The Tragedy of Darth Cockus the wide
Palpatussy - "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Cockus the Wide?"
Anakin Gayfucker - "No."
Palpatussy - "I thought not. It's not a story the heterosexual Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Cockus... was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wide, he could use his cock to influence the boy pussy of men... to create... pleasure. He had such a knowledge of the brown side, he could even keep the ones he fucked... from queefing."
Anakin Gayfucker - "He could actually... prevent people from queefing?"
Palpatussy - "The brown side of the Force is a pathway to many experiences... an orientation some consider to be unnatural."
Anakin Gayfucker - "Wh– What happened to him?"
Palpatussy - "He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his cock. Eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice fucked him in his sleep. It's ironic. He could save others from queefing, but not himself."
Anakin Gayfucker - "Is it possible to learn this pleasure?"
Palpatussy - "Not from a Jedi."
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