Yes! I am back with another chapter!
This chapter, the first part rather, will focus on the Loki Familia.
Who do you think I should pair up with our highly-stressed advisor?
"The Freya Familia has been getting stronger," said a blonde with a childlike stature despite being 42 years old.
"Freya has a lot of devoted followers, that's for sure." A red-haired androgynous teen dressed in a blue tube top and black booty shorts said as she opened a file. "In fact, there are rumors of a saint blessing the Familia."
Somewhere, Ren sneezed while sparring with Ryuu making him smash his head on her incoming fist.
"A saint?" Riveria, the Nine Hells, said as she looked at the file of a hooded figure that vaguely seemed familiar.
"Yes, they call them that," Loki said. "Some of the members of the Familia have been singing praises about him."
"Hm... this is a bit distracting. Are they connected to the eradication of Molag Bal and Dagon Familias?" Asked a dwarf.
"Nothing concrete but it seemed connected with some of their members' arguments." Finn Deimme said as he closed the file, signaling the end of their current conversation. "Speaking of which, Riveria."
"Yes?" The high elven princess asked as she looked at her friend and companion.
"We heard the rumor about you being assaulted by someone."
Once more, Ren sneezed, accidentally spraying Ryuu's face. Paling, the advisor of the Freya Familia tried to calm her down to no avail. So he did the only thing he could. He ran away as fast as he could and some hidden members of the Freya Familia Face palmed at the sight of their advisor/saint running like a dog with its tail between its legs, casually phasing in and out of several attacks from the enraged elf, much to their awe and surprise.
"It was not an assault. He vomited on my new boots." The elven princess said as she opened the file of a person suspected of eradicating two Familias and their deities.
"Is he still alive, Mama?" Asked Loki who raised her brow.
"He is," The princess said as she looked at her employer.
"With this boost that the Freya Familia has, we would be under a lot of stress. I don't know how they got stronger but we need to be careful."
"Oh, speaking of which, I have a new drinking buddy!" Loki announced with a grin. "We drink every Wednesday and Friday in the Hostess!" An image of a dejected young man banging his head on the counter appeared in the trickster's mind.
"I see."
"I want him to join our Familia," Loki announced proudly making all three executives look at her.
Riveria sighed as she approached the Manor's library where her student and her ward were. It was her turn to teach them more about magic and she will do her best. No matter what.
In the middle of teaching the two teenagers, she heard some noises, and before she knew it, the young man that vomited on her shoes now sticking out of the wall.
"Hello," The young man greeted much to Riveria's surprise and growing annoyance
"Hi," Ais greeted back while raising her hand.
Riveria tried her best to calm down as she looked at the intruder of the manor only for her eyes to widen when his long brown hair shortened and changed to a darker shade appearing black. His eyes which were a pale shade of blue were replaced with dark.
'Librarian?'
The advisor
This is awkward. A cutie was in front of me and I am stuck on a wall. Luckily, I have hax! Ha! Take that scum! Giratina is the Best of the creation trio!
Pushing my body off the undamaged wall by ripping off a certain Simp-chiha, I distorted the gravity around me.
'Do you believe in Gravity?' -A gay ass priest
Standing upright on the wall, defying the laws of Physics like the Chad that I am, I gave the princess a look and casually walked to the ground.
Ryuu launched me so far away after I tripped and held her hands. Without protection.
Disgusting.
Where am I?
Oh, Loki Familia.
"I was never here," I said, giving them a finger on my mouth to shush them before activating my distortion world and slipping to the distortion between space and time before reappearing and pulling myself out of Syr/Freya's shadow.
Handy little thing.
"Yo!"I called out to them as soon as I was on a knee.
Seems like they did not notice me which is good.
"Mood kindred!" Anya shouted as she launched herself at me and it seems like Ryuu just came back. Catching my Senior's estranged little sister, I gently set her down.
I don't want Allen trying to kill me in my sleep or training. After all, I'm not so highly overpowered chef that can create a dimension where time moves faster or slower, cut things so fast in the blink of an eye, or have an insane mastery of a martial arts that can paralyze anything, even the world, and a mastery of cooking techniques that can make even the world itself edible.
Across the multiverse, another version of Ren sneezed causing him to mess up his knocking and causing the death of his target.
I am also not an overpowered magician that can spam spells and use the restoration loop glitch.
I can only distort time and space to teleport to my anchors and it costs me a lot of mind! Just like a ship going through the warp.
"Sorry, I overreacted."
"It's fine," I told Ryuu. "Besides, I messed up. You're stronger than me which means I'll gain... more... experience..."
FUCK!
I'M A DUMBASS!
"Ren?"
"Thank you, Ryuu!" I said as I gave her a tight hug. Yes! Thank you, you beautiful sexy elf! I finally found it! Letting her go, I activated my distortion world ability while focusing on my anchor in the Familia manor's enchantment room.
Wait, boss? Why are you smiling like that? And mood kindred?
Leaping into it, I found myself in the dimly lit room and focused on the research papers that I had before kicking every door in my way as I went to the executives.
Kicking the door open,
"Kya! More, lady Freya!" A man moaned out as a writhing mass of tentacles from an octopus...
Nope!
Kicking another one,
"Freya the mighty! Freya the unerring! Freya the unassailable! To you we give praise!"
Wrong one, this is the cultist room.
Finding the right room, I was greeted with the Freya body pillow fort of the Gulliver brothers currently occupied by the light elf king and avid Freya simp version semi-Yandere like most of the higher-ups.
"I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster."
"I FOUND A WAY TO MAKE YOUR SIMPS A LOT STRONGER!" I said and they ignored me.
"Ren?" Ooohhh! Dain!
"Hey, Dain. I found a way to make you level up faster!" I said as I showed him the files. At least this will be fun.
A few weeks later
It was a nice week and a nice day.
The birds were singing, the flowers were blooming and on days like these...
"Congratulations for reaching level 8 captain Ottar, for reaching level 7 Allen, Hedin, and Hogni!"
Freya said with a bright and proud smile on her face as the said four felt proud, even if Allen still looked so dejected.
"And let us not forget the reason why these four leveled up. Our very own Rule Breaker, Ren Cruz. Congratulations on breaking Sword Princess' record."
Freya said as she gave me a proud smile similar to an older sister.
It was nice.
And none of the Yanderes will kill me.
Nice!
I just hope Freya did not...
Who am I kidding, my life just got harder!
I should take Mora's offer for a vacation.
Oh, my! Things are getting Juicy!
Why did Riveria call Ren, Librarian?
Who knows what will happen.
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P.S.: I am making fun of some of my stories.
