Total Drama All-Stars Rewritten: Episode 12
RATED TV-14
This episode contains material that may be inappropriate for viewers under the age of 14. Viewer discretion is advised.
Aftermath II
(Recap)
Owen: What?
(Alejandro grins evilly)
Chris: Sorry big guy. You're out.
Owen: Aw man! I'm sorry guys.
Cameron: (stands up/sighs) Sorry I couldn't be of anymore assistance today. Boxing just isn't my sport.
Heather: (furious) You! YOU! YOUUUUUUUUU!
Shawn: (stands up) I'm sorry I blew the game for us, guys. If it weren't for a certain zombie attack, I wouldn't be going home tonight! (glares at Mal) But given the circumstances, it was a sacrifice I was willing to make.
Scarlett: Aww.
Alejandro: Lo siento, my teammate. You played a Bueno game.
Scarlett: I know. It would have been nice to use my winnings to pay for my college tuition, but I'm sure I'll manage.
(Total Drama theme song)
Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine
You guys are on my mind
You asked me what I wanted to be, now I think the answer is plain to see
I wanna be famous!
I wanna live close to the sun
Well pack your bags 'cause I've already won
Everything to prove nothing in my way
I'll get there one day
'Cause I wanna be famous!
Na, na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na, na, na-na-na-na
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
(Whistling)
(Aftermath theme song)
(In the Total Drama Aftermath studio, the audience claps and cheers as Bridgette and Blaineley are seated at center stage with the peanut gallery on both sides)
Bridgette: Hi! I'm Bridgette!
Blaineley: And I'm Blaineley! Welcome back for another thrilling episode of the Aftermath!
Bridgette: Where we'll be dishing the dirt on TOTAL! DRAMA! ALL-STARS! Today we have Owen joining us, also Cameron, Heather, Shawn, and Scarlett! (the audience cheers)
Blaineley: We've also got our peanut gallery, hey to Katie and Sadie, Eva, Cody, Noah, Tyler, Justin, Beth, Trent, Leshawna, DJ and Harold!
Bridgette: B, Dawn, Anne Maria, Dakota, Staci, and Sam!
Blaineley: Amy, Sammy, Beardo, Ella, Leonard, Dave, Rodney, and Topher! (Blaineley notices something and walks off stage)
Bridgette: (notices Blaineley left) And...we've also got Sugar, Jo, Max and Sierra here as well!
Sugar: (angry) Just get on with it, will ya?
Jo: (angry) Eh, put a sock in it, beached whale.
Sugar: (angry) WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
Sierra: Whoa! Calm down! It should be an honor that we're here!
Katie: Yeah! This place is great!
Sadie: And we get to stay together!
Dave: (confused) Uhh...
Katie: Sadie and I are BFF's.
Sadie: Mhm!
Dave: (uncomfortable) Uhh...that's...good.
(Bridgette is talking through her earpiece)
Bridgette: What is she doing? Ugh! I'm not going through this crap again! (to the audience) So! Some pretty shocking eliminations since we last saw you! Any comments, peanut gallery?
Noah: (sarcastic) Meh. Not really.
Cody: I kinda felt bad for Heather a little bit, I saw what she went through with Alejandro.
Noah: (sarcastic) Yeah, cuz you were backpacked to the final 3 by the likes of a stalker.
Sierra: Hey! That's my husband you're talking about! Back off!
Bridgette: Wow! (giggles) So, some pretty exciting challenges on the show! The blue harvest moon, mutant egg hunting, the Kobe Bryant memorial...
(Blaineley returns to the stage)
Blaineley: Boxing and the Boney Island treasure hunt! (the audience cheers)
Bridgette: Wow! Sounds like you guys enjoy that kind of stuff! I was actually bummed I didn't get to play in the basketball game!
Blaineley: Me? Basketball isn't really my game. I would have killed it in the boxing challenge!
Bridgette: (giggles) I don't think so. On the upside, you did give Heather the ultimate b(censored) slap in World Tour!
(the monitor plays footage of Blaineley karate chopping Heather)
Blaineley: HI-YA!
(everyone laughs)
Bridgette: And there's more bad hits and hilarious wipeouts coming up! In honor of my boyfriend Geoff, it's time for...THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK!
(the monitor plays footage of funny bloopers from the show! Sky crossing Lightning over making him trip! Fang punching Scott's lights out and landing on his head! Zoey slapping Mal across the face repeatedly! Brick bench pressing a log and the log falls on top of him! Everyone laughs!)
Bridgette: What's the big idea Blaineley? You can't leave me out here alone! On live TV! Geoff and I talked about it, and I have no patience for you to do that too!
Blaineley: Sorry about that! My hair was a little messed up!
Bridgette: We talked about this! It can wait!
Trent: Excuse me ladies! Nice montage there!
Blaineley: I agree Trent! Look at the way Scott went down like that after taking a brutal blow from Fang the mutant shark!
Bridgette: Aw, poor guy got hit like a freight train! (laughs)
Blaineley: Yep! How about Zoey slapping the crap out of Mike? Or is it Mal? Either way, do not mess with Commando Zoey!
Bridgette: That's right! Now, I think it's time to check on our guests, shall we?
(the monitor cuts to backstage, where Owen, Cameron, Heather, Shawn and Scarlett are all sitting on the couch in the green room. Heather is angry)
Cameron: The Total Drama Aftermath? Extraordinary! I don't know why they stopped after season 3.
Scarlett: It was because the later seasons were not long enough to accommodate aftermaths every 6 episodes.
Owen: Well, I'm glad they were brought back!
Shawn: Uh, yeah. As long as the zombie horde can't find me here, I'm cool.
Heather: (angry) Shut up! Just shut up! I am DONE with this show! I got cheated out of a million bucks! A-GAIN!
Owen: Aw, it's not that bad Heather! Money isn't everything.
Bridgette: Before we bring out our first group of guests, let's take a look at what brought them here. (she realizes Blaineley left again! Blaineley returns to her seat) Are you kidding me? Makeup again? You spent 5 hours in makeup! I only took 5 minutes!
Blaineley: I missed my pedicure! My toenails weren't going to clip themselves!
Bridgette: Keep it up and I'll have to find a replacement host for you!
Blaineley: You wouldn't!
Bridgette: I would!
(the monitor plays recap footage of Owen, Cameron and Heather)
Blaineley: Everyone's favorite large, food loving goofball was a pretty obvious choice to be labeled an All-Star.
Bridgette: Yeah! Going all the way to the final 2 in the show's debut with Gwen! And reaching the merge in every season he's been in prior to this one. That's something to be proud of!
Blaineley: Unfortunately, things did not go the way he had hoped for, leading to his departure from the game and to the nearest burger joint! Where else?
Bridgette: And then there's Cameron. One of the brainiest players in Total Drama history, Cam was a heavy fan favorite!
Blaineley: Despite his lack in physical prowess, he made up for it with his out-of-this-world brainpower! That is until, he left the game a battered mess. Poor fella.
Bridgette: And then, there's the notorious queen of mean herself, Heather.
Blaineley: Where do we begin? She was picking up right where she left off, and that is...
Bridgette: To give Alejandro what for! (giggles)
Blaineley: A strong contender for the money, until a certain Spaniard picked her pocket and ultimately led to her demise!
Bridgette: Our guests have befriended a coconut, spent the majority of their life in a plastic bubble, and licked Owen's armpit, give it up for...Owen, Cameron, and Heather! (the audience cheers as they make their way to the stage and wave to the audience. Heather is still salty)
Owen: Hi everyone!
Cameron: Uh, hi!
Heather: (pouts) Hmph!
(they take a seat in the hot seat)
Bridgette: It's great to see you guys on the show!
Owen: Aw, thanks for having me!
Cameron: Likewise!
(Heather doesn't answer)
Blaineley: So, how do you guys feel after everything that transpired on the show?
Owen: I mean, I was bummed that I lost the game, especially since I was voted off so early! On the bright side, now I can live freely and eat as much as I please!
Izzy: Aww, I missed you Big O! (she flips in the air and lands onto Owen's head! She hugs him)
Owen: I missed you too Iz!
Noah: (sarcastic) Oh boy...here we go again.
Rodney: Whoa...that girl has some sweet moves! (sighs dreamily)
Max: (facepalm) Not again.
Blaineley: Uh, okay! So, Owen, you're saying you still have your dignity after your early exit?
Owen: That's right! (the audience cheers)
Blaineley: Oh come on! That is a bunch of crap!
Bridgette: Blaineley! (to Owen) Well Owen, I'm glad you're doing okay. Uh, Izzy? Care to take a seat?
Izzy: No thanks! I'm good! (laughs)
Noah: (sarcastic) Of course she is.
Jo: Someone's obsessed.
Sugar: Kinda like someone I know. (referring to Dave)
Dave: Hey!
Bridgette: Uh, thank you for that! Cam, how do you feel?
Cameron: I feel a lot better after I went to the hospital and got treated for my injuries from the boxing challenge. Unfortunately I might have to go back to my bubble after that.
Sam: Aw, that bites!
Cameron: Maybe. Mutant gophers may hurt my body, but they can't break my spirit!
Jo: You should have taken the advice I gave you on how to fight, bubble nerd!
Cameron: I'd rather not, thank you.
Bridgette: How about you Heather? Any comments?
Heather: (still pouting snootily) Sorry, I don't talk to losers like you.
Bridgette: You just did. (giggles)
Heather: SHUT UP!
Topher: Whoa, someone's in a bad mood! What a drama Queen!
Heather: Oh bite me! I know what you're about, wannabe! I saw Pahkitew Island! You don't even have your own identity!
Topher: Sure I do! I'm Chris 2.0!
Heather: Moron.
Blaineley: Anyway, I think it's time for our fun little game called, "Truth or Anvil!"
(Cameron and Owen gulp nervously)
Bridgette: Absolutely not! Where's the hammer?
Blaineley: We're supposed to add more drama to the show! It wouldn't be TOTAL DRAMA otherwise! So, first question is for Owen.
Bridgette: No! I don't like this!
Owen: Me neither!
Cameron: Me neither!
Heather: Whatever.
Blaineley: Anyway, Owen, how did it feel to not reach the merge for the first time on your tenure on the show?
Owen: I mean, it's no big deal. I was just in it for the people! Because the people are AWESOME! (the audience cheers)
Blaineley: Not in it for the money?
Owen: No.
Blaineley: OH COME ON! How are we supposed to put on a great show like this?!
Bridgette: Blaineley! You're skating on thin ice! Keep it up and you're gone!
Blaineley: Uh, anyway, Cameron, before you were voted off, Zoey unleashed her inner warrior again, much like she did in season 4. Do you think she is taking it too far?
Cameron: Not really. (the anvil lowers quickly! Everyone gasps!)
Bridgette: (angry) This is insane! How about some archived footage?
(the monitor plays footage of Cameron's reaction to Zoey turning commando! He is in deep shock)
Cameron on-screen: (confessional) Oh no...this is disastrous! You saw what happened last time with Commando Zoey! This is going to be a bloodbath!
(the audience gasps)
Cameron: Okay! I confess! I think she is going into overdrive! I miss when she was happy!
Blaineley: Ha! I knew it!
Bridgette: Okay, that's enough! I'm asking the questions now!
Owen: Phew! Because Blaineley is kinda mean.
Blaineley: (sarcastic) Nice thing to say to your bride in Niagara Falls, Owen!
Bridgette: Anyway, moving on! Heather, before you left the island, you said you were done with Alejandro. Did you really mean what you said?
Heather: (pouting) Completely. (the anvil drops! Everyone gets out of the way!) WHAT THE F(censored)?! I MEANT EVERY WORD!
Sierra: Nah, you still love him.
Heather: (angry) I DO NOT! UGHHHHH! WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT?!
Cody: Because it's blatantly obvious! (everyone in the room agrees, except Heather)
Heather: (angry) WELL, IT'S NOT TRUE! UGHHH! I hate this show! (she storms off backstage)
Topher: And Heather storms off! We'll be right back after this!
Bridgette: Hey, Topher! We talked about this! You're not a real host! Let us do it!
Topher: (pouts) Fine!
Blaineley: The Total Drama Aftermath will be right back after these messages.
(Commercial break)
Bridgette: (to Blaineley) One more out of you and you're kaput! Got it?
Blaineley: Ugh. Whatevers.
Bridgette: Welcome back to Total Drama All-Stars Aftermath! We ran into a bit of a fiasco with Heather, who is... (listens to a message in her earpiece) backstage? Guess she doesn't want to be out here.
(backstage, Heather is fuming)
Heather: What a waste of my time! And I am not sitting up there and talking to any of those freaks! I gotta call a cab!
(on the main stage, the destroyed couch is replaced with a new one, and the anvil is back in its starting position)
Bridgette: Okay! Time to meet our second group of guests today! But first, take a look.
(the monitor plays recap footage of Shawn and Scarlett)
Blaineley: Shawn was pretty much a lock to be an All-Star this season.
Bridgette: Reaching the finale in his debut with Sky and finding love with Jasmine...
Blaineley: And hiding from the yet to be seen zombie apocalypse.
(Dave facepalms)
Bridgette: And then there's Scarlett. Another highly intelligent brainiac...
Blaineley: Who took last season by storm when she revealed her true self.
Bridgette: Threatening to destroy the island and demanding the million be handed to her, now she has quieted down and took it easy.
Blaineley: Our next guests have built a zombie proof bunker, put her brother in therapy, can sleep with his eyes open, and hijacked an entire island, welcome...Shawn and Scarlett! (they take the stage and the audience cheers)
Shawn: Hi everyone!
Scarlett: Greetings Bridgette and Blaineley. A pleasure.
Bridgette: Great to have you on the show!
Shawn: There's no zombies out here, are there?
Dave: (facepalm) No Shawn, no zombies.
Shawn: Phew! That's a relief!
Blaineley: Uh, cool! Okay! So, Shawn, how do you feel after you left the show?
Shawn: I mean, it hurt knowing I left Jasmine all by herself, but I know she'll persevere. She's a warrior!
Bridgette: Aww! Just like my Geoffy-boo!
Shawn: Uh, right! Yeah! Cool guy!
Blaineley: Scarlett, how about you?
Scarlett: It's okay. The million would have come in handy to pay off my college tuition. But I'll be okay earning the money I need elsewhere.
Bridgette: Maybe, but when the universities look at your acts of terrorism from last season, that might make things a little tougher to get into those schools, don't you find?
Sadie: That was so scary!
Katie: We're glad we didn't compete on that fake island!
Dave: You don't know the half of it.
Scarlett: True. But now I'm starting to revive my reputation.
Max: (snarky) And what a mess that is turning out to be!
Scarlett: Shut up.
Blaineley: Okay, first question for Shawn!
Bridgette: Watch what you say!
Blaineley: Dammit! You spoiled it!
Shawn: WHAT THE HELL? Is that an anvil?
Owen: It'll fall on you if you tell a lie.
Cameron: A lie detector of sorts. And it happens fast.
Blaineley: Yeah! and it'll turn you into pancakes!
Bridgette: Blaineley, I'm warning you!
Blaineley: I'm just trying to boost ratings!
Bridgette: You can still boost ratings and not be a horrible jackass!
Blaineley: Ooooh, jackass! I like it!
Bridgette: Ugh!
Blaineley: So, Shawn, last season, you spilled the beans on Jasmine about needing the whole million if you won. Does that statement carry over into this season?
Shawn: Well, when I won last season, we did split the money! We kissed and made up!
Katie, Sadie, Beth, Sierra and Sammy: Awwww!
Shawn: I was able to have enough winnings to build a zombie proof bunker and help Jasmine build her flower shop and cage fighting school! I'm proud of you Jasmine!
Blaineley: (sarcastic) How sweet. Scarlett, you seemed to have a bit of a crush on Max last season. How do you really feel about him?
Scarlett: I don't like him. He's an annoying imbecile.
Max: As are you!
Sierra: But I have a whole fanbase dedicated to you guys on my blog!
Max: (gasps) HOW DARE YOU INTERNET! DELETE THE FALSE NARRATIVE AT ONCE!
Sierra: Aww! You guys are like Heather and Alejandro! So made for each other!
(the anvil doesn't move)
Bridgette: Uh, Sierra? I'm pretty sure Scarlett was telling the truth.
Blaineley: Well that sucks! Can you guys just play along with us for once?
Bridgette: You know what? That does it! Security! (2 interns and Chef Hatchet arrive) Take her away. (they escort Blaineley off stage)
Blaineley: You can't do this! I'm your cohost! Nobody will replace me! Nobody!
Topher: But I will!
Bridgette: Hold your horses, Junior. I get to decide. And I choose...DJ!
DJ: Sweet!
Topher: WHAT?
Leshawna: You heard the girl. Sit your wannabe ass down.
Topher: Hmph! If you end up getting worse ratings, don't come crying to me!
Bridgette: Whatever. Let's get rid of that anvil, shall we?
DJ: Yeah, that's too much! (the anvil disappears) Now what?
Bridgette: I think it's time to check the webcam!
(Owen's mom comes onto the webcam)
Owen's mom: Owen, is that you?
Owen: Mom! Hi!
Owen's mom: We saw the show back home and we're sorry that you lost. But you still made us all proud!
Owen: Aw, I did my best! Oh, and how's that cheese cellar?
Owen's mom: Still stocked with enough cheese to last a lifetime!
Owen: WOO HOO! I'll be home soon to claim it!
Owen's mom: We miss you Owen! (the video ends)
Sugar: That guy has a cheese cellar? Aw, fiddlesticks! Why didn't I get one of those?
Dave: I can't! I'm lactose intolerant!
DJ: Glad to hear the fam is proud of you Owen!
Owen: Yeah!
Bridgette: And now it's time for something exciting! Today, we're hosting the second annual Total Drama second chance challenge! (everyone cheers)
DJ: That's right! Our peanut gallery has just got lucky once again! Because they're about to compete for a second chance at the Total Drama game!
Bridgette: What say you, Noah?
Noah: No thank you.
Amy: Oh please! I'm going to kick everyone's ass at this!
Sugar: Duh! It'll be me!
Bridgette: 6 of you are about to be picked by the audience to compete in our second chance challenge! Those of you in attendance, use your cell phones to vote in the poll! The 6 players who get the most votes will be chosen to compete! And...start!
(Everyone waits as the audience votes. Izzy gets the highest votes, followed by Trent, Sammy, Anne Maria, Amy, and Topher)
DJ: And voting is closed! Izzy, Topher, Anne Maria, Amy, Sammy, and Trent, come on up here!
Sugar: Wait, what? HOW COME Y'ALL DIDN'T VOTE FOR ME?!
Jo: OR ME?!
Bridgette: Uh, no time for that now. We'll take another break, we'll be right back after this!
(Commercial break)
DJ: Welcome back to TDAS Aftermath! Where we're about to kick off the second annual Total Drama second chance challenge!
Bridgette: That's right! The 6 of you who were chosen, step up to these podiums! (Amy, Sammy, Anne Maria, Trent, Topher and Izzy take their places)
Topher: This is gonna be so good! Wait till Chris sees me now!
Bridgette: Today's game is called "Who wants to join Total Drama?"
Amy: Quiz games? Lame! As much as I want to kick ass in Total Drama, I ain't playing this stupid game! Come on Samey!
Sammy: But, it could be fun!
Bridgette: I don't think so Amy. It's in your contract. Anyway, the rules are simple. DJ?
DJ: There are 10 levels with 1 question each. The questions go from easy to hard as you progress your way to the top.
Topher: So simple, yet so brilliant.
DJ: Uh, yeah. These questions will be real brainteasers, won't they Bridge?
Bridgette: Uh huh! Tests to see how much you know about the show! So, whoever can correctly answer all 10 questions will win a spot in the Total Drama game! (the players cheer, except Amy)
Amy: Hmph.
DJ: Now, in case one of you gets stumped on a question, we came up with 3 lifelines for you. 50/50, where we remove 2 incorrect answers, leaving the correct answer and one incorrect one. Poll the viewers where you can find out what they think the answer is, and phone a friend, where you can call a friend or relative for advice.
Amy: Hey, the rules are taking longer than the game! We're not from Jersey! We got it! Let's play!
Anne Maria: (angry) What did you say toothpick?! I resemble that remark!
Amy: Oh bite me.
Bridgette: (interrupting) Uh, okay! Let's do it! Let's play Who wants to join Total Drama! Good luck!
(the audience cheers as DJ asks the first question)
DJ: Who is the host of Total Drama?
A. Blaineley
B. Chris
C. Chef Hatchet
D. Topher
(everyone picks B)
DJ: You're all correct! Let's move on. (the audience cheers as he gets the next question) Where does the first season of Total Drama take place?
A. Pahkitew Island
B. The film lot
C. Camp Wawanakwa
D. Boney Island
(everyone picks C)
DJ: Great job! You moved on to the next level! Here we go! (the audience cheers as he and Bridgette get the next question)
Bridgette: Why does Duncan quit the game in Total Drama World Tour?
A. He had enough of Courtney
B. He refused to sing
C. He's just grumpy
D. He doesn't like the food
Amy: Uhh...hmm...Uhh...
Anne Maria: Ohhhh, it's been so long since I saw that episode!
(Sammy, Izzy, Topher and Trent pick B. Amy picks C. Anne Maria picks A.)
DJ: Final answer?
(everyone nods)
Bridgette: If you answered B, he refused to sing, you are correct! Amy and Anne Maria, I'm terribly sorry, you girls are out.
Anne Maria: What?
Amy: ARE YOU (censored) KIDDING ME?!
Sammy: So sorry! (she blows a raspberry)
Amy: (threatening) Switch seats with me! Now!
DJ: Sorry Amy, that's not how the game works. Please take a seat in the peanut gallery.
Amy: UGHHHH! The show is destined to suck (censored) now! Hmph!
(she and Anne Maria take seats in the peanut gallery. Sammy, Izzy, Trent and Topher are left)
Bridgette: Okay! Next question! Who does Heather make an alliance with?
A. Gwen and Trent
B. Lindsay and Beth
C. Leshawna and Gwen
D. Duncan and Alejandro
(Everyone picks B.)
Bridgette: Correct! You're all doing really well! Next question. (the audience cheers)
DJ: In Total Drama Island, Heather snatches a plan to do what?
A. Vote off Alejandro
B. Steal Gwen's diary
C. Embarrass Lindsay
D. Kill Chris
(Sammy, Izzy and Trent pick B. Topher picks C)
DJ: Topher, I'm sorry, that's incorrect.
Topher: What?
Bridgette: I'm sorry. Please take a seat in the peanut gallery. (Topher takes his seat in a huff. Sammy, Trent and Izzy are left)
DJ: As for the rest of you, you are correct! You just moved on to the next level! (the audience cheers) Okay, here we go!
Bridgette: For what reason does Izzy leave the game for the first time in Total Drama Island?
A. She's running from the police
B. She was voted off
C. She quit
D. She got injured
Sammy: (raises her hand) Uhh...can I try 50/50?
Bridgette: Of course! Computer, take away 2 wrong answers leaving the correct one and one wrong one. (the computer takes away choices D and C. Trent, Izzy and Sammy pick A)
DJ: Well done! You're all correct! Let's move on! (the audience cheers)
Bridgette: Why is Heather mean to everyone?
A. She's afraid of being rejected
B. It's a habit
C. She's lonely
D. She's pure evil
Trent: Oh man, I think I'd like to poll the viewers.
DJ: You wanna poll the viewers? No problem. Okay viewers, our players need your help. Using their cell phones, the viewers will choose the answer they think is correct. And we'll show the results up here.
(the results show 26% for A, 11% for B, 8% for C, and 55% for D)
Bridgette: Okay, the viewers have spoken. But in the end, it's up to you.
(thinking hard, Trent picks D. Sammy and Izzy pick A)
DJ: Trent, I'm sorry, that's incorrect.
Trent: Aw man!
DJ: Sorry bro. Please join the peanut gallery. (Trent joins the peanut gallery in disappointment. Izzy and Sammy are left)
Bridgette: 2 players left and 3 questions to go! Who is going to win? Place your bets and cross your fingers! Okay, next question.
DJ: Who is the first contestant to set foot on Camp Wawanakwa?
A. Gwen
B. Scott
C. Sky
D. Beth
(thinking extra hard, Sammy and Izzy pick D)
Bridgette: You did it! You moved on to the next level! Okay, here we go! (the audience cheers)
DJ: What is the name of Courtney's all girl rock band?
A. Der Schnitzel Kickers
B. The A Type Psychotic Crazies
C. The Christians
D. None of the above
(Izzy and Sammy think really really hard! They both pick B)
DJ: Correct! (the audience cheers) Next question.
Bridgette: Okay, final question! Fingers crossed!
DJ: Mine too!
Bridgette: What is Trent's lucky number?
A. 13
B. 7
C. 24
D. 9
Sammy: (raises her hand) Uh, I think it's time to phone a friend.
Bridgette: Okay, cool! (they get a call) Hello?
Voice: WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA PUTTING SAMEY UP THERE INSTEAD OF AMY?!
Bridgette: Uhh...Amy lost the second chance challenge. Nothing we can do about it.
Voice: WELL I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR PUTTING SPAREMY IN THE GAME INSTEAD OF-
DJ: Amy! (Amy hangs up the phone)
Sammy: Well, that was awkward.
DJ: No kidding.
(Izzy and Sammy think really really hard. They choose D)
Bridgette: Is that your final answer?
Izzy and Sammy: Yes!
Bridgette: CONGRATULATIONS IZZY AND SAMMY! YOU BOTH WON! (she and DJ applaud and everyone cheers! Except Amy)
Sammy: (happy) Oh my gosh! I can't believe I get to be on Total Drama All-Stars! EEEEEE!
Izzy: (happy) YAY! Look out everyone! Izzy is coming back!
Bridgette: You guys will be joining the game in the next episode!
DJ: And that's our show! Join Chris and the gang next time for an all-new episode, starring Izzy and Sammy, on TOTAL! DRAMA! ALL-STARS!
(epilogue)
(Heather and Blaineley are still backstage)
Blaineley: Did they just cut off the show without me? They can't do this! I'm the cohost!
Heather: Eh, shut up. (the interns cut the lights and it's pitch black)
Blaineley: Well this sucks.
(credits)