ATM: Seth and the God Girls – The Good Housekeeper
After the havoc caused by her brother Shane, Stephanie tries to rebuild the McMahon family name, but the DX family are weary of her intentions and Seth and the God Girls wonder who in the wrestling world they can really trust as they prepare to go to war with Bray Wyatt.
Chapter Twenty-Two – The Hurt and the Skirt
Reception Hall, New York City Plaza
Aurora Helmsley and LC Helmsley Michaels touched down while Jeff Hardy said goodbye to the doves that God had used to drown the evil spirits Bray Wyatt had released over New York City.
"You guys were great, would you all do me a favour? Go to Pensacola in Florida, and look for a woman named Stephanie McMahon Hardy. Tell her Jeff Hardy sent you and that's he's thinking about her and he'll be home soon," Jeff said and the doves flew to where Stephanie was chilling at Roman's home, happy to get updates from the comfort of the Reigns household.
"Wow Jeff, that was beautiful," LC said sweetly as she lowered her cross bow which Faith Star wanted to play with. "Not until you're older baby girl,"
Inside the reception hall, the WWE roster and DX family were sat waiting for the bride and groom that were mysteriously tardy. It wasn't a mystery for Bianca Belair; she knew exactly why the new Mr and Mrs Balor were late.
"You're kidding me, they're doing it right now?!" Charlotte said to the EST as she told the God Girls why Becky hadn't shown up at her wedding reception yet.
"You're surprised? How many times have I asked Becky to stay focussed? She's been wanting to sleep with Balor for weeks, you think she's gonna let a wedding reception get in the way of her getting laid? This is Becky we're talking about. I'm just glad she's finally getting it out of her system," Bianca replied, and Miss Alexander laughed along with Kenny Omega and AJ Styles.
Alexa Bliss looked around the room; it was a beautiful reception hall. The God Girls really did a great job getting it setup for Becky and Finn and they were off having sex somewhere.
"Well, at least I know what I want my wedding reception to look like. We really did a great job guy and I'm inspired by my own taste," Alexa said, and she noticed a look of concern on Bianca Belair's face.
"Hey, what's with you?" Charlotte asked the very pregnant EST.
"Its Seth and Sasha. This was such a special day for Becky and Sasha just couldn't let Seth enjoy it. Do you know what she's doing right now? She's berating Seth about what happened to her father Shane McMahon," Bianca said, and the other God Girls shook their heads in disapproval.
"The Boss better not pull this crap at my wedding reception. I want Seth to be happy on my wedding day," Charlotte said, and Alexa nodded in agreement. "She should be mad at her father for acting like such a jerk, not to mention what he tried to do to the people of New York. What was he thinking? Oh wait, its Shane McMahon and he doesn't think,"
"Well, he thinks very highly of his daughter, and he is going to make her feel so bad for what happened to him today. Its all-over social media," Bianca said as her husband came over to her and kissed her on the cheek.
"You looked so beautiful standing at the altar with Becky and the other God Girls. I wanted to marry you all over again," Montez said beaming. "In fact, can I steal you away from your God Girl duties for a minute? There's something I want to show you in the coat room,"
"No 'Tez, Becky and Finn will be here soon, and I have to be present to support her. Its bad enough that Seth's not here because of Sasha but we have to be in place. Whatever's in the coat room will still be there in the morning," Bianca said flirtatiously, and Alexa and Charlotte snickered while Montez bit his bottom lip suggestively.
"Oh baby," he said with a soft smile and then suddenly, all eyes were on a different God Girl.
"Is that Bayley?!" Alexa said jumping to her feet as Bayley entered the reception hall wearing a very tight sleeveless shirt and skirt with a vine embroidery running down the side. All jaws were on the floor as the newest God Girl made her entrance in grand fashion. The roster applauded her as the Rock took his wife by the arm and kissed her hand.
"That is one Hell of an outfit my love," he whispered to her as everyone took Bayley's picture. "Just how long do you plan on wearing it?"
"Behave yourself Rocky, I'm here to support my Girls now pick your jaw up off the floor and keep it together," Bayley said before slapping Rocky on the butt and he blushed as everyone welcomed Bayley.
"Get over here Girl!" Bianca called to Bayley, "turn around and let me get a good look at you!"
Bayley did a twirl and Charlotte, and Alexa were speechless. No-one was thinking about Becky right now, all eyes were on Bayley.
"I suddenly wanna change out of my bridesmaid dress, what gives Bayley? Why are you upstaging us?" Charlotte said. "What happened to your bridesmaid dress?"
"I never got one, I was on probation remember? I've only just become a God Girl, so I thought I'd come and make a statement of my own," Bayley said, and the God Girls continued to shower her with praise.
"Well, you certainly have, welcome to the team Bayls. I'm sure Sasha and Seth will be full of love for you when they finally show up," Alexa said. "Along with the Bride and Groom,"
"Geez Becky, how long does she plan on going at it? I want wedding cake!" Bayley said.
"Dear God Bayley, when did you get so hot?" Triple H asked Bayley who ignored him and turned her attention back to the God Girls. "Where's Seth? I need him to give you a solid a** rating,"
"Forget Seth, here comes the bride," Bianca said as Becky and Finn Balor entered the reception hall to a raucous cheer from everyone.
"What happened to my doves?" Becky asked Bianca Belair as the God Girls joined her at the head table.
"They're in Pensacola with a well-rested and much-loved Stephanie McMahon," Bianca replied.
"Who steals a bride's wedding doves? Tell Jeff Hardy I want them back here before I go on my honeymoon," Becky said, and Bianca nodded messaging Stephanie to send the doves back when they got done serenading her.
"Where are you and Finn going?" Charlotte asked Becky.
"To Ireland of course, you tink we want to celebrate our first week as husband and wife in this country?" Becky replied and then she noticed that Seth and Sasha were missing. "Dare I ask where our fearless leader is?"
"He's trying to placate his hormonal wife but let's not talk about that, this is your day Becky," Bianca said.
"Yes, it is my day, which is exactly why Seth should be here. What is Sasha's problem? Is she trying to ruin this day for me?" Becky said and the God Girls exchanged glances with each other.
"I'll give him a call," Bianca said, and Bayley put her hand on Becky's.
"Congratulations Becky, you'll remember this day for the rest of your life, don't let Sasha spoil it like she almost did mine," Bayley said, and Sasha did a double take.
"Who the Hell are you?" she said and then Bayley laughed, and Becky gasped. "Oh, my Lord, you clean up good! Welcome to the club Bayley and thanks for trying to cheer me up, give me a hug!"
Bayley hugged a very impressed Becky while Bianca called Seth and told him to please try and get to the New York Plaza.
Trump Plaza Hotel
Seth stole away from Sasha who was trying to calm her father down while Bray Wyatt sat with his feet up trying not to laugh at all the chaos he tried to create, at least, not out loud. His eyes followed Seth and he turned himself into a spider and crawled over to where Seth was trying to have a private conversation.
"Ow!" Bray yelled as Seth stomped on him and he returned to his human form, "that hurt you freak!"
"Who told you to change into a spider, get out of here Bray I'm trying to have a private conversation!" Seth yelled and Sasha wobbled into the scene and put her hands on her hips.
"What did I tell you? No God Girls today, this is family stuff now get back over here and tell my father you're sorry Becky threw ice water at him!" Sasha said and Seth hesitated to say anything while Bray's lips curled into a smile at the difficult situation Seth suddenly found himself in.
"Choose a side Seth, who is it going to be? Your wife and her father or your precious, beautiful, gorgeous and talented God Girls?" Bray taunted Seth and Bianca could feel Seth pulling away from her. Seth's Treasurer of Secrets took immediate action: she sent Seth a picture of Bayley.
"I gotta go," Seth said as the immunity from lust Jesus had given him turned into instant desire. It was a dangerous move, but Bianca had no choice. She had to get Seth away from his wife, he needed to be with the God Girls right now and if using hot Bayley was the only way to do it, so be it.
"Where are you going?!" Sasha screamed as Seth left the hotel to see Bayley up close.
"I think he's made his choice Boss," Bray Wyatt replied, and Sasha looked over at the Hurt Business who were talking loudly in the other room. When they saw her face, they stood to her feet and addressed her, like the wrestling royalty that she was.
"What can we do for you Sasha?" MVP asked her.
"Go after my husband and make sure he calls me from that reception hall. I want to speak to him all night, I don't want him spending a second with those damn God Girl b******. If he hangs up on me, make sure he re-connects and if you need to get physical, well…I don't think I have to say anything else. I'm done with chasing that man down, its time he knows where his priorities should be; here with me and not there with them," Sasha said, and she turned to her father Shane and smiled proudly. "How does that sound Daddy?"
"Sounds good to me Boss," Shane replied, and he gave her a big hug as the Hurt Business left with their marching orders from the Boss of the McMahon family, who didn't mind hurting the ones she loved and that made Shane and Bray very happy.