Blitzø sat up rubbing his eyes making a mental note of where he was at. He was still in Stolas' bedroom next to Stolas who was softly cooing in his sleep. He let a small smile snake it's way onto his face as he admired the soft features of the prince. He laid back his arm behind his head trying to relish in the comfort of the downy pillows and silk sheets.
What the fuck came over me last night?, Blitzø thought his face twisted with concentration trying to remember anything through the haze and fog of his previous state. He shot up in bed with a gasp, pulling the sheets off of himself quickly and running to the bathroom.
This caused Stolas to wake up startled. He watched the tail end of Blitzø running into the bathroom and slamming the door. He ran his hand down his face trying to shake the sleep from his eyes as he pulled the covers off of himself, throwing on his robe and slowly making his way to knock on the bathroom door.
"Blitzy? Are you alright in there?"
Blitzø froze in place. He was rummaging through the calendar on his phone trying to find a specific note in it. He usually wasn't the type to be extremely organized, but he was with dates. He looked at yesterday's date his eyes practically bulging out of his skull.
Oh no...
"Fuck! Shit!" Blitzø slammed his phone on the counter. He didn't even realize that his heat was yesterday. He usually was able to take care of that by himself or found some hell born on the street to satisfy his craving. He always made sure to protect himself in those instances, but he really fucked himself in the ass with this one.
Stolas was about to knock again when Blitzø stormed out of the bathroom. The prince watched with concerned eyes as Blitzø grabbed all his clothing from yesterday pulling on his underwear and pants.
"Take a picture it'll last longer." Blitzø said looking at Stolas. His face twisted in thought as he continued to dress himself.
Stolas didn't even flinch when he saw the look on Blitzø's face as he walked over to him, kneeling down he said, "Are you alright? You seem oddly upset Blitzy."
Blitzø looked up at Stolas. Even though the prince was kneeling in front of him he was still about a foot and a half shorter. He sighed making a dismissive motion, "I'm just fucking peachy Stolas. Don't you worry about me. It's nothing to put your balls in a twist." Blitzø tried to make everything seem okay assuming that the Goetic prince knew nothing about imp biology. Why would he? It's not like he had any interaction with imps other than himself and the servants.
"I would like to know if there's anything that I can do to help you."
"Yeah. You can open that fancy book of yours and open me a portal to my office." Blitzø remarked pulling on his suit jacket looking away walking back into the bathroom to grab his phone from where he left it. Stolas blocked the door as Blitzø was about to walk out.
"What the fuck Stolas? Let me out."
"I read up on imp biology last night after you went to bed."
Shit. He knows, was all Blitzø could think as he looked up at Stolas trying to not seem concerned, "Yeah? So what? There's nothing about me that could be interesting. So, if you could do me a solid and get me to work bird brain that would be fan-fucking-tastic. I have a business to run." Blitzø pushed past Stolas waiting in the middle of the room for him to open a portal.
Stolas sighed, "Blitzø… Why didn't you tell me that imps go into heat? It would have been valuable information-"
"Why?! Why does what happens with my body bother you so much?!" Blitzø said stalking up to Stolas all the while pointing an accusatory finger in his direction, "It's not like you want anything more from me than someone that can't say no to you fiddling your fucking holes Stolas! You make that MORE than clear all the time…" Blitzø said enraged. He couldn't believe that he had let himself get into this position. He had unwillingly fell for the owl demon prince and now placed himself in the most compromising of positions.
Stolas looked at Blitzø who was staring him down, fire in his eyes. He didn't mean to hurt him ever. He bent down looking Blitzø in his eyes. He placed a taloned finger underneath Blitzø's chin to force him to look at him in his eyes, "That, my dear, cannot be farther from the truth. I don't believe that I would be as concerned for you if I didn't care."
Blitzø couldn't believe his ears. He refused to. He pulled away from Stolas walking towards the balcony getting ready to climb down, "Just throw the stupid book through a portal when you're done with it will ya?" He knew he sounded totally defeated as he jumped down off the balcony. Landing with grace only a seasoned acrobat such as himself could muster. He shoved his hands in his pockets walking off into the distance as he felt holes burning into his shoulders from Stolas' gaze.
Blitzø texted Loona to pick him up as he got farther and farther from the palace. Within about thirty minutes he saw his white van pull up next to him with Loona in the driver's seat.
"Hurry up and get in. Moxxie is off the hook texting me saying that he would kill you if we weren't already in Hell." Loona said not looking up from the phone that was placed in her right hand as she held onto the steering wheel with the left. She was switching songs trying to find the best one to kill her eardrums.
Blitzø jumped in letting his adopted daughter continue driving. He put his head in his hands the moment that his shut the door.
This could ruin everything. The way I just acted towards Stolas, He groaned at the memory of how he stormed out of the palace gaining a side eyed glance from Loona.
"The fuck has your panties in a twist? Did you piss off the prince of horniness or something?" Loona said going to change the song again half looking towards the road. She looked at Blitzø making note that she didn't see the book, "Where is the book?"
"What?" Blitzø said looking up at Loona through his fingers.
"Where. Is. The. Book?" Loona said dreading how M&M are going to react to the fact that they didn't have the book.
Blitzø went back to groveling in self-loathing, "Stolas still has it."
Loona groaned, "I'm not gonna deal with Moxxie's mouth today. You better tell them that you don't have it."
"Will do sweetie."
For the next few minutes they drove in silence until Loona, who isn't typically the questioning type asked, "So what happened last night? Usually you're in a better mood coming from your fuck buddy's house."
Blitzø groaned not wanting to talk about it, "We had a fucking argument over some bullshit. Nothing to worry your pretty little head over." Blitzø ruffled Loona's fur causing the hellhound to growl under her breath. She pushed his hand away and continued looking back at the road as they entered into Imp City.
"Whatever."
At the I.M.P office, Blitzø and Loona had just walked in looking at M&M. Millie was sharpening her battle axe she always brought with and Moxxie was pointing a harpoon gun at some pictures of sinners on the wall.
"Hey Blitzø! Where have y'all been?" Millie said waving excitedly at her boss.
"Oh just woke up late is all Mills." Blitzø said laughing. His signature grin finding itself onto his face.
Moxxie looked at Blitzø, "Well be late all you want on your own time sir. Don't we have any contracts today to complete?"
Blitzø gulped at the mention of work adjusting his red skull choker on his neck, "Actually I was thinking that we could just do paperwork and practice today. How does that sound?" Blitzø said hoping there wasn't any worry in his voice.
Moxxie raised an eyebrow at Blitzø, but just shrugged his questions away, "Sure sir. As long as we don't have any concerning matters to attend to."
"Of course not! I'm just gonna run down the street to get you amazing fuckers some donuts. I'll be right back." Blitzø said turning and leaving. He closed the door to the office bolting off down the stairs and onto the street. He walked in the direction of the nearest corner store. He grabbed the donuts he promised, along with a carton of iced coffee and most importantly…
"Fucking morning after pill. I hope this shit works and that Stolas doesn't have magic bird jizz." Blitzø said to himself as he grabbed the box tossing it on the cashier's table. The cashier, another sinner, rolled his eyes.
"You know you would think imps would be smarter." He said under his breath. He heard the cocking of a gun which was pointed right between his eyes as Blitzø looked at him in disgust.
"Say it again motherfucker. I DARE you to say it again." Blitzø was definitely not in the mood. The cashier bagged his items, took his money, and murmured under his breath to have a good day.
Blitzø snatched the bag from the counter and walked out of the store, heading back towards I.M.P. He walked back up and into the office putting the donuts on Loona's desk along with the coffee. He snagged one for himself and walked into his personal office closing the door. He sat at his desk, ripping open the package for the pill and swallowed it.
There. That should get rid of any hell spawn that Stolas planted in there, Blitzø said throwing the package in the wastebin under his desk. He went to half looking through his papers, hoping the pill would take effect and get rid of whatever problem could arise.
