One morning, dakoolguy woke up from a bad dream. He dreamt all his Ace Attorney and Tudors fanfics were rightfully deleted from AO3 and FF.N, and lost forever. Anyway, when dakoolguy woke up, he got dressed, left his house and started walking over to his underage girlfriend's house. On his way there, he got jumped by seven evil men; Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, Joseph Stalin, Benito Mussolini, Adolf Hitler, Muammar Gaddafi and Kim Jong-un. The men beat dakoolguy until he was nothing more than a bloody mess and stripped him until he was butt naked. Then, one by one, they started raping him. Saddam Hussein showed dakoolguy his groin. Saddam Hussein threw dakoolguy onto the ground face-first and put his testicles in his butt, thus humping his butt and having butt sex with him. After that, Saddam Hussein flipped dakoolguy over and kissed him on the lips. Then, Saddam Hussein deepthroated dakoolguy with his penis, which was so long that it went all the way down dakoolguy's mouth and came out through his ass. When Saddam Hussein's dick inched close to dakoolguy's dick and finally penetrated it, blood spurted out from his asshole. Saddam Hussein pushed his cock back and forth into dakoolguy's dick for the next hour. Osama Bin Laden showed dakoolguy his groin. Osama Bin Laden threw dakoolguy onto the ground face-first and put his testicles in his butt, thus humping his butt and having butt sex with him. After that, Osama Bin Laden flipped dakoolguy over and kissed him on the lips. Then, Osama Bin Laden deepthroated dakoolguy with his penis, which was so long that it went all the way down dakoolguy's mouth and came out through his ass. When Osama Bin Laden's dick inched close to dakoolguy's dick and finally penetrated it, blood spurted out from his asshole. Osama Bin Laden pushed his cock back and forth into dakoolguy's dick for the next hour. Joseph Stalin showed dakoolguy his groin. Joseph Stalin threw dakoolguy onto the ground face-first and put his testicles in his butt, thus humping his butt and having butt sex with him. After that, Joseph Stalin flipped dakoolguy over and kissed him on the lips. Then, Joseph Stalin deep-throated dakoolguy with his penis, which was so long that it went all the way down dakoolguy's mouth and came out through his ass. When Joseph Stalin's dick inched close to dakoolguy's dick and finally penetrated it, blood spurted out from his asshole. Joseph Stalin pushed his cock back and forth into dakoolguy's dick for the next hour. Benito Mussolini showed dakoolguy his groin. Benito Mussolini threw dakoolguy onto the ground face-first and put his testicles in his butt, thus humping his butt and having butt sex with him. After that, Benito Mussolini flipped dakoolguy over and kissed him on the lips. Then, Benito Mussolini deepthroated dakoolguy with his penis, which was so long that it went all the way down dakoolguy's mouth and came out through his ass. When Benito Mussolini's dick inched close to dakoolguy's dick and finally penetrated it, blood spurted out from his asshole. Benito Mussolini pushed his cock back and forth into dakoolguy's dick for the next hour. Adolf Hitler showed dakoolguy his groin. Adolf Hitler threw dakoolguy onto the ground face-first and put his testicles in his butt, thus humping his butt and having butt sex with him. After that, Adolf Hitler flipped dakoolguy over and kissed him on the lips. Then, Adolf Hitler deep-throated dakoolguy with his penis, which was so long that it went all the way down dakoolguy's mouth and came out through his ass. When Adolf Hitler's dick inched close to dakoolguy's dick and finally penetrated it, blood spurted out from his asshole. Adolf Hitler pushed his cock back and forth into dakoolguy's dick for the next hour. Muammar Gaddafi showed dakoolguy his groin. Muammar Gaddafi threw dakoolguy onto the ground face-first and put his testicles in his butt, thus humping his butt and having butt sex with him. After that, Muammar Gaddafi flipped dakoolguy over and kissed him on the lips. Then, Muammar Gaddafi deepthroated dakoolguy with his penis, which was so long that it went all the way down dakoolguy's mouth and came out through his ass. When Muammar Gaddafi's dick inched close to dakoolguy's dick and finally penetrated it, blood spurted out from his asshole. Muammar Gaddafi pushed his cock back and forth into dakoolguy's dick for the next hour. Kim Jong-un showed dakoolguy his groin. Kim Jong-un threw dakoolguy onto the ground face-first and put his testicles in his butt, thus humping his butt and having butt sex with him. After that, Kim Jong-un flipped dakoolguy over and kissed him on the lips. Then, Kim Jong-un deep-throated dakoolguy with his penis, which was so long that it went all the way down dakoolguy's mouth and came out through his ass. When Kim Jong-un's dick inched close to dakoolguy's dick and finally penetrated it, blood spurted out from his asshole. Kim Jong-un pushed his cock back and forth into dakoolguy's dick for the next hour. When the seven evil men were done raping dakoolguy, they laughed madly and left him on the ground with his ass bleeding and stretched. He was now a blithering Jell-O mold.