This is the layout of the fic, if you want to read spoiler-free, skip the first batch of not italicized text in this chapter.

My whole family watches Miraculous Ladybug (yes, we've been corrupted). We watched the season 5 episodes that are out and me and my sis were talking about our predictions and stuff. We asked our dad what he was looking forward to/predicting in upcoming episodes, and he said something along the lines of this:

"Okay well first, someone's gonna get akumatized. Then they're gonna break everything in Paris except the Eiffel Tower. You can break everything else, just don't hurt the Eiffel Tower again . It's just wrong.

Then Ladybug and Cat Noir are gonna fight the dude. And Jackie Chan's gonna come and fight some dudes all like 'hoowaaaa' [Kung-fu] noises. He fights like the Drunken Master.

Then Master Wu (He means Master Fu) comes along and it turns out that Jackie is his student in Kung Fu.

Then Ladybug and Cat Noir find out who each other are and they go all "ohhhh" "aww" and fall in love.

Then the evil guy (Hawkmoth/Shadowmoth/Monarch/idek at this point) makes a butterfly and it goes after them. It's pink because he's going after their positive emotions. It's stronger than the black ones because positive always beats negative.

So the Marinette and Cat Noir gets akumatized. And they turn the world upside down. The Eiffel Tower is upside down too because that's what didn't get destroyed earlier.

So the guy with the guitar (Jagged Stone) has to come, and he saves the world.

And Marinette is all like "Oh no, I can't be in love with you because it destroyed the world." And uses the magic Ladybugs to turn everything back to normal, making her and Cat Noir forget everything. Because that's the style of the show.

But, she finds a note. Like a note from the past to the future

In conclusion, my dad pretty much made a fanfiction crossover. I absolutely love it, so I wanted to write and post it for people on the internet to enjoy.

That was the story how he said it (grammar death and all. (I find it endearing)), but I'm planning to write it in a more fleshed out and coherent way. I'll post as I write it, either in one big chunk or itsy-bitsy pieces. Whichever way my brain likes more.

In the meantime, send your predictions and thoughts on the new season. I'm legitimately excited because GABRIEL FINALLY HAS A BRAIN. And overarching stuff is happening even more than season 4 and EEEE

Because rules say I can't have just an author's note as a chapter, here's a bit of the first real chapter.

A news helicopter flew over the city, circling a giant glittering lady stomping around a wide street full of people. She grew taller with every step. Once the helicopter was positioned in such a way that the camera man could film the golden girl without risk of them being caught by her or her bejeweled antlers, the blond news reporter started broadcasting.

"The akumatized victim known as Sole Crusher has returned and is rampaging the city. We encourage everyone to stay inside and away from her feet until Ladybug and Cat Noir can deal with this. Oh look, there they are!" She pointed to a nearby rooftop.

The camera followed to where her arm pointed, just in time to see the red heroine toss up her magic yo-yo. "It looks like Ladybug has called upon her lucky charm. uhh... what is it? Did you see what it was?"

The camera man shrugged, zooming in towards ladybug's hand. "Some kind of little triangle? I dunno."

Ladybug held up the guitar pick with confusion.

"Ooh, are we gonna play a love song?" Cat Noir pretended to play guitar while his partner looked around.

"No kitty." She groaned and looked at her lucky charm again. "I don't know what to do with this."

Ladybug's thoughts were interrupted by a tremble in the earth. "I'm coming for you Ladybug" the voice of Zoe- Sole Crusher echoed from above. The girl loomed over the building, casting a shadow over the pair of super heroes.