"Wait. Yandere Club?!" Yamaguchi said in shock.
"Yep," Ira said, "To sum it up, you're here because you fell in love with a boy or girl, that you love so much that you are willing to do anything for them. Evening killing."
"But I don't have anyone like that," the freckled boy said.
"Oh really," Hinata said, "I guess I'll try and ask out a certain blonde beanpole to go out on a date with -" Hinata was cut off when he hit a wall with a hand around his throat. He looked up to see Yamaguchi was the one pinning him in place. His jade-green eyes began to illuminate. The third and second years were shocked at how fast the situation escalated. A low growl escaped his throat while Yamaguchi gave off a murderous aura.
"Say that again, and I will cut your throat and watch you bleed," he said, but Hinata wasn't scared. Instead, he returned the look with a smirk on his face.
"There's the yandere inside you. That's why you're here. You love Tsukishima so much that you threatened my life when I said something about dating him," Hinata said, "But you don't need to worry. I have my eyes on a certain blueberry on the team." Yamaguchi took a deep breath and started to calm down. His eyes returned to normal as he let go of the tangerine. The boy was in shock at what he did.
"I-I-I'm sorry. I don't. I just. My mind," All Yamaguchi could do was stutter. This was the first time he was truly aware of what had happened.
"Its ok Yamaguchi. We're all the same here," Ira said. Then, Sugawara cleared his throat, gathering the attention of the group.
"Anyway, Ira is the younger sister of Toru Oikawa. He is the leader of the club division in Aoba Johsai. And Shoyo is the son of one of our alum. You might know her as Fraya Dosika." Ira and Yamaguchi looked at the orange-haired boy in surprise, "Fraya ended up marrying Mr. Sungei Hinata, and they had Shoyo and his little sister Natsu. By the way, Hinata, is your mother coming to our meeting tomorrow after practice?"
"Yes, she is," Hinata said.
"You two are lucky," the greenette said, "You guys have yandere family. I don't."
"Well now you do," Ira said while hugging the boy, "We're your yandere family now." Yamaguchi returned the hug and smiled.
"Yeah, I'm sure my parents would love to help teach you," Hinata said while smiling.
"Um, news flash, Hinata," Kiyoko said, "But only your mother is a yandere. Your dad is a normal human being." Hinata smirked at this comment.
"Actually, that information is false," Hinata smugly said, "My dad had a crush on my mom in high school but was too afraid to tell her. Yes, he wasn't a yandere in high school, but what about after high school? You see, my father's yandere tendencies didn't appear until a few years after high school. By this time, he and my mother had started dating. One day, a stranger started flirting with my mom, making my dad angry, so he killed her in the shed of his house. However, my mother saw this happen, and when my dad saw her, he was scared. But my mom was over the moon that my dad was just like her. I think you can figure what happened from there." Everyone looked at the boy in shock; even Suga was surprised.
"Really?" Nishinoya asked.
"Yep. On top of that, my mom is bringing my dad to the club tomorrow. Since he was recently admitted into the yandere society, he now gets to learn about the yandere clubs."
"Wait. Yandere society? What else do I not know about?" Yamaguchi asked.
"A lot," Ira said, "Come on, the rest of us will explain to you what you need to know."
"Yes, but first, we have to do the initiation ceremony," the grey-haired boy said, " Let's go, we have much to do."