Total Drama All-Stars Rewritten: Episode 11
RATED TV-14
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Mamba Drama
(Recap)
Chris: Last time on Total Drama All-Stars, the campers were treated to a day in the Fun Zone to go egg hunting, where it turned out to be the complete opposite of fun. Mal impersonated a zombie, scaring the living daylights out of Shawn, leading to an all-out brawl! Heh heh heh! In the end, the Villains got the victory. And it was zombie fighter Shawn who did not prevail, leaving Jasmine on her own. Only 14 players remain. Who will be thrown home from the throne? And will my breakfast get here before lunchtime?!
Chef: Yo Chris! You realize I'm the only chef on this show right? I gotta cook for myself too, ya know!
Chris: Ugh. Just hurry! (to the camera) Uh, anywho, tune in right here on TOTAL! DRAMA! ALL-STARS! (Theme song)
Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine
You guys are on my mind
You asked me what I wanted to be, now I think the answer is plain to see
I wanna be famous!
I wanna live close to the sun
Well pack your bags 'cause I've already won
Everything to prove nothing in my way
I'll get there one day
'Cause I wanna be famous!
Na, na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na, na, na-na-na-na
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
(Whistling)
(the following afternoon, the 14 remaining campers are chilling and enjoying their time. As for the Heroes, Gwen and Courtney are sitting on the porch of the cabin and reading books. Lindsay is sitting on her bunk, reading a magazine. Brick and Sky are training together. Jasmine is sad that Shawn is gone. Sky takes notice)
Sky: Hmm. It looks like Jasmine is taking Shawn's elimination pretty hard.
Brick: Affirmative. Maybe she needs a little cheering up.
(Sky sat by Jasmine)
Sky: (comforting) Hey Jasmine. You okay?
Jasmine: (sighs sadly) I'm fine. I just miss Shawn so much.
Sky: (hugs her) I know. I miss him too. It'll be okay.
Jasmine: (sad/hugs Sky back) I know. (confessional) I'll be fine. I mean, I know he would want me to keep going and do my best. (sighs sadly) I miss you Shawn!
Sky: (confessional) Poor Jasmine. I think one of those rats on the Villains team did this! But who? Perhaps Zoey would know.
(at the spa hotel, Zoey steps out when Sky approaches her)
Sky: Hey, Zoey?
Zoey: What?
Sky: Do you think someone on your team is responsible for Shawn leaving?
Zoey: (angry) I don't think, I know. It was that (censored) sleezeball Mal.
Sky: So I was right! Jasmine really misses Shawn.
Zoey: (angry) Which is why Mal is gonna get some of this! (clinches her fist tightly)
Sky: (confessional) Man...Mal must have really been pushing Zoey's buttons! I mean, look what it's done to her! I hope she'll be okay...
Zoey: (confessional/angry) I can't hold anything back. As long as Mal is here, I cannot show any signs of weakness. Otherwise, he will take advantage of that and I'll be a goner with no possible way to rescue Mike.
(Duncan comes out and talks to Zoey)
Zoey: Duncan, what is it?
Duncan: We need to talk.
Zoey: This had better be good.
Duncan: It's about you.
Zoey: What about me?
Duncan: Well, this new side of you might be taking a turn for the worse.
Zoey: Why is that?
Duncan: Just hear me out. In the last few eliminations, you've been getting a lot of votes to be voted off. Chances are if Mal noticed that, he's going to try to convince the whole team to vote you off. And if that happens, you're gonna lose the game AND Mike. I think you have to do something about it.
Sky: I think jailbird has a point.
Duncan: Please, call me Duncan.
Sky: Okay, Duncan. (giggles nervously)
Duncan: (confessional) The chick needed to know the truth.
Zoey: (confessional) I don't care how many votes I get. As long as Mal and I are still in the game, I can still retrieve my boyfriend from Mal's evil lair from within! (pause) Wait, what if Duncan is right? What if I'm taking this warrior thing too far? Should I ditch the war paint, or keep it on? (sighs) Decisions, decisions.
(on Boney Island, Chef is looking for Lightning)
Chef: Lightning! Time to go back!
Lightning: Already? Sha-damn! Those nights are going by faster than I thought!
Chef: Come on, team captain. (he takes Lightning back to Camp)
Lindsay: Hey, what if there was no challenge today? It's afternoon and Chris hasn't called us anywhere!
Geoff: That would be super cool! We could just chill out and party!
Gwen: No challenge does sound nice.
Courtney: I don't know, I kinda want there to be a challenge! Otherwise I would just be sitting here for a while being bored.
Scott: Yeah, otherwise the only thing that would keep my mind occupied would be wacking at the kitchen rats with a baseball bat! (at first, Courtney is disgusted, but she can't help but smile)
Courtney: (confessional) Yeah, he's still kinda weird. (she can't help but squeal happily)
Gwen: Or we could read books together?
Courtney: (smiles) Yeah.
Lindsay: We could do each other's hair!
Gwen: Uh...no thanks. I'm good.
Scarlett: It just doesn't seem like Chris would want to have a challenge this late in the day.
Alejandro: Indeed. He normally would want to start first thing in the morning.
(then, Chris comes on the loudspeaker)
Chris: Good afternoon campers! Your next challenge begins in 30 minutes! Meet me and Chef at the beach, and be prepared to BRING IT!
Lindsay: (disappointed) Aww, there IS a challenge!
Geoff: No biggie! We can still have a gnarly party afterwards!
Lindsay: Yay! I love parties!
(the teams meet at the beach. There is a sport court with basketball hoops)
Sky: (excited) We're going to play basketball? WOO HOO!
Lightning: (excited) Basketball! Now this is a challenge I can excel at! MVP!
Sky: (teasing) Hope you're ready to lose to me again! I'm always in the mood for a victory!
Lightning: (trash talking) Oh, you're on, tiny girl!
(Chef is dressed as a referee)
Chris: Welcome! Today's challenge is the classic game of basketball! Assuming all of you have played basketball at some point in your lives, you all must know how to play.
(Lindsay raises her hand, she is confused)
Lindsay: Uhhh...
Chris: Put the ball in the hoop to score points. (he takes a shot and he makes it) For this challenge, shots inside this arc is 1 point. Shots outside the arc is 2 points.
Lightning: It ain't like that in the NBA! Chris: True. But this is a pick-up game. Now, remember, you have to dribble the ball while you're carrying it, otherwise you'll get called for a travel and the ball goes to the other team.
Chef: If you're going to take a shot, like a layup or going up to dunk, you're allowed 2 steps without dribbling, 2 steps only.
Chris: If you're dribbling the ball, you can't stop dribbling and start dribbling again, otherwise you'll be called for a double dribble. And the ball goes to the other team. Once you stop dribbling the ball, you can either pass the ball to a teammate, or take a shot. Savvy? Since this isn't NBA or college level hoops, there will be no free throw shots. And this is 3 on 3, so only 3 players per team can be on the court at a time. If the ball goes out of bounds, the ball goes to the other team. For example, if Lightning last touched the ball and it goes out of bounds, the ball goes to the Heroes. But if Sky touched the ball last and it goes out of bounds, it goes to the Villains. Got it? (everyone nods, except Lindsay. She is still confused)
Lindsay: So, what do I do when the ball comes at me?
Chris: You catch it! Because your teammate passed it to you! (he passes the ball to Lindsay, but it hits her in the face!) Oooooh! You were supposed to catch it!
Lindsay: (rubbing her face) Ow. Right.
Chris: One more thing, as some of you may know, January 26, 2020 was a rough day for basketball fans far and wide. The sport lost the legendary Kobe Bryant in a tragic helicopter accident. So today, to pay tribute to him, the first team to score 24 points wins.
Lightning: (confessional) I met Kobe when I was 5, Pops took me to see the Lakers play the Raptors. When the Mamba looked at me, he said, "Don't ever let anyone outwork you. Never give up, find a way. That's what champions do." (tears up) R.I.P. Black Mamba!
Lindsay: (confessional) Aww, what a terrible way to go! That poor guy! And I wish Tyson was here, he would seriously kick ass in this game!
Chris: Okay, you have 1 minute until game time! Teams, pick your 3 most athletic players to throw into your starting lineups!
(the Heroes huddle up in front of their team bench)
Brick: I propose that Sky, Jasmine, and I start.
Sky: I second that!
Jasmine: Sounds good to me!
Gwen: Yeah! You 3 are perfect for this!
Courtney: And Jasmine, your height will make for a formidable presence under the basket!
Geoff: You could block every shot and grab all the rebounds!
Jasmine: That's right! I could!
Sky: And break! (Brick, Sky, and Jasmine take the court while Courtney, Gwen, Lindsay and Geoff sit on the bench. The Villains huddle up in front of their bench)
Lightning: You have to put the Lightning on the floor!
Alejandro: That is a valid point. You are the most athletic player we have. I would also suggest that I start, and Zoey too.
Zoey: I'm okay with that. I am very agile, after all.
Alejandro: Bueno! And break! (Alejandro, Lightning, and Zoey take the court while Duncan, Mal, Scarlett and Scott sit on the bench)
Alejandro: (confessional) I am adroit when it comes to sports. My eldest brother Carlos taught me how to play soccer and other sports. My other brother José would just heckle me.
(the teams' starting players are on the court, ready for the opening tip-off. Jasmine, Brick, and Sky for the Heroes, and Lightning, Zoey and Alejandro for the Villains)
Sky: (smug) Bring it on, birdies!
Lightning: (smug) I'm gonna score so many points you're gonna be all...like...what's 2 plus 2?
Sky: That doesn't make sense.
Lightning: Whatever, doesn't matter! Somebody fire up the barbecue! You're going down!
Chris: Both teams ready! Best 3 games out of 5 wins the challenge!
(Chef is at half court with the ball, Jasmine and Lightning are about to tip it off)
Chef: Ready? (he tosses the ball up, and Jasmine tips it back to her team. Sky takes the ball and dribbles up the court with Zoey guarding her. Lightning is guarding Jasmine. Alejandro is guarding Brick. Their teammates on the bench are cheering)
Sky: Jasmine! (she passes the ball to Jasmine under the basket. She tries to dunk it but Lightning blocks it! Jasmine is in disbelief!)
Lightning: Sha-block party! Everybody's invited! Bring the family, bring the kids, and bring the hot dog buns!
(Alejandro grabs the loose ball. He effortlessly dribbles the ball between his legs and behind his back, making Brick stumble and trip! He takes an outside shot and makes it! His teammates cheer! The score is 2-0 Villains)
Chris: Ooooh, sick handles Alejandro!
Alejandro: (smug) Hmph. Naturally. (Jasmine inbounds the ball to Sky and she dribbles up the court. She crosses Zoey, making her stumble and trip too! She jumps up and dunks the ball right in Lightning's face! The score is 2-1 Villains)
Chris: Wow! I didn't know it was legal to have hops like that! And Lightning just got posterized by a girl! Heh heh heh!
Sky: (to Lightning/teasing) Sha-bam! (giggles)
Lightning: (shocked) How did that girl get up that high?!
Sky: Gymnastics! Live it, love it! (blows a raspberry)
(Lightning gets angry)
Lightning: (confessional) I'll get her on the next play! Watch me!
(Lightning dribbles the ball up the court)
Sky: Switch! Jasmine, take Alejandro! I'll take care of Lightning. (Sky is now guarding Lightning and Jasmine is guarding Alejandro. Zoey is guarding Brick)
Lightning: Lightning is about to strike!
Sky: (teasing) Not if I strike first! (Lightning crosses Sky over, making her stumble! He throws the ball against the backboard, then he jumps really high and BAM! He reverse dunks the ball really hard! The Villains are up 3-1)
Chris: Oh my goodness gracious! Maybe we need to have another dunk contest like in season 2! Because that was INCREDIBLE!
Lightning: (confessional) I saw Tracy McGrady do that. And how do ya like me now, Tiny girl? Sha-BAM!
Sky: (impressed) Mhm. Impressive.
(Later, the Villains are up 22-20. Lindsay, Gwen and Courtney are on the court for the Heroes, with Lightning, Mal, and Scarlett on the court for the Villains. The Heroes have the ball. Courtney passes the ball to Lindsay, and Lightning is guarding her)
Lindsay: (confused) Uh, what do I do with this again?
Courtney: (annoyed) Shoot it!
Lindsay: Aw, I can't do that! Poor ball! You deserve better!
(Suddenly, Lightning steals the ball from her! He dribbles down the other end of the court and throws down a monster dunk! The Villains are up 23-20)
Geoff: (on the bench) Lindsay! This isn't an open market where things are free! No free market! No open spaces! Protect your rock!
Lindsay: (confused) That's a rock? I thought it was a basketball.
Courtney: What Geoff means is you can't let your opponent take the ball from you! Got it?
Lindsay: Ohhhhhh!
Gwen: Yeah. You have to either pass the ball to a teammate, or take a shot at the basket. Savvy? (Lindsay nods happily)
Lightning: (confessional) GIVE THAT GIRL A MANUAL! What is she doing?
(Courtney dribbles the ball up the court and passes it to Gwen. Gwen takes an outside shot and it goes in!)
Gwen: Yes! Splash! (She and Courtney high five each other as the score is 23-22. Scarlett dribbles up the court for the Villains, she is nervous)
Scarlett: (confessional) I never really was into sports. I spent most of my time on math and science and other things that would exercise my brain.
Mal: Give it to me. Let me show these peons how it's done. (Scarlett passes the ball to Mal. Gwen is guarding him. Mal dribbles between his legs and shoots the ball. It goes in, winning the first game for the Villains, 24-22! The Villains cheer!)
Mal: (confessional) And I wasn't even trying. (snickers evilly)
(the Heroes are huddled together in front of their bench)
Brick: We must not surrender now, soldiers! We must counterattack!
Jasmine: Right! One loss isn't going to kill us!
Courtney: True, but we can't make it a habit! It's best 3 out of 5!
Geoff: We just gotta find an answer for their raw power! I mean, Lightning over there is like, a natural!
Lindsay: (dreamily) He's amazing, isn't he?
Gwen: Uh, wrong team Lindsay.
Lindsay: Oops.
Sky: (confident) Meh, leave Lightning to me. I can take him. He may be strong, but I'm very fast! And all my Olympic training gave me superb stamina! I'll wear him down!
Jasmine: Brilliant!
(The Villains are huddled up too)
Lightning: As long as the Lightning keeps playing the way he's playing, we will sweep the series!
Alejandro: You are indeed in a league of your own, amigo.
Scott: Heh heh heh! Those heroes don't stand a chance! Suckers!
Zoey: Hmph. If Lightning gets tired, leave the rest to me.
Lightning: Yeah! Commando Zoey can be Lightning's right winger!
Zoey: (annoyed) Ugh. Whatever.
(Game 2 is about to begin, the Villains lead the series 1-0. Sky, Gwen, and Jasmine are playing for the Heroes. Lightning, Duncan, and Scott for the Villains. Chef throws the ball up and Jasmine wins the tip for the Heroes. Sky runs the offense for the Heroes and Duncan is guarding her. Scott is guarding Gwen, and Lightning is guarding Jasmine.)
Sky: Gwen! (she passes the ball to Gwen, but Scott gets in between and steals the ball! He dribbles the other way and makes a long range shot, scoring 2 points for the Villains)
Lightning: Look at that cheese! Sha-splash!
Lindsay: (on the bench) There's cheese? I love cheese! Especially with crackers! (giggles)
(Courtney facepalms)
(as the Heroes dribble the ball up the court again, the Villains really get into the zone! This time Alejandro, Lightning, and Mal are on the court. Geoff, Brick and Gwen are on the court for the Heroes. Lightning steals the ball from Gwen! He passes it to Alejandro, who throws an alley-oop pass back to Lightning! He dunks it viciously as everyone is in awe!)
Lightning: I WANNA GO HIGHER!
Duncan: (confessional) Ha! It's in the bag!
Alejandro: (confessional) With Lightning leading the pack for our team, the Heroes winning is an impossibility. Let's just see them TRY to retaliate. Chris: (confessional) Lightning can really go upstairs! Did you see that? Did you get the memo? Oh my goodness! (in Mike's subconscious, Mike and Chester are walking the long way to Mal's HQ)
Chester: So much walking! Why did I ever agree to go on a quest? There better not be any of that rock and roll music, or dancing while we're going!
Mike: Come on Chester! We can't give up now!
Svetlana: Would you two keep it down with your babbling? He might hear you! (Svetlana is chained to a Boulder and making butter sculptures)
Mike: Svetlana! (confused) Uh...what are you doing?
Svetlana: Mal said sculpting fishes with butter, or cease to exist.
Mike: Well, it's time to cease HIS existence! Come with us!
Svetlana: Shhh! Stop this talking! He has the ears everywhere! (there are ear-like apparitions everywhere)
Mike: Hmm, that's bad news.
(Over the next several plays, the Villains make an absolute mockery of the Heroes! They pile on more steals and more points, and more high-flying dunks until they reach 24 points! The final score in game 2, 24-9! The Heroes groan sadly as the Villains arrogantly celebrate!)
Mal: (evilly) One more game until victory is ours! And I owe it to you, my unworthy opponents!
Scott: Yeah! It's 2-0! Tell me, how does losing feel?
Geoff: It's like, harsh, dude.
Gwen: It's not over yet! (Mal raises an eyebrow smugly) It's so over.
Sky: Aw, don't say that!
Chris: Looks like the Villains are looking for the sweep! You might wanna grab a broom, because this is getting state fair ugly! Will the Villains sweep? Or will the Heroes mount a comeback of epic proportions? I have my doubts, but stay tuned to see who will win the 1st annual Total Drama Kobe Bryant memorial, right here on TOTAL! DRAMA! ALL-STARS!
Chef: Speaking of which, wanna binge watch all of Kobe's greatest moments afterwards?
Chris: Aw, you read my mind, bro!
(Commercial break)
(After the break, the Heroes are huddled up)
Courtney: Okay, this isn't good! One more loss means we're done for!
Jasmine: Right! We can't let that happen! We gotta buckle down and not let them push us around!
Sky: Yeah! We gotta fight them back and take it to them! We gotta get right up in their grill! Go hard or go home!
Geoff: Yeah! Do you think Kobe would ever just accept an L like this? No! He would have kept fighting and giving every drop of sweat and every drop of blood that he has until he comes out with a W! Now let's do it! For Kobe!
Courtney: For Kobe!
Gwen: For Kobe!
Sky: For Kobe!
All: FOR KOBE!
(the Heroes take the court, much more determined to win! Jasmine, Brick and Sky are on the court. For the Villains, Lightning, Alejandro and Mal are on the court. They are smug as they wait for the tip-off. Chef tosses the ball in the air and Jasmine wins the tip. She passes the ball to Sky and she crosses Mal over, and hits a long range shot! The score is 2-0 Heroes! They go on a large scoring run, hitting many long range shots and throwing down dunks on their defenders! Jasmine dunks on Lightning! Sky dunks on Mal! Gwen dunks on Scarlett!)
(In Mike's subconscious)
Mike: Come on! Let us help you! (suddenly, Svetlana feels a disturbance! She panics!) Svetlana? What's going on?
Svetlana: It's Mal!
(Mal becomes Svetlana)
Mal: (as Svetlana) Svetlana's Olympic champion with the dribbling balls! (Svetlana crosses Sky over effortlessly and soars high in the air with the ball)
Zoey: (on the bench) What? It can't be! It's impossible! (confessional) I thought Mike couldn't summon his personalities anymore. (she thinks for a second, then gasps!) Mal! He's using Mike's personalities against him for his villainy! (growls) I am SO kicking his sleazy ass for this!
(Back in Mike's subconscious, Svetlana is still struggling)
Mike: Come on Svetlana! Keep fighting! You can do it!
Svetlana: (struggling) The chain! He's too strong! (Mike grabs a mallet and breaks the chain, freeing Svetlana!) Hoorah! Svetlana helps you now! (she and Mike high five while Chester slurps up the butter)
(meanwhile, Svetlana dunks the ball over Sky effortlessly when suddenly, Mal regains control)
Mal: Huh?
Zoey: (grabs Mal by the throat/threatening) Alright you damned dirty snake you! You have exactly 2 seconds to explain what the f-(censored) just happened before I rip your head clean off your shoulders!
Mal: I'm not telling you sh-(censored).
Zoey: (threatening) Fine. I'll tell you. (slaps him across the face) Brainwashing Mike's personalities to do your pathetically horrible deeds! I'm warning you, Mike is going to fight you and he's going to beat your ass like a Cherokee drum! Understand?!
Mal: (confessional/angry) How could Svetlana take off like that? Mike! How DARE he interfere with my plans?! (growls viciously) Your ass is MINE now, you bastard! (he punches the camera so hard it cracks the lens!)
(The Heroes make more shots and dunks over the Villains, and the score is 24-12 Heroes! They win game 3!)
Chris: Whoa, cool! The Heroes have escaped the sweep! This heated challenge rages on!
Sky: Way to go guys! I think we should do the same thing all over again!
Geoff: Oh yeah! I think we can come back and win it all!
Brick: (salutes) Affirmative! With the right attitude, there is nothing that we can't do. (Sky blushes)
(On the Villains' bench, they are in shock of how the Heroes escaped the sweep)
Lightning: Man, how did those pipsqueaks do it?
Zoey: (angry) AHEM! You better watch it, pal. I don't give a (censored) if they're the opponent! They're still my friends! You (censored) with them, you (censored) with me! Got it?!
Alejandro: Calm yourselves! The point is we mustn't hold anything back! We need to lay it all on the line! We cannot have our backs against the wall! Otherwise they are going to seize the opportunity!
Lightning: You're right! Kobe would never back down from no challenge! He would accept all challenges and work his ass off!
Scarlett: Uh, yeah. It's just that I'm not very good at sports.
Alejandro: Worry not, my brainy teammate. You must try your best.
Scarlett: (sighs) Okay.
Scott: Uh, yeah, woo. (confessional) The way she's playing today, she probably won't last.
(Chef tosses the ball up to start game 4. The Heroes take control of the game again, going on a 7-0 scoring run to start!)
Sky: Way to go guys! Keep it up!
Jasmine: We can do it! Hop to it like kangaroos!
(the Villains respond to the Heroes' scoring run by going on a run of their own, going up by 15 points! Duncan dunks over Jasmine, Lightning makes a long range shot over Sky, Scarlett makes her first shot of the game!)
Scarlett: (confessional) Wow, I actually hit a shot! But I really think basketball just isn't my game. More mathematical and scientific stuff is more my speed.
(Mal hits a long range shot, and Zoey hits a long range shot, pulling the Villains ahead 22-7!)
Chris: Uh oh! Looks like the Heroes are in trouble! But we just saw them in the last game fighting, never giving up! This is gonna be a nail biter!
(The Heroes then respond to the Villains' scoring run and go on a scoring run of their own! Courtney hits long range shot after long range shot! Lindsay tries to dribble but Duncan steals the ball from her! Then Sky steals the ball back and dunks over Lightning!)
Lightning: (confessional) I can't believe it! Posterized again!
Sky: (confessional) I could do that to him all day. (giggles smugly)
(The Heroes do not give up! They keep feeding each other easy points inside and outside until the score is tied at 22, and it's the Villains' ball! Scott dribbles up the court, but Gwen steals the ball! She passes it to Courtney and she hits a long range shot, winning the game for the Heroes! The series is now tied at 2-2!)
Chris: Holy mackerel! The Heroes win again! We're all tied up at 2 games a piece! Now we're really coming down to the wire! The next team to win a game wins the challenge! (Both teams cheer as they're fired up to play again!)
(the teams huddle up)
Jasmine: Okay, who's going in to start?
Sky: I think we should throw our starters in. We actually have a chance to win!
Brick: Affirm! We have victory in our grasp!
Sky: And...
All: BREAK!
Lightning: Y'all have to put in the Lightning!
Alejandro: Of course. We need the MVP on the floor. You're the Kobe of our team.
Scarlett: Precisely. Your exquisite athleticism is sure to prove successful.
Scott: We should send in our starters. Al, Lightning, and Zoey.
Zoey: Whatever. Bring it on.
All: And...BREAK!
Chris: Okay, this is it, teams! The final tie-breaking game!
(Chef tosses the ball up to start game 5. This time, Lightning wins the tip and Zoey dribbles up the court)
Alejandro: Vamanos!
(Zoey passes the ball to Alejandro. Brick is guarding him and he dribbles by him for a layup. The score is 1-0 as Sky dribbles up the court for the Heroes. Lightning is guarding her)
Sky: (teasing) Stay focused, champ!
Lightning: What are you talking about? Lightning is always focused!
Sky: (teasing) So it doesn't bother you that you're shoe's untied?
Lightning: Huh? (as he looks down at his feet, Sky dribbles the ball between his legs! She shoots and scores! The score is 1-1!)
Sky: (teasing) If you sag off, your swag's off! You know the rules! (she blows a raspberry at him)
Chris: I think this game could use a little something sentimental! (he brings out a boom box and plays "Get Ready For This" from Space Jam)
Lightning: Awww yeah! Now we're talking!
Sky: Yeah! I love working out to this!
Geoff: Gnarly! Now we're REALLY getting into the zone!
(The teams make substitutions, Scott and Duncan come in for the Villains, and Gwen and Geoff for the Heroes. Scott runs the offense for the Villains as he passes the ball to Duncan. Duncan crosses Geoff over, making him stumble! Duncan shoots from outside and scores! Gwen smiles at her boyfriend's antics)
Gwen: (confessional) That's my Duncan! Always finding ways to impress me. (smiles)
(Lindsay is dribbling up the court for the Heroes. Scott is guarding her)
Lindsay: Uh, what am I supposed to do again?
Scott: (sarcastic) Wow, you're as sharp as a bowling ball.
Lindsay: Aw, that's not nice!
Scott: It's not supposed to be! I'm a baddie! Now gimme that ball! (he steals the ball from her and is just about to take a shot when Geoff blocks it!)
Geoff: Not in my house!
Scott: (sarcastic) Very funny, Mutombo.
(Lindsay gets the ball back after Geoff's block and she takes a shot, and she scores! She squeals happily)
Lindsay: (confessional) Wow, I don't know how I made that shot! I kinda just winged it! But yay!
(Shot after shot, dunk after dunk, the Teams show no signs of slowing down! Until finally, the score is 23-23! Lindsay, Gwen and Brick are on the floor for the Heroes, and Lightning, Mal, and Scarlett for the Villains! It comes down to one final play, one final shot to win! It is the Villains' ball)
Chris: I can't even contain myself right now! This is way too exciting for me, dudes! One more point and it's all over!
(Mal runs the final play for the Villains. He dribbles past Gwen to try and score, but Brick blocks his shot! Brick passes the ball to Gwen and she dribbles the other way. She passes the ball to Lindsay, and Lightning is smothering her on defense! Lindsay has nowhere to go! Without thinking, she takes a high arcing shot with a hand in her face! Everyone holds their breath as the ball flies through the air towards the basket...until...SPLASH! Lindsay sinks the shot! The Heroes are going crazy and cheering for their teammate! The Villains are in total disbelief!)
Chris: It's over! The Heroes win the challenge!
Gwen: Lindsay, you did it!
Sky: You won the challenge for us!
Lindsay: I did! YAY!
Lightning: IT CAN'T BE SO! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
(that night at the elimination ceremony, the Heroes are seated in the Peanut Gallery, and the Villains by the fire. All the Heroes are smiling at Lindsay)
Chris: Kudos to all of you for an incredible day of sports entertainment! The Black Mamba would be so proud! So I think you all deserve a special reward...(he gives everyone a Kobe Bryant jersey) Kobe's Los Angeles Lakers jersey!
Lightning: Sha-sweet! I have 2 of these back home already! One number 8, and one number 24!
Chris: Now you have a third! How 'bout that?
Sky: This is amazing!
Duncan: You really outdid yourself this time, Chris.
Lindsay: Yay! This is so cool!
Courtney: Awesome!
Chris: Alright Heroes, which of you is going to Boney Island?
(Jasmine raises her hand)
Jasmine: I'll go.
Chris: Done! Chef, take her to the island.
Chef: Follow me, girly! (he escorts Jasmine to Boney Island)
Chris: And now, it's time to vote someone out, Villains.
(the Villains cast their votes)
Chris: Alright, if I give you a marshmallow, you're safe. Alejandro. Duncan. Scott. Mal. Lightning. (Zoey and Scarlett are left) And, the final marshmallow of the night goes to... (they wait) Zoey.
Scarlett: Aww.
Alejandro: Lo siento, my teammate. You played a Bueno game.
Scarlett: I know. It would have been nice to use my winnings to pay for my college tuition, but I'm sure I'll manage.
Chris: Scarlett, the dock of shame awaits.
(Scarlett boards the boat of losers and she waves goodbye to her teammates as she disappears behind the hills)
Chris: And thus, we have lost the game's brainiest player. And perhaps one of the most evil villains the show has ever seen. Remember last season? Yeesh, that was ugly. Which All-Star will go home next? What other sick challenges lie in store for our players? Find out next time on TOTAL! DRAMA! ALL-STARS! Yo Chef, ready to binge watch Kobe's Lakers?
Chef: You know it man! I'll make popcorn!
(credits)
ELIMINATION ORDER
PRE-MERGE
22nd: Sugar
21st: Max
20th: Jo
19th: Sierra
18th: Owen
17th: Cameron
16th: Heather
15th: Shawn
14th: Scarlett