Total Drama All-Stars Rewritten: Episode 15
RATED TV-14
This episode contains material that may be inappropriate for viewers under the age of 14. Viewer discretion is advised.
Hot Pursuit in Toronto
(Recap)
Chris: Last time on Total Drama All-Stars, it was the first elimination challenge post-merge, a free for all race to the floating machines, for a regatta to boat around Wawanakwa! But some of the boats weren't really reliable for some reason. (cough) Mal. (cough) Chef supplied coconuts and dynamite to slow everyone down, but some of our players have gotten a lot tougher and quicker to react since we last saw them! Alejandro and Geoff butted heads all the way to the finish line, with Alejandro topping Geoff once again. Scott nearly became fish food thanks to Duncan's stunt! SHARKBAIT, HOO HA HA! (laughs) Love that! Zoey and Mal also butted heads, but sadly, Mal prevailed and it was poor, sweet Zoey who hit the loser boat home. 14 players are left! Who will be the hero to come to Mike's rescue? And who will be the next unlucky loser to walk the dock of shame and vanish into the darkness forever? Find out tonight on TOTAL! DRAMA! ALL-STARS!
(Theme song)
Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine
You guys are on my mind
You asked me what I wanted to be, now I think the answer is plain to see
I wanna be famous!
I wanna live close to the sun
Well pack your bags 'cause I've already won
Everything to prove nothing in my way
I'll get there one day
'Cause I wanna be famous!
Na, na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na, na, na-na-na-na
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
(Whistling)
(The same night, Alejandro is at the spa hotel. He is soaking in a warm hot tub)
Alejandro: (sighs happily) This is the life. The life I deserve. The life I will be living after I become one million dollars richer! Butler, care for a tale about me? Come, sit for a spell. (the Butler leaves) I was born a beautiful gentleman. Born into a family of devilishly handsome individuals. (he notices the Butler left, and he gets out) Hmph. His loss. (as he walks the halls of the hotel, he finds a mysterious room) Qué? What's this? (he goes to investigate, and the room he found is the production room!) So this is how Chris knows all. (he finds a stock of DVD's) All the footage since the beginning. Intriguing. (he pulls out one of the DVD's) Mal's greatest hits...hmm... (he takes the disc and pops it in. On the monitor, Mal is shown breaking people's belongings, like Duncan's knife, Cameron's glasses, Sierra's smartphone, and sabotaging the challenges!)
Alejandro: Well well well, so it was you who has been responsible for all this villainy. (confessional) I am not known for being trustworthy amongst the others, especially those from the original cast. But once I expose that monster for who he is, he will be gone, and the million dollars...will be MINE!
(as Alejandro is fiddling around with the footage, he spots a shadowy figure lurking in the woods! The figure looks awfully familiar to him)
Alejandro: Is that...?
(later that night, everyone is settling in and getting ready to go to sleep when Chris makes an announcement)
Chris: (loudspeaker) Good evening players! Time for an exciting nighttime challenge! Meet me in the McLean spa library, located in the spa hotel.
Scott: (steps out of the cabin) 2 challenges back to back? Where's your sense of decency, man? (suddenly, a board underneath him breaks! His foot gets caught and he falls over!) Ow! Sweet Mexican walnuts that hurt! (Courtney comes out)
Courtney: What are you doing?
Scott: (sniffs his pits) Uhh...making sure I don't stink? And I'm good. Really.
Courtney: (giggles) How about we just pretend I showed up now.
Scott: Cool. Whoa, careful! (she too steps on the bad board and she falls over on top of Scott! They accidentally kiss! Courtney gasps!)
Courtney: (confessional) Okay, that was a freak accident. Really! (squeals happily) EEEEEEEE!
Scott: (confessional) We kissed! YES! Okay, fine. I stunk a little. But, no harm done, right?
(As they stand to their feet, Scott takes his shoelace and turns it into a ring)
Scott: (takes a deep breath) Will you...go out with me?
Courtney: (takes the shoelace ring) Yes! (confessional) My first ring! I'll keep it in my pocket. No way in hell his shoelace goes on my finger! Boys piss outside! And in the dark!
(on Boney Island, Chef arrives to pick up Izzy)
Chef: Izzy! It's time to head back! (no answer) Izzy! (still no answer) UGH! (he pulls out his spaghetti launcher) I ain't got no time for hide and seek!
(Izzy is hiding out of sight. She giggles quietly as Chef searches for her. Then, suddenly, Izzy jumps out from the treetops and lands right on top of him!)
Izzy: BOO! (laughs)
Chef: Come on girly! We gotta head back!
Izzy: Oh yeah? Try and catch me! (she takes off running)
Chef: UGHHHH! Not again! (he runs after her! Izzy hatches up a plan to get the best of him! She stops in front of a bear cave!)
Izzy: Here I am! Come and get me! (Chef fires spaghetti shots at her, and she dodges them all!) Ha! Missed! But I think you'll make a tasty treat! (she laughs and runs away)
Chef: What is she talking about? (suddenly, he hears a loud ROAR from inside the cave! The bear comes out and drags Chef inside! The bear attacks him and uses his own weapon against him!)
Izzy: (shouts to him) Later! (she laughs as she heads back to camp herself)
(later, everyone meets up in the production room. Chris and Chef are not there)
Geoff: Where's the Chrismeister?
Sammy: Maybe we're late?
Gwen: This better not be a trick.
Duncan: I hear that. If it is, he's getting my shoe shoved so far up his ass he'll be coughing up shoelaces for a week.
(Gwen giggles)
(Izzy arrives in the room)
Izzy: Hey guys!
Sammy: Uh, hi Izzy.
Sky: How was exile?
Izzy: It was so fun! I was reunited with my animal brethren there and that family of beavers whose dam I took refuge in! And when big ol' Chef came looking for me, I turned him into kibble for a bear! (laughs) It was so funny!
Brick: So Chef is not here, you say?
Izzy: Nope! He got eaten! (laughs)
Lindsay: Aww, poor Chef! (right then, Chef arrives in the room, covered in scrapes, bruises, and spaghetti! Izzy falls over laughing!)
Geoff: Dude, her story is true!
Scott: (laughs) That's a great look for Chef.
Mal: I wish I had thought of that. (Alejandro glares at him)
Chef: (to Izzy) You are gonna PAY for that, soldier!
Izzy: (laughs) Pay for what? I don't have my wallet!
(Chef growls in frustration)
Brick: Permission to ask the location of our host, sir!
Chef: Shut up! You'll see in a minute!
(shortly after, Chris appears on the monitor)
Chris: Welcome players! Today's activity is gonna be so exciting, that it's sure to send our ratings through the roof!
(everyone gulps nervously, except Izzy)
Izzy: YAY! Who doesn't love excitement?
Chris: Anywho, we figured today's challenge would be a lot more exciting if it took place at night. (suddenly, the same shadowy figure from before appears behind him!)
Gwen: Hey, is that...?
Duncan: Chris, hit the deck!
Sky: Turn around!
Alejandro: Behind you!
Geoff: Look dude!
Chris: Guys, please. Let me finish. Now- (the figure captures him in a burlap sack! The figure reveals to be Heather!)
Heather: (laughs evilly) He's mine now! Either Chris gives me the million dollars I was ROBBED from or...I simply kill him! You want your host? Come and get him! But you'll have to catch me! (she laughs evilly and she punches the camera, breaking it! Chef spits out his coffee onto the monitor and on the keyboard, shutting off all the electronics inside!)
Chef: (panicking) Chris? Chris? CHRIS? New challenge! Save Chris!
Gwen: You want us to chase after Heather? Absolutely not!
Chef: If nobody saves Chris, there ain't no show! Which means no winner, and no million dollars!
Lightning: No million dollars? Lightning can't lose his million dollars!
Courtney: How will I afford law school?
Lindsay: How will I buy all the lip gloss in the world?
(everyone complains over each other)
Alejandro: Time out! We accept, but only if the person who finds Chris gets invincibility at the next bonfire ceremony.
Duncan: AND...they get to send one person to Boney Island!
Chef: Fine! Deal! Just find Chris!
Brick: Now, I reckon Heather is probably looking for a quick getaway, and the only way off the island is by boat or by aircraft. She probably is hijacking a vehicle to escape with Chris.
Chef: Follow me!
(everyone follows Chef to see a helicopter taking off with Heather as the pilot!)
Heather: See ya in the big city! That is, if you can make it! Which you won't! (laughs manically and flies away)
Courtney: Big city? What city?
Alejandro: There's so many major cities in Canada, she could be going to any one of them!
Gwen: Well, she did go to high school in Toronto, and her parents live there as well, I heard. Maybe that's where she's going?
Chef: TO TORONTO!
Sammy: How do we get there?
Chef: I have a military helicopter! Come on! (he brings out the helicopter and everyone crowds inside! Chef flies after Heather to Toronto!)
(on the helicopter, Chef gives instructions)
Chef: Now listen up! You all know the deal. Find Chris, and you win. You'll have to take cars to chase Heather down.
Sky: Wait, so you're asking us to speed through city streets?
Sammy: Isn't that illegal?
Chef: Yes! So whatever you do, don't get caught by the cops! If you do, you're out of the competition. (everyone gasps!)
Duncan: You call that a challenge? Running from the cops is what I do best!
Mal: (evilly) Silly police. They would never catch me.
Izzy: Big whoop! I've been wanted by the RCMP for like, ever! And I'm still on the run!
Jasmine: You're a criminal at large?
Izzy: Yep! Never been happier!
Lightning: Ain't nobody gonna catch the Lightning!
Lindsay: You're probably quick like Lightning too! (blushes)
Lightning: Damn right!
Chef: Shut up! Grab a car, chase Heather wherever she's going, and save Chris! And you will all be given a radio to communicate with one another and to use in case of emergency!
(as the helicopter lands in Toronto, everyone sees Heather shoving Chris into a car and she drives away fast!)
Chef: There she goes! Challenge starts now! Go! Go! Go!
(Everyone else grabs cars too! Alejandro goes by himself, Brick goes with Sky, Courtney and Scott go together, Duncan and Gwen go together, Geoff and Izzy together, Mal by himself, Jasmine and Sammy go together, and Lightning and Lindsay go together! They all speed away after Heather!)
Heather: (radio) Okay, which one of you thinks they got the marbles? (laughs evilly)
Alejandro: (radio) Heather, this isn't right chica! You don't have to do this!
Heather: (radio) Yes I do! It's your fault and Chris's I lost! So now I'm claiming what's mine! And there's nothing you or your loser friends can do about it! (she turns her radio off)
Lightning: Lightning going pedal to the metal! Sha-bam!
(Lindsay giggles bashfully)
Mal: City chases? What is this, the Fast and the Furious? (Alejandro passes him and speeds after Heather! Mal follows close behind)
Alejandro: (confessional) Such a cowardly attempt by Heather to take the million. Unbelievable.
Heather: (confessional) I have unfinished business with Chris McAsshole! And Alejandro too! I wanna finish it FAST!
Alejandro: (confessional) There's only one person among us who can control Heather. And that person is me. She cannot resist my charm forever.
Heather: (confessional) I was the only one in this game who had any chance of going the distance! But no! Everything just had to (censored) fall apart right in front of me! AGAIN! And Chris can go suck a (censored) for all I care! But in his f-(censored)-ing head, in f-(censored)-cksville, he thinks my misery and suffering is a smash hit for the fans! Blah blah blah! Well now, it's payback time!
(Heather is speeding like the wind through the city streets of Toronto! Everyone else is hot on her tail! She drives fast enough to where she thinks she lost them! But unknown to her, they are tracking her on their in-car radars!)
Heather: Ha ha! Suckers! (in the back seat, Chris is tied up and mumbling under the duct tape over his mouth) Shut up!
(As Heather speeds through the streets, she finds a back alley where she thinks she can escape. Unknown to her, everyone else cornered her with their cars! They are blocking her way out of the alley!)
Alejandro: (radio) It's over, Heather! Step out of the car, let Chris go, and nobody gets hurt!
(instead of complying with Alejandro's commands, Heather stares them down and revs her engine loudly)
Duncan: (radio) So that's how it's going to be, eh? Then let's play. (Heather keeps revving her engine, as if she's about to make a move)
Gwen: Don't do this, Heather.
(Heather puts her car in drive and charges everyone!)
Geoff: (radio) She's going for it. (he tries to cut her off)
Courtney: (radio) What the hell are you doing?
Brick: (radio) It's a trap!
(Heather makes a wide turn and drives onto the sidewalk, creating a big gap between her and Geoff!)
Geoff: Goddammit!
Izzy: Oh no! She's getting away!
(Heather speeds away once again! People on the sidewalk jump out of the way as she drives back onto the road! The others give chase, weaving around other cars and taxi cabs!)
Duncan: (radio) Now I know how it feels to be every cop ever chasing me!
Gwen: (teasing) You sure do, babe!
Izzy: (radio) Ha ha! You said it, Duncan!
Mal: (radio) I'm getting a little closer, I'm gonna pit her.
Lightning: (radio) So what, you just gonna pit Heather? Have you lost your damn mind?
Lindsay: This is fun! Weeeee!
(Heather makes more turns onto other streets so she can try to escape the chase, but it's no use!)
Mal: (radio) I'm on her.
Alejandro: (radio) Careful, work together now!
Mal: (radio) This is a merge challenge, Einstein. Every man for himself.
(Heather drives onto the sidewalk and knocks over a large scaffolding! The others see it tipping over ahead!)
Brick: (radio) Wait wait wait!
Mal: Oh sh-(censored)! (The scaffold falls on top of his car, trapping him! He bangs on his steering wheel in frustration!)
Heather: Ha! Get through that, losers!
(Alejandro, Duncan, Jasmine, Lightning and Courtney drive around the fallen scaffold)
Brick: (radio) I'll take the shortcut! (he drives his truck right through the scaffold!)
Sky: Ha! I see what you did there! Clever!
Brick: All part of the plan, ma'am. (Sky blushes)
Courtney: (radio) Split up! We'll cover more ground!
Alejandro: (radio) Sí, we can cut her off. (he drives up onto the sidewalk and people quickly move out of the way! Lightning and Jasmine do the same!)
Sammy: (to Jasmine) Look out! Watch the people!
Lightning: Make way for the Lightning! Sha-bam!
Lindsay: (playful) Yeah! Move over!
(Duncan and Gwen take a sidewalk shortcut and find themselves ahead of Heather!)
Duncan: She's behind us.
Gwen: Keep going.
(Heather spots Duncan and Gwen ahead)
Heather: Game over, losers. (she speeds up and swerves in front of them, distracting Duncan! He loses control of his car and veers off to the side towards a gas station!)
Duncan: GET OUT! (he and Gwen jump clear, and CRASH! The car smashes into the gas station, and it bursts into flames! Gwen isn't hurt, but Duncan is!)
Duncan: Owww! Big time hurt!
Gwen: Oh my gosh! Duncan! Are you okay?
Duncan: Gwen, you gotta go on without me. I'll just slow you down.
Gwen: No! I can't leave you here! You're my boyfriend!
Duncan: Babe, listen to me! You have to go on! Catch Heather! Do it for me!
(Tears fill Gwen's eyes)
Gwen: Okay. (she kisses Duncan)
Duncan: Go! Now! (she runs away and Duncan lays on the ground in pain)
Gwen: (radio) Courtney!
Courtney: (radio) Gwen, what is it?
Gwen: (radio) I need a lift! My ride is down and out!
Courtney: (radio) Hang tight Gwen, we're on the way! (she changes direction to pick up Gwen. To Scott) Keep an eye out for Gwen, okay?
Scott: On it. (they look out for Gwen, when Scott spots her) There! (Courtney stops the car next to Gwen)
Gwen: Thank goodness! (she hops in)
Courtney: Where's Duncan?
Gwen: He's hurt! But he told me to go on!
Courtney: Oh no!
Gwen: Damn right! Now let's go! We can't let Heather get away! (Courtney speeds away! Meanwhile, Alejandro spots Heather ahead of him and speeds up until they are alongside one another. They see each other through their windows, until Heather speeds ahead!)
Alejandro: Not this time, chica. (he presses the launch button and launches a harpoon towards Heather's car! The hook latches onto her rear bumper!)
Heather: What the? (her car is dragging Alejandro's car behind her! Alejandro slams on his brakes to try to stop Heather! But it doesn't work! Heather is still moving!)
(Commercial break)
(Shortly after, Geoff arrives and launches his harpoon towards Heather's car! It latches onto her rear bumper! Geoff slams on his brakes too! Heather goes pedal to the metal to try and get away!)
Izzy: Yay! We got her!
Heather: Gotta do better than that!
Alejandro: (radio) Watch it, or the line will snap! (he and Geoff ease off their brakes so their lines don't break! Ahead is a 4 way intersection, where the others arrive! Jasmine fires her harpoon and it latches onto Heather's passenger side door! Brick's harpoon latches onto her driver's side door! Courtney's harpoon latches onto the rear passenger side door! And Lightning's harpoon latches onto the front grill!)
Brick: (radio) Stretch her out! Hold her! (Everyone shifts into reverse to hold Heather so she can't move! Heather tries to break free, but can't! Chris is panicking with tape over his mouth!)
Scott: (radio) She must have like 2000 horsepower in that thing!
Geoff: (radio) More like 3000!
Lightning: (radio) More like 5! (their rear tires are starting to ignite!)
Lindsay: Horsepower? I thought we were driving cars, not riding ponies! Silly!
Heather: Ugh! I gotta get outta here! (she shifts into reverse, pulling Lightning and Lindsay towards her! Lightning slams on his brakes, but Heather shifts into drive and charges towards them!)
Lightning: OH SH-(censored)! (BAM! Heather collides with them and backs up again, flipping them over! They are upside down!)
Lindsay: Ow! Heather! We're upside down!
Lightning: That girl is so gonna pay for this!
(then, Heather's driver's side door rips off, ricocheting into Brick's truck! The strong force shoves him backwards into a wall! Heather reverses fast and flips Alejandro and Geoff's cars over and into each other! Heather's car flips over too! The other cars flip over in the commotion!)
Courtney: (radio) Is everyone okay?
Sky: (radio) She had more spunk than we thought!
Izzy: (radio) That was fun! Let's do that again!
Sammy: (radio) I think I'm getting car sickness.
(Heather gets out of the car and flings Chris over her shoulder. She makes a run for it!)
Gwen: (radio) Chef, are you there?
Brick: (radio) Chef, do you copy?
Chef: (radio) What? What's going on?
Courtney: (radio) Heather's on the run, and our cars are busted!
Chef: (radio) Then go find new cars! Duh!
Geoff: (radio) You mean, steal them? What is this? Grand Theft Auto?
Chef: (radio) Yeah! In real life! Now go! I'll check back later!
Brick: I know where to go! Follow me! (he sets off and everyone else follows Brick on foot. They arrive at a public car garage where they find empty cars good enough to drive!)
Alejandro: Muy bien Brick! Everyone grab a car! (they all grab cars and start them up. Nearby, Heather is escaping with Chris over her shoulder. She finds a flip car and shoves Chris into it. She hops in and starts it up. The others are back on the road in their new cars)
Jasmine: (radio) Anyone have Heather's location on their GPS?
Brick: (radio) Got her. She's at another parking garage about 12 blocks away, east of here.
Sammy: (radio) Guys, it's a ghost town here. Heather must have pulled all the cops to hell.
Lightning: (radio) Aight, we in this sh-(censored)! So let's go get it!
Lindsay: Yay! Adventure!
Izzy: (radio) This is so fun! It's like we're inside a cop movie!
Geoff: You watch too many of those.
Izzy: I know right! WOO!
(they speed down the road to find Heather. Meanwhile, she speeds out of the parking garage and the police chase her in their squad cars! Chris is scared in the back seat)
Heather: (mocking) Ooooh, cops! I'm so scared!
(As the gang is driving towards a T intersection, they spot Heather going to their right!)
Courtney: (radio) There she is!
Alejandro: (radio) On it! (they all take the right turn and follow Heather once again! With the police on their tails!)
Scott: Uh oh, it's the law.
Jasmine: (radio) Careful, they'll throw us out if they catch us!
Sky: Yeah! If that happens, we're on the fast train to Nowheresville!
Lindsay: (radio) I don't wanna go to Nowheresville!
Brick: (radio) Alejandro, it's all you! Dead ahead! Don't lose her!
Alejandro: (radio) Not gonna happen, amigo!
(As Heather speeds on, more cops arrive and are speeding towards her!)
Heather: Time for a little fun! (she charges towards a squad car, and the squad car flips in the air off of her car! Alejandro floors it to get out of the way! Brick just rams into it with his army truck!)
Sky: Sorry Officer!
Brick: Nothing personal. It's business.
(Heather flips more police cars over behind her! The others swerve out of the way of the barrel rolling cars!)
Heather: (teasing) Don't quit your night job! (She laughs evilly and blows a raspberry at the others. Ahead, more police arrive and open fire at Heather's car! But the bullets just ricochet right off! She flips their police cars too! The gang swerves their cars out of the way!)
Alejandro: Chica, you have lost it this time. (Heather makes another right turn onto another street and everyone follows. The police are now nowhere to be seen)
Geoff: (radio) I'm on her.
Izzy: Full speed ahead! WOO HOO!
Heather: Oh, now you're starting to piss me off. (she spots another squad car approaching, and she makes it flip! It crashes right into Lightning and Lindsay's car!)
Lightning: Oh sh-(censored)!
Lindsay: Oh my gosh! That was totally scary! Good thing I was wearing a seat belt!
Gwen: (radio) Guys, Lightning and Lindsay are down and out!
Courtney: (radio) Are you guys okay?
Lindsay: (radio) We're fine, but…
Lightning: (radio) Our ride is sha-toast!
Courtney: (radio) Alejandro, where are you?
Alejandro: (radio) Right behind you!
(They are now approaching a tunnel. Everyone is weaving around traffic to keep up with Heather)
Heather: I can't believe that backfired! I gotta lose them for sure now! (she takes the left turn ahead and goes a different way)
Brick: (radio) Guys, I got eyes on her. She just made a left.
Jasmine: (radio) We'll take the right. Maybe we can cut her off.
Courtney: (radio) Alejandro, make that left! (Alejandro, Courtney, and Brick take the left to follow Heather. Geoff and Jasmine keep going straight to find a shortcut. Heather, Courtney, and Brick exit the tunnel and Heather switches lanes to try and create some separation, but Brick and Courtney accelerate and pin Heather between their cars! Suddenly, another car appears out of nowhere! It's Jasmine and Sammy! They join the others in the pursuit as they approach Pearson International Airport)
Heather: This ends now. (she veers off the road and charges her car through the chain link fence onto the airport tarmac, and the others follow her onto an active runway!)
Izzy: (radio) Where does she think she's going? We're at an airport! She's got nowhere to go!
(suddenly, a giant cargo plane flies right above them! Heather somehow called for it!)
Chef: (confessional) Now how the hell did Heather manage to gain access to all this?
(in the confessional, Heather winks)
Courtney: (radio) Wow, you just HAD to open your mouth! Now we got a big f-(censored) plane to deal with!
Gwen: That's no plane! That's a planet!
Scott: You can say that again! (the plane lands on the runway and opens the cargo hatch for Heather to get inside)
Geoff: (radio) It's all over if Heather gets away on that thing!
Jasmine: (radio) Then we don't let her! Let's go!
(Heather drives her car into the cargo hold of the plane)
Heather: Arrivederci, suckers! (She drags Chris out of the car)
Alejandro: Not on my watch, señorita! (he floors it and he pulls into the cargo hold of the plane! He gets out of the car and confronts Heather)
Heather: (evilly) Alejandro.
Alejandro: (stern) Heather.
Heather: Do you really believe you can take me down?
Alejandro: Just let Chris go and any confrontation will be avoided. Your choice.
Heather: As if! He owes me a million dollars for season 3!
Alejandro: What a pity it is that you are still hooked on the past.
Heather: UGHHHHH! THAT DOES IT, ALEJANDRO BURROMUERTO! YOU'RE GOING DOWN! (she tackles him and they start fighting!)
(On the runway, the others are speeding alongside the plane)
Courtney: (radio) We gotta shoot down the plane so it can't take off!
Sammy: (radio) How do we do that?
Brick: (radio) High-tensile titanium cable!
Scott: (radio) What does that mean?
Courtney: He means grappling guns!
Gwen: You know, with grappling hooks!
Geoff: (radio) Where are they? In the glove compartment?
Izzy: Found it!
Geoff: Hey! Don't be messing with that!
Izzy: What does this thing do? Oooooh! Cool!
Geoff: Give me that! That thing is not a toy!
(On the plane, Heather and Alejandro are still fighting, and Heather phones the cockpit)
Heather: Get this motherf-(censored) bird in flight! Now! (the plane accelerates down the runway!)
Jasmine: (radio) Okay, you guys need to aim for the end of the wing!
Courtney: (radio) Copy!
Gwen: If we hit the flaps, it can't take off.
Brick: Sky, grab the wheel!
Sky: What are you doing?
Brick: I'm going in!
Sky: (blushes/to herself) My hero.
Brick: Grab the wheel! Now! (Sky takes the wheel and Brick steps out of the truck and jumps to grab the cargo door! He runs inside the plane and joins the fray with Alejandro and Heather!)
Sky: (radio) I need someone to help me out! I need to shoot down the plane but I need to keep driving!
Gwen: (radio) I got you!
Courtney: What are we doing?
Gwen: Pull over to Sky! There! (Courtney pulls up alongside Brick's army truck, and Gwen steps out of the car and climbs through the passenger side window into the truck!)
Sky: Great! You made it! Aim for the wing!
Gwen: On it! (she takes careful aim and fires her grappling hook at the wing of the plane!) Yes! Bullseye!
(in the cargo hold, Brick, Alejandro and Heather are still wrestling!)
Heather: 2 on 1! No fair!
Alejandro: All is fair in love and war. And this…is…WAR!
(suddenly, the plane starts to lift off the runway!)
Jasmine: Samey! Now!
Sammy: Here I go! (she aims for the wing and fires her grappling hook) Got it!
Jasmine: Nice going mate!
Courtney: Shoot it Scott!
(Scott fires his grappler at the wing and it hits)
Scott: Direct hit!
(in the cargo hold)
Alejandro: Brick! I'll hold off Heather! You get Chris!
Brick: Sir yes sir! (he finds Chris in a corner and unties him)
Chris: Thank goodness! Now let's get outta here!
Brick: Oh, we're about to! (the plane is still airborne, struggling to take off! Brick and Chris open the exit door and spot Sky and Gwen below)
Gwen: Sky! (Sky looks up and sees them) Keep it steady!
Brick: Come on! We gotta move!
Chris: This is insane!
Brick: It should be no surprise to you, sir. (he grabs Chris and they jump out of the plane! They land on top of the army truck and they cram inside!)
Sky: Brick! You made it!
Brick: Nothing to it, ma'am. (Sky blushes. Alejandro is about to jump)
Gwen: (shouts to him) Come on! (he doesn't jump. He spots Heather trying to escape and he goes after her) Alejandro!
Heather: You may have gotten Chris free, but I still win!
Alejandro: Oh, I don't think so. (he uses the rope from before to tie Heather up!)
Heather: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!
Alejandro: Victory once again.
(on the runway, Izzy fires her grappler at the plane and it hits!)
Izzy: Got it!
Geoff: Yes! (Geoff floors it and with one final pull, the plane crashes down onto the runway! It bursts into flames! Everyone on the ground floors it to escape the blast! They are concerned about Alejandro until…they see a car speed out of the wreckage! It's Alejandro! Everyone cheers!)
Chris: Finally! It's all over! Let's go home, shall we?
Everyone: (dreadfully) YESSSSS.
(later, everyone made it back to Camp Wawanakwa. They are seated at the bonfire for the elimination ceremony)
Chef: Well, I can't really call today's events the challenge of the day, but I do think we have a winner here! Go ahead Chris.
Chris: Yes, we most certainly have a winner of today's never to be repeated or spoken of again, joyride! And that is…oh wait, it's a tie! Alejandro and Brick! Alejandro for taking down my kidnapper Heather, and Brick for bringing me to safety! So I'll honor the deal Chef made. The spa hotel is yours, guys.
Brick: (stands up/salutes) Sir thank you sir!
Alejandro: Gracías.
Brick: And I volunteer to bring Sky with me to the hotel.
Sky: (jumps excitedly) YAY! Oops. (giggles) I mean, alright! Thank you Brick!
(Brick salutes and Sky blushes)
Chris: Who's heading for exile?
Alejandro: Hmm…good question.
Jasmine: I'll do it. I can handle it.
Chef: As for who goes home, no vote is required. Duncan is injured and was nabbed by the popo, so I'm afraid he must walk the dock of shame. (He has bandages on his body with his arm in a sling. 2 cops are standing with him)
Gwen: What? No! Dunky!
Courtney: Oh no!
Scott: Sorry you got hurt man. Get better, cool?
Duncan: Thanks man.
Alejandro: It has been a fun ride, amigo.
Duncan: Whatever.
Mal: So long sucker. (snickers evilly) Duncan: Go (censored) yourself.
Courtney: Aww, Duncan! I'm so glad we became friends again! Sorry you have to go. Keep in touch! (she hugs him tightly)
Duncan: Thanks Court. It's been fun.
Gwen: (hugs Duncan tightly) Oh babe, I shouldn't have left you there!
Duncan: It's cool toots. It was fun while it lasted. I'll be watching and rooting for ya from prison.
Gwen: (tears in her eyes) Oh Duncan! (she breaks down crying) I love you! (she and Duncan kiss)
Duncan: Ditto to you too babe.
(Duncan leaves on the boat of losers with the cops and everyone waves goodbye to him. Gwen droops her head sadly and Courtney comforts her)
Chris: As for Heather, let's just say she didn't get a very satisfying ending.
(Heather is now behind bars in prison for her actions)
Heather: (angry) Cheated out of a million bucks! A-GAIN! I hate that show!
Chris: Ahh, justice. And with that, Duncan the bad boy is gone. And Heather is gone for good! What wild adventures will our campers go on next? And who's next to walk down the dock of shame? Find out next time on a brand new episode of…TOTAL! DRAMA! ALL-STARS!
(credits)
ELIMINATION ORDER
PRE-MERGE
24th: Sugar
23rd: Max
22nd: Jo
21st: Sierra
20th: Owen
19th: Cameron
18th: Heather
17th: Shawn
16th: Scarlett
POST-MERGE
15th: Zoey
14th: Duncan