I'll Lock The Door
Summary: An AU drabble written for the WC Discord Drabble prompt: "Oh, look! My will to live… it's gone." (although I think 'inspired by' may be more accurate as I'm not sure it really meets the prompt)
Mozzie's had enough – the sexual tension …
"I've had it! I'm out of here! I'm taking the Bordeaux," Mozzie declared waving the near empty bottle around. "The sexual tension is too much."
"What!" Peter and Neal exclaimed together.
"Oh come on, the Suit with his thing for blue eyed brunettes. You and father figures."
"Mozzie!" Neal shouted.
"Okay, older men then," Mozzie amended as he exited.
Peter and Neal looked at each other before quickly moving to hug opposite ends of the couch.
Then, catching Peter's sideways glance, Neal quirked an eyebrow. Peter quirked an eyebrow back, adding a suggestive grin.
Neal croaked, "I'll lock the door."