Foggy, is was pretty damn fuckin' foggy. The streets of London always seemed to get misty during the early hours of the morning. The clouds covered the skies above and the moon that once shone so brightly. I reached into my pocket and withdrew the metalic object from my pants. Glancing down at the time on the pocket watch it read; 3:05. Placing it back in my pocket, I continued my venture down the winding streets of London. Every turn blended together and each lamp multiplied. Every once and a while a drunkard who wandered from a saloon made their way by and the automobile passed by the sidewalk. I stopped at a four way... at least what I thought was one. The fog shrouded everything except the two options I had. Go straight or go right. Maybe straight would work. Wham! ... ... ...
"And thats how I became an Imp. I now haunt the streets of London, snatching up kids after school and leading drunks to the roads." "So I should hire you because you're good at leading people in-front of cars?" [Boss guy] said unamused. "Well, that and I have twenty pounds in my pocket." He offered timidly. "I only accept dollars. Thanks, but no thanks." The Imp stood up from his desk abruptly and left the room. Another day at work, another person not hired to I.M.P. incorporated. I think its about time I went to visit my daughter out of work. I sluggishly made my way out of the confines of my seat and out the door (wtf is this pacing in on a time limit). "Sir, another job came in. This time for a child." Moxxie burst in. Theres that idea dashed.
We made our way down to Earth, somewhere in Texas, and went out searching for a shitty child. We looked high and low, trying to find this dumbass kid to take him to hell or some shit. No sign of him. That was until we made our way into a house on a hill. "The power of Christ compells you!" Somebody shouted in another room. "What?" Moxxie said turning an eyebrow up. We barged into the room and saw a priest holding a shotgun to our heads. We quickly flipped our hands up in the air. "You little imps will not take away this child. It was me who ordered this job! I am finally putting an end to your antics." He said while lowering the shotgun. "Huh? How would you do that?" Said Moxxie. "I'm going to give you dead red beings redemption." (Red dead redemption joke hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha funny) "I'd like to see you try." The Priest then got down and prayed for the Imps.
Eventually the Imps joined the Priest and their untamed souls were led to rest in peace, not being demons any longer. The Priest would now live knowing he did good.
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That was until the fire nation attacked. Only the Avatar mastered all four elements. Only he could stop the ruthless firebenders. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years have passed and the Fire Nation is nearing victory in the War. Two years ago, my father and the men of my tribe journeyed to the Earth Kingdom to help fight against the Fire Nation, leaving me and my brother to look after our tribe. Some people believe that the Avatar was never reborn into the Air Nomads, and that the cycle is broken. But I haven't lost hope. I still believe that somehow, the Avatar will return to save the world.