Episode 1:Dear cousin part 1
[Les Claypool]
I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time.
[Tweek and Dog poo]
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
[Les Claypool]
Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind.
[Francis]
Ample parking day or night, people spouting: "Howdy, neighbor!"
[Les Claypool]
Headin' on up to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind.
[Tommy Heidi]
Our town is bigger dammit, right down to the little granite.
[Les Claypool]
So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine
(Tweak Residence, 3 years ago).
Six-year-old Tweek Tweak ran down the hall being chased by a boy with jet-black hair. Tweek giggled as he ran but slipped on a rubber ball and fell on the ground, he would have cried if not for his cousin max, the very boy that had been chasing him jumping on top and yelling Dog pile!"
This quickly lightning Tweek's mood and made him continue to giggle.
The boys stopped giggling for a moment when Max's older brother Charles walked by the two, he looked down at the boys and smiled in particular at Tweek.
"Max, go easy in Our cousin. You don't watch out you could seriously hurt him."
Max then looked at Tweek's mom.
"Hey aunt Ellen, mind if I use your bathroom?" Charles asked.
"Oh sure, Dear. It's right up stares across from the master bedroom."
"Great, I'll be right back."
Charles then looked at his two cousins one more time for walking to the stairs and then up.
Tweek looked at Max for a moment.
"Your brother is acting weird, Maxy," Tweek said.
"He has been for a while now. Momma and Daddy think might be sick." Max replied.
"Is he sick?"
"Daddy says it's a different kind of sick...you wanna play dinosaurs?"
Tweek smiled and then nodded.
"I call dibs on The Spinosaurus," Tweek said.
"No fair you always get to be the Spinosaurus."
"Race ya upstairs."
The two boys ran up the stairs but stopped mid-way up when they both heard a loud thump coming from the bathroom.
"What was that?" Tweek asked.
"My brother probably slipped on the soap or something."
The two boys continue to walk up the stairs but stopped when they saw Charles's dead body laying on the ground. Max ran over to his brother and tried to shake him awake.
"Charlie, wake up."
Charlie didn't move.
"S-stop fooling around,charlie. wake up!"
Tweek walked over to his older cousin and noticed the lifeless look in his eyes and the empty pill bottle a few feet away.
Max kept trying to shake his cousin awake but nothing was working.
Tweek then began to shake and jitter.
"Ack, He, he, He's dead!" Tweek shouted.
(Ten minutes later)
Max's Father cried his eyes out in front of his brother Richard, his wife was still visiting her In-laws in Boston, and he didn't know how he was going to tell her about...he couldn't Evan bring himself to say it to himself as the paramedics loaded his son's dead body into the ambulance.
Tweek watched this as it happened, his dead cousin's arm fell free from the stretcher as they lidded it in. He hadn't stopped shaking or jittering since he and max had found the body.
Richard tried to comfort his son but Tweek only ignored his father. Richard hoped that this incident wouldn't severely scar their son. Evan thought deep down that he knew that it would.
(New South park, Tweak Coffee Hut)
"Hey, where the hell is my egg sandwich!?" An overweight trucker yelled at Tweek as he waited tables.
"Ack! Give me a minute!" Tweek shouted back before walking to the kitchen.
"Soos, what is taking so long?!" Tweek shouted into the kitchen.
Before Tweek could get an answer he heard the entrance doorbell ring.
"Aw dammit!" Tweek said to himself. He was practically running this place by himself. His dad was in the back calling their supply company for shorting them on espresso beans and his mom was visiting her brother's family in Maine.
"Ack! Hey dad, wanna get off the phone and help me?!" Tweek shouted but his father didn't answer.
"Figures," Tweek said to himself.
"Need help, Boss?"
Tweek turned around and saw his friends DogPoo Petuski, Francis, and Tommy Turner.
"Oh hey guys, sorry but I can't play right now. I got a bunch of jerk customers to deal with and since my dad is being no help I gotta deal with the workload myself."
"Well, why don't we help you?" Tommy asked.
Tweek looked at his three friends for a moment.
"Ugh...no offense guys but I doubt you guys have any restaurant experience."
"What's to know we take orders give them to the Cook and then take them their food, easy." Dog poo said.
"Ack! It's not exactly that easy but ok. There are a few backup aprons in the back."
(Twenty minutes later)
I ordered two iced coffees six minutes ago, how much longer am I gonna have to wait!"
Dog poo pinched the bridge of his nose in frustration.
"For the fifth time, lady, There brewing as we speak. So stop being a Karen and just wait!" Dog poo said.
"How Rude, I wanna speak to your manager."
"He's busy."
While Dog poo was having his argument Francis was walking out with an order of two breakfast sandwiches and a large coffee when he slipped on a wet spot on the floor and fell!
"Ow!, Tommy, I thought you were gonna mop this up an hour ago!" Francis yelled.
"Don't yell at me! I can't find the broom closet!" Tommy said.
"You've been looking for a freaking hour?!"
(An hour later)
The last of the customers walked out. Tweek turned over the open sign to closed. He turned around and saw Dog poo, Francis, and Tommy sitting exhausted in one of the booths.
"Ack! Thanks for the help guys. Ask for wherever you want here and it's on me."Tweek said.
"No offense Tweek but I'm pretty sick of seeing coffee and breakfast food after today." Dog poo said.
The four boys then noticed Richard Tweek Sr walk in from the office.
"Great News son, i-"
Richard was interrupted when Francis got off the booth and looked right into Richard's amber eyes.
"Where the hell were you?!"
"Well, I was on the phone, who are you again?"
"He's my friend, dad. Why were you in the office for two hours anyway?" Tweek asked.
"After i finished talking to our supplier i then decided to call up your Uncle and after we talked for awhile we decided on something your going to love,son. Your cousin, Max is coming to stay with us for a while. Isn't that great?"
Tweek didn't answer immediately but when he did he only sounded stressed.
"W-why?"
Richard looked unsure at his son's response but continued to talk.
"His mom is recovering from a bad bout of Lyme disease so I offered to watch over your cousin while she's recovering."
"Ugh..ok."
Tweek turned around and began to walk out of the front door.
"Ugh, where are you going, son? We still have to do inventory."
Tweek glared at his father.
"You can do it, Dad. Since you spent Neary four hours on the Dame phone!"
Tweek then slammed the door shut!
Richard looked at Tommy, Dog poo, and Francis.
"Would you boys mind helping me with inventory?"
The three glared at Mr.Tweak, took off their aprons, and threw them at Mr. Tweak.
"You're a lazy Goober, Mr.Tweak," Francis said as they left.
As the three left the coffee house Dog poo thought to himself.
Why was Tweek acting so odd when his cousin was mentioned?
"Did you guys notice how weird Tweek was acting when his cousin was mentioned?" Dog poo asked Francis and Tommy.
"Well it is Tweek we're talking about so it might just be him being his usual self," Tommy said.
"No, this is something different. I'm gonna go check on him, you guys go home."
"Hold on, how come to your giving orders now?" Tommy asked.
"Well, I am second in Command in the group."
"Since when?"
"Since we started this group, Tweek is the leader and I'm his number two."
"I don't remember voting on that."
"It was-"
"Will you two shut up for a moment? It was obvious that Tweek is under some kind of stress involving his cousin and since it's also obvious that you two can't talk to him about it without fighting over who's prettiest, I'll go talk to him."
"Aren't your parents gonna wonder where you are? It's getting pretty late." Tommy said.
"Oh, they probably won't notice...my mom and dad have been fighting a lot lately so I'd rather be with a friend than at home. You guys go."
Dog poo and Tommy looked at each other for a moment before the three boys went into separate
Directions.
As he walked towards the Tweak house Francis texted his dad saying he was gonna stay over at the Tweak's house tonight so his dad wouldn't worry if he didn't come home, he doubted that his mom would worry much. She and Francis didn't interact much these days, not since his dad had come home early one day and found his mom in bed with the Pizza Delivery guy.
(Tweak Residence)
Tweek laid out a fresh bowl of Water for his greyhound, Billie. He was about to light some lavender incense and try to meditate to help with his stress. why the heck did max have to come here? They had plenty of other cousins he could stay with but instead of any of them max was coming here! Max was always a Nasty prick when ever his family visited,he always seemed to take pleasure in making Tweek's life miserable.
Bing bong! Bing Bong! Bing bong!
"Ack! Hold on, I'm coming."
Tweek opened the door and his eyes went wide when he saw who was standing on the stoop.
A nine-year-old boy with brown-eyed, jet-black hair. He wore a sky-blue coat and charcoal-colored glasses with blue jeans and dark sneakers.
"Hey cuz, long time no see," Max said.
To be continued
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