonna do her proud! It's what she would want. Especially after the fiasco she got into with Alejandro. I will stop at nothing to do my girlfriend justice!
Geoff: Aww, I miss you schmoopie kins!
Lindsay: Awwww! That's sweet!
Geoff: Yeah. I really miss Bridgette.
Lindsay: It's okay, I miss her too. I'm sure she's doing fine on that talk show you guys had going on.
Geoff: You mean the Aftermath? Yeah. As long as Blaineley behaves herself!
Lindsay: Who is she again?
Geoff: That evil (censored) who kidnapped Bridgette just to get her hosting job back.
Lindsay: Oh my gosh!
Geoff: Yep, hopefully she learned a lesson.
Lindsay: (confessional) Bridgette was kidnapped? How awful! I hope she's okay! (gets up to the camera) Hello? Bridgette? Are you in there?
(outside, Brick is out for a jog when Sky joins him. She has returned from exile)
Sky: (jogging) Good morning Brick!
Brick: (jogging) Morning fellow teammate! Care for a jog with me?
Sky: (jogging) Of course! (she blushes heavily as they jog together)
Sky: (confessional) Okay, I know last season I said winning was my top priority instead of dating, but with a guy as respectable as Brick, I don't think I'll have to worry about romance interfering with the competition. I mean, Brick is in the military. He's all about playing fair and with honor and dignity. (blushes) And he helps push me to get better every day.
Brick: (confessional) I am grateful that Sky and I are on the same team. Unlike Jo, who was only looking out for herself and was playing dirty, Sky is like an honorary cadet! It's like she understands the code! To care for one another and to play the game the correct way, to fight with honor and respect!
Sky: (confessional) You see, the thing with Dave was, he was a nice guy, and I think he still can be a nice guy. It's just he wasn't really respecting my needs and what I wanted. I still wish the best for him and hope he finds happiness again. Dave, if you're watching, I hope you're doing well.
Brick: So, how was exile?
Sky: It was fine. Although I think now it's kinda pointless, since someone found the immunity idle already.
Brick: True.
(Brick and Sky are jogging together when Lightning is jogging too! He is going the other way, jogging towards them! They collide in front of the cabins!)
Lightning: Ow! Now who put that there?
Brick: Lightning! Out jogging as well, I see!
Lightning: Wassup soldier! Tiny girl!
Sky: (teasing) Hi, meathead!
Lightning: Lightning almost got turned into a T-bone thanks to you!
Sky: (teasing) I know! It was so funny! (Lightning growls and Sky blows a raspberry at him)
Sky: (confessional/smug) When will he ever learn? (laughs)
Lightning: (from outside) Watch your step, tiny girl! Because the Lightning is about to strike!
Sky: (teasing) Not if I strike first, muscle head!
(then, Chris comes onto the loudspeaker)
Chris: (loudspeaker) Good morning campers! Meet me in front of the cabins pronto! Where Sky, Brick and Lightning are standing! McLean out!
(the others meet up with Chris)
Shawn: Challenge time already?
Jasmine: We haven't even had breakfast yet!
Chris: (impatient) If you'd let me explain, you'll know what's about to happen! Now, shut your pie holes and let me finish giving instructions! (they roll their eyes) Anywho, today's challenge will be a trip to the Fun Zone! (he blows a party blower)
Lindsay: (excited) YAY! I love fun!
Scarlett: (suspicious) What's the catch?
Chris: You groovy cats have kinda had it rough, haven't you? So the lawyers and I figured you deserve a treat. But, if you'd rather do something else...
Everyone: NO!
Chris: Okay, fun zone it is! But first, chow for breakfast. And then meet me at the dock of shame in half an hour.
(the Heroes are having breakfast at the hotel. The Villains are having breakfast on the porch of their cabin)
Chef: (to the Villains) You slime buckets get green toast, eggs, and bacon!
Zoey: I'm not eating this crap. Toast isn't even supposed to be green.
Scott: Mama calls this penicillin purée! Never had a cold in my life! (he eats his toast)
Lightning: Blechhhh!
Scarlett: It's probably just food coloring. If that were the case, it would be odorless and tasteless. (Lightning is confused) Meaning it would taste like regular toast, it's just green in coloration.
Alejandro: I got a bad feeling about this Fun Zone Chris speaks of.
Duncan: Me too. Knowing Chris, anything he calls fun, is actually dangerous.
Scarlett: Precisely.
(Zoey rolls her eyes)
Zoey: (confessional) These evil bastards tried to vote me off last night. I'm the wrong girl to be poking. Unless they want to be tied into a knot like a pretzel.
(Zoey is glaring at Mal)
Mal: (annoyed) What are you looking at?
Zoey: (angry) Don't you give me that! I know what you did!
Mal: (evilly) Whatever do you mean?
Zoey: You broke people's belongings! Duncan's knife! Sierra's phone! Cam's glasses! And you're holding Mike prisoner!
Mal: So?
Zoey: So! When I finish with you, you'll never see daylight again! UGHHH! (she storms off angrily)
Mal: (confessional) Ha! Dramatic much? (snickers evilly) That girl doesn't scare me. I know how weak and fragile she really is. (then, Zoey punches a hole through the confessional! She forcefully drags him out!)
Zoey: (confessional/angry) I am gonna kill that motherf-(censored)!
(in the spa hotel, Brick and Sky are eating breakfast together. Shawn and Jasmine are eating together as well.)
Jasmine: Is anyone else concerned about the Fun Zone? I have a feeling it will be...
Shawn: Not safe?
Jasmine: Yeah.
Courtney: Yeah...it is fishy.
Lindsay: Awww, who knows? It actually could be fun! What if there's a carnival in there? I love carnivals! Especially the ones with games and rides!
Gwen: I doubt it, Lindsay. And besides, where would it be?
Geoff: I hope it's not on Boney Island, we were just over there!
Shawn: And I'm not in the mood for going back to that creepy place again! No way!
Chris: (loudspeaker) Hey again teams! Now that you're all nice and fed, it's time to meet me at the dock so we can get moving!
Gwen: Well, here goes nothing.
Lindsay: Yay! Fun zone, here I come!
Courtney: (groans) This is gonna be a long day.
(everyone meets Chris at the dock of shame)
Chris: Welcome! You're just in time! Hop on the boat! Our voyage awaits! (everyone boards the boat of losers and they set off. Later, they arrive on Boney Island)
Duncan: The Fun Zone is on Boney Island?
Chris: Yep! Now let's go!
(everyone follows Chris through the jungle)
Scarlett: I was correct in assuming that the so-called fun zone is not as fun as it sounds.
Shawn: I knew it!
Lindsay: It could still be fun! Right?
Chris: You'll see. Heh heh heh!
(everyone arrives at the gate to the fun zone)
Chris: Well, here we are!
Lindsay: Look! Balloons! It is fun!
Gwen: (sarcastic) Yeah...I don't think so.
(Shawn gulps nervously)
Chris: Alright, in you go! (he presses the button to his remote and opens the gate. Everyone enters the fun zone, only to find a mutant forest! The gate closes behind them! Everyone is scared)
Chris: (on the TV monitor) Okay, now that you're all inside, here's how the challenge works. You will have to collect eggs and put them in a basket.
Lindsay: Awww! It's an Easter egg hunt! My favorite! YAY!
Chris: (monitor) Well, kind of. Same concept as an Easter egg hunt. But the eggs you're after belong to all the mutant creatures from season 4, who will gobble you up in one bite if you're not careful!
Lindsay: I take back what I said about this place being fun now!
Chris: (monitor) First team with 6 eggs in their basket wins.
Duncan: Question, what if an egg hatches?
Chris: (monitor) It counts as long as you keep the hatchlings in your basket. And whoever collects the most eggs at the end wins a special reward. The red basket belongs to the evil-doers. And the gold one belongs to the do-gooders.
Duncan: Glad I'm not one of them. Because I'm not nice. (Gwen rolls her eyes and smiles)
Gwen: (confessional) That's Duncan for ya! (giggles) He really is sweet though. Don't tell the others I said that, okay? I know he cares deeply about his reputation.
Chris: (monitor) Okay! Now that we're all clear, time to send you on your way! Good luck gang! And be careful! (everyone sets off with their respective teams)
Gwen: (to Duncan) Oh, I wish we could look for eggs together!
Duncan: Me too, babe. Me too. Good luck pasty! (he goes to join his team. Gwen blushes)
Courtney: (to Gwen) Hey, new best friend! Wanna go egg hunting with me?
Gwen: (smiles) Of course!
Courtney: Awesome! Let's go! (they go together)
(Shawn is nervously waiting for something scary to surprise him. Jasmine is there to keep him calm)
Jasmine: It'll be okay Shawn! I'm here! If any, uh, zombies come our way, we can take 'em all down!
Shawn: (nervous) Great! Uh, great! (confessional) I don't think I can do this, man! Robotic animals on Pahkitew Island is one thing, but flesh eating mutants? Might as well hold up a sign that says "Free brains breakfast, get it while it's hot!"
Jasmine: (confessional) I've seen Shawn rise to the occasion with his life on the line before. This is nothing he can't handle. He just needs a little encouragement.
Jasmine: Shawn, you can do this! I know you can! If you can beat up a thousand Chris bots in sucker's flat, you can easily collect mutant eggs in this forest! (she kisses his cheek)
Shawn: You know, you're right! This is in my ballpark! I can do this!
Jasmine: That's the spirit mate! (they set off together)
(Mal is by himself. He is looking for trouble)
Mal: (confessional) This challenge is too gentle for my liking. I think it's time for some sabotage.
(Mal spots a fire breathing mountain goat nest. He hatches up a nasty plan)
Mal: Flying mutant mountain goats, eh? (snickers evilly) I do believe this can be used to my advantage. (he gently reaches into the nest and grabs an egg. The mutant goat wakes up and spots Mal) Yes, yes! Wake up! You want your egg? (he throws it into the distance) Fetch! (the mutant goat flies in the direction of its egg! He gathers another egg to take to the basket)
Mal: (confessional) Done, done and done. (snickers evilly)
(Jasmine and Shawn are looking for eggs together. Jasmine is cautious and Shawn is nervous)
Jasmine: (sighs) It's okay Shawn. As long as I'm here, I won't let anything eat us.
Shawn: Thanks Jasmine. You're the- (the egg Mal threw lands right into his hands!) Hey! An egg!
Jasmine: Nice mate! But, where did it come from?
(suddenly, the mutant goat confronts them!)
Shawn: ZOINKS! (he shields himself behind Jasmine!)
Jasmine: I'm not going down without a fight! (she punches the goat in the nose HARD! It flies away)
Shawn: (confessional) Jasmine and me make a great team. We should totally set up our own escape room when we get married.
Jasmine: Told ya I got your back, partner!
(Alejandro and Scarlett are searching for eggs together)
Scarlett: (confessional) Now that the Villains team has lost the 3 "drama queens" Heather, Jo and Courtney, we may finally get some peace and actually start cooperating for once. And Alejandro is just the person to partner with if we're to achieve that.
Alejandro: (relieved) Ahh, a challenge without the likes of Heather.
Scarlett: Exactly. Now we can actually cooperate as a unit without any childish bickering.
Alejandro: Sí. (he spots an egg in a nest) Mira! Los huevos!
Scarlett: Yes! Egg! Wait a minute... (she looks around to check for danger. Then she sneaks over to the nest and gently takes the egg.)
Alejandro: To the basket! (they set off back to the basket and place the egg in it)
Chris: (monitor) Well done Villains! You got your first egg! Only 5 to go!
(Scarlett and Alejandro cheer! The other Villains cheer as well! Just as Scarlett and Alejandro are about to set off again, they stop)
Alejandro: Hold the phone...what's to prevent the other team from smuggling eggs from our basket?
Scarlett: I second that question.
Chris: (monitor) Integrity, I guess?
Scarlett: So your answer is...nothing?
Chris: (monitor) Well, I didn't make it a rule that they can. So I guess they can! Heh heh heh!
Scarlett: I see. Alejandro, think you can stand guard for a bit?
Alejandro: As you wish.
Scarlett: Excellent! (she sets off to find more eggs)
(Zoey is traveling with Duncan. They hide behind a tree)
Zoey: (whispers) Psst, look over there. (she spots Larry with a giant egg)
Duncan: What the hell is that?
Zoey: (whispers) Shhh! It's Larry. And he has an egg.
Duncan: What is this, Super Mario Bros? And if he's got an egg, wouldn't Larry be a Laurie?
Zoey: (whispers) Focus! Here's what we're gonna do. I'll grab the little flower thing in its mouth, see that?
Duncan: Yeah?
Zoey: Yeah, I'm gonna grab that and Larry will give chase. You get the egg and take it to the basket.
Duncan: Sounds good to me. Sounds like stealing cars.
Zoey: Uhh...yeah. And break! (they split up. Zoey swings in on a vine and snatches the flower, making Larry snap his jaws shut!) Hey you! Yeah you! Looking for this? (Larry roars loudly and chases Zoey!) Come and get it! (she runs away as fast as she can) Duncan! The egg!
Duncan: (grabs the egg) Got it! (he runs after Larry and Zoey. Zoey throws the flower onto a passing mutant and it latches on! Larry grabs the mutant and eats it whole!)
Zoey: Yechhhh!
(Lindsay is searching all alone)
Geoff: Lindsay! Need a hunting partner?
Lindsay: (excited) EEEEE! YES! Thanks Jim!
Geoff: Uh, it's Geoff.
Lindsay: Oops!
Geoff: Never mind. Let's find some eggs! (they are searching at the bank of the swamp)
Lindsay: Ewww! It stinks over here!
Geoff: (holding his nose) I know! Must be swamp vapors! (suddenly, a giant tentacle grabs him and drags him underwater!)
Lindsay: (gasps) Oh my gosh! (the tentacle surfaces, holding Geoff! It slams him into the ground repeatedly like a rag doll! Thinking quickly, Lindsay throws a rock at the tentacle, and it throws Geoff into a tree before submerging under the swamp!)
Geoff: (dazed) Ehh...my head...
Lindsay: Oh my gosh! Are you okay?
Geoff: (dazed) I see stars...(Geoff's impact knocks an egg out of the tree and into his hand!)
Lindsay: Hey! You got an egg!
Geoff: (shakes his head) I did? Wow! Lucky catch!
Lindsay: Very lucky!
(Duncan and Zoey return to the basket with Larry's egg)
Zoey: Hurry! Put it in! (suddenly, the egg starts to shake)
Duncan: Uh oh... (the egg explodes, blasting green slime all over him!) Blechhh! Disgusting!
Zoey: CRAP!
(Alejandro watches the mutant plant hatchlings scurry by. One of them looks like Chris!)
Alejandro: (shocked) What the...?
Zoey: What?
Alejandro: Are you seeing this?
Duncan: What is it?
Alejandro: Look! (he points to the Chris hatchling! Chris sees this and he whistles innocently. Then, Chef realizes what it's all about! His jaw drops!)
Chef: (confessional/shocked) NO HE DID NOT!
Duncan: (confessional/shocked) Did Chris...?
Zoey: (confessional/shocked) He did!
Alejandro: (confessional/disgusted) I will never look at Chris the same way again! (pukes)
(Geoff and Lindsay come over and place their egg in the Heroes' basket)
Chris: (monitor) Score 1 for the Heroes!
Geoff: Righteous!
Lindsay: YAY!
Geoff: I'll stay and guard the basket. Our eggs aren't safe with burrito face over there.
(Alejandro glares at him)
Lindsay: You mean Jalapeño?
Alejandro: (annoyed) It's ALEJANDRO.
Lindsay: Oh, Tyler!
Alejandro: (facepalm) Oy vey.
Geoff: Just go on ahead. I'll handle this.
Lindsay: Okay! (she sets off to look for more eggs. Geoff and Alejandro glare at each other)
(Brick and Sky are hiding from the mutants when suddenly, a mutant alligator spots them!)
Sky: Oh crap!
Brick: Whoa!
Sky: That thing is massive!
Brick: Toxic waste will do that to an animal.
Sky: Geeze, you guys really had it rough here!
Brick: We sure did. Looks like now we're gonna have to face him.
Sky: What?
Brick: Affirmative! We can take him! Just follow my lead! (to the gator) Hey you! Yeah you! You want a piece of me? (the gator roars loudly! It tries to attack Brick but Sky grabs it by the tail)
Sky: I think not, ya big smelly dragon!
Brick: Looks like someone needs to teach our scaly friend here a few manners! (he throws punches and kicks at the gator while Sky holds on to its tail. The gator thrashes about!)
Sky: (being thrown around) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! (to Brick) Brick! The eggs!
Brick: (salutes) Sir yes sir! (he runs over to the nest and grabs an egg. The gator roars in his face! But before it can attack again, Brick kicks the gator in the kiwis HARD! It whimpers like a puppy as it scurries away) You try that again, and you're getting turned into my wallet!
Sky: Phew! Great job Brick! We lost him! And we got an egg! (they high five each other)
(Brick and Sky come back to the Heroes' basket and put the egg in)
Chris: (monitor) That's 2 eggs for the Heroes!
Geoff: Awesome! Think one of you can cover for me?
Brick: (salutes) I'll do it, for our team!
Sky: Thanks Brick! You're the best! (she hugs him tightly)
Geoff: I'll go with you Sky!
Sky: Sweet! Let's roll! (they set off, leaving Brick guarding the Heroes' eggs while Alejandro is guarding the Villains' eggs. Chris pauses the episode on his monitor)
Chris: Looks like it's hard boiled down to 2 eggs for the Heroes, and 1 for the Villains! But the challenge is far from "over-easy!" Who will win? (he reads the script) Your "quiche" is as good as mine! (Chef chuckles) Stay tuned to TOTAL! DRAMA! ALL-STARS! Yeah, I'm gonna fire whoever wrote that! (he knocks on the camera) Yeah, writer! I'm talking to you! (commercial break)
(Scott spots an egg in a nest high above him)
Scott: Plump, juicy omelet at 12 o'clock! (he throws a rock up to it, knocking it out of the nest) Come to papa, baby! (but before he can catch it, Lightning comes flying in out of nowhere!)
Lightning: Sha-YOINK!
Scott: Hey! What's the big idea?!
Lightning: Mark this egg the property of the Lightning! (he runs back to the entrance where the basket is. He drops the egg in the basket)
Chris: (monitor) And that's 2 eggs for the Villains! It's all tied up at 2 a piece!
Scott: (sarcastic) Thanks for the update, big mouth. (to Lightning/sarcastic) And I was gonna deliver the egg myself, but you beat me to it. Terrific.
Lightning: (smug) Yeah baby! Sha-bam!
Scott: (sarcastic) Greedy guts. (confessional) Enjoy your 30 seconds of fame while they last, you hopeless loser.
(Courtney and Gwen are walking together)
Courtney: This place is creepy.
Gwen: Yeah. But one thing we learned through 3 seasons of this circus, is whatever doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.
Courtney: (smiles) Amen, sister!
(suddenly, something grabs Gwen's leg from underground! It's a mutant gopher!)
Gwen: AAHHHH! What is that thing?!
Courtney: I don't know! It looks like a gopher!
Gwen: A big stupid looking ugly one at that! Hey! Let go of me! Let go! (the gopher drags her down into its hole!)
Courtney: Hey! Buck tooth! Let go of my friend! (she nose dives into the hole and they fight down there!) I got him! I got him! I got him!
Gwen: Ow! That's me!
Courtney: Oh! Sorry! (she punches the gopher repeatedly until it retreats) Gwen! Are you okay?
Gwen: I'm fine. Hey! Look what I found! (she is holding an egg!)
Courtney: YES! Another for the collection!
Gwen: Yeah! An egg we found, by accident, you might say! (they laugh)
Courtney: Come on, let's take this to the basket!
Gwen: Right! (they set off)
(Lightning is looking for more eggs on his own. He spots a giant nest with a giant egg)
Lightning: Sha-wow! That's the biggest egg Lightning has ever seen! I'm gonna love it! In my belly! (he laughs as he takes the egg. But before he sets off back to the basket, a giant mutant chicken with many eyes and a monster mouth in its chest appears! It roars at Lightning!)
Lightning: AAAHHHHHHH! IT'S BIRDZILLA! (he runs away carrying the egg as the chicken chases him!) I swear I'll never eat a McNugget again! (from a distance, Sky watches and she burst out laughing!)
Sky: (confessional/laughing hard) Lightning makes me laugh...so much! (mimicking him) It's Birdzilla! Help me! (falls over laughing)
(the giant chicken chases Lightning about!)
Lightning: (running) Leave me alone, drumstick! (he then spots a cave and quickly sidesteps inside! The giant chicken just runs past! Lightning peeks his head out to see if it's gone) Ha! Stupid freak! (then, the chicken spots him again! It chases him again!) AAAAHHHHHHHH! BIRDZILLA RETURNS! (he runs away with the chicken in hot pursuit!)
(Courtney and Gwen return to the basket and place their egg in it)
Chris: (monitor) And it's 3-2 Heroes! Keep it up, you're halfway there!
Brick: (salutes) Well done, soldiers!
(Courtney and Gwen smile and salute back)
Chris: (monitor) Villains, you might want to step it up!
(Lightning comes running)
Lightning: Sha-score!
Alejandro: It's about time.
Chris: (monitor) And it's tied again! 3-3!
Alejandro: Lightning, think you can watch the basket for a while?
Lightning: What good is that gonna do me?!
Alejandro: (encouraging) It's a job designed for an MVP! And you're the MVP of our team! No one else on the team could handle such a task!
Lightning: You're right! Leave it to Lightning!
Alejandro: Magnifico! (he leaves) (confessional) I didn't mean that. My boots have more brainpower than he does. But he didn't need to know that.
Lightning: (looking at the Villains' eggs) Hmm, I really ought to turn these into lost and found...Not!
(Geoff is searching for eggs on his own when a mutant fire breathing goat attacks!)
Geoff: Whoa! How can these things even do that? (confessional) I don't know how these dudes tolerate a whole season of these weird monsters and crap, but they made it out in one piece, so they're like, warriors, man! Kudos to 'em for having guts!
Sky: Geoff! Heads up! (she throws a rock at the mutant goat and it flies away)
Geoff: Whoa, thanks for the save, compadre!
Sky: Thanks! Come on, let's keep looking for eggs! It's not over yet!
Geoff: Oh yeah! Booyah! (confessional) Sky is pretty cool! Being an Olympic gold medalist and all, she would love Bridge back home.
Sky: (confessional) I gotta say, Geoff is a cool guy! He's really good at staying positive!
(meanwhile, Mal is still on his own. Unknown to him, Zoey is following him, watching his every move)
Zoey: (confessional) You're not getting away from me this time, Mal.
(while Mal is searching for eggs, he spots Shawn. He hatches up a nasty plan)
Mal: (confessional) Time for ol' zombie boy to ingest the sugary goodness of my evil. (snickers evilly)
Shawn: (to Jasmine) Hey, look! 3 eggs!
Jasmine: Nice mate! Let's grab 'em so we can win! Come on! (they gather the eggs and run to the basket)
Mal: Now for my plan. (he throws some mud, moss, and other junk on him to make himself look like a zombie. He appears from out of the bushes and starts walking like a zombie and making zombie sounds! Shawn hears him and turns around! The minute he saw Mal as a zombie, he turned white as a sheet!)
Shawn: (scared) Z-z-z-ZOMBIES! (he is so scared he drops the eggs he was carrying! They crack! He springs into action and he fights Mal! They wrestle while Jasmine is still carrying the last egg for the Heroes! Zoey watches from behind a bush)
Zoey: (confessional) That's just wrong. Using someone's weakness against them like that. I would have intervened, but it looks like Shawn has it under control. But I'm keeping an eye on that Mal.
(Alejandro and Scarlett find a giant nest with 6 large eggs inside!)
Alejandro: Look at this!
Scarlett: Magnificent! This nest will secure another victory for sure! Come on, help me carry it!
Alejandro: Sí! (they lift the nest and start to carry it. Meanwhile, Shawn and Mal are still fighting as Jasmine is about to place her egg in the basket, but Alejandro and Scarlett arrive with the giant nest)
Alejandro: Come on! Rapido!
Scarlett: Nearly there! Faster!
(Jasmine places her egg in the basket)
Chris: (monitor) 4-3 Heroes! Keep it up!
Jasmine: Uh oh! Shawn! Where are you?!
(as Alejandro and Scarlett are approaching, Geoff and Sky are running with eggs in hand!)
Brick: Double time soldiers! You can do it!
Jasmine: Hurry mates!
Brick: Throw them! It's our only chance! (Geoff and Sky throw their eggs towards the basket!)
Alejandro: Oh no!
Scarlett: Uh oh!
(Brick and Jasmine get ready to catch the eggs, but they don't catch them! They hit their faces and crack! Alejandro and Scarlett dump the nest of eggs into their basket just in time!)
Jasmine: (drops to her knees) NOOOOOOOOOO!
Chris: (monitor) 9 to 4! The Villains win! (the Villains cheer and the Heroes groan sadly. Mal reveals his true identity to Shawn)
Shawn: You're...not a zombie?
Mal: Nope. But it was convincing enough to make you believe I was. (snickers evilly)
Shawn: You Scumbag! That's my zombie disguise trick!
Mal: (snickers) I know.
Shawn: (confessional) Oh, I hope Jasmine won't be too pissed at me because I let the team down. But really, I can't leave my teammates unprotected so the undead can arrive and dip their brains in barbecue sauce!
(that night at the elimination ceremony, the Villains are seated in the peanut gallery and the Heroes in front of the fire)
Chris: So, I know today wasn't quite the treat you guys were anticipating. (everyone is glaring at him for it) And we apologize. We made sure there were paramedics on standby in case of emergency. And you all made it out unscathed. But you know what'll cheer some of you up? Alejandro, Scarlett, since you tipped over a dozen eggs into your team's basket, you win a special reward for your team for tomorrow! Now, before we get voting, which Villain is heading to exile?
Alejandro: (nudges Lightning) Sounds like another job for the MVP. (winks)
Lightning: Ha! Sha-Lightning!
Sky: (teasing) You better hope those mutants have bad taste for that chewy jellyfish brain of yours! (she giggles as Lightning growls)
Chris: Alright! Chef, take him away.
Chef: Follow me, (sarcastic) boss! (he escorts Lightning to Boney Island)
Lightning: (confessional) He called me boss! Now that's what I call respect!
Chris: And now it's time to send a Hero home. So, go vote!
(the Heroes cast their votes)
Chris: Okay, you've all cast your votes. If I don't call your name, grab the boat of losers and go home. And you can't return to camp. EVER! The following Heroes are safe...Courtney. Gwen. (they smile at each other as they eat their marshmallows) Lindsay.
Lindsay: Woo! Yeah! (she eats her marshmallow)
Chris: Jasmine. (Shawn is happy for her, but still worried he hasn't been called yet) Brick. Sky. (they eat their marshmallows) Shawn, Geoff, this is the final marshmallow tonight. (Shawn gulps nervously and Jasmine is worried for him. Geoff is nervous as they wait anxiously) Geoff.
(Shawn and Jasmine gasp)
Geoff: SWEET! (to Shawn) Aw, sorry dude.
Jasmine: No! Shawn!
(Shawn sighs sadly. Mal grins evilly)
Shawn: (stands up) I'm sorry I blew the game for us, guys. If it weren't for a certain zombie attack, I wouldn't be going home tonight! (glares at Mal) But given the circumstances, it was a sacrifice I was willing to make.
Jasmine: Oh Shawn! (she kisses him passionately! Shawn kisses her back)
Gwen, Courtney and Lindsay: Awwww!
Jasmine: You didn't blow it! You're a hero! You're my hero!
(Shawn smiles) I'm gonna carry on for us!
(As Shawn is on the boat of losers, his teammates wave goodbye to him)
Sky: Bye Shawn!
Brick: (salutes) Semper Fi!
Courtney: Take care!
Shawn: Farewell! Good luck! (he disappears into the night. Jasmine droops her head sadly)
Jasmine: (confessional/sad) It's gonna be a long ride without Shawn. (sighs) But I can't just quit. That's not what he would want.
Zoey: (confessional/angry) I liked Shawn. He was cool. I know this was Mal's doing. I'm not going to let him get away with anymore of his plans.
Mal: (confessional) And another loser bites the dust. (snickers evilly)
Chris: And with that, the Heroes are now down a very capable player. How will Jasmine hold up without her uneaten companion? Will Zoey ever bring her boyfriend back from within his evil subconscious? Find out next time right here on TOTAL! DRAMA! ALL-STARS!
(credits)
ELIMINATION ORDER
PRE-MERGE
22nd: Sugar
21st: Max
20th: Jo
19th: Sierra
18th: Owen
17th: Cameron
16th: Heather
15th: Shawn