ACxOCU Ch 31 Unaverage Obsession.
(It shows a car driving through the mountainside and Cheerleader by OMI begins to play with the man from the Song and Dance competition who was smitten with Mavis singing along riding with some girl.)
When I need motivation.
My one solution is my queen.
'Cause she stay strong (yeah yeah).
(He puts his hand on hers.)
She is always in my corner.
Right there when I want her.
(The girl turns her head and it's revealed to be Menthis dressed as Mavis.)
All these other girls are tempting.
But I'm empty when you're gone.
And they say.
(Menthis begins to sing the next verse.)
Do you need me?
Do you think I'm pretty?
Do I make you feel like cheating?
(The man sings back in response.)
And I'm like no, not really 'cause.
Oh I think that I found myself a cheerleader!
She is always right there when I need her.
(The scene changes to outside a store with the man singing as Menthis dressed as a cheerleader is twerking behind him.)
Oh I think that I found myself a cheerleader!
She is always right there when I need her.
(The scene changes to a catwalk with Menthis dressed as Mavis walking down it.)
She walks like a model.
(In a puff of smoke he's suddenly dressed as Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie.)
She grants my wishes like a genie in a bottle (yeah yeah)
(Menthis nods his head and the man appears in a puff of smoke still singing but dressed in a silver suit sitting in a chair.)
'Cause I'm the wizard of love.
And I got the magic wand.
(Menthis begins to walk over to him seductively.)
All these other girls are tempting.
But I'm empty when you're gone.
And they say.
(Menthis straddles the man's lap and sings the next part.)
Do you need me?
Do you think I'm pretty?
Do I make you feel like cheating?
(The man reaches up and caresses Menthis's face then sings back.)
And I'm like no, not really 'cause.
Oh I think that I found myself a cheerleader!
She is always right there when I need her.
(Menthis and him lean in to kiss.)
Oh I think that I found myself a cheerleader!
She is always right there when I need her.
"Boss!" Shouts a voice breaking the man out of his daydream.
"What?!" Asks the Man annoyed by the interruption dressed in only a silver robe.
"You'll be happy to know the next Song and Dance competition is this weekend." Says the voice just outside the door.
"Perfect." Says the Man as he gets up and drops his robe to the floor then walks out the door.
Later that weekend at Chris and Menthis's apartment.
(Menthis Eddie and Stewie are all getting ready in their drag costumes in the bathroom.)
"I'm surprised you wanted to join us." Eddie says, adjusting his wig.
"What can I say, my night was free." Stewie replies as he applies more lipstick.
"Weren't you helping Arthur with getting elected?" Says Menthis.
"Something more important came up." Replies Stewie.
"More important than an election?" Asks Menthis now confused.
"You could say that, so how do I look?" Stewie asks, turning towards him.
"Pretty good, what's your stage name?" Asks Menthis.
"Karina, Karina Smirnoff." Replies Stewie with a smile, "What's your's?"
"Mavis." Replies Menthis proudly.
"That's super creative." Says Stewie turning back around.
"Really?" Asks Menthis excitedly.
"No." Replies Stewie.
"Hah." Chuckles Eddie way too loudly.
"What are you laughing at? Not like Emma's any better." Stewie says, turning towards him.
"Whatever." Says Eddie walking out of the bathroom.
Later at the competition.
(Stewie and Eddie are standing outside the building dressed as Karina and Emma.)
"Where is that jaggoff?" Asks Eddie checking his watch, "We're supposed to be on soon."
"I think I have an idea I'll be right back." Replies Stewie walking off, taking out his cellphone and calling Junior, "We might have a problem."
Inside the old abandoned dance studio.
(It shows Menthis is tied to a chair still dressed as Mavis and he slowly comes to.)
"God ugh what happened I feel like I downed a whole bottle of Deirdre Jackson Brand Tequila."
Suddenly a man in a brown suit steps out and says, "Deirdre Jackson Brand Tequila step into the ring….of flavor."
"Can you help me?" Asks Menthis looking at the man in the suit.
"Naw, I'm going to be late for the Song and Dance competition." Says the Man running out the door.
"Wait, that's where I'm going…. he's gone…shit…." Menthis says to himself.
"You're so stunning and beautiful." Says a voice.
"Huh, who said that?" Asks Menthis looking around.
(Out of the shadows steps the Man from earlier completely nude.)
"I did." He says with a smile starting to walk towards Menthis, "You're so radiant the most beautiful girl I've ever seen."
"Dafuq are you talking about dude?" Replies Menthis as he begins to freak out.
"Let us all see how beautiful you are." Says the Man and more nudists step out of the shadows.
(Menthis begins to panic, struggling harder against the ropes that bind him to the chair he's on.)
"You guys are gross you nudist freaks!" Screams Menthis struggling to free himself.
"Mmmm I like 'em feisty" The man says (Then he snaps his fingers.) Looking at him with pure lust in his eyes.
"Okay, why'd you do that? What's going on?" Questions Menthis now really worried about what will happen.
(The other nudists bring out a boombox.)
"You're so beautiful." The Man says, stroking Menthis's face.
"I'm not beautiful because I'm not a gir-" Begins Menthis but the Man puts his finger to his lips.
"Shhhh." The Man says shushing him then turns around and bends down to turn on the boombox putting his naked butt in Menthis's face making him recoil as the music begins to play What makes you beautiful by One Direction.
You're insecure.
Don't know what for.
You're turning heads when you walk through the door.
(His junk is flopping around as he dances, making Menthis cringe.)
Don't need make-up.
To cover up.
Being the way that you are is enough.
(Two nudists come up behind Menthis and sing in his ear.)
Everyone else in the room can see it.
Everyone else but you.
(The rest of the nudists break out in song and dance.)
Baby you light up my world like nobody else!
The way that you flip your hair gets me
overwhelmed!
But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell!
(They pick up the chair Menthis is sitting in and start parading him around the room while dancing.)
You don't know.
Oh, oh!
You don't know you're beautiful!
(Menthis is crying his makeup running down his face.)
If only you saw what I can see!
You'd understand why I want you so desperately!
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe!
(They set him down and the Man sits in his lap singing the lead while the other nudists sing backup.)
You don't know!
Oh, oh!
You don't know you're beautiful!
Oh, oh!
(Menthis screams out the last verse.)
Dear god I'm not beautiful!
(Suddenly the door swings open.)
"Stop right there!" Shouts Junior drawing his gun, "Woah what the fuck?" He says shocked at what he's seeing.
"What's wrong?" Asks Stewie walking in, "Hello." He says, eyes going wide.
"Help me!" Sobs Menthis.
"Well go on, let's save him." Says Stewie.
"I'm not fighting a bunch of naked dudes." Replies Junior.
"Ugh you big baby give me that." Says Stewie grabbing the gun and cocking it, "Okay which one of you wants to die first?"
"Scramble!" Screams one of the Nudists and they all run.
"You have not seen the last of Cecil my fair Mavis." Cecil says, kissing him on the forehead before running away.
"Wow…." Says Junior walking up and untying Menthis.
"Not a word of this to Sarah or Chris." Menthis says trembling as he walks with them out the building.