I decided to take this job at Sister's location

"What is it Bub?" I said Pissed popping three Adamantium Claws out of each of my Hands "Hi I'm a model 5 of the robotics and unit repair system but call me Hand-Unit" he said cheerfully

I was feeling uneasy by this guy "anyway type your name into my keyboard" I then typed my name into the keyboard

He was tracking the name I was feeling uneasy like how Cyclops stares at Storm's thighs 24/7 anyway he was finally done "You name is peanut butter right" he said" Your a Dick" I said mad

then I made my way along with Hand-Unit to the first electric button "Press it Press It it's so funny what happens Go on press it" he Said "alright I'll press it damn" I said starting to become angry

I then pressed it only to feel guilty after doing it to everyone

"Ha Ha Ha That was funny" he Said "Shut up" I said

then I made my way into Circus Baby's area

when we got there Handunit said "I hope You will come out Circus Baby"

after a few seconds we didn't see anyone "Thanks for the show Baby" he said Jolly "Yeah thanks" I said Sarcastically

after that I went on my way out and decided to call Storm

Storm Then picked up the phone "Hello Logan" she said nicely " Hey Storm, Can I ask you for a favor" I said "Of course" she said "I want to let these Animatronics have a home in the X-Men tower in the family dinner" "If Professor X agrees I'll build it along side Beast and Cyclops" "alright Goodbye Storm" "Goodbye Logan" then I hung up

The end of the first chapter by the the way the adult joke in this chapter is the only adult joke in this story so it stays Rated T plus the your a dick part references a line said by Wolverine in one of the X-Men movies